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  • ' I already gave you the horn ' hyeh hyeh hyeh

  • can anybody even see the dislike bar?

  • Jesse, Delphine used to be an adventurer like you, but then she got a life.

  • i love the pic @ begining of the vid :D

    lol'd hard lol'd harder after i saw the whole thing :))

  • LOL Now jesse knows how it feels to be lizzie =P

  • LOL! I feel like i`m watching LOTR 2 TOWERS! They run through the entire video! :)

  • at 7:32 did he say it's getting late or let's get laid to the kid ??

  • Everyone that thinks I'm wrong look at the what I KNOW is a fox but you THINK it's a bunny at 39:12 you could see it doesn't have long ears and is running NOT hopping. Jesse please back me up here.

  • @MegaGoofandArtist567 Yeah, that's a rabbit. It's hopping.

  • I like the fact that Alduin is to damn lazy to fight DOVAKHIIN DRAGONBORN

  • @ashyzVIDZ You do know that Dovahkiin means dragonbron, right? So you said it double.

  • i can explain this episode in three words- Lets Get Flowers

  • anyone elses start shouting at the screen when he didnt notice the KATANAS!

  • I find it hilarious at the end Delphine says "My gut tells me it can't be anyone else." One: Doesn't this already set off warning flag. "I have no evidence, but I KNOW it's them." Then she says the most retarded thing ever. " The empire captured Ulfric. The war was basically over. Then a dragon attacks, Ulfric escapes, and the war is back on. And now the dragons attack everywhere. Skyrim and the Empire are weakened. Who else gains besides the Thalmor?" How about Ulfric fucking Stormcloak?

  • the second the dragon said "krii"my mind immediately went to Stargate and the Goa'uld command "Kree Jaffa!"

  • As soon as he found out she might be in the blades. I immediatly think KILL HER.

  • First Jesse foils Sven's plans to be with Camila then beats him up in front of her while he's at work... Gee Jesse way to take away his manhood.

  • @anandereiraj4 no it was a 100% fox i swear, you just didn't look closely.

  • Why is the top commet "Did anyone else see the fox after Jesse absord the dragon LOL?"

    ...when it was only Physics Rabbit...

  • 12 person do not have a fox spirit

  • damm you forget the book of the dragonborn

    =)

  • @OMFGcata jesse the one u was to marrige was the one who called moria who hired the thugs

  • Hey jesse when you join the war choose wisley lol The imperials give better stuff but the guards are dushbages. Stormcloaks are nice but armor and weapons suck.

  • @ApocalypticVids the stormcloaks they are not nice they are racist

  • why was the dragon not a skeleton

  • Salon Style jesse <3

  • I just realized that when you're talking to Delphine, there's a Star Wars reference in one of the chat options.

  • OMG 18:20 HE FORGOT THE BLADES SWORD!!

  • @ConfuzionCthulhu OH MY BUTT IS CLENCHING!!!whatever

  • Delphine is definitely the most annoying character in Skyrim.

  • 39:45 "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" I lol'd so hard at the Kindergarten Cop reference!

  • The Butcher is a sadistic creature

  • Should of killed the imperial soliders!!

  • fox is the Gman of skyrim!

  • GO TEAM DOVAHKIIN!!!

  • I messed this part up and was hiding behind rocks shooting alduin with arrows while I missed the cut scene

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  • he forgot the katana at the inn

  • thumbs up if you hate sopa

  • the gourmet will be out of buisness soon

  • HEH HEH HEh!!! large sack <3

  • am i the only one who knows the the drunken quest is based of of the movie "The Hangover

  • @du8u8u8o No it's a really obvious Similarity, I don't know if it's an egg or not tho

  • no you skiped one of the funniest suprises evar

  • what i never would have guest that Jesse was so awesome that he can use garlic for enchanting

  • ohh your friendly local drug selling orc

  • Heh, crackhead wood elf.

  • jesse on the wall she took u to theres a really nice katana on the other weapon rack

  • The resolution is simple... Kill Alduin, and you will stop the dragons. I'm sure its not that simple, though...

  • Why the F does this video pause to buffer all of the time T^T i just want to watch Jesse play...

  • at 25:05 fox

  • jesse should have totally bought some of that tree sap from the orc... he needs it for a quest, after all

  • does the orc that sells skooma move around?

  • 12:00 Daggerfall music!

  • Did anyone else see the fox after Jesse absord the dragon LOL?

  • @MegaGoofandArtist567 You mean a bunny

  • @MegaGoofandArtist567 Pretty sure that was just a rabbit.

  • @MegaGoofandArtist567

    That was a rabbit, dumb fuck.

  • @MegaGoofandArtist567

    Folaas togaat, bein mey.

  • @MegaGoofandArtist567 no but i saw the rabbit...

  • 21:19

    The guy looks like a canibal.

  • check at the backround at 41:40 BIG FOOT......or a mamooth

  • @aigiafuxiaful well, mammoths have big feet, so I guess they count.

  • lmfao inter wolf couple....NICE!!!!

  • New comedy: The Adventures of Jess and Lizzie

  • Pause @ 10:50 lol she's possessed

  • Jesse Y U kill black wolf first?

  • Get the Amulet of Mara in Rioften and get married!

  • "River, White Wood-Runner" is my spirit name.

    True story.

  • FUS RA DAH TO ALL PEOPLE

  • @shimbo42 i believe the correct term is fus ro dah

  • i like long walks like this you dont have to do them, i just wanna say that i dont mind them

  • Jesse and Lizze. Epic Bromance

  • @lmadia93 i think he forgot its a girl

  • @lmadia93 i meant to say he for got that its a boy

  • Just saying but im thinking of saving lizzy from dark water pass just to marry him ;P

  • it was a interwolful couple!

  • 4:36 Lizzy's face is all 'Oh no she didn't!'

  • Thanks guys I already see that he read that before...i only forgot :D

  • waiiit a second how do u get the ability to be able to marry someone??

  • @rulrofdlphns You have to get an amulet of Mara, go to the temple of Mara in Riften and ask to buy one from a priest there. Then put on the necklace and talk to people and see the new dialogue options.

  • @R3V3NGE You also need a house

  • @kuriboh400 It's better to have a house of your own, but you don't need one in order to get married since you have the option to move in to your spouses house.

  • The guy who interrupts Jesse right at the beginning sounds very familiar........

  • he killed the bandit 'cause he's never heard of the gourmet!

  • OMG JESSE GET THE BOOK ON THE DRAGONBORN!!!!!!!

  • damn i just mute you jesse

  • Laughed SO HARD at 25:18 XD The silence completes it =D

  • Hey Jesse. Farkas. He is a werewolf.

  • Jesse!!!! Where is Allie!??!

  • necromacer dragon nice

  • PLAY DEAD ROLL OVER

  • It's funny because I've killed foxy thousands of times. Every time he shows up I kill him and take his foxy loots.

  • @7007King0770 You Bastard!!

  • Wait a minute. Dragons are coming back to life, and isn't there a dragon under dragonsreach? Sorry if Jesse realizes this later in the episode. I stopped in the middle so I wouldn't forget.

  • Derkeethus looks like the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU guy with that helmet!

  • I love Derkeethus's face in the end.

    Those eyes were like, "What da eff just went down?"

  • u shoud shout at that dragon

  • when are u gonna sell stuff

  • "He he, large sack ^^" couldn't have said that better :D

  • YOU FORGOT THE EBONY BLADE

  • I swear Jesse has the lowest like to dislike ratios..

  • @Lashb1ade P

  • YOU MUST PROVE YOUR WORTH BY BEATING UP A BARD! lolz

  • Lizzy seems to be on drugs those eyes

  • @XplosiveA307T

    REAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYY....i have 38 XBOX games and 10 PS3 games and all of em have bugs and glitches

  • this should be a seperrate episode called: "long walks in Skyrim with Jesse"

  • Wow I've never seen a dragon crash before.

  • jesse is like russian having 4 EXwives (said in really bad russian accent)

  • Y U NO PICK CREEP CLUSTER

  • i laughed so hard when the fox came running by when you were looting the guy xD

  • Omg it's an emo Idra!

  • I missed Trish chiming in to tell Jesse what he screwed up.

  • When Jesse went 'it's attacking' mimicking the woman, I said it as well at the EXACT SAME TIME.

  • @XplosiveA307T Yes, because xbox and ps3 games are never bugged...lol...they dont support mods tho

  • hehe.. large sack

  • Missed the sword on the wall in the inn

  • 23:33 I thought he was gonna say "This place is forever alone!" for some reason

  • Foxy cleopatra !

  • "I went with scaled" He had elven...scaled is a tier down from elven if im not mistaken, isnt it leather - scaled leather - elven - "light steel" - glass - dragon?

  • @Bladenavor there's no light steel.. lol. and no, its leather, elven, scaled, glass, and dragonscale

  • That fox is even more amusing when you consider Japanese mythology. Especially if it turns out to be the mischievous sort that's just messing with Jesse's mind. XD

  • @XplosiveA307T *Facepalms* I tthink he does. If no then GET A DA** XBOX JESSE!

  • 38:40 " WELCOME TO EARF!" -Will Smith

  • Jesse Cox; killing interracial couples since EP22.

  • Have I missed an episode somewhere along? I don't know anything about a ring...

  • @Munno22 it was the drunk quest, jesse didnt know anything about the ring either

  • I'd like to call the Fox Jesse too.

    So we have Jesse Cox AND Jesse Fox :)

  • Salon stylist Jesse...I'm not sure weather I should be offended or aroused....

  • Oh! Skyrim is 200 years after the events of Oblivion... Stupid me.

  • Salon stylist jesse all day every day, omg.

  • Man,Blades and Empire ruled in Oblivion...seems they have fallen hard because of fucking elves.

  • the fox guides you to your quest objective, its in their ancient laws

  • When did Jesse put points into Lockpicking?:O

  • Mammoth in background at 41:43 :L

  • That whole "inter-wolf couple" thing made me CRACK UP XD

  • Fus-Welcome

    Ro-to

    Dah-SKYRIM

  • Uh....I decided to pick up on Jesse's series at this video after I stopped watching them.

    Based on the beginning, I'd say I missed something.

  • Anybody else thing dragon speak sounds like huttese?

  • JOIN THE STORM CLOAKS!!!

  • JESSE!!! Y U NO TAKE BLADES SWORD ON WALL OF DELPHINES HSECRET ROOM!?!?!?!?

  • Jesse, kill the drug dealers and take there skooma heuheuheuheuheu

  • I missed the blades sword jesse iy one handed

  • you had a better companion quest. i had to beat up a woman......

  • Jesse made Ysolda mad now he has to choose between Butterface and Lizzy

  • looks like this dragon is a Dragonreborn

  • I swear if i hear him complain that he is carrying to much i will rage. Because if he seriously finds something useful and its too heavy for him to carry i will only say that he's probably being weighed down by the freakin flowers, dragon flys, mushrooms, etc.

  • @MinecraftoholikThe Book of the Dragonborn was at the escape from helgen. I think he rad it there.

  • 16:02 *This is for me to remember where I was at in the video.*

  • 1 day, that fox will die, and jesse will avenge him while somehow keeping up with the storyline

  • anyone else think foxy brown sounds like a porn star name?

  • 29:40 the moment that jesse stopped picking flowers

  • Haven't had skyrim for a week -.- borrowed it to one of my friends :P (wich, by the whay, is a girll ;) )

  • damit jesse you missed the blades sword in her secret room

  • lol the dragon crashed and it was acting all badass when it did

  • I Dont Think Jesse Realizes That The Woman At The Beginning Sells Rings :L '

  • Cant*

  • Errr bad weqther where i live raining all the time so my internet is shit and i watch THE VIDIOS!!!

  • what episode was it when sam got him drunk?

  • if u would ht the refresh button he already had the sword numb nuts @mabz9

  • has anyone noticed that jesse says "O Damn " after every kill?

    just an observation

  • Vegeta, what does the Scouter say about his Flower Level?

    It's over nine THOUUSAND!

  • GET THE BLADE SWORD IN DELPHINE'S HAUSE

  • I used to be a adventurer like you, Then i took a plastic bag to the face.

    

  • WHY! TELL ME WHY! WHY did't you take/read the Book of Dragonborn! TELL ME!

  • @Minecraftoholik Didn't he read it in the beginning?

  • @Minecraftoholik he did in the first episode its in the torture room

  • @Minecraftoholik i think you get that book in the begining, so he probly have it

  • @Minecraftoholik because he went through it in the first or second video

  • @Minecraftoholik  he read it in the very first episode

  • @Minecraftoholik

    i think he already took it in the tutorial part. there's one in full sight in the torture chamber.

  • @Minecraftoholik he probably already has it in his collection

  • @Minecraftoholik He already did read it, its the first book you see in the game, during the torture room.

  • @Minecraftoholik Probably because he already read it, y'know because it's actually the very first book you come across in the game.

  • When she said "Keep an eye on the sky" Who else thought of the bedtime prayer from Reign of Fire?

    "What do we do when we wake?

    Keep both eyes on the sky.

    What do we do when we sleep?

    Keep one eye on the sky.

    What do we do when we see him?

    Dig hard. Dig deep. Run for shelter.

    And never. Look. Back...