"Regular Black People" so most black people speak in an incoherent ignorant dialect? Maybe you feel they do. I could care less what you think. Just to let you know I am not an Oreo, Although I am an Ivy league educated professional Black female, I work in the corporate world and unlike you I don't fall to my knees when some white man looks my way. Ok, you stupid b.itch.
I'm all for SELF DEPRECATING humor. it has its place and helps take some of the seriousness out of life. But to INSINUATE that a "Normal black Person" talks with such HORRIFICLY broken englis and that an OREO speaks PROPER Like WHITE PEOPLE is kind of "MESSED UP". I'm from the hood and i don't speak that way unless its intentional. there are too many mindless MORONS on this website that will take what you say as "gospel" and the TRUTH and not satire.
You've GOTTA STOP......!! You are friggin' killing me. I don't know what you're doing with your life (since you've completely stopped calling) but you need to "bottle" this and take it to a stage, or, to television. Or, maybe it would be better to be, oh, fairly popular on YouTube - where the gene pool is straight outta Three Mile Island and people respond to a hysterical video with questions like, "What do you use to tape your videos". So smart, so funny - so pretty. Wow!
Oreo I'm a black person and I know a lot of dudes and myself who would to take you out properly and do something fun. I mean your just smart and pretty looking girl who sounds kinda white but that doesn't matter I'm speaking on behalf of all black men we like you and just know that. PS. Do you prefer circumcised penises or uncircumcised?
@KDhueW19 I think to date Oreo you are going to need to learn when to use your and you're correctly. She "sounds kinda white"? No points there either.
OK O'writer, you are almost there. But the true litmus test that trips up the best of the Oreo's is a single word...ASK. I have scoured your vids for just one pronunciation of "ask" (with an "s," not an "x,") and am convinced you may be a fraud. Do it! Do it now! give us a vid with you forming a perfect Caucasoid "A-S-K." If there is no 'x' sound I will be a fan.
@TheThumper49 Why on earth would anyone pronounce "ask" as "axe"? It's spelled with an "sk" at the end, not an "x." It's as silly as saying "as-ter-ick" instead of "as-ter-isk."
Any other words you think I should prove I know how to pronounce?
@oreowriter Very clever obfuscation. Any wanna-be Oreo can spell "ask." I'll wait until I actually hear a nice crisp "ask." and I bet you say "ax-ter-ick."
@oreowriter When I had a girlfriend from the south side of Chicago I practiced "ask" with her over and over. She could not say the word no matter what! I even said - say ass. Now say k (sound of k). We did that several times. Then I told her to put it together and she said - axe. Then I said - silly negro. Then she said - go get your boots cowboy. Then I said - is that an insult calling white people cowboys? Then she laughed.
Your attempts at trying to be "ghetto" or having a dialect of most likely coming from the hood or neighborhoods of low income is pretty entertaining. You're just such an educated black woman that is not with "them" and it really shows, how quaint. I really like that to be honest lol.
Even though I'm sure this video was meant to be primarily a jest about how to deal with awkward family dinners over the holidays. I still find the use of the acronym "RBP" to be offensive honestly. I would never say most of the things your caricature of a stereotypical "real black person" would say to their mother if they we're upset. And I consider myself to be a real black person even if I am educated and don't speak in any sort of slang.
i wonder if oreoblighter has gotten hassled(over time) more from black people or from white people...hm, thoughts which make you go hmmmmm.
And i don't care what people say, oreowriter obvioulsy has white blood in her veins...nobody, not even michael jackson, is that light skinned without a few caucasians in their family tree
it's got nothing to do with being an Oreo. it's more about being educated and accommodating enough to deal with situations rather than getting mad and stomping. the race isn't and issue it's more about education and environment.
I'm Mexican but I'm half black from the waist down. anyways I think that side of me is really dominating my thought process right now because it's making me really attracted to your white ass
you're very dark to be called an oreo, ..... but then I guess it's your experience in an all white world...... still, blacks guys may eat you of a refrigerator, white guys will put you in it...lol
@br33anoia4321 He's saying black men are moochers and white men are serial killers. Oh yeah, you're college material, all right, Bria. Now go out there and be all that you can be!
LOL She's admitting that she's IRREGULAR!... hahaha ... ahhh you need cousiling... When you have a set of your own BLACK children ... I hope they worship whites just like you. sad
@FilmsareGreat When she receives my genetic material, her children will be 1/16th white and *almost* able to pass. Our grandchildren will mingle freely with albinos and no one will be the wiser.
I feel sorry for you, from the unknowing person you look more african american than anything. With your big nose, nappy hair and full lips... to the white people you encounter on the daily basis you're just another nigger just like me... but then again what do i know Im just a "RPB' SMDH.
@beloit22 Beware women who desperately want to be in showbiz. They make terrible girlfriends, wives, and mothers. They will get pumped & dumped by "producers" and "directors" and be left bitter old wrecks out to avenge themselves on all males.
@beloit22 You have no sense of humor. And let's assume she want's to be an actress, wtf is the big deal? You probably hate your pity pathetic life, feel sorry for YOU!
@beloit22 I gave you a thumb up to your comment, because I felt you needed a little cheering up, since your life is so shallow and meaning less. Don't worry, I understand you hate your sad pathetic life, that's why you come here to insult this woman's video, so hence, I will quote what you wrote to me back. "You're in luck...LIFE IS SHORT" enjoy the short time you have.
i actually don't understand why you call yourself an oreo, can you please elaborate? or is it that you have a negative association w being black, as though you believe the only way you could be intelligent in any way is to be part something else? thanks...LeS...
I wonder who you would be if you were not weighted down by the bullying opinions of so many others... wittingly, you deflect a great deal with you humor but it's still obvious that you suffer from an odd sort of Stockholm complex... Though you talk all around the subject without calling it by name, I still find your discourse on cultural difference to be rather entertaining... Oreo...? Does culture have a color...? At any rate, I am glad that you've found an outlet for your voice... Peace
Does anyone remember little cereal boxes with a perforation that you could open up and pour milk directly into the box and eat the cereal from the box thereby negating the need for a bowl? How cool was that?
Went through your videos starting at "Why I don't date black guys." a little tough to sit through, but pretty courageous. After seeing several others, just wanted to say that you have some great writing, great dedication, and I hope to see this character hit the big screen. Black guy out.
at 1:54 the utensil should be a knife, not a fork. Knife allows for optimum penetration in the eye socket and maximum agony. I would think a true oreo would know this.
lol I likely. its funny. My girlfriend was called a cocoanut with the same meaning. Nothin wrong with it at all. Its better to be different, than all the same!!
It's weird how many people take this woman seriously... these videos are obviously satirical. I very much doubt that she wants to be white or literally doesn't like black people. I'm guessing she got called an oreo for not acting black enough and is now making fun of the idea. Watch some of the other vids and it becomes clear that she's taking the piss.
@Denethorable Some of us DO send confusing messages to the world! On the one hand, we don't like being stereo typed. On the other hand, "Joe Black" is "acting" white. He's a "sell-out". I've heard this ALL my life. Know what? It's pretty damned funny. "Oreowriter" does a great job at treating "blackness" like the joke it is.
are u actually an oreo or is this whole thing an impersonation? i somehow have a feeling you're already committed to voting for Nobama this year...proof positive your oreohood is only skin deep...
I hope you all know she is being sarcastic. I don't believe she actually feels this way. I myself, have been called an Oreo more times than I would like to admit but it doesn't mean that I would go around making stereotypical comments about other African Americans. So I don't think she would either, unless she was being sarcastic.
I think you are funny but I do not know why you are calling yourself an "Oreo". No two persons are exactly alike; skin color does not determine someone's personality.
i think i ran into this channel before cause i dunno why it keeps popping up in my page. anyway you dont seem white to me, you certainly speak like a "white girl" but you remind me a lot of black women from the 50s and stuff. weird how people forget how black ppl used to be and act like how they are now is the be all and end all.
UMMMM YOUR SO CALLED VERSION OF A REAL BLACK PERSON IS A TYPICAL DISPLAY OF IGNORANCE!!! I THINK YOU MEAN HOOD/GHETTO AND NOT BLACK LEARN TO SEPARATE CHARECTER FROM ETHNICITY.
So Oreowriter would you consider an impeccably white, white person an Uh-Oh Oreo? Personally I don't use the term oreo, I like peppermint patties, so refreshing. Haha just kidding, love your anti-Simpsons satire, I hope you efforts don't go unnoticed. Have a great 2012 :)
Have you ever interacted with a non-American black person, like an African? Your humor is sometimes lost on me, and when you make statements like "a regular black person" would speak ignorantly like that, it only highlights your own stupidity.
The funny thing about you is that your parents obviously come from working class Black families. Then married and moved to predominately white middle class neighborhoods. Because they themselves have limited exposure to middle class Black people, you have no real reference. IF you had of a grown up in Jack & Jill, or simply had exposure to middle class Black communities & affluent Black Communities you would know that you are not an Oreo. You are just quirky.
Totally agree. She thinks it's an oddity or something but in actuality if she was around other well to do blacks she wouldn't have these views at all.
@gregg2099 the auto correct on my phone apologizes for its unceremonious destruction of the English language. Though it assures me it will perform better in the future.....
loved it when you told mom that you weren't trying to listen to what she was saying... buuut... "I ain't even" or rather "I ain't e'en", comes out as one word in that phrase (drop the "t")
To the oreo, What's with the stereotyping,I believe we get enough of that from white people.Also I thought your were around hardly any black people,at least that's what you stated on your other video.So how are you going to make a statement,on how the really black people would react to the situations you brought up?I understand your just being funny,but we really do get enough of this from whites.
Tehehe lol you are so funny. People who are taking your comedy wrong totally suck. :D. Lol I'm an Oreo too but people should know that there's no such thing as acting white or black.
Come on now,I can see she's trying to be funny,and it is funny.However the way her ideas are being displayed,makes it look as if the real black person as she puts it, = moron.People believe what they see,so when a black woman,sorry oreo says we black people talk like that,they believe it.They already believe every black man is a thug that's going to rob them.
@Desmondmk3 Yeah, but a lot of black comedians use stereotypes of their own race in their comedy. A lot of black people do talk more southern like and that's not a problem but it's rap videos and the media that make all black people look bad.
@Desmondmk3 Because in rap videos you see the artist calling themselves a thug and the n-word, and all of these bad things so the media turns that around and convinces people that black people are bad.
Ok what's saying is true,can't deny it.However,you have country after country copying those very same rappers,yet no one calls them thugs,just us black people.Now once again you right,people do talk like that.However the way she made it sound,is unless your half white,you can't speak with sounding like you just jumped out a hood movie.Ok maybe I'm overacting,since I don't speak like,I'll let it go.
to myself, really need to proofread.My mind moving faster than I can type,so spelling errors etc. do occasionally happen.(the words are you're and without)
Nicely done, but might I offer you a morsel of advice? while your sweater is impeccably Oreo, it appears that you still retain some Afro-residual decorating tastes. The pumpkin yellow and red walls should be replaced by tan, taupe, white, and a liberal use of beige. Wedgwood blues and pastel greens can be used judiciously.
@oreowriter@Bryanblutch As a black male, you are clearly going to have to ask her out to a sushi themed republican fundraiser.....and given the electoral cycle now is the perfect time to make you're move.
You seem like you're desperately trying to gain acceptance from the white community. Black is beautiful and there is nothing wrong with just being black.
@omegapoint777 Problem with that no matter how hard you desperately try to gain acceptance to the white community YOU WILL NEVER BE FULLY ACCEPTED!! Stop trying to be something your not and embrace your own ethnicity!
@whitwhit1201 Clearly her parents have misguided her. She uses "Stephi Fetchin" posture2describe Black, & ivy league blueblood posture w/White. Her exposure to Blacks& Whites is clearly from the outside. Had her parents come from middleclass background she'd know differently. 1st generation middle class can be want-a-bes who perpetuate false stereotypes.ie Many whites talk like Rep. Eric Cantor, who has the dialect of a southern plantor. Clear diction & correct grammar is not limited to race.
@oreowriter Watched a few more of your vids...I just hope that your views of Black people aren't based on what you see on TV or your self professed limited interactions. Maybe you don't care. Actually I'm positive you don't but I applaud you for being a "possibly" fearless woman. Good luck Oreo!
@Bryanblutch> You probably missed your chance for consideration by one little letter; a "t". It is spelled district--not distric. Congratulations on the win though. I like that a lot. However, forget getting with her. I'm proposing to her on New Year's Eve. Lol. Just kidding. Cheers.
@oreowriter So you say that your mom's crazy. I'm sorry that you had to deal with her eccentricities or abrasiveness, especially if they somehow damaged your self-esteem or your perception of others. What's incredible is that you don't seem crazy at all! -____-
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@csandreas Aww! Love your energy! And the who's your daddy shirt! I also love the idea of getting mad at that girl in your class. I never said anything the million times I was asked that question....always wanted to. Kudos for speaking up! (and with proper grammar!)
Love it!!!!, I am very thankful that my family does not take me to that extreme on holidays. But sometimes loving people from a distance sometimes help though do not recommend it. Oreowriter, again love the video and you have a blessed holiday.
Lovely video. But your neck roll was a few degrees off (you should pick up a copy of Sistah Boo, Please Vol. 1). As well, you forgot the obligatory eye roll and lip pop. Just clockin' the T *eye and neck roll, with appropriate 'Mmhmm'*
There's nothing more black than that project relaxer she got in her head!
daddyrichten 1 day ago
This girl has got a new kinda sexy(;
DjDrfreeman 2 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Nice vid. I enjoy the satire. keep the videos coming. ;-)
datfigga 4 days ago
That's a really nice place you have. I don't think most people get irony.....
risteard01 5 days ago
Lady you are simply beautiful!
zeepers 6 days ago
You need to tighten up on your representation/characterization of "RBP" as you put it...it's so not on point...
CharlieChucho 6 days ago
If you keep grimacing like that, your face is going to get all creased and wrinkly. I don't want that in the woman I shall be mating with.
wgwagg17 1 week ago
Intelligent, educated, pretty and funny. There should be more women like this, she brightens my day whenever I watch one of her vid's. Appreciate it.
michael1922100 1 week ago in playlist More videos from oreowriter
Son, lol
AfroNinjaX 1 week ago
"Regular Black People" so most black people speak in an incoherent ignorant dialect? Maybe you feel they do. I could care less what you think. Just to let you know I am not an Oreo, Although I am an Ivy league educated professional Black female, I work in the corporate world and unlike you I don't fall to my knees when some white man looks my way. Ok, you stupid b.itch.
terrinyc29 1 week ago
@terrinyc29 affirmative action is pretty nice isn't it?
mizzoulibertarian 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@mizzoulibertarian yes it is for white women the only people who ever benefit from it..
terrinyc29 1 week ago
@terrinyc29 Obama don't look like no white woman to me...or Judge Sonia Sotomayor
MargaritasAntesPorco 1 week ago
Whats your problem?
Alcdreams 1 week ago
Oreo your videos are great!
palerider405 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I'm all for SELF DEPRECATING humor. it has its place and helps take some of the seriousness out of life. But to INSINUATE that a "Normal black Person" talks with such HORRIFICLY broken englis and that an OREO speaks PROPER Like WHITE PEOPLE is kind of "MESSED UP". I'm from the hood and i don't speak that way unless its intentional. there are too many mindless MORONS on this website that will take what you say as "gospel" and the TRUTH and not satire.
Mrepifany 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You've GOTTA STOP......!! You are friggin' killing me. I don't know what you're doing with your life (since you've completely stopped calling) but you need to "bottle" this and take it to a stage, or, to television. Or, maybe it would be better to be, oh, fairly popular on YouTube - where the gene pool is straight outta Three Mile Island and people respond to a hysterical video with questions like, "What do you use to tape your videos". So smart, so funny - so pretty. Wow!
guymerritt 2 weeks ago
So are you doing any stand up yet? I'd love to see your work.
nezamo 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
Oreo I'm a black person and I know a lot of dudes and myself who would to take you out properly and do something fun. I mean your just smart and pretty looking girl who sounds kinda white but that doesn't matter I'm speaking on behalf of all black men we like you and just know that. PS. Do you prefer circumcised penises or uncircumcised?
KDhueW19 3 weeks ago
@KDhueW19 I think to date Oreo you are going to need to learn when to use your and you're correctly. She "sounds kinda white"? No points there either.
thechucker44 2 weeks ago
Maybe If you bleach your skin, we can accept you.
Lastdon56 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lol female uncke ruckus {don't trust them new niggas over there.}
haroldh8 3 weeks ago
Your like the female uncle ruckus. "No relations" lol ur brain washed
MaFiATEXAS10 3 weeks ago
OK O'writer, you are almost there. But the true litmus test that trips up the best of the Oreo's is a single word...ASK. I have scoured your vids for just one pronunciation of "ask" (with an "s," not an "x,") and am convinced you may be a fraud. Do it! Do it now! give us a vid with you forming a perfect Caucasoid "A-S-K." If there is no 'x' sound I will be a fan.
TheThumper49 3 weeks ago
@TheThumper49 Why on earth would anyone pronounce "ask" as "axe"? It's spelled with an "sk" at the end, not an "x." It's as silly as saying "as-ter-ick" instead of "as-ter-isk."
Any other words you think I should prove I know how to pronounce?
oreowriter 3 weeks ago
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@oreowriter Very clever obfuscation. Any wanna-be Oreo can spell "ask." I'll wait until I actually hear a nice crisp "ask." and I bet you say "ax-ter-ick."
TheThumper49 3 weeks ago
@oreowriter When I had a girlfriend from the south side of Chicago I practiced "ask" with her over and over. She could not say the word no matter what! I even said - say ass. Now say k (sound of k). We did that several times. Then I told her to put it together and she said - axe. Then I said - silly negro. Then she said - go get your boots cowboy. Then I said - is that an insult calling white people cowboys? Then she laughed.
thechucker44 2 weeks ago
God, you're hot
blakendecker 3 weeks ago
Has to be the smartest idiot I've ever seen...
SoRealSoReal23 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from oreowriter
Your attempts at trying to be "ghetto" or having a dialect of most likely coming from the hood or neighborhoods of low income is pretty entertaining. You're just such an educated black woman that is not with "them" and it really shows, how quaint. I really like that to be honest lol.
UltraMan4Life7009 4 weeks ago
Even though I'm sure this video was meant to be primarily a jest about how to deal with awkward family dinners over the holidays. I still find the use of the acronym "RBP" to be offensive honestly. I would never say most of the things your caricature of a stereotypical "real black person" would say to their mother if they we're upset. And I consider myself to be a real black person even if I am educated and don't speak in any sort of slang.
dragongirl82002 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i wonder if oreoblighter has gotten hassled(over time) more from black people or from white people...hm, thoughts which make you go hmmmmm.
And i don't care what people say, oreowriter obvioulsy has white blood in her veins...nobody, not even michael jackson, is that light skinned without a few caucasians in their family tree
MargaritasAntesPorco 4 weeks ago
and = an... sorry for the typo! :P
delloda 4 weeks ago
it's got nothing to do with being an Oreo. it's more about being educated and accommodating enough to deal with situations rather than getting mad and stomping. the race isn't and issue it's more about education and environment.
delloda 4 weeks ago
Yes you remind me of Sunshine from Harlem Nights. <3 xD
spaceorbison 4 weeks ago
I'm Mexican but I'm half black from the waist down. anyways I think that side of me is really dominating my thought process right now because it's making me really attracted to your white ass
12319gp 1 month ago
I wish I didn't think you were so hot.
MetallicGecko 1 month ago
@oreowriter I follow your blog and I got a chance to watch most of your videos. Good job. I like what you do.
tdavi9 1 month ago
@tdavi9 :) Thank you!
oreowriter 3 weeks ago
you're very dark to be called an oreo, ..... but then I guess it's your experience in an all white world...... still, blacks guys may eat you of a refrigerator, white guys will put you in it...lol
ted2bad 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@ted2bad lmao what are you trying to say?? xD
br33anoia4321 1 month ago
@br33anoia4321 He's saying black men are moochers and white men are serial killers. Oh yeah, you're college material, all right, Bria. Now go out there and be all that you can be!
wgwagg17 4 weeks ago
YOU ARE SO HOTT!!!
illgil26 1 month ago 5
LOL She's admitting that she's IRREGULAR!... hahaha ... ahhh you need cousiling... When you have a set of your own BLACK children ... I hope they worship whites just like you. sad
FilmsareGreat 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@FilmsareGreat When she receives my genetic material, her children will be 1/16th white and *almost* able to pass. Our grandchildren will mingle freely with albinos and no one will be the wiser.
wgwagg17 1 month ago
I LOVE THIS LOLOLOLOL...SO FUNNY LOLOLOL
quest33613 1 month ago
I feel sorry for you, from the unknowing person you look more african american than anything. With your big nose, nappy hair and full lips... to the white people you encounter on the daily basis you're just another nigger just like me... but then again what do i know Im just a "RPB' SMDH.
roderick9393 1 month ago
THIS BITCH, WANTS TO BE AN ACTRESS SO BAD!! I FEEL SORRY FOR HER.
beloit22 1 month ago
@beloit22 Beware women who desperately want to be in showbiz. They make terrible girlfriends, wives, and mothers. They will get pumped & dumped by "producers" and "directors" and be left bitter old wrecks out to avenge themselves on all males.
wgwagg17 1 month ago
@beloit22 You have no sense of humor. And let's assume she want's to be an actress, wtf is the big deal? You probably hate your pity pathetic life, feel sorry for YOU!
KBeOKEH 1 month ago
@KBeOKEH Wow!! Its obvious YOUR dreams have already been dashed-to-shit!, dont worry, you're in luck!...LIFE IS SHORT.
beloit22 1 month ago
@beloit22 I gave you a thumb up to your comment, because I felt you needed a little cheering up, since your life is so shallow and meaning less. Don't worry, I understand you hate your sad pathetic life, that's why you come here to insult this woman's video, so hence, I will quote what you wrote to me back. "You're in luck...LIFE IS SHORT" enjoy the short time you have.
KBeOKEH 1 month ago
i actually don't understand why you call yourself an oreo, can you please elaborate? or is it that you have a negative association w being black, as though you believe the only way you could be intelligent in any way is to be part something else? thanks...LeS...
Safirlady 1 month ago
I wonder who you would be if you were not weighted down by the bullying opinions of so many others... wittingly, you deflect a great deal with you humor but it's still obvious that you suffer from an odd sort of Stockholm complex... Though you talk all around the subject without calling it by name, I still find your discourse on cultural difference to be rather entertaining... Oreo...? Does culture have a color...? At any rate, I am glad that you've found an outlet for your voice... Peace
kosmopolitisch 1 month ago
@oreowriter.....Hello my future wife
Overfiend9 1 month ago
@Overfiend9 Is that a Love Actually quote? :)
oreowriter 3 weeks ago
Your voice reminds me of Vivica A. Fox's.
JamisonAmadeo 1 month ago
You are all too funny! This is awesome!
terenceali 1 month ago
You grimace too much. It's unattractive.
wgwagg17 1 month ago
@wgwagg17
Let's see a video of your smile. Post one for all of us to comment on.
JamisonAmadeo 1 month ago
@JamisonAmadeo I'll do you one better: I'll put up a pic of my winking starfish for you (and only you) to admire.
wgwagg17 1 month ago
@wgwagg17 Oh no. A person I don't know and who doesn't know me doesn't think I'm attractive. Whatever am I to do???
oreowriter 4 weeks ago
@oreowriter I told you what you're to do: Stop grimacing.
wgwagg17 4 weeks ago
Does anyone remember little cereal boxes with a perforation that you could open up and pour milk directly into the box and eat the cereal from the box thereby negating the need for a bowl? How cool was that?
tertommy 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@tertommy Loved those things!!
oreowriter 3 weeks ago
I would be terrified at the oreo's lines! Sounds creepy!
SightseerLounge 1 month ago
LOL @ her R.B.P. lines.
finisher3x 1 month ago in playlist More videos from oreowriter
love this girl
MrRogue37 1 month ago
Went through your videos starting at "Why I don't date black guys." a little tough to sit through, but pretty courageous. After seeing several others, just wanted to say that you have some great writing, great dedication, and I hope to see this character hit the big screen. Black guy out.
Fuck up America plz.
philosophicalLiving 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
so does that make me an oreo because i dont act with any of those black reponses
Blackwizardbb 1 month ago
What do you use to tape your videos?
Si5Dogg82 1 month ago
@Si5Dogg82 Flip.
oreowriter 3 weeks ago
@oreowriter Female uncle Ruckus?
67Zaka 3 weeks ago
at 1:54 the utensil should be a knife, not a fork. Knife allows for optimum penetration in the eye socket and maximum agony. I would think a true oreo would know this.
StonesInMyPassway 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I love the act after 1:00! :D Haha, you are so funny! Why are you so amazing?!?!?
MikuruBeamu 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@MikuruBeamu :) Thank you!
oreowriter 4 weeks ago
Why can't I find a woman like you? :<
fenskinator 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lol I likely. its funny. My girlfriend was called a cocoanut with the same meaning. Nothin wrong with it at all. Its better to be different, than all the same!!
Blake4014 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Memoms..pie....lol.
crzrck 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
you're not an orange but i find you annoying... in a good way.
jirohjoy 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"RBP"!...LOL...Pretty funny!
fedner31 1 month ago
It's weird how many people take this woman seriously... these videos are obviously satirical. I very much doubt that she wants to be white or literally doesn't like black people. I'm guessing she got called an oreo for not acting black enough and is now making fun of the idea. Watch some of the other vids and it becomes clear that she's taking the piss.
Denethorable 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@Denethorable Some of us DO send confusing messages to the world! On the one hand, we don't like being stereo typed. On the other hand, "Joe Black" is "acting" white. He's a "sell-out". I've heard this ALL my life. Know what? It's pretty damned funny. "Oreowriter" does a great job at treating "blackness" like the joke it is.
fedner31 1 month ago
Are you from Texas? hearing the accent
oneil2311 1 month ago in playlist More videos from oreowriter
@oneil2311 I thought it was just me and I don't know anyone outside of Texas that says "memah" lol
dsfdotnet 1 month ago
are u actually an oreo or is this whole thing an impersonation? i somehow have a feeling you're already committed to voting for Nobama this year...proof positive your oreohood is only skin deep...
MargaritasAntesPorco 1 month ago
Charming... and I'll bet, your mother is wonderful. Please tell me, you're actually a Libertarian, that I might, begin our, one-sided love affair. ;)
Signzit 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
#teamoreo
UndercityTV 1 month ago
@UndercityTV :)
oreowriter 3 weeks ago
I hope you all know she is being sarcastic. I don't believe she actually feels this way. I myself, have been called an Oreo more times than I would like to admit but it doesn't mean that I would go around making stereotypical comments about other African Americans. So I don't think she would either, unless she was being sarcastic.
TheSnappa 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I think you are funny but I do not know why you are calling yourself an "Oreo". No two persons are exactly alike; skin color does not determine someone's personality.
stichway 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@stichway its part of her joke.Because ppl like her are called oreos by others. So I guess she uses it to make jokes about :)
br33anoia4321 1 month ago
i think i ran into this channel before cause i dunno why it keeps popping up in my page. anyway you dont seem white to me, you certainly speak like a "white girl" but you remind me a lot of black women from the 50s and stuff. weird how people forget how black ppl used to be and act like how they are now is the be all and end all.
Here2QuestionYou 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
smooth
math0583 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
you might be an oreo but all black women go down smooth.
math0583 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
black girls are pretty sexy but they are too ghetto for me, an oreo in the other hand, I LIKE!
blackwolfsquadron 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
you're nose looks like its been smashed with a hammer repeatedly
ashleyte 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@ashleyte Maybe it was. Thank you for casually reminding me of a really terrible time in my life! **Sobsandrunstotherapist
oreowriter 4 weeks ago
lady..you need to get laid..
kiekert2007 1 month ago in playlist More videos from oreowriter
@kiekert2007
I volunteer. :)
EconCat88 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Not sure if troll
thenotperfectone 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
how old are you you look like yo 35 no lie you need to get off youtube and get laid cuz it seems your that bored
ciceromostwanted 1 month ago in playlist More videos from oreowriter
lol... do you go out in public with your hair looking like that?
californiarocks4 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
THAT WHORE SOUND WHACKED!!!!! DINGY
peedystone 1 month ago
UMMMM YOUR SO CALLED VERSION OF A REAL BLACK PERSON IS A TYPICAL DISPLAY OF IGNORANCE!!! I THINK YOU MEAN HOOD/GHETTO AND NOT BLACK LEARN TO SEPARATE CHARECTER FROM ETHNICITY.
collisbaby 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
wow hope you get a chance to travel when your older sis, kind of brakes my heart watching you
leon2212 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
@leon2212 *breaks
And let's trade passport stamps sometime! I'm game!!
oreowriter 4 weeks ago
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iamthesupremesamurai 1 month ago
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iamthesupremesamurai 1 month ago
So Oreowriter would you consider an impeccably white, white person an Uh-Oh Oreo? Personally I don't use the term oreo, I like peppermint patties, so refreshing. Haha just kidding, love your anti-Simpsons satire, I hope you efforts don't go unnoticed. Have a great 2012 :)
LanceAvion 1 month ago
Have you ever interacted with a non-American black person, like an African? Your humor is sometimes lost on me, and when you make statements like "a regular black person" would speak ignorantly like that, it only highlights your own stupidity.
Hairgurlok 1 month ago in playlist More videos from oreowriter
The funny thing about you is that your parents obviously come from working class Black families. Then married and moved to predominately white middle class neighborhoods. Because they themselves have limited exposure to middle class Black people, you have no real reference. IF you had of a grown up in Jack & Jill, or simply had exposure to middle class Black communities & affluent Black Communities you would know that you are not an Oreo. You are just quirky.
alecniles 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@alecniles
Totally agree. She thinks it's an oddity or something but in actuality if she was around other well to do blacks she wouldn't have these views at all.
shiro182 1 month ago
@gregg2099 the auto correct on my phone apologizes for its unceremonious destruction of the English language. Though it assures me it will perform better in the future.....
wanyamad 1 month ago
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MargaritasAntesPorco 1 month ago
@wanyamad
your* move...
@oreowriter
loved it when you told mom that you weren't trying to listen to what she was saying... buuut... "I ain't even" or rather "I ain't e'en", comes out as one word in that phrase (drop the "t")
Kudos on the video!
GREGG2099 1 month ago
To the oreo, What's with the stereotyping,I believe we get enough of that from white people.Also I thought your were around hardly any black people,at least that's what you stated on your other video.So how are you going to make a statement,on how the really black people would react to the situations you brought up?I understand your just being funny,but we really do get enough of this from whites.
Desmondmk3 1 month ago
More videos!! lol
Isumianka 1 month ago
Tehehe lol you are so funny. People who are taking your comedy wrong totally suck. :D. Lol I'm an Oreo too but people should know that there's no such thing as acting white or black.
tdianddp4life 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@tdianddp4life
Come on now,I can see she's trying to be funny,and it is funny.However the way her ideas are being displayed,makes it look as if the real black person as she puts it, = moron.People believe what they see,so when a black woman,sorry oreo says we black people talk like that,they believe it.They already believe every black man is a thug that's going to rob them.
Desmondmk3 1 month ago
@Desmondmk3 Yeah, but a lot of black comedians use stereotypes of their own race in their comedy. A lot of black people do talk more southern like and that's not a problem but it's rap videos and the media that make all black people look bad.
tdianddp4life 1 month ago
@Desmondmk3 Because in rap videos you see the artist calling themselves a thug and the n-word, and all of these bad things so the media turns that around and convinces people that black people are bad.
tdianddp4life 1 month ago
@tdianddp4life
Ok what's saying is true,can't deny it.However,you have country after country copying those very same rappers,yet no one calls them thugs,just us black people.Now once again you right,people do talk like that.However the way she made it sound,is unless your half white,you can't speak with sounding like you just jumped out a hood movie.Ok maybe I'm overacting,since I don't speak like,I'll let it go.
Desmondmk3 1 month ago
@Desmondmk3 :
to myself, really need to proofread.My mind moving faster than I can type,so spelling errors etc. do occasionally happen.(the words are you're and without)
Desmondmk3 1 month ago
Oreo= white in the inside black in the outside :O lightbulb!
Juju130695 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You will never be a white women.
TheStartrekkid 1 month ago
Oreo have you ever been called a nigger by a white person?
TheStartrekkid 1 month ago
get a haircut.
aspiring90s 1 month ago
Did you say "Memaw?" LOLOLOLOL!!! I LOVE this woman!
xiosmommy 1 month ago
Nicely done, but might I offer you a morsel of advice? while your sweater is impeccably Oreo, it appears that you still retain some Afro-residual decorating tastes. The pumpkin yellow and red walls should be replaced by tan, taupe, white, and a liberal use of beige. Wedgwood blues and pastel greens can be used judiciously.
TheThumper49 1 month ago
@TheThumper49 ;)
oreowriter 3 weeks ago
Trololololol. I love your videos. This is coming from a black guy.
frostydc4 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
This chic is an idiot...
jadenwoods11 1 month ago
@Bryanblutch Awesome! and congrats! What kind of horse were you riding?
oreowriter 1 month ago
@oreowriter @Bryanblutch As a black male, you are clearly going to have to ask her out to a sushi themed republican fundraiser.....and given the electoral cycle now is the perfect time to make you're move.
wanyamad 1 month ago
You seem like you're desperately trying to gain acceptance from the white community. Black is beautiful and there is nothing wrong with just being black.
whitwhit1201 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@whitwhit1201
She should want acceptance from the white community, the black community is a shit pile.
omegapoint777 1 month ago
@omegapoint777 Problem with that no matter how hard you desperately try to gain acceptance to the white community YOU WILL NEVER BE FULLY ACCEPTED!! Stop trying to be something your not and embrace your own ethnicity!
whitwhit1201 1 month ago
@whitwhit1201 Clearly her parents have misguided her. She uses "Stephi Fetchin" posture2describe Black, & ivy league blueblood posture w/White. Her exposure to Blacks& Whites is clearly from the outside. Had her parents come from middleclass background she'd know differently. 1st generation middle class can be want-a-bes who perpetuate false stereotypes.ie Many whites talk like Rep. Eric Cantor, who has the dialect of a southern plantor. Clear diction & correct grammar is not limited to race.
alecniles 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@omegapoint777 Lets also act like the white community does not have any problems of its own....
whitwhit1201 1 month ago
OMG please do your hair
AlekzanderPilot23 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I guess you haven't met too many white rednecks in your life...
Ape65 1 month ago in playlist More videos from oreowriter
I like your jokes...and im black from the projects....lol
kevinakapooh 1 month ago
I like to eat an Oreo nice and slow..... : p
winrx 2 months ago
Great precociousness energy good for business great for politics.. bright future.... would hire... ( but Im not dating that bitch, no fucking way)
Raybanmonster 2 months ago
y'know you're really cute.
DanBlabbers 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@oreowriter Watched a few more of your vids...I just hope that your views of Black people aren't based on what you see on TV or your self professed limited interactions. Maybe you don't care. Actually I'm positive you don't but I applaud you for being a "possibly" fearless woman. Good luck Oreo!
leeberry3 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lmao xD where has she been? i should have subbed long ago! xD
OnlyVRam 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@Bryanblutch> You probably missed your chance for consideration by one little letter; a "t". It is spelled district--not distric. Congratulations on the win though. I like that a lot. However, forget getting with her. I'm proposing to her on New Year's Eve. Lol. Just kidding. Cheers.
CLOAK76 2 months ago
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Great videos Always preferred chocolate chip or oat meal and raisin but I could go for Oreo.
JRS1239 2 months ago
Great videos Always preferred chocolate chip or oat meal and raisin but I could go for Oreo.
JRS1239 2 months ago
no black person talks like that and no white person talks like that
spawn3133 2 months ago
I love your videos!! You are one of my favorite youtube "celebrities".
Check out Happy Slip's channel.
criss1956 2 months ago
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@oreowriter So you say that your mom's crazy. I'm sorry that you had to deal with her eccentricities or abrasiveness, especially if they somehow damaged your self-esteem or your perception of others. What's incredible is that you don't seem crazy at all! -____-
Ayesstu 2 months ago in playlist More videos from oreowriter
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Ayesstu 2 months ago in playlist More videos from oreowriter
YOU ARE HILARIOUS! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS. YOU NEED YOUR OWN SITCOM! KEEP EM COMING
GRAF426 2 months ago
Now that is, what is the word I'm looking for that a RWP would say? Ah yes!? hilarious
solarflareXII 2 months ago in playlist More videos from oreowriter
Oreo? Really? You sound like an ass.
yantravimana 2 months ago
This stuph is so funny!!
TsohAshkii 2 months ago
@Bryanblutch dressage? hunter jumpers? equitation? :)
oreowriter 2 months ago
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Rayel4z 2 months ago
@Rayel4z nice lol
solarflareXII 2 months ago in playlist More videos from oreowriter
You're an adorable little whore, tastes in sweaters and hairstyles notwithstanding.....
winrx 2 months ago
Finally! Somewhere I can be an orea and proud hahaha :D
vikki12307 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You are awesome. I'd love your input in my video on "black people that talk white"... you're like the person I made this video for. :-)
csandreas 2 months ago
@csandreas Aww! Love your energy! And the who's your daddy shirt! I also love the idea of getting mad at that girl in your class. I never said anything the million times I was asked that question....always wanted to. Kudos for speaking up! (and with proper grammar!)
oreowriter 2 months ago
Love love love it!!! Oreos forever!! : )
taebaby0689 2 months ago
Love it!!!!, I am very thankful that my family does not take me to that extreme on holidays. But sometimes loving people from a distance sometimes help though do not recommend it. Oreowriter, again love the video and you have a blessed holiday.
pwimbs79 2 months ago
Lovely video. But your neck roll was a few degrees off (you should pick up a copy of Sistah Boo, Please Vol. 1). As well, you forgot the obligatory eye roll and lip pop. Just clockin' the T *eye and neck roll, with appropriate 'Mmhmm'*
two2birds 2 months ago