Everyone that thinks I'm wrong look at the what I KNOW is a fox but you THINK it's a bunny at 39:12 you could see it doesn't have long ears and is running NOT hopping. Jesse please back me up here.
I find it hilarious at the end Delphine says "My gut tells me it can't be anyone else." One: Doesn't this already set off warning flag. "I have no evidence, but I KNOW it's them." Then she says the most retarded thing ever. " The empire captured Ulfric. The war was basically over. Then a dragon attacks, Ulfric escapes, and the war is back on. And now the dragons attack everywhere. Skyrim and the Empire are weakened. Who else gains besides the Thalmor?" How about Ulfric fucking Stormcloak?
Hey jesse when you join the war choose wisley lol The imperials give better stuff but the guards are dushbages. Stormcloaks are nice but armor and weapons suck.
@rulrofdlphns You have to get an amulet of Mara, go to the temple of Mara in Riften and ask to buy one from a priest there. Then put on the necklace and talk to people and see the new dialogue options.
@kuriboh400 It's better to have a house of your own, but you don't need one in order to get married since you have the option to move in to your spouses house.
Wait a minute. Dragons are coming back to life, and isn't there a dragon under dragonsreach? Sorry if Jesse realizes this later in the episode. I stopped in the middle so I wouldn't forget.
"I went with scaled" He had elven...scaled is a tier down from elven if im not mistaken, isnt it leather - scaled leather - elven - "light steel" - glass - dragon?
That fox is even more amusing when you consider Japanese mythology. Especially if it turns out to be the mischievous sort that's just messing with Jesse's mind. XD
I swear if i hear him complain that he is carrying to much i will rage. Because if he seriously finds something useful and its too heavy for him to carry i will only say that he's probably being weighed down by the freakin flowers, dragon flys, mushrooms, etc.
' I already gave you the horn ' hyeh hyeh hyeh
tkellaway 8 hours ago
can anybody even see the dislike bar?
UltraCocoa 9 hours ago
Jesse, Delphine used to be an adventurer like you, but then she got a life.
0Tanaka0 4 days ago
i love the pic @ begining of the vid :D
lol'd hard lol'd harder after i saw the whole thing :))
sashpeto 5 days ago
LOL Now jesse knows how it feels to be lizzie =P
TheGamegamer0 5 days ago in playlist Skyrim
LOL! I feel like i`m watching LOTR 2 TOWERS! They run through the entire video! :)
Arsa1986 1 week ago in playlist Skyrim
at 7:32 did he say it's getting late or let's get laid to the kid ??
MrSpankyxx 1 week ago in playlist Season TES5
Everyone that thinks I'm wrong look at the what I KNOW is a fox but you THINK it's a bunny at 39:12 you could see it doesn't have long ears and is running NOT hopping. Jesse please back me up here.
MegaGoofandArtist567 1 week ago
@MegaGoofandArtist567 Yeah, that's a rabbit. It's hopping.
snailzillascreator 4 days ago in playlist Season TES5
I like the fact that Alduin is to damn lazy to fight DOVAKHIIN DRAGONBORN
ashyzVIDZ 1 week ago
@ashyzVIDZ You do know that Dovahkiin means dragonbron, right? So you said it double.
M3vinOfficial 1 week ago
i can explain this episode in three words- Lets Get Flowers
yold32 1 week ago in playlist Skyrim
anyone elses start shouting at the screen when he didnt notice the KATANAS!
TwoStickmen 1 week ago in playlist Skyrim
I find it hilarious at the end Delphine says "My gut tells me it can't be anyone else." One: Doesn't this already set off warning flag. "I have no evidence, but I KNOW it's them." Then she says the most retarded thing ever. " The empire captured Ulfric. The war was basically over. Then a dragon attacks, Ulfric escapes, and the war is back on. And now the dragons attack everywhere. Skyrim and the Empire are weakened. Who else gains besides the Thalmor?" How about Ulfric fucking Stormcloak?
GreatlyLovable 1 week ago
the second the dragon said "krii"my mind immediately went to Stargate and the Goa'uld command "Kree Jaffa!"
PopeKurt 1 week ago in playlist OMFG: Skyrim [Part 10] - Quests! More Quests!
As soon as he found out she might be in the blades. I immediatly think KILL HER.
dropship8 1 week ago in playlist Season TES5
First Jesse foils Sven's plans to be with Camila then beats him up in front of her while he's at work... Gee Jesse way to take away his manhood.
ohsooewan 2 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
@anandereiraj4 no it was a 100% fox i swear, you just didn't look closely.
MegaGoofandArtist567 2 weeks ago
Why is the top commet "Did anyone else see the fox after Jesse absord the dragon LOL?"
...when it was only Physics Rabbit...
sly5001 2 weeks ago
12 person do not have a fox spirit
tototheturtle1 2 weeks ago
damm you forget the book of the dragonborn
=)
MineMove 2 weeks ago
@OMFGcata jesse the one u was to marrige was the one who called moria who hired the thugs
ost634 2 weeks ago
Hey jesse when you join the war choose wisley lol The imperials give better stuff but the guards are dushbages. Stormcloaks are nice but armor and weapons suck.
ApocalypticVids 2 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
@ApocalypticVids the stormcloaks they are not nice they are racist
34meph 2 weeks ago
why was the dragon not a skeleton
bertkerstens 3 weeks ago
Salon Style jesse <3
Duckliee 3 weeks ago
I just realized that when you're talking to Delphine, there's a Star Wars reference in one of the chat options.
Fr1tzy687 3 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
OMG 18:20 HE FORGOT THE BLADES SWORD!!
ConfuzionCthulhu 3 weeks ago
@ConfuzionCthulhu OH MY BUTT IS CLENCHING!!!whatever
666Shinedown 3 weeks ago
Delphine is definitely the most annoying character in Skyrim.
MartianDiscoFish 4 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
39:45 "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" I lol'd so hard at the Kindergarten Cop reference!
Samsam2992 4 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
The Butcher is a sadistic creature
dphamler 1 month ago
Should of killed the imperial soliders!!
bobertini32 1 month ago
fox is the Gman of skyrim!
ThatGamingNerd 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
GO TEAM DOVAHKIIN!!!
littlebigheroman 1 month ago
I messed this part up and was hiding behind rocks shooting alduin with arrows while I missed the cut scene
orangemoustash 1 month ago
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orangemoustash 1 month ago
he forgot the katana at the inn
imagoo757 1 month ago
thumbs up if you hate sopa
7777TheShade 1 month ago
the gourmet will be out of buisness soon
du8u8u8o 1 month ago
HEH HEH HEh!!! large sack <3
du8u8u8o 1 month ago 20
am i the only one who knows the the drunken quest is based of of the movie "The Hangover
du8u8u8o 1 month ago
@du8u8u8o No it's a really obvious Similarity, I don't know if it's an egg or not tho
tehrealfake 1 month ago
no you skiped one of the funniest suprises evar
TheDev241000 1 month ago
what i never would have guest that Jesse was so awesome that he can use garlic for enchanting
47djdaniel 1 month ago
ohh your friendly local drug selling orc
platinumfox82 1 month ago
Heh, crackhead wood elf.
JoellyMoley 1 month ago
jesse on the wall she took u to theres a really nice katana on the other weapon rack
AdventureMan941 1 month ago
The resolution is simple... Kill Alduin, and you will stop the dragons. I'm sure its not that simple, though...
iffer622 1 month ago
Why the F does this video pause to buffer all of the time T^T i just want to watch Jesse play...
MrMetal4Ever123 1 month ago
at 25:05 fox
tonydaplay 1 month ago
jesse should have totally bought some of that tree sap from the orc... he needs it for a quest, after all
Chillzer95 1 month ago
does the orc that sells skooma move around?
hakhunter 1 month ago
12:00 Daggerfall music!
gorath105 1 month ago
Did anyone else see the fox after Jesse absord the dragon LOL?
MegaGoofandArtist567 1 month ago 21
@MegaGoofandArtist567 You mean a bunny
anandereiraj4 2 weeks ago
@MegaGoofandArtist567 Pretty sure that was just a rabbit.
PopeKurt 1 week ago in playlist OMFG: Skyrim [Part 10] - Quests! More Quests!
@MegaGoofandArtist567
That was a rabbit, dumb fuck.
M4ST3RL1NKX88 1 week ago in playlist Skyrim
@MegaGoofandArtist567
Folaas togaat, bein mey.
M4ST3RL1NKX88 1 week ago in playlist Skyrim
@MegaGoofandArtist567 no but i saw the rabbit...
zerueluk 1 week ago in playlist Skyrim
21:19
The guy looks like a canibal.
KailJudgementNeo 1 month ago
check at the backround at 41:40 BIG FOOT......or a mamooth
aigiafuxiaful 1 month ago
@aigiafuxiaful well, mammoths have big feet, so I guess they count.
MrMcflooble 1 month ago
lmfao inter wolf couple....NICE!!!!
smartash 1 month ago
New comedy: The Adventures of Jess and Lizzie
LGrant522 1 month ago
Pause @ 10:50 lol she's possessed
TheGhandigotpwnd 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
Jesse Y U kill black wolf first?
TerranWTF 2 months ago
Get the Amulet of Mara in Rioften and get married!
SNNA17 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
"River, White Wood-Runner" is my spirit name.
True story.
skythe1908 2 months ago
FUS RA DAH TO ALL PEOPLE
shimbo42 2 months ago
@shimbo42 i believe the correct term is fus ro dah
BobsprocketMC 1 month ago
i like long walks like this you dont have to do them, i just wanna say that i dont mind them
prooijtje 2 months ago
Jesse and Lizze. Epic Bromance
lmadia93 2 months ago
@lmadia93 i think he forgot its a girl
sofaman2222 2 months ago
@lmadia93 i meant to say he for got that its a boy
sofaman2222 2 months ago
Just saying but im thinking of saving lizzy from dark water pass just to marry him ;P
thecarmelita1 2 months ago
it was a interwolful couple!
Shirpa97 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
4:36 Lizzy's face is all 'Oh no she didn't!'
DunnAlexa 2 months ago
Thanks guys I already see that he read that before...i only forgot :D
Minecraftoholik 2 months ago
waiiit a second how do u get the ability to be able to marry someone??
rulrofdlphns 2 months ago
@rulrofdlphns You have to get an amulet of Mara, go to the temple of Mara in Riften and ask to buy one from a priest there. Then put on the necklace and talk to people and see the new dialogue options.
R3V3NGE 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
@R3V3NGE You also need a house
kuriboh400 2 months ago
@kuriboh400 It's better to have a house of your own, but you don't need one in order to get married since you have the option to move in to your spouses house.
R3V3NGE 2 months ago
The guy who interrupts Jesse right at the beginning sounds very familiar........
Behappy1029 2 months ago
he killed the bandit 'cause he's never heard of the gourmet!
anamlessproducton 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
OMG JESSE GET THE BOOK ON THE DRAGONBORN!!!!!!!
Goldenaust 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
damn i just mute you jesse
fire123yizai 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
Laughed SO HARD at 25:18 XD The silence completes it =D
japasownsnoobs 2 months ago
Hey Jesse. Farkas. He is a werewolf.
defender879 2 months ago
Jesse!!!! Where is Allie!??!
literaltrance 2 months ago
necromacer dragon nice
ghostsolidsnake 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
PLAY DEAD ROLL OVER
dpokepro 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
It's funny because I've killed foxy thousands of times. Every time he shows up I kill him and take his foxy loots.
7007King0770 2 months ago
@7007King0770 You Bastard!!
Occe94 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
Wait a minute. Dragons are coming back to life, and isn't there a dragon under dragonsreach? Sorry if Jesse realizes this later in the episode. I stopped in the middle so I wouldn't forget.
EonSemal 2 months ago
Derkeethus looks like the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU guy with that helmet!
blacksheepwall79 2 months ago
I love Derkeethus's face in the end.
Those eyes were like, "What da eff just went down?"
wwstruggle 2 months ago in playlist More videos from OMFGcata
u shoud shout at that dragon
MultiGrandstand 2 months ago
when are u gonna sell stuff
MultiGrandstand 2 months ago
"He he, large sack ^^" couldn't have said that better :D
karikthething 2 months ago
YOU FORGOT THE EBONY BLADE
simdrew99 2 months ago
I swear Jesse has the lowest like to dislike ratios..
Samzu93 2 months ago
@Lashb1ade P
Valdevon 2 months ago
YOU MUST PROVE YOUR WORTH BY BEATING UP A BARD! lolz
LeechOfSukiness 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
Lizzy seems to be on drugs those eyes
BlacksPrower 2 months ago
@XplosiveA307T
REAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYY....i have 38 XBOX games and 10 PS3 games and all of em have bugs and glitches
TheMrAndyn0v2 2 months ago
this should be a seperrate episode called: "long walks in Skyrim with Jesse"
fireballburrito 2 months ago
Wow I've never seen a dragon crash before.
Thwach 2 months ago
jesse is like russian having 4 EXwives (said in really bad russian accent)
MrMoxycotton 2 months ago
Y U NO PICK CREEP CLUSTER
Gnorconpro 2 months ago
i laughed so hard when the fox came running by when you were looting the guy xD
singingstar999 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos 2
Omg it's an emo Idra!
Silinrun 2 months ago
I missed Trish chiming in to tell Jesse what he screwed up.
Silinrun 2 months ago 129
When Jesse went 'it's attacking' mimicking the woman, I said it as well at the EXACT SAME TIME.
Cheesence 2 months ago
@XplosiveA307T Yes, because xbox and ps3 games are never bugged...lol...they dont support mods tho
Storbein 2 months ago
hehe.. large sack
Zangelin 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
Missed the sword on the wall in the inn
epicwin881 2 months ago
23:33 I thought he was gonna say "This place is forever alone!" for some reason
Nedoxu 2 months ago in playlist More videos from OMFGcata
Foxy cleopatra !
highjinx101 2 months ago
"I went with scaled" He had elven...scaled is a tier down from elven if im not mistaken, isnt it leather - scaled leather - elven - "light steel" - glass - dragon?
Bladenavor 2 months ago
@Bladenavor there's no light steel.. lol. and no, its leather, elven, scaled, glass, and dragonscale
MyMrdoodoo 2 months ago
That fox is even more amusing when you consider Japanese mythology. Especially if it turns out to be the mischievous sort that's just messing with Jesse's mind. XD
Laogeodritt 2 months ago
@XplosiveA307T *Facepalms* I tthink he does. If no then GET A DA** XBOX JESSE!
TheWachong 2 months ago
38:40 " WELCOME TO EARF!" -Will Smith
VexylMusic 2 months ago
Jesse Cox; killing interracial couples since EP22.
SommerV2 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
Have I missed an episode somewhere along? I don't know anything about a ring...
Munno22 2 months ago
@Munno22 it was the drunk quest, jesse didnt know anything about the ring either
yugiohranger 2 months ago
I'd like to call the Fox Jesse too.
So we have Jesse Cox AND Jesse Fox :)
Goutousama 2 months ago 3
Salon stylist Jesse...I'm not sure weather I should be offended or aroused....
PewLaz0rZ 2 months ago
Oh! Skyrim is 200 years after the events of Oblivion... Stupid me.
AKxxFiEnD 2 months ago
Salon stylist jesse all day every day, omg.
Abraxis86 2 months ago
Man,Blades and Empire ruled in Oblivion...seems they have fallen hard because of fucking elves.
Mariose123 2 months ago
the fox guides you to your quest objective, its in their ancient laws
dragirby 2 months ago
When did Jesse put points into Lockpicking?:O
Mariose123 2 months ago
Mammoth in background at 41:43 :L
AdamHatter 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
That whole "inter-wolf couple" thing made me CRACK UP XD
J0yisaL0s3r 2 months ago
Fus-Welcome
Ro-to
Dah-SKYRIM
Lashb1ade 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
Uh....I decided to pick up on Jesse's series at this video after I stopped watching them.
Based on the beginning, I'd say I missed something.
ratam000 2 months ago
Anybody else thing dragon speak sounds like huttese?
a6s3 2 months ago
JOIN THE STORM CLOAKS!!!
lewisbaxter123 2 months ago
JESSE!!! Y U NO TAKE BLADES SWORD ON WALL OF DELPHINES HSECRET ROOM!?!?!?!?
crazybombjw 2 months ago
Jesse, kill the drug dealers and take there skooma heuheuheuheuheu
mcegghead97 2 months ago
I missed the blades sword jesse iy one handed
MrYingnyang 2 months ago
you had a better companion quest. i had to beat up a woman......
TheTeremaster 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
Jesse made Ysolda mad now he has to choose between Butterface and Lizzy
234kaye 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
looks like this dragon is a Dragonreborn
99660066 2 months ago in playlist More videos from OMFGcata
I swear if i hear him complain that he is carrying to much i will rage. Because if he seriously finds something useful and its too heavy for him to carry i will only say that he's probably being weighed down by the freakin flowers, dragon flys, mushrooms, etc.
apptlol 2 months ago
@MinecraftoholikThe Book of the Dragonborn was at the escape from helgen. I think he rad it there.
MegaZombiePigman 2 months ago
16:02 *This is for me to remember where I was at in the video.*
TheForestDwarf 2 months ago
1 day, that fox will die, and jesse will avenge him while somehow keeping up with the storyline
dragirby 2 months ago
anyone else think foxy brown sounds like a porn star name?
reynster123 2 months ago 3
29:40 the moment that jesse stopped picking flowers
thescreamingpixels 2 months ago
Haven't had skyrim for a week -.- borrowed it to one of my friends :P (wich, by the whay, is a girll ;) )
audiso100 2 months ago
damit jesse you missed the blades sword in her secret room
thescreamingpixels 2 months ago
lol the dragon crashed and it was acting all badass when it did
xLSxANG3Lx 2 months ago
I Dont Think Jesse Realizes That The Woman At The Beginning Sells Rings :L '
ThePastaManCan 2 months ago
Cant*
Dragoncrafter110 2 months ago
Errr bad weqther where i live raining all the time so my internet is shit and i watch THE VIDIOS!!!
Dragoncrafter110 2 months ago
what episode was it when sam got him drunk?
Ironstonez 2 months ago in playlist More videos from OMFGcata
if u would ht the refresh button he already had the sword numb nuts @mabz9
MrTheawesomeshow 2 months ago
has anyone noticed that jesse says "O Damn " after every kill?
just an observation
mochaman75 2 months ago
Vegeta, what does the Scouter say about his Flower Level?
It's over nine THOUUSAND!
mabz9 2 months ago 3
GET THE BLADE SWORD IN DELPHINE'S HAUSE
mabz9 2 months ago
I used to be a adventurer like you, Then i took a plastic bag to the face.
Prodger 2 months ago
WHY! TELL ME WHY! WHY did't you take/read the Book of Dragonborn! TELL ME!
Minecraftoholik 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim 61
@Minecraftoholik Didn't he read it in the beginning?
SuperSniger 2 months ago
@Minecraftoholik he did in the first episode its in the torture room
xLSxANG3Lx 2 months ago
@Minecraftoholik i think you get that book in the begining, so he probly have it
zxaha1 2 months ago
@Minecraftoholik because he went through it in the first or second video
bonkers433 2 months ago
@Minecraftoholik he read it in the very first episode
FullMetalSpartan19 2 months ago 49
@Minecraftoholik
i think he already took it in the tutorial part. there's one in full sight in the torture chamber.
DIExxENE 2 months ago
@Minecraftoholik he probably already has it in his collection
yugiohranger 2 months ago
@Minecraftoholik He already did read it, its the first book you see in the game, during the torture room.
Bladenavor 2 months ago
@Minecraftoholik Probably because he already read it, y'know because it's actually the very first book you come across in the game.
TobiasMakesNoise 2 months ago 13
When she said "Keep an eye on the sky" Who else thought of the bedtime prayer from Reign of Fire?
"What do we do when we wake?
Keep both eyes on the sky.
What do we do when we sleep?
Keep one eye on the sky.
What do we do when we see him?
Dig hard. Dig deep. Run for shelter.
And never. Look. Back...
XxSoraMifunexX 2 months ago