A Sonichu Christmas! The Audiobook!

[SGTSoap281]

4:15

Urge to curbstomp... RISEING!

[ChiptheBlackMage]

WHAT JOW. Ha, ha, I kid. These dramatic readings are awesome!

[Sabocalypse]

lol those babbies look scary and ugly hahaha

[CyberMcRock]

Santa is REAL!!! He just looks at Chris' house and says "Ho ho holy fuck I'm not going there!"

[CyberMcRock]

I lol'd at 01:11 when you started playing the death metal christmas music in the Sonichu house XD Classic

[SugoiSugar]

No, the scene where Sonichu returns with groceries is totally necessary. Otherwise we'd not have any idea HOW he was at home the next morning! We'd be wondering if he just magicked back home or something!

[pochopaz7381]

The sonichus are better drawn than the humans

[wkody7]

Chris believed in Santa up to the age of 17 not joking check the cwcipedia

[razetora]

I don't quite get the coffee scene joke...D: Like, kinda, but I'm not sure.

[tehMuffinMan100]

Why would he make a christmas special... In summer?

[thgodofwar]

What is with Sonichu's fucking children?

Not only is there dialog and grammar fucked up but, HOW CAN THEY HOLD ANYTHING?

THEY HAVE NO GODDAMN HANDS OR FEET!!

IT'S LIKE THEY ARE THE REVERSE VERSION OF RAYMAN!

[Maza945]

02:45 That oven perspective reminds me a "dick perspective" from prologue/ biology comic ( #17 i think)

[ReclusiarchGrimaldus]

MORE WORDS THAN BUCKLEY JESUS

[NyxFTW]

"Why do the kids always say 'Yay'!"

Because in Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Master Shake had some kind of illegitimate son who was retarded and kept saying 'yay!' at the end of every sentence. Another source that Chris stole from.

[HyrAyl]

This is actually pretty sad. With this idyllic family portrait Chris expresses a desire for the loving family he never had....

[EndlessAwesomness]

Oh, the cookie Cera made is neural!

You know how jews have so many allergies!

[nucleardeath07]

Rosechu is only allowed out of the kitchen to shop at the mall and fuck Sonichu apparently .

[sideburnmike27]

Holy shit, i haven't heard that song in the credits for years! Goddamn Vivian you are the baddest motherfucker ever

[mxc82]

This is one of the most scariest christmas tales I have ever read. Fuck, even Tim Burton wouldn't make another nightmare before christmas of this piece of shit.

[IDeafpool]

hey! guess what?! this comic is shit!

[DitzeeDoo]

why the fuck did i favorite this

[BigJuicyx3]

F... K... In the coca.

[hemightbegiant]

I love how when Chris-chan tries to add in a message of ethnic diversity and sensitivity with the candle cookie it comes of as completely and overtly racist.

Then again I shouldn't be surprised by now.

[heartlessmushroom]

Chris is truly a master of SHOW DON'T TELL.

[feh2]

Bitch no christmas for you. Women belong in kitchen.

[SomeBlokeLol]

Alright, I get it now, funny stuff, yeah yeah.

Poor, poor Chris Chan...

The internet doesn't have a conscience...

CUNTS

[Darkninja105]

The eyes... the eyes... the eyes...

[SchedeenIndeed]

"Keep your cookie safe sweety."

As if Rosechu can talk...

[ZyxthePest]

"I'll enjoy that coca!"

I'm currently banned from Bobst Library

[MRWWAYSS]

"This is unnessecary"(Fuck it, i don't care how you spell it)

Hey, you found the perfect description for Chris!

[Oriana132]

Remember ladies, keep your cookie safe!

[LuckyJ88]

lmfao I lost it when he said caca. XDD

[Parqit]

Jew Cookie. Baked in the oven.

Way to go chris.

[Shezmu]

Oh god those little moppet things are scary as hell.

[DBuilder]

"Yeah, well, God never had to lift a 50 ton doghouse."

Yeah, he only sent his one and only son to die for our sins, clearly Chris has suffered more.

[mysim20]

Sonic is gay. You are gay, Get off the internet son.

[GeeeksOtaku2020]

God this so gay lol y did sonic have colide with pikachu lol

[4evaSuperChick]

Why wouldn't chris know how to spell cancelled? He's probly got a thousand emails with the word "date" and "cancelled" on them!

[aqweaqweaqweaqweaqwe]

...The Aristocrats!

[beccawashere45]

What's the song at 6:11?

[ghostpostal]

fuck. those "baby sonichus" look like something that crawled out of the depths of hell.

[ibondurmom]

im done with anything related to Chris now.

[DBuilder]

I should have said this earlier. Dethchemist77 needs to narrate Fear and Loathing in CWCville. But then they'd have to make it for 18 and older only.

[TheDudeYouHateToMeet]

Sonichu and Rosechu's house looks like some run down dump in northern Canada.

[CKO92]

Am I the only one who finds it strange that Chris-Chan made a Christmas comic in the middle of August?

[rptheory]

0:14

Is that a hiimdaisy reference I see? hurr durr.... :D

[imelroy]

VIVIAN... MAKE SWEET LOVE TO DETHCHEMIST'S BUTTHOLE SO WE CAN HAVE A BUNCH OF FUCKING AWESOME BABIES ON THE INTERNET. CAPS MAKE THIS MORE SRS.

[DBuilder]

I'm surprised the president hasn't put out the order to nuke Cwcville by now. Cwcville is probably the reason terrorists hate us.

[TheDudeYouHateToMeet]

@DBuilder I would totally pay to see a Sonichu comic about CWCville during, and after nuclear attack.

[DBuilder]

@TheDudeYouHateToMeet ooh! I can draw, maybe I should make one!

[linkweather]

Wow! This took two years to complete!? Obviously a lot of effort went into this right? I mean this must have gone through heavy revision. Making sure that the story was full of suspense, drama, action, and character development. The art must have been carefully drawn with extreme care to ensure that this was worth waiting two years for! Or maybe Chris too busy playing his PS3 and getting trolled.

[NeoSquadillah]

will we ever here your voice, vivitheg

[miyalana]

LOL they have like..... one whole page of the comic devoted to describing a cookie one of the little demons made.

[Beatngubitch]

Psst . . . One of those badly drawn babies isn't Sonichu's.

[TwilightSylvestris]

God damn, he even managed to rip off Mary Poppins with the chimney bit. "Chim-chim-cheroo" ...ugh...

[dxjrules5]

What happened to the annotions?

[shadowluma]

...I thought Sonic died when he hit Pikachu....

[Ninjical]

Keep your cookie safe, sweetie!

[RRVCrinale]

Anybody else feel like making howling dog noises at around 10:30?

[NateDog211Productz]

Robbie and what ever the fuck your name is Rosee, STOP STARING INTO MY SOUL.

[videogamenostalgia]

Has anyone realised that Rosechu is supposed to be 18, yet she has 3 kids? Despite that being fairly fucked up (even by Chris' standards), it also means that she must have engaged in some kind of pedoforkian activity at some point in her life. With that said though, I'm not sure about the age of consent laws of CWCville. I wouldn't be surprised if it can be summed up with 'If there's hair on the muff, she's old enough'...

[fatsmrcrobot]

This made my mornint. I hope fatty gets back to making comics. I'm sure you guys don't though.

[TheMechanic9000]

think about it this way. At least this is the first comic in forever that chris hasn't stuck his fat ass in.

[TheMechanic9000]

Uncle Sonic? Does Sonic even know about this shit? He was there for like, what, 3 chapters? then he left? He's too busy running around an interstellar amusement park, Robbie.

[FreakSpazKing]

i find it strange that they have children but Rosechu was never pregnant

[ToruKun1]

CHRIS-CHAN FAILS AT JUDAISM.

(and LOL at "babby". Chris doesn't know how babby is formed! He doesn't even know how girl get pragnant!)

[Sketchodie]

The whole audiobook should had horror songs playing out the wazoo. I kept hearing Twisted Nerve around the pink evil creature.

[16ktsgamma]

coca=poop,who knew.

[vihannes3]

Ah, nothing like hot cocaine on a lovely Christmas night.

[xerovids]

This video gave me a lot of jow <3

[yodawig]

Mmmmm... yes, these annotations make it so much better! Thank you and Merry Christmas Vivian!

[hollow33]

"That's warm soothing coffee......." I swear deth sounds like hes slowly slipping into insanity.

[Shavarnarak]

Ah poor abused Christine... raped by CWC no doubt!

[OnyxNexion]

so..Rosechu is the only one that wears clothes.

Like...ever?

[Jayday12345678910]

atleast his drawings make me throw up less

[CherryVincent]

2:20 Three welfare checks..er I mean children.

[JonathanClement140]

LOL JOW XD

[fman40000]

I just realized something Chris is sonichus father. according to this issue sonic and sonichu are brothers ,so would that mean....... Oh My FUCKING GOD CHRIS!!!! Just..... why?

[DarthRandall]

@fman40000 Because Crystal is Chris' sister and daughter.

[Kitchinsink3]

That's good....soothing coffee...

[VigorBalloon]

7:50

I have that "Seasonal Sweaters" song from Homestar Runner in my head now.

[TyBreakerProductions]

I'LL ENJOY THAT CA-CA

[ZeldaDD]

I don't know how you manage to do it with a straight face Dethchemist.

[GreatNegus]

2:21- My dad used to say that, to which I replied: Bullshit.

AHHHH, I REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WITH MAH FAMILY....

[hado123]

Jow sounds like another word for semen hoho

[themagnumx11]

God, why is the Christmas special the main character having a normal day. Why can't he face a Christmas themed villain? Hell, the Family Guy joke "KISS saves Santa" was more interesting than this.

[themagnumx11]

Fun fact: Chris probably wrote this thing after randomly opening a Bible for the first time in his life and wanted to have some random character recite the Bible. Chris is so unorigional. Then again, what's new.

[JustAUsername13]

Thumbs up if you want to force Chris to make you a sandwich!

[LulzIshall]

5:11

Chris forgot Crystal-sorry, Christine's demonic portals are supposed to be blue.

I don't know why I chose this to complain about.

[nesscypher]

vivitheg

vivitheg never changes

[jcdr]

if it weren't by the annotations, I'd be dead already

[loocow]

wow, channel is coming back to life

[RewolfJ]

"I am happy for your safe return." sounds like awkwardly translated Japanese, and I'll bet it was lifted from an anime Chris saw.

[kawaiitoboe]

What a heartwarming tale of Yuletide mirth!

[raineko98]

"cockah"........WHAT THE FU-

[toker606]

I am so happy he doesn't make this shit anymore. Sonichu is a fucking travesty.

[BananaKid37]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I NEARLY FORGOT HOW BAD SONICHU IS

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS ANYMORE

[vulpix]

"Canceled" is spelled correctly. "Cancelled" is arguably an acceptable alternative spelling, but "canceled" is always the preferred spelling in the U.S.

[fman40000]

I always wondered if linkara would ever consider reviewing sonichu. His comic book experties would destroysonichu.

[DracoRincewind]

Chris finally gave up on Santa at 24 after he failed to bring him a girlfriend for the third year in a row.

[Syzydeh]

Kindergardeners would NOT be able to memorize all that.

I don't think a lot of people can memorize all that. I mean, for religious purposes, sure, but in terms of how many words, it's huge.

[FoxTrotPenguin]

I love this Sex Bomb song. It's fantastic

[assholemon]

"why is she all sparkly?"

maybe because ahe's a vampire

nevermind

also those kids are very ugly (and they supposed to be cute thought)

[assholemon]

is chris chan art getting worse?

[lordhasen]

@assholemon

well its my first audio book since monts but it looks like 2009

[Ashkihyena]

Now that the annotations are up, I must say it. How is babby formed?

[TheMechanic9000]

what are the black annotations for?

[vivitheg]

@TheMechanic9000 originally when i posted the video, all the annotations were black, i had to manually change them back. i'll fix it....again.

[thegrimripper322]

The worst sonichu characters are the ones that are supposed to be cute.

[douboymkIII]

can you do an audiobook of xanabit's work?

[TheMechanic9000]

A NEW AUDIO BOOK?! LE GASP!

[Ryuzik]

Jesus vivi your my hero

[MD123ism]

"im the virgin mary.thats my story and im sticking to it" .....hmmmmm

[SpaceScreaminJohn]

It looks like you are all done with Sonichu audiobooks!

[tehcosmicexplorer08]

These "family life" bits are just really fucking disturbing. It's not the sort of thing you expect to see Sonic recolors star in, especially not in the roles Christian has put them.

It's so creepy how he projects his desire for that kind of life into a comic which, in theory, would be read by people who don't give a shit about any of it.

[Peteman12]

Come on... do the comic where the kids drink the bleach and Sandy gets run over!

[vivitheg]

@Peteman12 yeah no

[Edd360]

much prefer the fanfic posted on legi0n with all the horrific deaths

[muke001]

It amuses me to think that Sonichu sings his creator's songs in the shower.

[TJSurgery]

The thing is that this would be impressive if he were 6, not 29.

[tvol319]

Oh shit, the soundtrack to Carnivale!

[MasterWyverne]

goddamn sonichu children are annoying little cunts

much like their parents

[CoconutBuyer]

"I am happy for your safe return!"

God damn it, Chris...

[murasakiryu]

WOW! So glad to see a fresh video! Thank you!

[FREAKNIZZLE100]

lololol next time someone says good morning to me, I'm gonna say "GOOD MORNINT!!!:"

[epiclulz66]

"God never had to lift a 50 ton dog house so there."

[vivitheg]

@fman40000 and it was boring as shit.

[fman40000]

@vivitheg whether he's in it or not it sucks but I thought that was worth mentioning.

[mavrickindigo]

@fman40000

This is only the first half of the comic

the second half is supposed to be a clip show or something

[mrbob091]

GOOD MORNINT

[Ayatron34]

It's an incredible feat almost to be this boring and devoid of any conflict whatsoever.

[6676plentybody]

@Ayatron34 @Ayatron34@Ayatron34

@Ayatron34 is a homosexsual very ugly dirty creepy African BLACK ! ! BLACK ! ! Abnormal BLACK GAY ! ! This beast, this lump of shit loves the Batman ( The Death of Batman) who is a manly handsome white man. This asshole is a BITCH ! !

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

The ending song makes me want to kill myself....

[TheMaxVader]

Geez, Chris fails so hard at religion it's not even funny. Not every religion is like Christianity.

I wonder, are there Atheists in CWCville? Eh, he probably "cured" them all just like "DA HOMOS".

[Shezmu]

@TheMaxVader - Five bucks says the few grumpy people were atheists.

[TheMaxVader]

@Shezmu Of course. Since cartoons are real, it only figures that all Atheists are Scrooge McDuck. They just need to find GodJesus, and they will be happy! What? There are happy Atheists who are way more moral and likable than the good ol' Chris-Chan? Impossible!

I think that if God exists, my scepticism insults him far less than Chris' blasphemies. He reminds me of Conan when he prayed for the first time: "Give me what I want! If you don't, to hell with you!"

[Kassad86]

Christmas in September niiiice

[Chronische]

Oh my god. I can't believe you actually did the christmas one. This is one of the worst comics he did... but out of all the shit he's done, that isn't saying much.

[cingin]

Dethchemist <333

[Ohmygodiamonfire]

"Sonichu... Has changed."

[GrumpusRed]

You're not gonna do the troll continuation that was put up once? That was the best one ever!

[Trollfagget]

Suddenly, Amnesia:DD doesn't seem so scary anymore.

[GrumpusRed]

I'm totally using these audiobooks to find music these days. Who knew Poles could rock out?

[dreamingofmagic]

"Yeah well God never had to lift a 50 ton doghouse," I see what you did there!

[VenaCava4]

This audibook fills me with jow.

[mcmonkey001]

"IN THE KITCHEN..." At least Rosechu knows her place.

[posthumanfetus]

I think that's probably the last comic he will ever write, so I think you and Deth can finally retire from your horror. I can't say you made it through unscathed, but as Chris would say, "YOU WIN!"

poof!

[lordbrowning]

Too bad this will probably be the last audiobook. I won't be able to hear deth's awesome narration anymore :(

[GameBuster43]

7:00 why is her head backwards?

[LtHavoc1983]

Well, and people wanted Linkara to review this piece of shit of a comic. God damn it Chris!

[Chansen9]

Good to see the return of the audio books.

[spessmahreen]

Sonichu and Rosechu are related that's why they have extra special fugly retard babies.

[danuke303]

Deth probably drank some serious hard liquor, so much he had to chase it with copious amounts of sugar water :3

[steppres]

When I heard Dethchemist do the baby voices I got a massive, throbbing erection.

[Luellan]

Awwww yeah!!! Sexy the G is back!

[videogamenostalgia]

goddammit Chris, just look at that fukken...whole comic book...

[TheSanaeKochiya]

Bless Yellow Death Flowers for their funding.

[kamekaze987]

the annotations are hard to read in this video

[assholemon]

wwwDOTrule34DOTpahealDOTnet/po­st/view/515567

this pic is canon and is the secret pic of the sonichu comics

[TheBeardOfPower]

Methinks the Narrator was drinking something a bit stronger than coffee to get through this one...

[vivitheg]

@TheBeardOfPower maybe. i should ask

[hanchiman]

Sounded like narrator was drinking Fanta during the coffee scene.

[hanchiman]

Even if Chris does become a father of three, I doubt that fat fuck would do the Crimbo decoration, he would rather sit in his filth and play vidya. Hell I even doubt his shitspawns of hell are even his, he would be to obvious that he didn't realised his kids skin colour are black instead of white.

[YoureWrongImRight]

God, I hate christmas.

[Extra365]

wow, chris is really fucking sexist in this comic

[vivitheg]

@Extra365 wow, chris is really fucking sexist

fixed

[Havsie]

Who would win in a fist fight?

Chris or Touji?

[assholemon]

@Havsie clyde cash

[Shezmu]

@assholemon - ANGRY STRRAAANNNGLE DA CARL KANT.

[HeatLegs]

So bad, it's enjoyable in a sickening and skewed childish sorta way.