A Message from the Angry German Kid/Der Echte Gangster

[glicthguy]

When it said wacth my videos but u will have to learn german or use a translator how about u learn English or use a translator?

[Andykwong632]

0:15

[MaherZainFansClub]

WPLS TV IS

WORLD PEOPLE LIKE SEX

[PolskaRezystans]

@MaherZainFansClub Not really, but it is true that people around the world like sex.

[ihtiandrus777]

@PolskaRezystans sorry are these real subtitles

[PolskaRezystans]

@ihtiandrus777 No, but they're not supposed to be,

[NickStoneX]

If you hear Leopold talking loudly in some lines that's German accent, not some psycho problems.

[Realgod64]

The translation is FAIL!!! greetz from Germany :))

[PolskaRezystans]

@Realgod64 You are BLOCKED!!! greetz from the US of Fuckin' A :))

[Stormbreaker572]

@PolskaRezystans and you are an idiot!!! greetz from germany again

[Centaurian0190]

he sounds different in this video

[mythplatypuspwned]

is that really the correct translation?

[PolskaRezystans]

@mythplatypuspwned No, it's just a parody. However, some people think it was an attempt at a real translation.

[mythplatypuspwned]

@PolskaRezystans so...do u know a video of this with the correct translation?

[PolskaRezystans]

@mythplatypuspwned watch?v=CTo8fRxXc1A

[mythplatypuspwned]

@PolskaRezystans thanx ^^

[Stormbreaker572]

@mythplatypuspwned no it isn´t and this kid is a bit crazy

greetz from germany

[manta567]

nice translation, a few mistakes but overall......

[evilkiller108]

retsgnaG = diK namreG yrgnA

[PolskaRezystans]

@evilkiller108 !revelc yreV

[evilkiller108]

@PolskaRezystans pu si dessem draobyek ym

[PolskaRezystans]

@evilkiller108 .enim si oS

[IAmTheChickMagnet]

translation = epic fail!

[PolskaRezystans]

@IAmTheChickMagnet Buh-bye!

[veldmar]

I speak German and those translations are utmost shit, they have nothing to do with what he's saying.

[PolskaRezystans]

@veldmar Get the fuck outta heah, kid!

[aznanjelxoxo]

you knowhe acts kinda calm this time not yellin :D

[Christopher7871]

hey i want this video like in his voice but speaking english.

[PolskaRezystans]

@Christopher7871 Believe it or not, there's actually a video of this kid where he speaks English.

[Killingzone99]

@PolskaRezystans omg where

[PolskaRezystans]

@Killingzone99 watch?v=hUHosYwagJA

[imherelol]

fuck that idiot kid dumbass nazi

[bubbajay716]

@imherelol dont call him a nazi

[imherelol]

@bubbajay716 why not NAZI

LOL U MAD ?

[VaGaEl]

fake! trust me i can speak german & i mean real german

[chiqabonita92]

who translated this crap not one word is correct xD

[MasterofPokemonGing]

intro funny lol

[TheCrolos]

spellerrrrrrrrrrrrr

[828fa]

when he laughs he sounds like an idiot

[StardollsBobBryarfan]

I've translated some of these videos.

[PolskaRezystans]

@StardollsBobBryarfan OK, I'll check 'em out.

[cantolub1]

Me acabo de enterar de la verdadera historia de tu video mas famoso. Enhorabuena por tu sentido del humor.

Sigue con él.

[1BBG2]

translation sucks hard ...

"Leopold" never said anything about Nazis or anything <.<

[madmijk]

@1BBG2 mhm... he also says something like a "three-week therapy" and some things about Amsterdam, but nope, it's not subbed...

[jakexdk]

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGHGGHH­!!!

[GIMMA96]

sick americans

[insideoutnoob]

famous for being an idiot

[frankenstein605]

0:48 Nice Kappa shirt

[jaxenlabs]

Danny isn't dead! Search "Return Of The Tourettes Guy."

[Tommy541TV]

He is dead he died in a car crash

[PolskaRezystans]

Really? You sure about this?

[Tommy541TV]

Yea sadly.He was my idol.I heard it on many videos.And I went to his blog and his parents said he was dead

[GIMMA96]

@Tommy541TV

no you assfucka

[xxaldofraijoxx]

@Tommy541TV no man he injured a school partners then he kill himself

[rOXsTaaR]

@Tommy541TV

absolutly wrong. He is alive, he stopped filiming cause he was mobbed very hard

[imherelol]

@Tommy541TV how do u know lol this is internet

[ewilliamsrules2]

Danny ain't dead

[Northbay47]

this is guy is a stupid shiT

[MariPaDS]

Great video! 5/5

Good translation too.

[francisjairam]

I think its great to

[octa231]

Yah!

[Chrysos95]

that is the worst translation i ever see

[StiefelknechtSuXX]

the translation is just made-up

greetz from germany

[PolskaRezystans]

You're blocked.

Greetz from the Poland-USA connection.

[BarneyCelhoun]

Make some better videos please.

They are a little boring but good to see.

[tehnoobworld5]

im polish to but i cant reallyy type polish will you add me?

[smackdown1233]

is that correct translation? and did he really send message to people?

[PolskaRezystans]

It's not the correct translation, it's one I did for fun. However, he is sending some sort of message to people.

[smackdown1233]

hmm okay i love ur vids and looks like leopold sended message to people stop making angry german kid but keep making it then leopold will shit his pants xD

[austinsalerno]

@PolskaRezystans Get pooped on LOLZ

[PolskaRezystans]

@austinsalerno What the hell?

[austinsalerno]

@PolskaRezystans i dont know...

[NNammusic]

epic translation fail

[gamerman001]

poor dog. its probably trying not to shit itself.

[Dillano25]

Please make real subs Then you get 5 stars Its for now on 3

[Dillano25]

1:38 HUH HUH LOL

[lordalix]

that dog is so cute !! OMG

[smile2lisa]

the translation isn't right!

[PolskaRezystans]

Shut up, foo!

[06hurdwp]

You're just a polish guy who's angry at Germans because of WW2, you disgrace this boy by making false translations. FAG.

[PolskaRezystans]

stop whit wank over jeremy cockson

[jakubgil]

Lol ... If u were Pole you would know why are we angry for them. Please visit Wikipedia and write there Adolf Hitler ... I womder if u know what he exactly did ... Try to think like a pole ;p

[computerguy12345]

Hey angry german kid did you actually smash your keyboard up? and you a good actor

Poor keyboard :'(

[DSCraze]

Also, wow. I cant believe Microsoft Sam pronounces "crotch" as "crows nest"

[PolskaRezystans]

It only does that with the built-in Microsoft speech synthesizer. If you download Sam's voice for Speakonia, then he pronounces it correctly.

[DSCraze]

Ive seen every AVGN video, and im sure he didnt say "I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhoea dump in my ear than join the Nazi's." Unless its modified to the context of "Rather do this than that"

[nerdboyxx]

XD that was funny rofl

[chinoto69]

if the subtitles are fake then what is he saying ???????/

[plungepool]

Jesus, how stupid are all you fools who don't realise that this was a joke.

Christ, you bring me to the point of despair - it's TOTALLY obvious ffs.

Did you also think that the Hitler Bunker vids were bad translations?

[PLATOON72]

The subtitles are fake! Blame!!

[AliBoulalaSTP]

boah hoert mir auf mit so nem scheiss video...da sind mir die originalen echte gangsta videos lieber... auch wenns nen spacko is.

[moderator500]

i noe alot about cars. DO NOT test me on cars ppl plz

[laptoplover2]

Did Angry German Kid actually bang his real computer keyboard?

[PolskaRezystans]

Well, he did actually hit his keyboard in that video, but I'm not sure how the keyboard fared.

[yuukichan099]

wat time did he

hit it??? i didn't

catch it???

[karmapd]

Those three weeks of therapy in Amsterdam did him good. LOL LOL how cool is that!

[legonas4444]

am worried if he gets angry and beat dogs ass :'(

[jackpotgirl1789]

poor dog! =)

[crashmakergirl]

haha. wasn des für ne scheis-übersetzung?!? XD

wie geil

[AGKParodyHolic13]

I'll keep the Tourettes Guy in memory by sayin what he said

[kirstyms03]

wait this aint the correct thingys he said that he serious about the video game its got nothing todowith reviewing crappy games :S ernst = serious

@ 2:56

[aIpusdotaKOR]

0:13 - 0:36 u guys thick tiklis in dalaran dick transform

this is correct translation in that number and its not fake ill tell these to other people

[DaneTheDude2]

WTF WTF WTF WTF?!?! Tourettes Guy died?! :(

[PolskaRezystans]

Unfortunately, yes :(

[Rsrocks412]

it's spelled "Echter Gangster"

[Stianfred]

It's a fake background

[fishjohnburg]

3:44 LOL AVGNS HEAD EXPLODED

[tebayass]

that text under it doesnt match with what he said!!

[PolskaRezystans]

That text is going to kill your whole family.

[POSTAGEBAG]

yea but it doesnt....

[PolskaRezystans]

Look, no one cares if the translation is wrong. It's a parody, mmmkay?

[K0attack]

Watch my video about Angry German Kid's important message.

[iHATEburberry]

crotch

[fishjohnburg]

agk hates avgn

[simmefreak18]

this translation is extremly wrong

[PolskaRezystans]

You're extremly [sic] blocked, n00b.

[Cognac009]

the translation is wrong xD

[akstylish]

Is there any way to contact him? I want to play unreal tournament with him.

[DXSnakeEater]

lol that was a long time ago, XD

[akstylish]

aww :( I wanted to hear him screaming and smashing keyboard everytime I fragged him. XD

[BartThaRapKing]

zle to prszetlumaczyles koless...

[darksniper92]

On to wie, to bylo specjalnie tak przetlumaczono.

[jacklozi]

This kid laughs like a winded jackal or something

[DXSnakeEater]

no kidding man, his laugh makes you want rotflmfbo (Rolling on the floor laughing my freaking butt off)

[evantrude]

i know german i learn it alot in high school plus if you dont care then sssssooooooooorrryy i didnt know you were not interested god...............

[Mov1es4You]

LOOOWL WRONG TRANSLATION BITCHES!

[PolskaRezystans]

LOOOWL YOU SUCK ASSHOLE!

[glitchmasta1]

yeah hes right

[Deawoo619]

PolskaRezystans you are an son of a bitch

[PolskaRezystans]

Deawoo619, why did you call me that?

[TamuroBros321]

It's a spoof, you know. IT'S A FREAKIN' SPOOF!

[UnIsTiLe]

and English xD :

Boa where is your problem xD

Translated anything wrong ... Terrifying ...

Use Google language tool ... then you see that Amsterdam is not Nazi -,-

I THINK YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST GERMANY RIGHT? THAT YOU KNOW IT ... GERMANY ISNT NAZI ANYMORE BECASUE IT was last 1940? AND THE germany "NOW" HAVE "NOTHING" ABOUT WITH THIS FU**ING NAZIS ! Noob.

And when i missunderstanded you what i dont think ... THEN sry =) xD

But when you Translate ... then right please -,-

[PolskaRezystans]

I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what you're trying for. No, I have nothing against Germany, and I'm not saying they're Nazis at all.

Are you also trying to tell me I translated the video wrong? If so, you can get punished for that.

P.S., no offense, but DoReMiIsMyGod has better English than you.

[TamuroBros321]

There already IS a freaking video with the CORRECT translation. Oh my god... we all friggin' know AGK is really playing Unreal Tournament! IT IS A SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!

[UnIsTiLe]

German : Boa wo liegt dein Problem xD

Übersetzt alles falsch ... Heftige ...

Benutz Google Sprachtool ... dann siehst du dass Amsterdam nicht Nazi heißt -,-

Sob jetzt benutz ich ma des Sprachtool damit du das auch verstehst... :

Polish :

Boa gdzie jest twój problem xD

Przetłumaczone nic złego ... Straszne ...

Użyj narzędzia Google język ... Następnie widać, że Amsterdam nie jest nazistowskich -,-

[DZElement]

Alles falsch überstezt -.-

[JSOhua2334]

sry but the subtitles are incorrect in the whole video he dont say nazi

[PolskaRezystans]

Bye bye!

[MaxxwellTheLegend]

He Wants to say u something... whaaaat do you want to doooo. tell me what you want to do(laugh). Im not anymore dependent of computer games.now follows a german saying you cant understand it and i cant translate it :" ja ich habe die maus an den nagel gehängt höhöhö hab ich eigentlich gar nich aba das sagt man so !!!! lolwie geil ist das denn ?"

[MaxxwellTheLegend]

Cause he liked sausages and pigmeat. Then He made a therapy and now he only likes beef (laugh)lol.yes my sweety yes.yes now were healed and we feel good.Yes we love each other.Well,yea it was great in amsterdam a three week therapy because of dependence(laugh). Meanwhile i played unreal tournament thousand times! Those were the days!

[MaxxwellTheLegend]

Ahahah Hello Friends My Name is Leopold. I was indeent of Computer Games but then I made a therapy in amsterdam. And Now im feeling good again. (funny laugh)lol. And now i have a new hobby. Where he went ? Hello ? This is Leopold. He has the same name like me (stupid laugh).What a fortune. He made a therapy in Amsterdam too.

[PolskaRezystans]

Thank you so much for the correct translation!

[Felix8Steiner7GER9]

the subtitles are incorrect !

[PolskaRezystans]

Jackass

[revolutionpunkz]

HE laughs often in this video

[terriblestench]

he laughs like a fucktard french-english dictionary

[revolutionpunkz]

yea, FUCK U!!!!!!!!

[UltimateAlpachix]

Got anything better to do than put false translations, and insult an actor that merely pretended to be an addict just for our entertainment?

YES, I did read before posting, not gonna work out..

[PolskaRezystans]

Got anything better to do than completely disregard the regulations?

P.S., I'm not insulting Leopold!

[Southpark124]

man get the original man I hate this gay version

[revolutionpunkz]

U GAY

[Soepa1337]

.... Are serously peopelr etarded now days?

READ THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION. 1. Do not say "wrong translation" or "he's playing Unreal Tournament" or crap like that. We know that, dumbass! It's merely a parody with new subtitles & footage! However, this one has never had correct English subtitles applied to it, so if you know what he's saying, please post one with correct subtitles! JUST LIKE THE MOVIE, ITS FALSE SUBTITLES, BUT ITS MEANING IT SHALL BE FUN. You got a brain, use it.

[PolskaRezystans]

Exactly right, man!

However, people rarely give me this "wrong translation" bullshit nowadays. I guess most people got smart.

[Mastkeiler]

omgwtfbbq!! this translation is completely false! who did that fucking shit with nazi? he didn't say ANYTHING that has to do with it, the only thing thats translated correctly is the first sentence. -.-

he is telling about he has got a therapy against his computer-addiction and now he and his doggy are happy and healthy bla bla bla...

BUT NOT THE SHIT THAT IS WRITTEN IN THE SUBTITLES!!! some of you britains will never learn to leave the nazi-times behind. we are innocent to our past!

[PolskaRezystans]

Fuck you Baltimore! If you're dumb enough to blather on about the translation, you're a big enough schmuck to go fuck yourself!

But seriously, here's the deal: 1. I know it's not a real translation. 2. I'm not British. 3. You're mega-blocked for breaking the rules.

Sigh...and just when it seemed that people had learned not to do that anymore...

[Soepa1337]

he says lol after is HUHUHUUHHU LOL. x)

[Yukobo]

0:34 - 0:37

Sounds like a fkin demon!

[PunkPrincessAnnalise]

hmm he laughs kinda funny...

[InternetPerson9191]

his penis on the national TV? Not right...

[pablosonicfan]

is this rly correct translation?

[PolskaRezystans]

No. All I know about the real translation is that it's about Leopold making some sort of comeback.

[deathwaterkeg]

are u leopold?

[PolskaRezystans]

No.

[roomzs]

seriously..he's so stupid... :S

btw: wrong translation...

[PolskaRezystans]

btw: You're blocked.

[AmeliaKate09]

I'm not convinced lol jk

[PolskaRezystans]

Nice save!

[AmeliaKate09]

lol

[rooster5man]

his voice got deeper, unless he wants to sound big and stupid

[PolskaRezystans]

He's grown up a bit in this video.

[Dakoscha]

the translation sucks

[azjol94]

yap it does

[mick149]

the translator sucks

[PolskaRezystans]

It's not supposed to be an accurate translation.

[killaclonws702]

lol u made that translation up

[PolskaRezystans]

Normally, you'd be blocked, but I see that you have a correctly-translated Der Echte Gangster video in your favorites, so I'll let you go.

[liljames2k]

ey fuck you nigger!!! i can speak german and he don't said: "im not a nazi!!"

idiot!

[PolskaRezystans]

BLOCKHAMMER

[bluemagic]

all marked as spam.. losers.. lame.. bitch..

[kooltomh]

that aint a proper translation, i know german