TLC Promo

[corusca]

TLC seems to have become the 21st century answer to carnival freak shows.

[fezmovies]

What's up, TV Tropers?

[theoldshap]

all i can say is. thank you

[RayVN3]

That about sums it up

[ACoolKidsProduction]

I personally declare this to be the funniest thing I saw in 2011!

[eight6sevenfive3oh9]

Wednesday morning water cooler talk has become much more interesting since the season premiere of "Uterus Cannon."

[Raelmz]

LOL



[FringeFreak56]

I reaaaaaaaaaallly wanna watch 9 fat kids 1 dessert. Shit would go DOWN

[LittleVMKGirl2]

LOL @ old face, new vagina & the divorce horse!

[TOMMY00754]

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[TheHelldragon]

I'm pretty sure I saw a Uterus Cannon once in a hentai.

[Cdecarl]

totally wasn't paying attention. Thought this was the typical ad that normally shows before the video. Too funny!

[ObjectionableHero]

I could probably dig "little people, Tricky fridge." Imagine the documented challenge of dwarf people trying to reach the eggs, only to find that the stool they use too reach them is broken. That would be hillarious.

[IDF1987]

Idiocracy has become reality.

[MONOxHAND]

followed by : old face, new vagina!

[Eric032289]

Remember when television was watchable?

Good times.

[phuturephunk]

I could totally watch hours of uterus cannon.

That and Little People, tricky fridge.

That's love.

[eeplebert]

It's like they got FOX-ified!

[Jamonem80]

FUCK THE LEARNING CHANNEL FOR TEACHING OUR TRADE SECRETS and training idiots how to tattoo on TV. I hope all of you who support this network for child molesters, teen sluts, and abusive parents get hepettitus C from a tattoo wannabe who got taught how to tattoo from this bull shit network. FUCK THAT I HOPE YOU GET AIDS AND DIE from some idiot trained by the new TLC tattoo school!

[opp31337]

@Jamonem80 i love teen sluts

[beaconstreet95nd]

hahahahahahahhaha i love this 

[ChildrenofAmory]

Why would one hoard dwarves?

In cash there's a shortage.

[ChildrenofAmory]

You know this is a parody, because the REAL TLC, doesn't have this many different shows.

Realistically, it would be:

Three hours of Uterus Cannon, followed by five hours of Cake Whores, followed by seven hours of Idiot Family, and finished with two hours of Cake Whores.

[Dudinator123]

Today on dwarf hoarders...

Guy 1: Dude, you gotta get rid of your seven little dwarves toy collection.

Guy 2: No way man, it's the best disney movie OF ALL TIME!

Kanye West: Yeah, I have to agree with him there.

[slushie126]

Really quick weddings sounds like something they'd actually do haha

[maxigif]

Ok, this simply win all.

[JCMoney]

I have no idea why, but I a

[mikeymmc1]

12 wives 12 problems was pretty funny but no as funny as uterus cannon

[IIkingdomII]

lol rofl @ uterus cannons

[sygnus5]

"Divorce Horse, should my Husband and I seperate?"

"NEIGHHHHH!"

"Thank you so much Divorce Horse!"

[cryjesuscry]

9 fat kids 1 dessert was p good for the first couple seasons but the gimmick just got played out

[BigCM06]

UTERUS CANNON

[BLRossVideoMemoir]

Chelsie Handler calls them "nuggets". Maybe she'd say "nugget boarders" or something. She does love her sidekick Chuy.

[DTownzz]

I just can't bring myself to throw away any of these dwarves, what with their endless collection of junk.

[studebaker62]

If only this were a perfect world, these would all be for real.

[1207Eureka]

Did you know TLC actually has a show called "A Conception Story"?!?!?! Um...Eww!!

[1207Eureka]

I love the narrators voice! I am getting all kinds of silly mental pictures imagining what these shows would be like! Someone needs to make some "previews" of these fake shows!

[jakester8181]

Hilarious. And too true.

[SeventhSwell]

All too true. I remember back when I'd watch educational TV for fun on channels like TLC, Discovery and History Channel. Now, I just don't watch them.

[KesSharann]

@SeventhSwell They stopped being educational a decade or more ago.

[SeventhSwell]

@KesSharann Yeah. I realize. That's when I was talking about.

[BailoutNationBook]

I had dinner with the stars of "Idiot Family" not too long ago.

[thomaspbrennan]

you have summarized everything I hate about reality TV, and TLC in particular. Kudos.

[PixelDreamsAgency]

Well done.



[Frontmanfrg]

This can apply to just about every cable channel nowadays. Comedy Central isn't funny, Syfy doesn't show science fiction, History doesn't teach us anything, and Discovery Channel has nothing left to discover.

Let's not even mention how "Music TeleVision" (aka MTV) no longer plays any music.

[FedRebel]

@Frontmanfrg At least Comedy Central is trying to be funny, they're still within their genre (they just suck). Syphilis (that's what 'Syfy' really means, seriously) and History are both far outside their respective genres.

For Sci-Fi it's a shame, they were a bastion for good Science Fiction, now its just BS "Ghost Hunters" and Pro Wrestling.

For History it's a Disaster, A channel devoted to History had so much potential, but now it's nothing but Redneck Reality and Hysteria

[Thisismyusername1010]

I would watch 9 Fat Kids 1 Dessert and Idiot Family. ;)

[mooseking87]

Coming up next on "Hystyry" ICE ROAD LOGGERS

[speier]

haha

[sprachal37]

Pretty darn funny.

[jahmboDIRECTOR]

The learning channel.

For some reason.

[TheUltraFem]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gibson1789]

uterus cannon

[soybased]

where can I download episodes of Small Dogs, Big Dumps?

[000MidnightSun]

hahaha this is so true. does anybody remember when tlc used to be a good channel and show interesting content? then it suddenly became the dumb ass channel for stay at home idiots who watch bad tv

[djinvisiboy]

These make great DJ names: DJ Dwarf Hoarder !!! DJ Uterus Cannon!

[snoojie]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Cake Whores

[ravedog]

Is it people who hoard Dwarves or Dwarves that hoard??? Both would be great shows. Ha.

[fredxmertz]

LOLcake whores

[psychicwhoosh]

Hard to believe it, but there was actually a time when there was real educational stuff on The Learning Channel.

But the mad corporate push to ratings driven programming and the tidy profit margins of "reality" shows have changed the dynamic to where the only thing you can truly earn from The Learning Channel is that if you are watching a lot of it, chances are you a drooling moron with brain activity only slightly elevated than that of an earth worm.

[orchidtender]

If nobody forms a band called "Uterus Cannon", I will kill myself.

[BuckAnnixter]

I love the ambiguity of "Dwarf Hoarders."

[bar1scorpio]

@BuckAnnixter What's ambiguous about it? TLC takes you into the Mines of Moria, to explore the great Dwarven Olde Newspaper Collection!

[ExcellenceUSAF]

@BuckAnnixter either it's about people who hoard dwarves, dwarves who hoard axes and ale, or about dwarves fighting for the horde

[Nosloveingneko]

uterus cannon is what make me laugh the hardest for some odd reason.

And yet i have no idea why XD

[Joeybsmooth]

That is the saddest thing that I ever seen on Youtube ... So true so true :(..

[Transmorph667]

I would watch any of those shows any day!

[purplecrocodile1]

Is it bad that I really want to see an episode of 9 fat kids 1 dessert?

[callofdutyrockz1]

Lol tbe learning channel for some reason

[enomic1984]

You should do one on VH1 and MTV next. LoL. Great Jobs

[thesackingcommenter2]

the learning channel.....for some reason

LOL

[nbafanboi23]

i've never watched TLC so i dont get it.

[CompsciWiz]

Hahahaha that's so true!!!

[Midnightpeapod]

I love 9 fat kids 1 Dessert!

[notv2501]

LOL!!!!

[idlewild]

"...for some reason."

[ThunderShock2005]

triple love.

[RLJSlick]

OMG that's too funny!

[Jason050692]

Cake whores is great. Just great lmao

[wilson809isback]

Old face, new vagina sounds like a good show to me :)

[darkirondiva]

Perhaps they thought you needed to broaden your horizons a bit.

[GayBachelorBlog]

This is amazing! I love Uterus Canon.

[CommandLineCowboy]

I live in NZ, we don't get TLC here. I've no idea WTF this video is about. What a waste of bandwidth. And YouTube recommended this to me, should know better.

[FranklenWylder]

@CommandLineCowboy

It's a joke - a parody - a fake tv show line up.

[jasiothemity]

@CommandLineCowboy You idiot. It's a parody.

[princeminski47]

@CommandLineCowboy YouTube has apparently not been informed that New Zealand is the center of the universe.

[CommandLineCowboy]

@princeminski47 Probably a good thing to remind USers that they aren't the centre of the universe too. YouTube knows where I live so why did it 'promote' such a US-centric video to me?

[whrm3]

@CommandLineCowboy TLC (aka The Learning Channel), was a channel that showed documentary/educational/scienc­e shows. However, over the last few years they have been showing more and more "reality" shows. So TLC has absolutely nothing to do with learning, despite being called to The Learning Channel.

[11lbsofcheese]

@whrm3 I remember that, too. If I reckon correctly, it was "A Wedding Story" and "A Baby Story" that ruined everything. (I can't remember which came first--but judging by the fact that wrecking TLC for the nerds is a bastard mood, I'm gonna guess "Baby Story").

[Bandsean]

by far the funniest thing i have ever seen. I've watched it at least 40 times already.

[Bandsean]

by far the funniest thing i have ever seen. I've watched it at least 40 times already.

[Olodum27]

LOL they need to stop. No, keep going.

[spicybackpain]

Awesome!

[LeLimeLine]

Little People, Tricky Fridge.

Dwarf Hoarders.

9 Fat Kids, 1 Dessert.

Those are my favorites X)

[darryltheglen]

Awesome work guys! :D

[danielscissorhands]

LOL. The learning channel for some reason.... :)

[SilverDoe6]

"Idiot Family" is actually a real show. But it's called "19 Kids & Counting."

[Grygory]

@SilverDoe6 I think "Uterus Cannon" is supposed to be "19 kids and counting".....

[SilverDoe6]

@Grygory I do too.

[BritneyBritofldw]

Don't forget when you leave it on overnight and wake up in the morning to see woman screaming in pain giving birth as you walk by the TV.

[nahaakiiyo]

Woulda been better if The Divorce Horse on Tuesday started at 9:07...!

[sbyers77]

TLC: The Ladies Channel



[Swefit]

lol wait is this real!?!? it would be awesome if it is... please tell me this is real

[RecklessCoot]

9 Fat Kids 1 Dessert, classic. I would absolutely watch that.

[Badgerjohn27]

I guess "Sarah Palin's Purgatory" is on hiatus.

[AdonisJones]

I never miss The Divorce Horse

[wickkidda]

this is exactly what goes thru my mind every time i flip thru almost every channel

[jengo1]

Wow so fucking lol!

[emmesmith]

Does anyone know the instrumental playing in the background, its awesome.

[ryogaskate]

Tricky Fridge! HAHAHA!

[GodlessAndHappy1]

The only thing this promo was missing was "Sarah Palin's Alaska." It would have gone well next to "Uterus Cannon."

[tangerinespeed0]

Insanely Awesome!

[abeltama]

I can't help wondering what Divorce Horse would be like.

[AlexanderRamsey]

1 dislike?

I guess 1 person here works for TLC.

Either that or they were the '1 dessert'.

[shawnify]

Hasty home surgery lol

[speedingjet]

Most TLC viewers (and I'm guessing "executives") would fail to see why this is so funny. Worst. Channel. Ever.

[mjoseff]

Do you think Dwarf hoarders is about little people that hoard or people who hoard dwarfs?

[JustSomeOldGuy]

@mjoseff Either way, TLC would be proud to have it in their lineup.

[krappyjoe]

@mjoseff i was wondering the same thing!! rofl lmfao

[mjoseff]

Next up: Little People Tricky Fridge meets Dwarf Hoarders

[jennis233]

I know what you mean! I couldn't believe what I saw when I was channel surfing - "Paralyzed and Pregnant with Twins." What. The. Fck.

[utgfilms]

Brb setting my dvr to record Cake Whores

[bob0507]

@utgfilms You read my mind!!

[typicaljeremy]

HAHAHAHA 

[angelamermaid]

I can't decide which one I want to watch more - "Dwarf Hoarders" or "Cake Whores".

[phaseup]

"Old face,New vagina" haha...genius!

[TheHDLancer]

Sounds about right.

[aianyoung]

good god, this video pretty much sums up the reasons i got rid of cable TV.

WWE is on syfi, retarded big foot/ghost hunters/alien shows on History, Sara Palin on discovery, no music on MTV. It's just stupid shit 24/7.

[Alchiexander]

Sounds about right.

[kimseybennettj]

Haha reblogged jkbdaybreaks blogspot

[cyclone927]

LOL Old Face, New Vagina!!!!!

[pebre79]

HAHA! so true!

[DiscipleN2k]

"The Learning Channel.

For some reason."

Love it!

[AYEMang]

Basically sums up tlc to me.

[Geenii100]

Sounds very educational to me....

[ninjaduck3k]

Delete this video quick - you'll start giving them ideas for new shows... :(

[bgcellery]

@ninjaduck3k If the new shows are Small Dogs Big Dumps, Little People Tricky Fridge, dwarf Hoarders, or Cake Whores...then great cus then i'll watch.

[FUBAR200x]

@ninjaduck3k ahahahahaha

[msteele79]

9 Fat Kids 1 Dessert... I'd watch that.

[irreverentreverend]

Hah! Excellent!

TLC (Too Little Character)

The Rev

[CappitranoBellephant]

Sad thing is this is pretty accurate.

[crankysaint]

I don't hoard my dwarfs. I toss them.

[4G3NTanon]

@crankysaint Is that anything like nerf herding:)

[harkejuice]

@crankysaint

You can't hoard dwarfs! They do as they please!

[lainnorcal]

thumbs up if ZJ sent ya! ^^

[jetboy33]

lol"Dwarf Hoarding

[alanoasiss]

Lol xD.

[WarPhalange]

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[ForeverTrombone]

Uterus Cannon. Rolls off the tongue.