Retarded Policeman #7: MILF - with Cory Williams Mr. Safety smpfilms

[spongebuddy009]

Hot dickily dog!

[choirguy210]

I'd bone the grandma

[scadoodle1088]

ok ill screw your mom later

[TheRailFanBoy780]

Okay this is just gay

[alannabutterfly]

hiya and get hot with me

[MsShanaynayDawson]

lol I got a "ding-dong" the size of "twiinkiiie" XD

[cbrstunter24]

Omg the used a real retarded person lol

[TheIPostVideos]

Yo why you cock blocking me homes. Because shes my mother. Lol

[214cadena]

lol why u cock blocking me

8)

[deezydeeefresh]

Lmao!! this the funniest 1

[BeNNyBoYe13]

Cory is annoying.

[emmyl97]

So politically incorrect it's frikin brilliant!

[BEE101times]

Its cory

[SeanKjormoe]

This shit is so fucking gay in if u don't like what I sad I kink ur fucking assas JUGGALO ALL DAY

[ImmaCapnDesDesFan]

@SeanKjormoe Dude fuck you juggalo's killed my dad

[sangreiti]

thats not corys mum. shes blonde. and hot.

[NAMTRIP]

Back off Man Im working it, YO,why you cock blocking me,Holmes!!?? Ive never seen anything this funny.This is the funniest shit ever filmed.

[JoeLad9]

Byeeeeeeee!

[JaredZwick517]

Like this comment if you have to watch obama ad before every episode

[iTugahZ]

@JaredZwick517 You trippi´n

[amamartin999]

THATS THE GUY FROM THE SPARTA CAT YEA THAT IS SO YEA

[Vhakkox]

I've got a ding-dong the size of a twinky! mega LOL!

[MrDj914]

Yo why you cock blocking me holmes! AHAHAHA

[Ultranerdguy]

I'm so glad that my friends told me about this.

[hznfrst]

Terrible



[5296Ryan]

lol at the end he takes a nap in the road

[scarozza1]

Lol

[0019930418]

lol the muppet did it for me hahahaha

[revkevpratt]

So Retarded it's Funny!

[pokadotpony1]

i laughed so hard at this !!

[nellie2581]

Cory from the Mean Kitty videos...

[jjhoops023]

Lol I like how they put all 3 of Cory's alias's in the title

[ChyTay11]

I love Cory:)

[TheVidmaker24]

LOL ill screw ur mom later LOL

[TheSimpsonsWorld]

Since 19th march 2008 I've been getting prank phone calls from a man claiming to be a policeman from america wanting me to go out with him...

[123seanoconnell]

hot diggity dawg!

[treyton0123]

look its cory!!!!!

[TheSexybeast1999]

Niwdog rolyat it means mother ide like to fuck

[jhy39600]

puase at 0:52

[Danger61913]

He's driving a Prius. Lol

[james65508]

@Danger61913 You have a problem with that.

[YesItsAVideo]

And we now know, what his real mother looks like!

[jjhoops023]

@YesItsAVideo lol thats not his real mom. If you want to know what she ooks like. Go to his daily vlog channel DudeLikeHELLA :)

[YesItsAVideo]

@jjhoops023 No, I know :). That's what I was meaning.

[TroyTVProductions]

Can you read the top comment? Mother Id'e like to fuck.

[NiwdogRolyat]

whats a milf?

[JShade808]

He wasn't really retarded in this one, he was just a jackass

[CooperTrooperific]

STFU Kent Westley!!!!! Go back to prison!

[NAMTRIP]

YO,Why You COCK BLOCKING me Holmes???????

[flufychickens]

Ok ill screw your mom later bye

[xJULIEHATESUNICORNSx]

@catfishbait74 wait, does it really or did u just make that up?

[PS3NitroLambo]

@xJULIEHATESUNICORNSx thats what it really means lol

[xJULIEHATESUNICORNSx]

@PS3NitroLambo oh wow....

[TheDesteos]

@catfishbait74 everyone who watched american pie would know that , so like everyone that is like almost everyone

[Hat740]

@catfishbait74 Then shouldn't it be Miltf

[MrAlexDoxey]

At first I thought that was Tobuscus in the car o.O

[WeirdoGuyProductions]

Hot digilly dog!! MOM!! Shut up and drive it's a fake number!

[reega23]

So funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JkNone]

@catfishbait74 what does MILF mean?

[michaelgrella]

lol, Corey, I love Corey, awesome collaboration.

[xJULIEHATESUNICORNSx]

@TheLuigiManFan umm there is only 10 facts because you skipped 3 and 9....

[iloveBieberfever1997]

i got a ding-dong the size of a twinkie!

[IMABEAST1700]

@catfishbait74 what does MILF mean?

[ERKRAKANARB]

@catfishbait74 who didn't know that already??!!

[xXWolfQuestFANXx]

Corey sent me here! and i wanted to see the fat guy

[Tehwoon]

cory!!!!!!!!11

[lotrrules3434]

@catfishbait74 My friend's mom's daycare parent got voted M.I.L.F for 2011. :D

[LPSSeals01]

funny how Mr.Saftey's mom gave the police man a fake phone number.

[CuzzyFunt]

You all should be ashamed of yourselves!! Making fun of the handicapped is NOT funny!! I'm so offended - I'm going to go egg some homosexuals!!

[Ultamitespore]

Biyeee!

[TheGreatRockBands]

0:54 the best bit

[mag1cal911]

i'll screw ur mum later lol

[SICKTRICKSFB]

Lol

[MrDarkwolfify]

why do all his videos have adds at the side talking about muslim dating websites

[LandSlide96]

Lol byieeeeeeeeee

[Arcenization]

This is the most pointless series of all time, its not even funny, but I'm finding that it's strangely addictive...

[PunkyrockerSawsome]

biiiiiiiii



[121WhiteFox]

stupid!

[UNFORGIVENGOD24]

Damn.... how many priuses does he pull over? I guess he doesn't like them either :3

[hottopicbabe458]

yo why you cockblockin me holmes

[Krashtray]

Its like on the Ringer lookin very hot today!

[kh2rules15]

this was the first series i watched on youtube and this is how i discovered, Cory, and then discovered Kate, and now Kate's started working with Ponceman, full circle wizardry

[Xxeroz1009]

SMPFilms <3

[AtomicBowser]

a twinkie huh,... well its bigger than mine.

[1107Brodi]

Ok I'll screw your mum later! Bieeeeee! Lol

[ashappear]

@ilovedamusic1000 Actually, they filmed a new Retarded Policeman episode so it should be out soon. It features Katersoneseven.

[ALeafMeBe]

Im offensives and I find this retarded

[MRrandom0804]

you would not beleve how thankfull i am to this vid seres i found smp films sxephill and others from this awesome shizz

[lartkrin]

experiment with 3 and the other numbers... quite many are funny!

[ilovedamusic1000]

what happened to this series?

[x2RMN2x]

WTF he has a pillow and he sleeps in the middle of the street at the end!!!

[bumblebee40070]

Oh come on don't fight it

[999tyrel]

ASWOME



[AdamLambertosity]

smpfilms, fuck yea!!!

[Kobra1029]

this isnt Cory's mom! Lol

[MegaJosapha]

SMPfilms! 

[WRWolfReviews]

Press 3 and 4 to hear "Take a bath together" "ya"

XD

[kk0047]

@catfishbait74 xD thats so werid i dont see why some one would wanna fuck a mom o.O

[majikkool200]

I love that hot stuff ;)

[KillJoyLover]

hehe my video paused at 1:18.....

[KillJoyLover]

what does milf stand for?

[MultiSheeper]

Okay I'l screw your mom later

Trolololo

[Teramana1]

Cory Williams (mr. Safety)

[DaniiLiewyy]

Pee feels worm :D

[Eskalokos]

Thumbs up for SMPFILMS (Cory Mr. Safety)

[tinadroll]

hows sparta

[harrypotter11111000]

Take a bath with her O_O!!!!!!!!! DUDE YOU SHOULD OF JUST GOT OUT OF THE CAR AND THROWN HIM DOWN AND JUMPED ON HIM!!!! He was really weird..... O_O

[roxi441]

he is at the end on episode 17 nalts

[Teramana1]

@watchfulhawk its not spm films. it's smp films.

[Teramana1]

@123bradderz thank you for saying it nicely. @mrglitchbros why can't you say it nice like 123bradderz? Ugly.

[123bradderz]

@Teramana1 it is cock blocking, coz thats a real phrase, cock plucking doesnt mean anything. It just sounds differnt coz of the way he speaks:)

[Teramana1]

@mrglitchbros OH! so, your not gonna reply to me? Are you toooooooo embarrassed?!

[Teramana1]

@caydemnein36 no! It's I'll screw your momma later. Not I'll screw your mom later.

[trainmuffinx3]

XD

[caydenmieden34]

Ok, I'll screw your mom later

[kyragr8]

That's right enjoy your nap in the middle of the road!

[watchfulhawk]

mr.saftey wow lol i love spm films

[Teramana1]

I'm watching Kevin James movie the zookeeper too.

[Teramana1]

@superroosty I don't think so really don't don't agree

[AquaDorothy]

OMG Cory Williams

[AquaDorothy]

Is that Cory Safety

[Teramana1]

@mrglitchbros drop dead you dip shit

[Teramana1]

@mrglitchbros go burn in hell it's cock plucking you retard your just like that retarded police man you want me to send my chow-chow dog after you! If you don't believe this wait. So how was your meeting with the devil you piece of shity dirt ugly stupid ass hole

[Teramana1]

@Th3xunkn0wn .....YES!!! it is it's why are you cock plucking me homes I listened carefully this time, I have ears ya know

[TheSlotH304]

only two top comment so.......

[Ojthemighty]

this is hilarious man

[Teramana1]

@Bassshard it's why are you cock plucking me homes

[Th3xUnkn0wn]

@Teramana1 ......no

[MrGlitchBros]

@Teramana1 your fucking stupid its cock blocking dip shit Wtf is cock plucking retard

[BassShard]

xD Why yu cock blockin me homes

[SAFCDavid09]

On every retarded policeman video the top comment is - "no top comments? well..." or something alon those lines

[KenziixInxDisguise]

Anyone else think the retarded policeman looks like Kevin James?

[SuperRoostie]

@KenziixInxDisguise Yes, just more intelligent.

[salthesumo]

@KenziixInxDisguise like the irish version of kevin james

[conkerdude891]

@KenziixInxDisguis nah he lokks a little like patton oswald

[FrenzyFruit]

no top comments o.O??

[TemptationBound]

wow 

[Teramana1]

Cont. !!!!! (my favorite parts)

[Teramana1]

0:19 cop: what's happening hot stuff?

0:30 cop: maybe we can take a bath together

0:52 Cory "mr. Safety: Jesus man!!!!

1:07 cop: we are the real police! And your mental frigging hardy!!!

1:12 Cory mr. Safety: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?? 1:18 cory's mom: shut up and drive it's a fake number

[Teramana1]

I LOVE THIS!!!! I'm having a laugh attack!!!

[Mr1Mick]

No top comment? Well...

[Teramana1]

@honey28744 shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!

[123Edithann]

Wanna Take a bath later ?. Hahaa

[hunterswiftwidow]

no top comments >:O owell anyways this is sweet

[lizardtwister009]

hehehe.....prius

[molinmolinmolin]

no, i'll just pop this bottlecap into your ass.

LMAO!!!!

[snow5671]

ok bye. ill screw your mom later. byeeeee

[Mikhailz888]

I swear if someone said that about my mum I'd fucking kill them

[MoonChin100]

@Mikhailz888 I'll screw you mum later.

[gabe25j1]

GMILF

[OrethaStarrhl262]

ey i love uk

[Mandy63981]

wen i saw da guy im like OMG ITS THE MEAN KITTY SONG GUY!!! than i realised oh crap i said tht out loud

[DrKiDCoD]

What up Cory? And that's not your real mom... I've seen her in one of your vlogs.

[ididi9]

I should stop watching videos and do my HW

[VanHalenFreak99]

THATS THE GUY FROM THE MEAN KITTY SONG!!

[ButtonEyes97]

okay, i'll screw your mom later!

[wheelymobis105]

he looks like toby



[FatCatRoR]

CORYYY! :D

[sanam486]

so i'm ur Lady of Night ..and i know what u wanna get of me

[UnicornsLikeSkittles]

CORY!!! :D

[0MrBlackTea0]

LOL "ok I'll screw ya mum later"

[AnomymousPoster]

I think he a normal policeman

[IWasBornStupid]

:O

The mean kitty song!

[babyrockgal01]

hey it xlcory the saftey guy!!!!! i love ur kitty videos!!! =^~^=

[GroupAnubis8466]

@babyrockgal01 I dont think he sees the comments on this video THREE years after it was posted

[zipguin]

ok ill screw your mama later LOL

[avah1997]

'so what you doing later? maybe we can take a bath together:)' hahahahahaha

[loganjames2001]

what do you say mama......ill pop a cap in your ass.......we are the real police

[dabojor125]

jizz

[dabojor125]

jizz. in. my. pants.

[emilioloera2000]

hahahahahaha



[emilioloera2000]

hahahahahaha



[LaughingdragonGamer]

hot digily dog!!!!!!!!!

[MyrtaMartiwb419]

ha can be the pretty girl next door or the woman of your dreams

[monstershane99]

wtf ahahahha

[tyrahutcherson02]

Um did he just lay down in the middle of the road with a random pillow??