How To Be Funny With Women

[Shadowwind5]

Sup My dick want lip Massage "

[bluetextonwhitebg]

Um.....but what if she doesn't laugh? (o.O)

[raham420]

Hey my name iz Dick.......and I like to spit......looool

[polk269]

"im dick" that is so retarded yeah your gonna score big with that one.

[mw2fbiggestan]

U old as bitch. I bet your not even married.

[scowley93]

He's not saying this is hilarious or that you should copy this. He was showing how to set up your jokes and what needs to be included to make something funny. Thanks

[Mrjammintime1]

ugh lame joke, this is the worst advice ever

[TheJBFIGHTER]

This guys is such a douche! save your lame advice for your son.... dad.

[KiingWalrus]

Title: How to be funny with women. Reality: Hey guys, listen to this corny joke I heard.

[CBasie2856]

how come everybody's advice sucks these days?

[RBFalcon24]

oh yea this guy sounds reaaaaaal funny!

[FireBenderKwyna]

THIS GUY IS AN IDIOT.

[PaidVideoReviews]

I have this strange desire to GET THIS COURSE right now!

[GunsAndTheBeast]

SECRET REVEALED LOL: Don't laugh at your joke louder than the ones who's laughing. Matter of fact don't laugh at all.

[DarthMessias]

I like to get advice from...dirty....old...men?

[aznf0rl1fe]

for all you guys that dont believe him go read "the game"

[johnsmith234543]

Maybe she's buying groceries for her kids after work, she's not there to laugh at some creepy old guy's jokes about shoplifting and shoes. She might say thanks, for the shoes, move on. She might answer your ridiculous question with, yes I would. The end. Wtf? Don't pick up chicks at the grocery stores, and don't make conversation by complementing shoes.

[Barett2K]

4:02

Here*

[SoulSurferGS8]

take advise from a fat guy, make her laugh, and she's yours! Rule #1

[legend10x]

you're 2 quiet.speak yuh ass up

[TheFunFunHappyTime]

where is my note pad

[Eushawn20]

only if some sexy ass women showed up in the video.. i would then believe this man, but since there is no evidence in this matter proving me false ...i would have to say that this guy knows nothing about getting women.

[SurveyofFilmMusic]

" I notice you HERE...!!" (not "hear")

[alexherreradams]

my name is dick...LOL

[kingpin017]

hahahahaha bump the shoplifting comment to raise the tension. just skip to the part where you tell them your name is Dick. remember! delivery of the name is crucial lol.

[kingpin017]

@logopod fucking awesome comment. maybe you could kidnap them in a funny way. double the seduction.

[123yutuber]

no offence but im guessing this works for people 45+ years of age

[logopod1]

Why be funny when you can just kidnap them

[yuirrr]

@logopod1 Yep.

The problem is that I just left jail and it didn't worth...

[logopod1]

@yuirrr the problem is you got caught

[FPSArts]

@logopod1

noice

[logopod1]

Thanks. I love watching slideshows

[RawrInYawrHeart]

Being witty is natural, you can't learn it, unless you go a whole week of trying to be consistenly funny with women, then you may pick up on it.

[reddupo]

@RawrInYawrHeart

I'm not saying people don't have ceilings but I know back in high school I wanted to get funnier so I started hanging around two class clowns a lot and watching a ton of stand up.

I really did get funnier.... like 150% funnier. I'm still not 'get everyone in stitches within a few moments' like I want to be, but that is why im searching around for videos like this. But anyway, you CAN learn things like comedic timing, comedic framing, developing a humor perspective, .etc.

[streetblaze290]

equivalent to saying "if I raped you right now, Would you tell anyone?"

[1988mck]

@streetblaze290 hahahahahahaha u killed it

[darkcorridor]

Incredibly horrible to come off with "off the wall" comments like "if you saw a shoplifter would you turn them in?"

That kind of comment would just make women think you're a weirdo.

[extr3ambmx]

haha my girlfriend say this is a joke from the guy with herpies loll!!!

[Futur3tech101]

you look like a rapist

[1997justiceturk]

how bout we get advice from people who actually went out with someone in their life

[FoxieMusic]

@1997justiceturk lol

[xXxDotAGoSuxXx]

actually some of the things he says are kind of true, and most people commenting bullshit here are propably stupid people with poor sense of humour and still masturbating 5 times a day :)...

[NeverMind88888]

@12eebok, it only is unnatural because he gives you examples - and naturally, we memorize and depend on these examples, meaning we don't get creative. Don't memorize this as a formula, but grind it, internalize and embed it within your conversational instincts. How would you feel if you were spoken to like that? Deconstruct WHY he gave you THAT formula. You will naturally "feel the conversation" and feel more articulate as a person. You'll have that "feeling" that you've evoked positive emotion

[NeverMind88888]

@12eebok, it only is unnatural because he gives you examples - and naturally, we memorize and depend on these examples, meaning we don't get creative. He's giving these examples and the general formula because that's how you create fun, sexy tension in any conversation. Don't memorize this as a formula, but grind it, internalize and embed it within your conversational instincts. How would you feel if you were spoken to like that? Deconstruct WHY he gave you THAT formula. You will naturally "fee

[pickupartistwannabe]

"I'M DICK" "NICE TO MEET YOU DICK. MY NAME'S VAGINA."

[1245678680]

@pickupartistwannabe hey baby u wana fell my booobs i feel horny come to my housr sexy hot boy and we can do it very hard

[haneesh22]

@pickupartistwannabe and Perfectly Happily ever after...

[12eebok]

Wtf, this seems so unnatural, do people actually talk like this in real life? THis isn't a bloody interview process, it's a conversation man!

[ronstero]

oh my god, this is horrible.

[MrDUCKYBUDDY]

I honestly do performed those 5 tasks with my dog.. wow this won't worka t all lmfao

[StealingUs]

haha. You know a simple "I think you're cute." would suffice...

[AmericaDevil]

Completely jumped the shark at #3.

[Chrisrawrr21]

what did he say? i'm listining to disturbed and can't hear this fag over REAL ways tget a chick to like you if they are into heavy metal

[braeburn77]

Worst advice EVER!

[samelectrico]

whats up with the baked beans at the corners of your mouth?

[jonguitarist]

SHUT THE FUK UP U PEDIFILE, THATS A GREAT WAY TO SOUND LIKE A WEIRD AS FUCK....BALLS? DICK? DOOD STOP PLAYING WITH URSELF U ASSHOLE

[Spaxx1001]

"How to be painfully unfunny and known as the creepy guy around town" by speedseduction

[myDAMNcoolTV]

he looks like a person who is addicted to drugs hahaha

[Omgsome1just]

lolz mine are used after i know them like:

... "awes im sorry i thought u were jewish..." *extremely suprised look*  ??? "cuz jews r pretty..." "awwwee thats so sweeeeet. :D"

note: only used them during freshmen year :D

[Drewmn24]

or u could say nice shoes wanna fuck?

[TheOriginalEnE]

He only gets grenades.

[RicoPedregon]

he looks like a pedophile 

[Borkaa99]

Catchy lines =).

[puckandlou]

wow! i bet that guy gets 10 women a day!

[inurfacez10]

yeah this would work ... in the 1980s

[TheTnt4u]

ok im a chick,heres the deal i agree with some of what he says,u have to have balls meaning: u dont screw around if u like the girl u like her if u wanna talk to her talk to her, and u have to be funny,u can be an average looking person but if u are really funny women wont even(in general) care,however pick up lines like those DO NOT work its creepy and women laugh mainly cuz thy feel the situation is awkward and dont know how to deflect the weird thing u just said

[gamedevMike]

"it's tongue in cheek" It's not going to work on everyone. Also it depends on context and what their personality is. These are just blatant examples.

[Nihilanthe]

oh man. Guys, tips from a chick, don't do this. Way too cheesy. Just be your natural self and if you're interesting, you're funny. Thinking up stuff like this so much ahead of time won't be funny.

[DonAvery95]

Show Dick some respect!!! :)

[dougiepoolable]

yeah hes funny....... funny lookin

hahahahahahahahahahahah pwned

[otamanlvhs]

that's not serious

[krayziee]

"u stole my heart"? LAMEEEEEE!!

[iTzxTrauMaTiicZ]

i started the vid and 40 minutes later i woke up again...

[longlivetheloud2]

the truth is, some people (such as myself) simply aren't as funny as others. My brother on the other hand is hillarious.

I've come to find that being silly in a serious setting is great. I.e, you're with a bunch of hot babes doing jury duty. The judge gives you instructions and then asks, 'any questions?' then you say 'Yes. What's that cool wood hammer thingy you tap on your desk? I want one of those." :P

Hanging out with funny people also helps, as I've found. they rub off on you.

[SirHappyThe1st]

6minutes 42 seconds of my life wasted...........what utter rubbish! a true dick!

[waymate6]

i thought he said hey im ross jefferies beyond dating tops/advice for men masterbating series

i was like fuck i dont want this shit

[yanksmc7]

its here not hear

[fidelisky]

How come those "ladies' man" all talk like poofters?

[MGameSwim]

LMFAO. the girl would be like "ha. ha. very funny..." and turn away, thinking ur weird

Not be like "HAH LULZ u r quite teh funny guy! lets be frendz!"

[casualthug07]

this may have worked for women in your generation, but todays lady are a different story.

[pepsidude308]

y am i watching this a 100000000000 year guy making this vid

[angus2021]

Hi, my name is dick....yeah.....like a weiner.

[shadowtrooper01]

@angus2021 lol

[cofeeandonuts]

I cant hear you muthafucka, speak tha fuck up!

[RenaldoTheMusicfreak]

HaHaHa lol!!! good one

[TomMackio]

"Where's the grapefruits? You're so hot! I'm glad you like me saying you're hot, will you wipe my ass? I'm Dick" - It simply does not work!

[S2KMW2]

hello guys nice video

[hellyea1234]

'I'm glad you laugh because i noticed you hear'- I'm sure the female in question would be pretty impressed that you managed to tell that they weren't deaf.

[SheWasAlmost18]

Lets is spelled incorrectly in bullet 3

[iD3tr0it]

that is terribly funny

[Cschive]

nice video

[Yellowknight888]

There should be a step5: follow-up of the follow-up statement, "My name is Dick... and so is my tool and that carrot over there."

[nathoni89]

maybe you should put an ice pack with this sh*t, you would obviously get kicked in the balls saying this crap...

[faysalbest1]

old bro ! i want you to try this and take the video from store security camera and upload on facebook ... i want to laugh at you if you get betten up HA HA HA

[BBMix]

You've either got it or you haven't.

[1funnyasvideo]

Comdey at its best, i have put up some of my own videos. Let me know if you guys like them...

Thanks xoxo

[100tonlifter]

HAHAHA I TRIED THIS YOU SORRY ASS HOLE...She called her bouncer over and he threw me out of the tit bar. Thanks fuck face

[technohunger]

it sucked..she'd think she the shyt if you told her "you stole my heart" very cheezy

[SuperHazel99]

lol my name is Dick

[cofusion7]

thats cheezy dude

[nonconservative]

I would give you 5 stars but youtube took away the youtube ratings!  5 stars

[nonconservative]

I would give you 5 stars but youtube took away the tubers! 5 stars

[andrewvellino]

your scary

[ILoveSBTB1]

ur an idiot hahaha

[pspassdoll]

wtf!

this is seriously lame

[TheUncleDiddlez]

Dude this is the best guide to get pepper spray in your eyes.

[jebi789]

have you one girlfriend

[totalanthony]

Has anyone tried this?

[steveaux03]

I'll try it tomorrow morning

[totalanthony]

@steveaux03 did you try it in the end lol im pretty sure theres a vid on here of somebody doing that in this video . ill try and find it

[steveaux03]

@totalanthony yea it worked.

[charlieking100]

Does it really work? girls in europe kick your balls if you talk this retro

[mpl00v]

@charlieking100 Yeah cuz In Belgium girls are pretty different but it is worth a try doh

[TheKolp09]

@charlieking100 really? damn

[TomMackio]

@charlieking100 Agreed. This is exclusively for unintelligent women. Chronic chat up lines do not work!

[ashleysagen]

@charlieking100 i kick a guys balls and my boyfriend laugh about it it and yeah it is funny

[Supermario0727]

@charlieking100

lol

[limonsplash]

not helpful.. ur just giving points not examples or stuff to stay its like ur teaching how to do a freakin essay

[shadowshp29]

well hi Dick my name is Face nice to meet you

[uqu1]

@shadowshp29

Hi I'm Hand can u order me to shake the Dick?

[Javier96xx]

hes obsessed with me the guy and we talked and talked and he kept me up all night >:O

[xxdrew333xxx]

great way to scare a chick away

[LemonZeppelin]

@xxdrew333xxx, rights. If i ask a woman "Would you turn in some guy who was shoplifting?", she'll think "Wow, this guy is a playful, fun guy"? No, she'll think: "Wow, this guy is weird. i'm gonna slowly walk in the opposite direction."

this guy has no idea.

[jonguitarist]

@xxdrew333xxx

WITH HIS FACE, HE DONT EVEN NEED TO SAY A DAMN THING TO SCARE GIRLS...LMFAO

[grayhunter80]

hahaha "dick"

[JohnGMS]

That doesent work with men, trust me i tried it.

[mrios328]

i noticed you "hear"? wtf?

[TheMadafaka09]

"Im glad you laughed because my sense of humor is very corny... hi ima DICK..."

LMFAO

[SpencerMike1993]

I'm dick

[CheezyDonSenior]

im gonna laugh at you when you catch the AIDS

[lawhyno]

that is the stupidest line I have ever seen in my life. Corny crap that will never work. This shit will make girls laugh at you, not with you.

[NOhandlebars777]

@lawhyno I think he's reffering to mature wemon? Like Milfs haha! jk no idk. It deffinently would not work with my girlfriend.

[tolkien11]

Dude i'm aware of your other speed seduction stuff. They seem so cool. However this one... Come on. You can't be serious. This is too cheesy.

Besides i'm sure i'd sound so weird delivering it.

[jdm142]

"im glad you laughed.... im dick, wanna suck my jim." lol

[alogli]

ô.O that's sooo weird. it's EXACTLY what i thought ^^

[dennypadron]

so can i lol i can make all the girls in my school luagh and still know how to make combacks

[uli903]

i can make grls laugh but i cant make good comebacks to guys wen they talk sht >.>

[jdm142]

comebacks are for 5th graders. if your confident about your masculinity, what other people say shouldnt have any effect on you. or make you feel the need to make a comeback. because that shows your insecure and the only reason your making a comeback is because youre afraid the girl youre swooping on will think you have a vagina if you let the guy talk shit about you. grow up and turn the other cheek. it'll make the other guy look like a dousche

[uli903]

lol u shud sit in my lunch table u'll kno wut im talkn about

[St223344]

id punch the other guy in the face if hes talking shit in front my girl "turn the other cheek" are you a fucking fag?

[jdm142]

violence is not the answer. i could break your face if i wanted but i'd rather save the drama and turn away

[vandal8906]

punching someone in the face because they called you a fag, actually makes you look like a fag.

[WatchPlayDownload]

@vandal8906 LMFAO!

[Skillzofalot]

There's no need to rub it in everyone's faces. The man who insults you only feels greater satisfaction when you actually admit you're homosexual, or part, as in your case. I'm proud of you for what you are, in some weird ways, if you know what I mean.

[lesssugar1]

the best comebacks to guys are your fists, willingness to fight shows confidence and self worth

[vandal8906]

just say yea your right when they make fun of you, and eventually they will stop, because it will not be funny anymore. If you get mad, or make yourself look like an idiot, they win.

[uli903]

@vandal8906 lol nah we dont ake it serious at the table

[PlayerHater412]

i tried this method and the girl offered to let me touch her vagina.

[redshredder315]

r u serious? ur a lucky man, man

[slashysmasher]

hahaha oh shit thats funny lol

[bigbod4]

wow i will use that next time i need a pat on the shoulder

[teddybear9877410]

wow, stole my heart away? chicks stil fall for that stuff??? seiously, give me an answer

[jessebrito11]

i think i subconsciouslie doe most of this stuf

[harrykurnt]

I'm a dick

[Shiftee88]

"im Dick"

genius

[FromQnz2King]

I noticed you "hear" lol

[marzto]

I feel like he's doing NLP on me haha

[mixedbreed19]

oy, this weird secret code stuff makes me laugh. Trust me, I hear enough about it from a few buddies of mine who follow "PUA" garbage dudes like Mystery, like the bible!! They just dont get it, but are always up to listening to me, for the simple fact that I'm the one who gets the girls, and not them, wonder why?? lol

[marzto]

How old are you and how many girls have you fucked, i guarantee i'm doing better than you. The point is this shit is interesting because you can get girls of REAL quality, like celebrities and shit.

[mixedbreed19]

You present quite an...uncompelling argument here dude. Lol if you havent realized it by now, the advice I just gave you is exactly what women desire. Can u guess now how many girls I've fucked? Can u? haha

[0the0coot0]

While I like this method, this was just too funny:

"I'm Dick."

[Thehappygoluckytime]

i work at a grocery store... sadly, but this would not work people get weirded out very easy and would walk away from this guy thinking hes a crazy person.

[Sa0191]

Old man how long ago were you with a girl younger than you? 50 years ago?

[pinkistoughjj]

hey that just means he has experience :P

[DoccGero]

I tried this in a McDonald's drive-thru. The girl behind the window was too cute. It was a success, even if there were car horns blasting behind me.

[ViLeDeth]

Wow... these guys are AFC... You don't even deserve to type a response to his video.

[mixedbreed19]

you sound like a buddy of mine....afc...pua...nlp...u sound like a nerd....drop the acronyms and wisen up here. Fuck Mystery, fuck all others....all you need to focus on is developing your confidence and masculinity as a man. Develop and refine your personal authority, and noone will be able to fuck with you..............big example...a few of my buddies follow garbagedouches like mystery like the bible....I get girls, they dont....plain and simple lol

[ViLeDeth]

Sounds like you probably bought Mystery products - listen buddy. I used a term known here on a video where most people know it or are becoming familiar with these terms, used to describe an unwanted persona. Angry Frustrated Chump.

I think you meant to be helpful to erase any false hope people have with this stuff ( fortunately this is a fun hobby for me) - true confidence and personal authority are a must for anything to work and you aren't tell me anything new.

Lol mystery....

[mixedbreed19]

@ViLeDeth Dude did u even read my comment? haha. Mystery is a douche who focuses on canned routines and tricks for men to "learn" how to pick up women. Sure ur not hearing anything new beyond being confident and developing personal authority...but my friend, that's what it is all about..

[ViLeDeth]

If anything - I like Ross - he's a funny guy and his stuff wasn't used entirely for fucking girls (I used it for work too, clients became very comfortable with me leading their projects). Before any of this pick up stuff, I was into getting to people's heads. What I got from Ross was another perspective and the rest was me.

I am very into how people think and its fun when you see how you can make a person FORGET what they were looking for or tell a girl a few things that make her pupils dilate.

[amunneheh]

mystery teaches more then that,

about handleing attention, mixing large groups and things like going the extra 20% to get the desired result,

though hes the most famous PUA, he got to be that not by pure chance.