first time i played it dident kill any1 the dark elf did it at when it enden she and the nord hit at the same time so i reloadet and kil her first take that bitch hehe :)
when i did this quest at the beginning everyone was just hanging around at the table and suddenly the dark elf bitch stood up and onehitted the nord ... i was like WTF!?
lol its so funny when u shoot someon with a bow and arrow and they go flying, once a guard chased me up this cliff/hill and i shot him in the head and he went flying down lol
I prefer to turn them on eachother and have them kill themselves. This is without doubt, THE FUNNEST quest in the game! Wish you could play similar ones to this lol
@cameltoejoe69 hmmmmmmmm just wondering the lady in the end says that they are the last 2 people in there but she doesnt figure hes the killer why is she just plain stupid??
lol i played this over and over again, it has to be one of the most amusing quests out there.... on one of my run throughs they were all in the same room and i killed them all and they still didnt know it was me lol
I found it fun but the best quest was the purification, it was also a little bit sad, you had to kill all of your brothers and sisters, and you never found out who the traitor was that way
I love how oblivious they are. "Oh no, someone's been murdered! Good thing I found you standing over their body with a bloody sword, you can use it to protect us!
i love this quest, and they all die in one hit, the redguard found out that i was the murderer, then got his imperial armor and his mace, he hits me and he dies xD (i had reflect damage)
I use to love that quest untill i figured out what remaining unnoticed meant...
for this quest, buy the axe with the huge AoE, one swing upside the head of the old woman as you walk in and it's a done deal. if you use any offensive spells o make things interesting it blows the bonus =(
though the first time through i tried to plant the weapons i used on other people in hopes of shifting blame (silver arrows in corpse, silver bow in someone's belongings and what not)
using bow and arrow? haha you can punch these guys and they die :P and anyway its more fun to talk to them all and let them attack eachother at the end
ya, i9f you sneak in in the crate and move up through the decks un noticed and then kill him and go out the balcony at the back and jump into the water
haha it was hilarious i tried doing this quest and i didnt even take a step after the chick talked to me and neville started punching me so i was just running around until i found an empty room and offed him there
funny how they keep trying to see who is the killer and the last lady should think "Aww Gee its just me and that other guy here i wonder who is the killer? i mean im not"
I've got 1000G on this game for the 360 but my mate duz his own mods on PC such as putting the emperor on the white gold tower and putting a log trap which when you go up there the emperor gets hit by the log and falls off. He also has 1000 fatigue armour that weighs nothing so he can pickpocket peoples armour then replace it with fatigue armour then wen u attck they fall over...
i did that quest a couple hrs ago yesterday, totaly fun. then i got that secret quest from the black hand dude soon after that... it was kind hard for me to do, i really didnt want to do that to the familiy, but i had to...
i love being an assassin in this game but it gets a little boring after a while... im still working on a good 3class build...never works though lol i should probly play the comp version so i can get godmode and fun spells so i can enjoy my rampages though lol
i lovethat quest. when you killed the second guy did nels the naughty in the next room see you? if I remember right you cant let any one see you kill them.
That was my favorite quest, i killed the old women first then the dark elf came in and said something like"theres been a murder"! and i still got credit for no one seeing.
i love this contract i like taking off all the food on the table(upstairs) and then put like 10 poison apples on the table and then when the neville and nels stops talking Neville takes one and sits down and eats one and dies instantly
lol, this quest is funny if u let that old woman and Nels the naughty left, then Nels think that the old woman is the serial killer, and runs after her with a axe and slay her:P
Ok... i just want to say something that sum people most likely dont know...the quest is a refrence to a movie called house of 7 i think something like that and they kill each other until there us one left and get the "Money" PLOT TWIST!
I thought it was a reference to "And Then There Were None" with a house full of guests, a mysterious owner, and one the guests (you), is the murderer.
I killed all five in about 3 seconds by punching them to death. They were all in a line going upstairs, I just got in the back, and charged forward swining my fists.
This mission is so much fun. They don't even run away. They just stand there waiting to be one shotted you can kill them in the funniest ways I have a special folder for killing them when I'm bored. xD
lol man i made them make out on da table, stole their close then lefted two guyz on da table and two gurl in da same room by da same bed..., u can do it ove rand over
What i mount to say is that if you have the game of the year edition of oblivion for the 360 or PS3 your stuck with it because the quest to get rid of the virus has a glitch in it when you give the lady the blood grass wich is only find in the planes of oblivion she won't accpet it at all then i had to start a new file because i thought being a vampire would be cool but you are weak agniast the the sun which sucks but you get weaker everyday without feeding.
Can't wait for the Dark Brotherhood-quests in Skyrim!!
amund52 4 months ago
i enjoyed this quest too. i hope there's a dark brotherhood in skyrim and they have more quests like this
Her0ofCha0s94 6 months ago
I love that quest :D
umagarandyorton619 7 months ago
hehehe this is my favorite dark brotherhood quest to
rosyzeldafan 7 months ago
Why is your character black? That's soo unrealistic black people lived in houses made of shit during that time and they still do in africa
AdamForExample 11 months ago
@AdamForExample this is not on earth you moron this is some other world
MujoAndFata 10 months ago
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I had so much fun with this quest.
SublimeCake800 1 year ago
haha i love it theres only two people left and she cant put 2 and 2 together and realize that your the killer
Airman32292 1 year ago 3
first time i played it dident kill any1 the dark elf did it at when it enden she and the nord hit at the same time so i reloadet and kil her first take that bitch hehe :)
hi7597 1 year ago
wow what a coincidence i had the same armor when i did the quest...
rareschamp 1 year ago
This is by far the most fun quest in Oblivion
Dragonlover2013 1 year ago
i luv this quest
narutosasuke1800 1 year ago
by far the best quest in the line, I wish there were more like it
TheUltimaKing 1 year ago 3
when i did this quest at the beginning everyone was just hanging around at the table and suddenly the dark elf bitch stood up and onehitted the nord ... i was like WTF!?
MrElgigante 1 year ago
i just used poisoned apples to get extra reward....
but yeah its best quest in dark brotherhood
dragonboyrobi 1 year ago
lol i love that Quest
1Fable2Boy 1 year ago
THE Best quest in the game.
Everytime I play this quest again, I kill all the guests in a different order each time. :P
xSquiggumsx 1 year ago 2
i love that quest 2!
MoonstarWStarmoon 1 year ago
oh yeah the good old killing that everbody like
onsholo 2 years ago
I love this quest. It is my favorite. I always get the bonus
Grimmreaper4444 2 years ago 3
i love this quest its the best quest in the game
ramoneFreek 2 years ago
lol its so funny when u shoot someon with a bow and arrow and they go flying, once a guard chased me up this cliff/hill and i shot him in the head and he went flying down lol
TheMonsterLegends 2 years ago
This is the best quest in Elderscrools 4 oblivion... Its so much fun to kill everyone in funny ways
000Bus 2 years ago
Best quest in the Dark Brotherhood i waited till they were sleeping though
BloodmoonInc 2 years ago
That was the most awsome quest. It was bringing back memories of when I played Hitman: Bloodmoney
Lordofdragons16 2 years ago
I prefer to turn them on eachother and have them kill themselves. This is without doubt, THE FUNNEST quest in the game! Wish you could play similar ones to this lol
cameltoejoe69 2 years ago 22
yeah
pardo108 2 years ago
@cameltoejoe69 hmmmmmmmm just wondering the lady in the end says that they are the last 2 people in there but she doesnt figure hes the killer why is she just plain stupid??
casperes0912 1 year ago
"Now I am gonna tell you something I didn't tell the others... You and I have the same mother!"
OsamasAK47 2 years ago 2
lol i played this over and over again, it has to be one of the most amusing quests out there.... on one of my run throughs they were all in the same room and i killed them all and they still didnt know it was me lol
melikebouncie 2 years ago 3
I always convince the rich guy to kill the old lady and do my dirty work for me.
Zergblender 2 years ago
I lured the dunmer into the room of that imperial and aimed an arrow at her head.
When I let go I made a headshot and her lifeless body made a backflip and landed on top of the closet.
Zergblender 2 years ago
I found it fun but the best quest was the purification, it was also a little bit sad, you had to kill all of your brothers and sisters, and you never found out who the traitor was that way
Aragorn2k25 2 years ago
the traitor was the 1 who tryed to kill the night mother
catslayer314 2 years ago
Yes, but you didnt find the traitor amongst the people you killed in the Purification quest
Aragorn2k25 1 year ago
I love how oblivious they are. "Oh no, someone's been murdered! Good thing I found you standing over their body with a bloody sword, you can use it to protect us!
TwinUzis 2 years ago 9
this quest was so fun..i even saved it in a different slot and play it when ever i want to...its awesome.
CyclicIonBlaster 2 years ago
this is the best quest u just wait for them to sleep and BANG
celeb3193 2 years ago
I love this quest sooo much!
audreysdemon 2 years ago
i love this quest, and they all die in one hit, the redguard found out that i was the murderer, then got his imperial armor and his mace, he hits me and he dies xD (i had reflect damage)
Destroyah1234567 2 years ago
i love this quest too but i like the one where you stage the "accident" and where you kill the dude who annoyed ou at the start! sweet revenge
Hazie995 2 years ago
its the party tipe quest isnt it i like that 1 you kill all and not 1 knows you are the killer ther dumb
ponchoreuc 2 years ago
it´s my favourite quest too! :D
hansithas 2 years ago
Its too easy, just bribe people and take the money when they're dead (throw a charm spell on too)
SydShuffler 2 years ago
Mine 2 my fav. quest!
noob7helperataq 2 years ago
favorite quest <3
TheMoviecomentor 2 years ago
I use to love that quest untill i figured out what remaining unnoticed meant...
for this quest, buy the axe with the huge AoE, one swing upside the head of the old woman as you walk in and it's a done deal. if you use any offensive spells o make things interesting it blows the bonus =(
though the first time through i tried to plant the weapons i used on other people in hopes of shifting blame (silver arrows in corpse, silver bow in someone's belongings and what not)
bartofii 2 years ago
this is my favorat quest its called whodonit
peppersisadog 2 years ago
it looks kinda like a bow of harm or some enchanted bow
DeerCreekGUY13 2 years ago
The first time i did the Dark Brotherhood quest line I hated the Fort Such but this one is my favorite.
WoWOblivion93 2 years ago
this was my fav assians guild quest it was soo much fun killing them one by one
dant697 2 years ago
using bow and arrow? haha you can punch these guys and they die :P and anyway its more fun to talk to them all and let them attack eachother at the end
Kinnikonnie 2 years ago
wat kind of bow was that and arrow
utubzvidieo1 2 years ago
It was the one you can earn from the dark brotherhood earlier in the game. Called shadowthorn I think. Something like that.
Mouldywart 2 years ago
@Mouldywart no it isnt, a bow from dark brotherhood is shadowhunt or sumthing and it is steel kind
SatseroAkrec 1 year ago
@Mouldywart shadow hunt close;)
speznazporkchop 1 year ago
@Mouldywart not shadowthorn,it's shadowhunt,the dagger is sufferthorn :)
MujoAndFata 10 months ago
@utubzvidieo1
no, it is a glass bow with a steel arrow.
DUTYMASTER7 9 months ago
@utubzvidieo1 the bow u get in dark brother hood is called shadowhunt, dont think thats the bow
ChihuahuaLover9991 9 months ago
My fav was the first one, The one on the pirate ship for whatever reason.
Snoops6 2 years ago
ya, i9f you sneak in in the crate and move up through the decks un noticed and then kill him and go out the balcony at the back and jump into the water
GamertagIsFinster101 2 years ago
thx every time i wanted to see how to leave without fighting the 2 pirates that enter
noob7helperataq 2 years ago
it was nice
stok077 2 years ago
yes i love that quest and the bonus was good to i killed the girl while she was sleeping lol
zomcha 2 years ago
ROFL my fav quest ever its like a game of clue :D
TheElderScrollsNerd 2 years ago
I love that quest!!!
I saved just before I did it so I could do it again, and again, and again..............and again
azumangadaioh100 2 years ago
a little help for you...
1. get audacity or something similar
2. change the pitch by 1 and name something different
3. make vid using that sound file
WMG uses a search so this way it shouldn't be picked up :D
DJdeaddude 2 years ago
:o thats some nice info *takes note* x3
hanwenzero 2 years ago
Try hitting them with an arrow into a bookcase. all the books fall on them
olmesy 2 years ago 4
i love this quest
sonicsecrtrings 2 years ago 3
Lol Nice Vid I Killed Of Most of them with my Bow to then convinced Nels the naughty that the Old Lady Did the murders.... So he took care of her lol
Wogz87 3 years ago
I saw the title and thought of just this quest. It's really amusing in a sick way lol
GURG3L 3 years ago
haha it was hilarious i tried doing this quest and i didnt even take a step after the chick talked to me and neville started punching me so i was just running around until i found an empty room and offed him there
twistedenjoyment 3 years ago
i just followed them to their rooms and killed em' in theire sleep
sillibesti 3 years ago
What is the color of night?
SerefanOfFate 3 years ago
Sanguine, my brother
tomenare 3 years ago 23
Bob Dole?
BobDole2343 3 years ago 2
Sanguine....
xpurexsnake 1 year ago
Greet the new day?
smudgethekat 3 years ago
ok?
SerefanOfFate 3 years ago
Well you didnt get the bonus cause the others saw your murders , or did they ? :D
hiihoo1234 3 years ago
were u get the bow
tigerboy121 3 years ago
Man you gotta love the physics in this game =D
Avelthorne 3 years ago
I LOVED THAT QUEST!
musicman1562 3 years ago
Lol! When i did it one of the victims suspected the other of doing it and killed him for me!
VinRam1 3 years ago
i love that one, just one kill at a time lol.
Xnemesis23 3 years ago
Were you moving her head into the fireplace at the end there?
TriggerhappyNiet 3 years ago
Best quest EVER!
oozie101 3 years ago 2
before i evan saw it i no what it was the party to find the fake money thats not there
nascarfan2471222 3 years ago 2
funny how they keep trying to see who is the killer and the last lady should think "Aww Gee its just me and that other guy here i wonder who is the killer? i mean im not"
RobotChicken12345678 3 years ago
this was my fav dark brotherhood quest free house and u get paid too what could be better?
Sargaros24 3 years ago
omg i loved that quest too.
darthhusky25 3 years ago
loved this quest
firetamer102 3 years ago
I've got 1000G on this game for the 360 but my mate duz his own mods on PC such as putting the emperor on the white gold tower and putting a log trap which when you go up there the emperor gets hit by the log and falls off. He also has 1000 fatigue armour that weighs nothing so he can pickpocket peoples armour then replace it with fatigue armour then wen u attck they fall over...
KylejaybeeUK24893 3 years ago
Aah, So fun XD
bloodstruck0 3 years ago
Warning: flying Redguards :D
roguesse 3 years ago
rofl
ClubPenguinFan178 3 years ago
i loooooove this quest and i also save before it. i played 3 characters in the dark brotherhood and everytime i find out something more
soadistfaebu 3 years ago
i always save rightbefore the quest, then do it like 8 or 9 times haha
stitchx626 3 years ago
who cant resist a mission that you can kill everyone in a house and no one knows its you .
sounds perfect to me =]
morrowoblivion13 3 years ago
I love this mission so much I fear I might like it a bit TOO much! XD
I just get such a great kick out of making them think it was everyone OTHER than me! XD Then they went around murdering eachother! HAH!
Nidonemo 3 years ago
omg that quest is my favorite, i just did it earlier today :D
dpq06 3 years ago
this is one of my favorite quests and the song makes it better
zeldafan1021 3 years ago
i killed the garde when he was geting his armor from his chest
deadman661 3 years ago
Was funny if you do the quest and they kill themselfs XD
sephirnorth 3 years ago
its like almost impossible to not get the bonus
sodaxoa 3 years ago
i did that quest a couple hrs ago yesterday, totaly fun. then i got that secret quest from the black hand dude soon after that... it was kind hard for me to do, i really didnt want to do that to the familiy, but i had to...
TheRealGaasuke 3 years ago
I killed them all in one bedroom.
they even didn't see me how i shot the guy/woman next to him/her that was a real satasfying quest:D
killazelda 3 years ago
i loved that quest
shane525218 3 years ago
i love being an assassin in this game but it gets a little boring after a while... im still working on a good 3class build...never works though lol i should probly play the comp version so i can get godmode and fun spells so i can enjoy my rampages though lol
1337AnimeFan 3 years ago
NPCS got stupid
HellMasta7 3 years ago
this quest was fun... i shot sum1 wid an arrow wen anoter person was sleeping
idunnospeakaengrish 3 years ago
that made me feel happy LOL
cod4fan21 3 years ago
lol i got the poision apples and duplicated them then i just planted them all over the house! lol
AkatsukiRamen 3 years ago
i lovethat quest. when you killed the second guy did nels the naughty in the next room see you? if I remember right you cant let any one see you kill them.
sniperking101 3 years ago
that quest is the most easy-going one in the whole game 8) I did it about 5 times before I got bored with it and moved on
Ylvanyx 3 years ago
-.-
D4hk1LL4H 3 years ago
Yeah, I remember when I did this. Funny :D
Luckyest3 3 years ago
I messed this one. I was too slow following one of them that they started to kill each others. I could only kill the winner of the melee.
maybe they were starving to death?
gokudomatic 3 years ago
lmfao!! the music makes this mission so much better lawl
xxBigC 3 years ago
thats prob the best quest in the game lol :)
YaYzIwInZ 3 years ago
That was my favorite quest, i killed the old women first then the dark elf came in and said something like"theres been a murder"! and i still got credit for no one seeing.
Xaad12 3 years ago
Meh, I liked the quest where you sneak into the imperial prison alot more.
blazindubz 3 years ago
this quest was really the most entertaining quest in the game...i just kinda snuck around and killed everyone with a longsword
wishofthedawn 3 years ago
I love that mission!!!!<333'
TuvaKisEn 3 years ago
haha...it just looks like Nels the Naughty drank himself to sleep...on the table
i loved this contract too...good fun
maccy03 3 years ago
i love this contract i like taking off all the food on the table(upstairs) and then put like 10 poison apples on the table and then when the neville and nels stops talking Neville takes one and sits down and eats one and dies instantly
Oblivionbrotherhood 3 years ago
I think I was left with Nels and he wondered who the killer was.
XenvasOfSound 3 years ago
lol, this quest is funny if u let that old woman and Nels the naughty left, then Nels think that the old woman is the serial killer, and runs after her with a axe and slay her:P
1993truls 3 years ago
dont worry.......be happy.
zutaraholic 3 years ago
lol theres a mechanical fish that you hang on ur wall that sings that song
crawfish888 3 years ago
the song goes well dont worry your going to die lol ha ha ha but i just killed them when they sleeping ha ha lol
Jackals10 3 years ago
as if you didnt tbag anyone tbagin is so fun in oblivion
SimosSuperWhiteArmy 3 years ago
omg this was my favorite one too
InfinityCode 3 years ago
love dis quest, almost as much as the one where you make the head fall on that elf
CrackDownOnCrime5 3 years ago
I loved the Dark Brotherhood cause it mostly took place during the day and you can kill anyone without limitations
guitarhero2356 3 years ago
im highest rank in DB, met the night Mother i tought she woud be an upset woman o so but she sounds so calm
DawkinsL33T 3 years ago
Mate, It's just a game. Many games make killing things fun. That dosent make the people who play them evil mass murderers.
Mouldywart 3 years ago
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i cant believe you called it satisfying that sounds a little sick and serial killerish
saribengal73 3 years ago
i love this quest my fav
nakedsnakebigboss 3 years ago
dont worry be happy
now
Mminiscorch 3 years ago
It is one of the most enjoyable quests in the db quest line. Just cant get over how fun it is shooting them all :D
Mouldywart 3 years ago
u can get them all to kill each other if u hae good speakcraft and talk to the right ppl
OGgangstaSS 3 years ago
This was the BEST!!!
XDDDDD
0Rashok0 3 years ago
haha yh this is by far my fave dark brotherhood mission!
Eggs4Eva 3 years ago
i love that quest
lilythewoodelf 3 years ago
Ok... i just want to say something that sum people most likely dont know...the quest is a refrence to a movie called house of 7 i think something like that and they kill each other until there us one left and get the "Money" PLOT TWIST!
AkatsukiRamen 3 years ago
I thought it was a reference to "And Then There Were None" with a house full of guests, a mysterious owner, and one the guests (you), is the murderer.
Hidole555 3 years ago
hmm never saw that movie
AkatsukiRamen 3 years ago
its actually a book, a REALLY great mystery in my opinion, it might be at ur library. u should check it out
Hidole555 3 years ago
ya thanx i will ^^
AkatsukiRamen 3 years ago
i got them to kill each other!
edisjigsaw12 3 years ago
HOWZ?? =O?
mawhaw234 3 years ago
can you change your hair on the 360 cuz i c like every one with the same hair and i didnt c no options on hair when i started
gpninja8 3 years ago
Yes, you can change your hair on the 360.
Primp1 3 years ago
prick, r u blind??
mawhaw234 3 years ago
I killed all five in about 3 seconds by punching them to death. They were all in a line going upstairs, I just got in the back, and charged forward swining my fists.
Metadaxe 3 years ago
This mission is so much fun. They don't even run away. They just stand there waiting to be one shotted you can kill them in the funniest ways I have a special folder for killing them when I'm bored. xD
NazgrelBosley 3 years ago 2
lol man i made them make out on da table, stole their close then lefted two guyz on da table and two gurl in da same room by da same bed..., u can do it ove rand over
goldking22 3 years ago
lolz xD
mawhaw234 3 years ago
yea this is the best dark brotherhood quest to bad u can only do it once :(
LatinoHeat21212 3 years ago
Thats why before I went inside the house I saved so I can do it whenever I want =0
Thegoodtwo 3 years ago
This is my most favourite Dark Brotherhood Quest :)
HashRogue321 3 years ago
i love that quest its soo fun
alexpik7 3 years ago
i dont like dark brotherhood so much couse i get sooooo bounty!!
Batman8is8my8hero 3 years ago
u obviously suck at murdering then, ive never got a bounty on a mission.
youme2night 3 years ago
then you never done a quest
Batman8is8my8hero 3 years ago
you dont get a bounty unless your caught...
zelda2ownage156 3 years ago
in one quest you HAVE TO kill 3 imperial legion soldier and then you get sooooo bounty!
Batman8is8my8hero 3 years ago
then that really means u SUCK
Ggalthie 3 years ago
Yeah this one was awesome
Putzlord 3 years ago
LOL i luv this mission cuz the ppl r so stupid! lol i like the song to lol
nljluvs2dnc 3 years ago
i love this mission i was rite good
jonathanLaunders 3 years ago
Whodunit!
love it!
Darkkoji45 3 years ago
my favorite mission of all
plus goes good with the music
oblivionwinner444 3 years ago
What i mount to say is that if you have the game of the year edition of oblivion for the 360 or PS3 your stuck with it because the quest to get rid of the virus has a glitch in it when you give the lady the blood grass wich is only find in the planes of oblivion she won't accpet it at all then i had to start a new file because i thought being a vampire would be cool but you are weak agniast the the sun which sucks but you get weaker everyday without feeding.
MassiveMurderer3 3 years ago
hahahha that's my fav DB quest 2 lmao
spontaneousmuffin 3 years ago
lol the old lady and nels were the only ones left and nels killed her!!! i was like...'wtf. thats my job. bastard.' and killed him in the basement =)
kingdomhearts93 3 years ago
u look like baurus with white hair =)
Longshot182 3 years ago
yes mine too!
foxiedicksie 3 years ago
Thats my fav quest in the game
TheAvenger012 3 years ago
i love this quest
there are so many ways to kill them one by one
at the end i let Nels and Neville kill each other
LodeRunner1337 3 years ago
hey, i met the guy who sang that song in the airport a month ago!
thegamecom 3 years ago