Berserk: The Abridged Series Episode 11

[BoardingWithSiggy]

DARE! Dare to keep alllllll your dreams alive!

[oftonfun]

@SabinelRose -Oftonfun backhands SabinelRose, but nothing interesting happens

[Masamuned]

Did he really 'do' here in the end there O_o?

Or hes just ...'healing' her?

[dyan017]

@Masamuned

No, he is just warming her up using his body temperature, minus the cold, soaking cloth.

Despite he's so-called Common birth and Brutality on battlefield, Guts is far more decent than most "Gentleman".

[SabinleRose]

You know.

I kind of feel silly for having not realized the Gaston jokes were because his english voice actor is Goku. Took me like four years to get it. Slap me.

[grar564]

So u know the manga is way bettr than the anime

[UnnoticedKIN]

''I had to kill a suspiciously japanese-looking swedish man to get them, but it was totally worth it!''

For some reason I like that line. I don't know if it's a reference to something but I like it.

[wastedfrustration]

@UnnoticedKIN

Part of the continuing Voltron reference: The English dub named the first Blue Lion pilot 'Sven' and - rather than having him die, as he did in the original - they claimed that he was injured and had been sent to a 'hospital planet' so the Princess could take his place.

The More You Know! *

[DarkZenvell777]

can you tell who sings the song at 3:34

[RedEyePergo]

@DarkZenvell777 Isaac Hayes as Chef from south park.

[ChiangDong]

1:15 - 1:23 love this moment :D great work

[DJDesikari]

It's times like this I wish I learned to read......now I feel guilty. I didn't read the manga either. lol

[texben123]

You guys are gonig get alot girls hate mail, for the sexist joke.

[loner1878]

@texben123

Most girls can take a joke you know.

[MrSkoringo]

Private Jim. Can you think of any I missed?

It is Anchorman! not Anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact!

Thanks Jim. A little out of context but a good one none the less!

[RagamuffinBabyDoll]

I'm sorry but when I heard "2 of the 5 keys....." I immediately thought 2 OF THE 5 KEYS TO UNLOCK HER CHASITY BELT!? That's what happens when you watch too much television about medieval times. -__-'' I am very ashamed of myself.....

[VisionoftheGods]

This is so funny I think I might cry

[korn4457]

0:31 man . . . woman?

[Settlers6]

"Ah, my organs! I think I need those to live!" It are jokes like these that are making me laugh out loud. You do have a sense of humor :P

[AsylumDog]

what was that song that started at 1:15?

[MrSkoringo]

@AsylumDog Dare by Stan Bush. Probably remebred from a certain Transformers movie I suppose?

[AsylumDog]

@MrSkoringo THANK YOU!!! I've heard that song in a few abridged series, but I never could find the name anD IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZIER THAN USUAL!!!!!! So again THANK YOU!!!

[MrSkoringo]

@AsylumDog Not a problem man. Wonder if I will use it in my upcoming series. Hmmm

[driftingwolf0]

@AsylumDog Dare by Stan Bush

[ZenoKage]

omg the ending.....THE ENDING You are truly missed Mr. Hayes...

[LinkbloodWoW7]

men are physically stronger because woman are so much smarter that us dudes

[rdevil666]

flippidyflabibbityfloo-no-juts­u!

[bassmzero]

This is some fine, fine abridging... Kudos

[Helltamirre]

When Guts is speaking he sounds just like Nathan Explosion, lol.

[tont39]

voltron so meny memories :]

[SkyDoginthetube]

Owe, my organs! I think I need those to live!

[TFichVe]

Shouldn't you be barefoot and pregnant in a kitchen somewhere?

Why did that make me laugh so badly?

[Greil9]

whats the song that starts at 1:16 ?

[Lastpatriot]

Dare by Stan Bush

[jedahsavior1]

@Greil9 "Dare" it's from the original Transformer's movie.

[DarknesskillaB]

I think its wise to send a PMS women to the battlefield...could there be anything deadlier o.o

[Girintina]

Wat about a woman going through menopause?

[DarknesskillaB]

Menopause.....Then God help us all Q~Q

[sozaj]

@DarknesskillaB Yes there is. A Lesbian on PMS.

[dystopianlover]

@DarknesskillaB A male conscript.

[ShinigamiDuoDS]

best. sven. reference. ever!

[TheVampireLucinda]

Ow, my organs! I think I need those to live!

[carpentercharles]

lol i'm about to going super saiyan 3 on his ass 2;23

[Hachiman76]

"FLIBBIDY FLOBBODY FLOO-NO-JUTSU!"

awesome...

[1drwall]

"IT IS ANCHORMAN, NOT ANCHOR-LADY AND THAT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT!!!"

thanks Jim

[intelligentignorance]

'Ahh, my organs!'

Awesome Invader Zim reference

[ilovefunnyamv2nd]

why dont I call you next week xD wow that is just epicness,  so glad he has that song, scene is awesome for it ^_^

[klasiv]

" suspiciously japanese looking swedish men" O.o? where did THAT came from?

[GodOfPlague]

sven : Blue lion piolt number 1

[felineshadow0221]

the south park references  r pretty funny

[lubukicksass]

flibbity flobbity floo (from the metrosexual episode) is a random one but it works.

[Habitatfallen]

it's raping time!

[dennytothez]

AH! MY ORGANS!

i think i need those to live

[w00ktastic]

DARE FTW!!!

[rphillips89]

TRANSFORMERS RULE!!!!!!! GO RODIMUS!!! (you'll have to do...)

[Katfish4Life]

finally i figured out who killed that dude from Voltron, now my life is complete oh look fanservicetime, now I don't really care about that anymore.

[ConventionDiaries]

eww chromatie highschool reference much

[blpvay]

good job to hbi2k

[twilightwindwaker]

It's times like this that I wished I learned to read. I only assume that you acheived your high rank by worming your way into Griffith's bed. It was funny when she fainted when she heard about that movie. I am all alone with a soakin wet unconcious woman there is only one thing to do. Oh my god I think Guts is going to do it to her 0_o.

[anythingnew]

That queen was HOT

[evilmick66]

Oh god, I love this guy's impression of Guts lol. It's badass and funny at the same time!

"Hey, uh, mind if I cut in? I don't mean to interrupt your duel, it's just I've been kinda insecure and, uh, I wanna kill something than me."

[evilmick66]

*"weaker than me."

[Flameingchaos]

flibbdy flobidy floo no justsu

[1aundulxaldin]

I just figured out that this is Chef's Period Song from South Park. LOL

[ZexionKuja]

Wow, I was hoping that'd cheer me up, but I'm still as depressed as I was when I watched Million Dollar Baby.

[jenskeroro]

Wait a minute!Im a Japanese looking Swedish man!Thats no fair ya know.

[ieatdookie13]

haha, that gets me everytime - use as few frames as possible xDDD

[AnimeSukichan]

have you guys seen the Berserk Outtakes from the DVDs? they're not as epic as these but they're still incredibly funny!

[SonRyu]

Dude, you need to put the Berserk Abridged soundtrack somewhere!

[DeathNoteBlue]

1:28

[neranusa]

hahaha disturbingly phalic spear technique

[Sidwarrious]

That super sayjin line always makes me think of Stan Lee on the Simpsons "I'm gonna turn into the Hulk! RRRRARR!!!......I really did it once..."

[1aundulxaldin]

Damn, the part where you play that sexy music TOTALLY fits the nature of that scene.

[atyanarata]

2:05 , what the heck does private Jim says ?

[ChromeHomura]

"It is AnchorMAN! NOT anchorLADY! And THAT IS-AH SCIENTIFIC FACT!

[Treopse]

Haha! I'm enjoying thoroughly! Love the intermission song:D. Chef from South Park in the end, and Million Dollar Baby is one of my fave movies! Ok that's all.

[Ishtarru]

I just looked up the plot of Million-Dollar Baby, & boy is it a downer.

[hbi2k]

Indeed. Speaking of which, anyone who might be tempted to do the same, if you plan on watching it, BEWARE OF SPOILERS. It's definitely one of those movies that suffers a lot if you go into it spoiled.

[RaptureKing1]

@hbi2k yeah, like Book of Eli, which my brother spoiled for me. :(

[Tbudd123]

Anchorman quote!

[checkitout316]

Ow my organs, I think I need those to live!! I crack up every time I hear that.

[MolimoKuja]

It's times like this I wish I'd learned how to read......

[SwiftKickInTheBallZ]

i like the music at 1:18. does anybody know the name of that song?

[wastedfrustration]

"Dare," by Stan Bush. Was on the soundtrack for the 80s Transformers.

[SwiftKickInTheBallZ]

Domo arigato mr. robato.

[deoxy360]

Flippedy-floppedy-flu-no-jutsu­

[Marcelis]

It is even FUNNIER a fiftyth time

[BushidoBrownSama]

good use of the chef song

[DarkPhoenixMishima]

I think I need my organs to live!

[wellme22]

Nah, that's a myth like Belgium

[xxDarkAwpxx]

muahahahaha

[Zekana0]

i never got the dbz jokes til i started watching the english dub.  now they make so much sense and are really funny.

[ThePRPD2]

Beserk abridged is hbi2k's best abridge

(Note he has made only two)

[fryd79]

lol i think there both just fantastic ;D

[playpus]

Omg...you used Dare by Stan Bush.

I love you. xD

[Friedsch]

Flippedy-floppedy-flu-no-jutsu­!!

[taroschain]

Love the Voltron reference! That was my favorite show as a kid, so the part about the "suspiciously Japanese-looking Swedish guy" made me laugh. XD

*probably the only person who was sad they replaced him with Allura*

[sithlordvyd]

its funny cuz its true bwhaha!!!

[GreyOrichalcon]

What's teh name of the theme song?

[masterbassist93]

forces

[gaddes01]

million dollar baby is a great film.

[Marcelis]

RIP Isaac

[Alurax]

... whut O.o?

lol oww my organs

[Agaettis]

"OWW MY ORGANS!"

Best line ever

[dachamp21]

i think i need those to live

[enkopingsbo]

"i had to kill a Japnice looking swedish man to get them" XD

[Shiruvi]

It was totally worth it!

[kinokid]

yeah, guts will hit that later in the manga, its busta nut jujutsu,

[DannyVandal]

ROFL THE CHEF SONG! 'how bout ah call ya next week?' omg awesome

[NeverAloneForever]

Isaac Hayes will be missed!

[semisoma1]

DARE!!!! OH HELL YES!!

[viper718]

lol, i love how anyone who hasn't seen te show or read the manga probably would think guts was taking advantage of her. so good

[tehSnark]

True, the out of context scenes are well chosen.

[Excalibur01]

"Ow my organs! I think I need those to live!" lol

[Diamondkid777]

LMAOOO guts gets lucky at the end with an unconcious girl while the chef song is ominously playing in the background likee what they do in some movies when a black man gets lucky LMAO

[dustinjr1993]

the demon was right! guts totally got some

[mishimaphoenix]

Damn you Guts!

You need to share!

[thulesse]

Canonically, he actually doesn't do anything with Caska. At least, not until later on in the story.

[dustinjr1993]

thanks for ruining it!......fun sucker

[thulesse]

Oh, boohoo. It's not like there isn't still plenty of other twisted, disturbing shit in this series that you don't know about. And the anime is only the start.

[dustinjr1993]

i ment u ruined my joke!

[thulesse]

Oh, the demon is still right, and Guts does totally get some. Just not this early.

[wewacian]

no one goes super saiyan 3 like Gaston

[gfgtrjgfymtu]

At 3:49 was that her ....... reproductve organ?

[jackx14]

no that was her cut form the fall

[CenetaurmanE52]

Though one could mistake it. Funny as hell joke though.

"How bout I call you next week?"

[crazykiddeath]

No that really IS her period.... or at least thats what it is in the manga

[AngelLord57]

Ow, my organs. I think I need those to live.

[KaitlynMutt]

SHE FAINTED FROM HER PERIOD(?!). God, what the crap kind of PMS does she have?! And more importantly, why wouldn't she know when it's time for some Middle Age Midol?! Or a Kotex?! (Note my sneaky product placement.)

[Xunkun]

Yeah, seriously: if your period's making her pass out--- what is she, a hemophiliac??

[nate556]

A lot is going on within a woman at that time, not to mention she was just knocked around by that weird trident-spear-thing, and then fell off a cliff.

Fighitng while on her period would probably be equivlent to a guy fighting with his nuts in a vice. Maybe not quite as bad, but close.

[loled123]

As far as i know it varies heavly.

Some people don't even feel it, except that it gets a little red. On the other side of the rod, there is womens who are suffering like heck when the time is at the month.

Plotwise its a quite cheap and easy way of nerfing a character a little, but it works for its issues.

[nate556]

True. I can really only think of one other anime that used it, Gunslinger Girl, but Triella wasn't really weakened by it, it was pretty much a minor distraction for her.

[Boleniana]

What about Slayers?

[nate556]

i've never seen or heard of that.... but i'll look it up now that you mention it :D

[kinokid]

hmmmm.... so we must attack the Amazons while they're all on their period...interesting....lol

[MasterScipio]

What was the song at 1:20?

[toughguybonk]

"Stand back, I'm about to go Super Sayain 3 on his ass!!"

[Deph009]

shouldnt u be pregnant barefoot in a kitchen somewere lol

[OS9jazz]

"Swedish men"?! XD LOL yeah, we sweds are so scary. Grrr.

[denniswolfen]

japanese looking swedish guy ?! :D

[RedEyesNeko]

Could You tell me from what is the song that sounds when the battle starts?

[ryanmaguire102]

i think its from the old transformers movie

[SupremeLogic1]

Suspiciously japanese looking swedish man???

Okay, being swedish i can help but wonder, who the FUDGE is she refering to?

[hbi2k]

In the uber-Americanized version of Voltron, the character Shirogane, who was the most obviously Japanese of the group and an expert at martial arts, was randomly renamed Sven and given a terrible faux-Swedish accent. His character's death was censored, and it was stated that he was being sent away to a "hospital planet."

[SupremeLogic1]

Ooooookay...

That was about as expected as seing Rambo in a diper, tounguekissing Picatchus armpit in Mushroomkingdom...

Okay i might have exagerated a bit, but you get my point.

[SupremeLogic1]

Oh god i just checked out who this "Sven" from that Voltron thing is, and i have never heard sutch a strange swedish acent...

The only thing they got right is the pronounciation of the name Sven, and the rest is so unatural its just sad to hear...

[bigshiz]

i like the Voltron refrence. its funny how the swedish guy really dies and in the american version he just got sent away to a"hospital planet"

[3kfu]

ha good one super sayian!!

[sabaliausk]

Thanks Jim! a little out of context but a good one non the less.

LOL!!!!

[melikeykittyboomboom]

dude gats(i dont know how the hell to spell)is a total rapist...harsh

[armegeddis]

Spoilers for the queens lover it's Julian,Go read more about it on Wikipedia to find out who he is,or get the Manga.

[viralengine908]

'super saiyan 3'; any minute now.

[MisaMisa]

LOL PERFECT SONG

btw caska has her period..thats what the song is about too "how bout i call you next week" it made me crack up..

[Xunkun]

Actually, I've asked around; the girls who can get past the 'conceptual grossness' of sex and menstruation; they don't mind having sex durring their periods, as it helps to relive cramps.

As for my fellow men; geeze, it's just blood! You're already going into where she pees (and if you go to the other side, where she poops) from. You pee from your penis, too! Sex is sex, and sex is good. It's alright to ride the red wave.

[armegeddis]

Just don't be a fool and wrap your tool.

[Xunkun]

Aye, true dat.

[OujoKuroiBara]

You try bleeding internally some time dumb ass. XP

[Xunkun]

I have already. It's called "God-damned linch mob for not being white enough on a sunny day."

Anime Wannabe. "Weabeo" I belive they call your type now.

[OujoKuroiBara]

WTF?! LOL! XD OK... Whateves!

[Xunkun]

"Maaaaaaan, shut the hell up, crackah!"

[OujoKuroiBara]

Bwahahaha. I'm not white. I'm Mexican. But that was a good comeback!

[tokirojirimiki]

Ow! My organs! I think I need those to live!

[GX305]

SSJ3!!!! xD

[Vilppum]

Poor Sven!

[Alfaris]

when she's naked...is that her thigh with an arrow wound or is that a vagina? sorry I'm just wondering since it's a little hard to see...and the song kinda fits it.

[phastinemoon]

Actually, I think it's a sword cut near her armpit- if you look closely, you can see a few pixels of line that designate where her boobs are.

[EHH246]

"We'll need our entire animation budget for the battle scene, so everyone move out while using as few frames as possible." LOL

[yeainothat]

Flippidy flobbidy floo no jutsu lol

[WizardmonsGirl]

what ep is this in the non-abridged series?

[Alfaris]

abrdiged - to shorten in length

the abridged series is just the episodes in chronological order but shortened and voiced over comically.

so this would be 11

[EmpiresBane]

gee, I wonder if my acid hookup is still in town? BWAHAHAHA it's funny cause it's true for me.

[GonKurachan]

God, Griffith is such a yaoi fangirl's dream xD

[Slayerof100]

Cheff's song fits perfectly lol!

[locusSol]

Key to voltron? Why are knights fighting the war in the first place then?

[Earnillor]

read the manga, or watch the anime. or, you can use google, like what I do

" ok were there, we can start animating now......anytime.....ok"

[locusSol]

Huh? What are you talking about?