Dan, you are a funny SOB! Hope your tour prep is going well. The very talented Phil LaMarr, of Mad TV, and Eddie Pepitone, of last comic standing, were both in a sketch we shot yesterday...crazy. We'll post it today or tomorrow, and I'll send it your way.
WoaH insane shit man!! once i was in a bar and i felt the back of my shirt raise, when i swung around it was a dude staring at my ass... i continued to swing around with a fist, then noticed the bartender watchin me outta my peripheral(<thats not a car BTW)... so i jus... left, never to return!! ICK! wirst night of my life
I used to work on Bourbon Street. Old, creepy, homeless transvestite prostitutes are always great for a laugh, and on Bourbon, they're a dine a dozen.
i gotta agree with blast, u def seem to attract the gay community,lol, u should just walk around west hollywood and where a " im not gay shirt" and see how many people look disapointed, lmao
Show me your fucking cock, bitch!! 4:20 lololol
SteeveeStrange 2 years ago
hahahaha! what a character. and a gay tV? wouldnt that make him/her straight?
Trippy420Hippy 2 years ago
@Trippy420Hippy No. Dressing up as a woman doesn't make you one.
mrklp 1 year ago
@mrklp I know. Thanks for the heads up.
Trippy420Hippy 1 year ago
lol thats sum funny shit
spiceymeatballz 2 years ago
Wow... that is *definitely* one of my all-time favorite anecdotes.
Larethian73 2 years ago 2
held together by hatred and asbestos... lol, bc it's so true.
staypower11 2 years ago
OMG!!!!! Poor DAN this makes me sad and scared for you! " IIII gotch!! ahhh huh!" wowza!
KYBuffygirl143 3 years ago
Wow, you have the worst taste in men. hahaha
Very funny, keep em coming!
Stefanthegamer 4 years ago
Dan, you are a funny SOB! Hope your tour prep is going well. The very talented Phil LaMarr, of Mad TV, and Eddie Pepitone, of last comic standing, were both in a sketch we shot yesterday...crazy. We'll post it today or tomorrow, and I'll send it your way.
doriannormand 4 years ago
WoaH insane shit man!! once i was in a bar and i felt the back of my shirt raise, when i swung around it was a dude staring at my ass... i continued to swing around with a fist, then noticed the bartender watchin me outta my peripheral(<thats not a car BTW)... so i jus... left, never to return!! ICK! wirst night of my life
oXspankyXo 4 years ago
I used to work on Bourbon Street. Old, creepy, homeless transvestite prostitutes are always great for a laugh, and on Bourbon, they're a dine a dozen.
MrJowee 4 years ago
Well, Boon Shakalaka does have good taste in men.. LOL! Give him a peek Dan... hehehe.
bralen24 4 years ago
DPwyv.
DavidPierron 4 years ago
i gotta agree with blast, u def seem to attract the gay community,lol, u should just walk around west hollywood and where a " im not gay shirt" and see how many people look disapointed, lmao
Biggielittlez101 4 years ago 2
i now understand why this one took a while...tragic emotional transition Dan....
tragic indeed...
Boon just wants some love....Give the poor guy a mercy butt squeeze...or something...it CAN be done in a MANLY manner and not be construed as gay....
i donno...maybe im just talking out of my ass...
DAN RULES!
KiddKarnage 4 years ago 2
hatred and asbestos. nice.
jrenee1983 4 years ago
you seem to attract gay men.
from miami, to LA... i guess men love you.
xblast196 4 years ago