pick up the phone or i kill you

[hannah12girl3]

hahah i watch jeff dunum and when the skelliten on there ackman i love and i pee my pants off.

[benmary9]

@hannah12girl3 if you love him so much why don't you spell his name right?!?!?!?!?!?

[rickythechicken]

achmed: I KEEL YOU!

weird russian guy: no no no in solviot russia me kill you!

[bandfreak457]

i should play that ringtone in class

[MegaSpartan67]

The awkward moment when this goes of in airport security. XD

[burdog309]

@MegaSpartan67 no worries, it's kosher

[Thejessicasingsful]

NO I KEEL YOU!

[SeestarSunrunner]

it sounds more like an italian speaking english than an arabian

[R88kill]

тупые пиндосы

[10newsrox]

👽 Boo Lol!

[buffyslayer30]

FUNNY.

[MaSsiVeGaming1]

i throught it was pick up the pizza or i eat you but now i know its pick up the drone or i rape you

[computergeekman12]

Not my ringtone, boo.

[epicguy123456]

wtf just happend

[MODERNwarfaredude123]

Getting a pizza in the resturant and phones ringing (PICK OPP THE PHONE OR I KILL YOU!!!!!!)

[racridan]

haha

[Nixkix11]

lol.. imagine waiting in a crowded mall line.. & phone rings this..

[burdog309]

life is a puppet show? 

[vizardhoas]

WHAT!!!!

[mathteachkilla77]

I have it as a ringtone sooo lucky ^_^

[hiasaelegenda]

silence i grill u :D

[TheMegashadowfire]

i would love this as a ringtone

[Apollo11222]

Ok OK ill pick up the Phone

[MisticWays]

I find this very racist to Muslims. Another way to stereotype... lol

[Vukish]

@MisticWays After all, Muslim is race.

[MisticWays]

@Vukish Really? Isn't it a lifestyle? -_-

[thejirachifreak]

I lold

[stephen63424]

lol

[coldwar252]

What was the last thing that went through your head? did you see any bright lights or anything? achmed: no nothing like that.jeff: What was the last thing that went through your head?achmed: my ass!

[BabyAlyssaboo]

it's: "I KEEL YOU!"

not i kill you

[kezie666666]

hehe

[larellpierre]

silents!!....................i kill you!!

[CrissySomethin97]

61 people were muslims...

ohhh hoho... i'm so racist....

O-O

[giannab38]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[SuperDelano2000]

thumbs up if u heat a fatr at the very end

[lenkagamine524]

after i clicked on this my phone rang

true story :T

[ilovegames256]

I loved the part where he said, "Pick up the phone or I kill you!"

[liveforlife2494]

Can I please have this as my ringtone now? :D

[xxCrAzYcAnUkxXx]

i thought this was funny when i was 10 but now this isn't even comedy any more its just sad on how adults laugh at this i bet 70% of the people including me aren't adults

[SynGatesLifer]

@xxCrAzYcAnUkxXx ...Ehhh no sorry, they're all adults. 10% are children, the rest are adults. And you've just hit puberty so you want to act "mature" instead of having fun. :P

[xxCrAzYcAnUkxXx]

@SynGatesLifer who said anything about acting i didnt say anything about me liking peanut or that jalapeno pepper guy... i just dont like "Silence!... or i keel you!" besides if you want a funny ass comedian check out dave chappel or kevin hart. why i clicked on this video just to tell people why i dont like it escapes me.

[silverhishin12]

hey do you know where i could download that to my phone for free?

[jeremy49674]

the little terrist that couldnt

[sverio12345]

I always travel with my friend Jack and when we go on the plane I always say to him "Hi Jack" very loud and I get arrested everytime... funny shit...

[NightofDeath95]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLYï WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATï LEASTï 3 VIDEOS U WILLï DIE WITHIN TWO DAYSï UV STARTED READING THIS DONTï STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONEï PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEARï ON THE SCREEN INï BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WORKS

[AnimeLover164]

Haha Achmed sweet. XD

[ILuvGir1234]

HOLY CRAP.

At first cuz it didnt play, i turned it up all the way cuz i thought it wasnt loud enough...

Then it said SILENCE!

I almost got slapped for screaming too loud. ._.

[ILuvGir1234]

@ILuvGir1234 * PICK

not silence lol

[DamianBrantleyfan]

Whoever wants this as a cell phone ringer, raise your hands!*I raise mine*

[Leckeeer]

hahaha, i also got "Unregistered H" in my backpack

[baozeng]

pick up the phone or i keel you

[DeeJayee01]

awwzzz :))



[DamianBrantleyfan]

Yay Achmed!

[Basterd9905]

.????????????????????

[TheSomeoneOnEarth1Hi]

lol i used this as my ringtone and it scared the hell outta me XD

[CheesePuffMadness]

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[SuperAimstermikumiku]

What IS Achmed, anyway?

[DamianBrantleyfan]

@SuperAimstermikumiku one of Jeff Dunham's puppets for his Comedy Central show: "Jeff Dunham controlled chaos."

[Bikerider55555]

my bro has a shirt that says `` Silence, I KEEL YOU!``

[kubbegrabben]

@Bikerider55555 Does it not say ´´I kill you´´?

[Bikerider55555]

@kubbegrabben well its Silence, I KILL YOU! or keel but they make T-Shirts like those anyway so its like ur right and im right!

[zkaymon]

@kubbegrabben No it really says "KEEL YOU!" lol

[encap55]

@kubbegrabben no its KEEL I have it

[96TheJedi]

@kubbegrabben Hahahha

[slapppyisme]

@kubbegrabben no, Becuase he says keel not kill

[PaulisWilliam]

@kubbegrabben I saw that same shirt in the mall. and it says "KEEL" Instead of "kill" Kill sounds scarey, Keel sounds like a joke :P

[Mademoiselle9311]

@kubbegrabben But Jeff Dunham spells it out as "I KEEL YOU" so, no, it wouldn't be written that way.

[GuerrillaMaster]

@kubbegrabben No it does not I have the same one it says KEEL in big red letters and his face on the side. Its pretty cool

[ratelslangen]

@kubbegrabben no

[comradek2021]

@kubbegrabben He probably confused it with "On a STEEK."

[1651kk]

i  haet this vido

[conorrocks7]

@1651kk it hates you too and learn to spell what you meant to say was i *hate this *video

[sverrirhakonarson]

@kubbegrabben hahaha no it says "I KEEL YOU" hahahaha

[1651kk]

@sverrirhakonarson okkk

[1215lovelove]

@Bikerider55555 so do i



[zkaymon]

@Bikerider55555 My dad has that! :D

[canonballs123]

@Bikerider55555 Lots of people do....

[ryuklikessapples]

@Bikerider55555 I have it too!

[LifewithIsa]

@Bikerider55555 I do to!!!!

[Thunderbird457]

@Bikerider55555 haha i used to also

[beautifuldarknessluv]

@Bikerider55555 Aww I want that shirt!! Lol

[00realitycheck]

@Bikerider55555 haha u have 69 thumbs up :D

[tcs75]

@Bikerider55555 : well, that might be funny in a maritime context ;)

[ThePanetone22]

you kill me ??? YOU KILL ME !!! ??? OH MY GOD NO PLEASE I have family and kids *crying*

[KatelynluvsAchmed]

@ThePanetone22 then pick up the phone

[ThePanetone22]

@KatelynluvsAchmed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D: please dont kill me :'(

[flowerpower138]

i dotn wanna pick up ma phone XD

[Conviction4696]

he sounds like C-3PO

[Xxtophfan909xX]

somebody needs to make this into a ringtone, my Samsung Flight is desperate! lol

[isaacman122]

31 people didint pick up the phone

[WiggieWomper]

@poppiefairman lol you gullible fuck

[dayham09]

achmed blew 25 people SKYFUCKINGHIGH

[robloxbang1]

making fun of a terrorist will only get them to make more terror

[Pysco0]

keep pressing 4 to hiccup

[DarkSpyronoid]

thumbs up if (silince PICK UP THE PHONE

[gabbiedoglover11]

XD if a police came and someone called you lol the police will be like WAT THE FUCK

[shadow3141]

how are you gonna dislike achmed, he is the most lovable terrorist there is!! give him some love, after all he did have a pre-mature detonation

[lonewolfsinger2k]

@shadow3141 Yeah, you know how that is right, F.E.M.A or should i call you Hurricane. love those guys.

[ihkonparas]

Fuckoff My Nokia get mad because i put this to ringtone

[Jmeanz2369]

I played this, and my phone immediately rang. Needless to say I picked it up.

[GalladeXtreme]

@Jmeanz2369 +1 Internet.

[14demonhunter]

how do you get this ringtone?

[whissmaster9900]

11 people didnt pick up the phone

[SuckerMc140]

@whissmaster9900 11 people didnt make it to the phone lol

[whissmaster9900]

@whissmaster9900 i really dont thing thats achmed

[TheSuperJon10000]

9 people got killed

[arabhero10]

Great ringtone to have in the airport... lol

[ridonkulousmachetes3]

@arabhero10 or on the plane

[spartan12339]

@arabhero10 my uncle ringtone says he has a bomb!! he got arrested but he works with the government so they let him go just made sure he changed his ringtone

[dashadowdogg]

@arabhero10 AHAHAH

[twilightfan0fedward]

XD

[TheSkullkilla22]

thats not the real achmed thats just a nother guy

[ToastMaster623]

truly I was pretty sure of what I was expecting here

[lamsgvn213]

wasted 6 seconds of my life

[megalextv]

best 6 seconds of my life

[alexanderooze7]

kill u!