Bill Hicks on Religion

[jtmcneil90]

@ronczselowitzcki stfu freak. i am above god.

[test123ok]

Ms. Do-da-wrong-ta-me.... LOL perfect

[hottopichouseeatit10]

Hey BUDDY! Cumere!

[TonguesDoctrine]

It is funnly LOL.. I like the bit where he is aware that a lot of religeous stuff 'christians' do today is not actually promoted by Jesus. I wished people would be honest and try criticise the teachings more than negative examples... which any religeon, ideology and philosophy has... God bless :)

[michael6mac]

That's a good point; when is Jesus coming back? How long can they keep talking about him before people realise he isn't coming back! Even if he did he'd have to get through the BBC and Fox etc etc

[pxdud]

Jesus is back!... and this time.. he's packing..

[999Thip]

in the last days they will mock..

i notice he says nothen about muslims?

liberals make me sick..

[murdock283]

@999Thip Why do you assume that he's a liberal?

[999Thip]

@murdock283 its clear you cant see the difference between a person who is a patriot, and someone who is a traitor to his country.

[murdock283]

@999Thip I love how religious peope get so offended when other people make fun of their precious religion. Learn to take a joke. And Bill Hicks is a patriot.

[999Thip]

@murdock283 i dont see christians being angry , and christians dont have religion--

christians have a relationship with the son of the living god.

and i did not know that bill was with the tea party..

way to go bill.

TEA PARTY 2012

[murdock283]

@999Thip Mmmmm .. no, sorry I see Christians that get angry when their religion is made fun of. And Bill was NEVER with the Tea Party. He died before it was even formed.

[999Thip]

@murdock283 I WONDER IF HE ACCEPTED JESUS AS LORD AND SAVIOR?

BECAUSE THE BIBLE TELLS US THOSE WHO REJECT JESUS NOW, WILL SERVE ETERNITY IN HELL, WHERE THERE IS WEEPING AND GNASHING OF TEETH..

WHAT DID THIS GUY BILL DIE OF ??

DO YOU KNOW?

[murdock283]

@999Thip So you're saying that he died because he didn't accept jesus? That's quite ignorant. There are PLENTY of people that "accept jesus" and die at an early age. And I think that you're competent enough to look up how he died YOURSELF. I'm not telling you.

[999Thip]

@murdock283 #1 why would you say he died cause he did not accept jesus?

can you please read the comment before your little fingers start to reply..

#2 and you are the one reporting that he passed on, , are you saying that you dont know how?

are you passing lies again murdock..

[ExcaliburClan]

@999Thip and the psychiatric books tells that delusion (like believing in invisible nonexistant deities) is a mental disorder. Did you know ?

[999Thip]

@ExcaliburClan YOU HAVE THAT MIXED UP,PAL,

LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER..

having faith in almighty god, and seeing first hand the power of the holy sprit, proves beyond

any doubt that jesus is lord.

[wHisperis001]

@999Thip Explain in detail your experience of the holy spirits power in first hand. How exactly did it happen?

[999Thip]

@wHisperis001  cont, how does one know the ways of god..

its for his purpose, not my own.

i know that i can depend on the sprit to guide me, in all aspects of my life..

prayer is so powerful, if people really understood how powerful prayer is, they would be praying all the time.

[murdock283]

@999Thip Prayer has no effect whatsoever on ANYTHING. If I prayed right now that you had cancer, you wouldn't have cancer. In fact, let me pray right now that you get cancer.

Did you get cancer? I thought so.

[999Thip]

@murdock283 dear child, please be advise that the only thing you keep in this life is what you give away..

do you not understand this,,

if you pray for for something like that, it will come back to you 10 fold.,

i pray god will bless you your entire life..

god bless you

and god bless the tea party.

[999Thip]

@ExcaliburClan wisdom comes to those who have understanding,

its clear you and all your secular books do not.

[ExcaliburClan]

@999Thip and the bible does ?

[999Thip]

@ExcaliburClan if you need to see it in print, here you go-yes.

now repent and seek jesus, for hell is a place of weeping and gnashing of teeth.

and its for eternity.

try thinking how long you can go with out water.

and people have been in hell 2000 yrs, wanting just a mere drop to be placed in their mouth.

[ExcaliburClan]

@999Thip so you have evidence hell exists ? Did you see it ? Does it makes sense ? Are you intelligent ?

Or are you just foaming at your mouth like so many other mental patients ?

[999Thip]

@ExcaliburClan oh yee of little faith, belive what you will..

the bible says the road to hell is far and wide. and many will go there..

unless you change your belief, and your wicked ways- you will be on that road.

pray to jesus that you can change before your last breath.

[ExcaliburClan]

@999Thip the bible says to stone unruly teenagers to death by the city walls.

The bible does not tell the truth though, when will you learn ? And are you infact intelligent enough to actually learn ?

[999Thip]

@ExcaliburClan how come liberals never read the new testament,

 ??

is it because its about the love of jesus christ,

and if one puts their trust in him, they shall have eternal life.

[ExcaliburClan]

@999Thip i have no idea why they dont, not being a liberal myself. Perhaps they realise the bible (and the god within) is invented by a group of fantasising stoneage people.

Perhaps its simply the realisation that the bible makes absolutely no rational sense whatsoever, unless you forfeit your thinking capabilities.

[999Thip]

@ExcaliburClan wisdom comes to those who have understanding-

perhaps its well noted you have none.

[ExcaliburClan]

@999Thip i know enough to not believe in something that does not exist.

[999Thip]

@ExcaliburClan what can i say, ive did what i was called to do,

what will be your defence when you stand before jesus,

oh lord, please dont cast me into that pit, for nobody told me about your saving grace,,

you think we have playback now,

just wait.

[ExcaliburClan]

@999Thip or more likely, you made an error in judgement by believing in something that didnt exist, basing your belief on the writings from a stoneage people who didnt understand better... nor did you understand better.

But you will then have wasted your only real life on unproductive things...

[999Thip]

@ExcaliburClan then tell me how the sprit works,

please tell me how a drunkard becomes clean, and never touched another drink for 28 yrs,

not to mention never having the earge to want one..

please tell me how the sprit convicts a person.,

or is this something you have no knowledge about..

be honest, if your able.

[ExcaliburClan]

@999Thip by not drinking. I know substance abuse is tough to overcome, but it is perfectly doable also without a god, or spirits...

Insanity begins the way you describe, by saying "how else can this be than by this false proposition of mine that i want it to be".

[urbanzombiekiller]

@ExcaliburClan Once again reasonable logic defeats the ignorant religious person haha, nice one man.

[ExcaliburClan]

@urbanzombiekiller LOL! You really have no clue, have you? :P

I am atheist, and i made a sarchastic comment - turn on your sarcasm detector, or maybe it is broken :P

[itinkgirlzhot12]

2:29 actually he did i think sumwer in the bible it says something about the second coming of jesus is when he kills us all or something like that

[arzoyan]

The height of arrogance is the height of control of those who create God in their image. This ideological process of distortions and dehumanisation over the millenia is a nessasary feature of minority rule to control societies for their material gain and power. Capitalism is the globalisation of the rule of the minority elite and global phenomena of the monetary control of immense humanity shackled in wage slavery of useless employment in a market mechanism of atificial scarcity.

[cujo131]

@arzoyan You're right about everything but capitalism. Socialism is what directs the property of the people into the hands of the few.

[Autumndig]

Much like if i said all atheist were like these venom spewin internet morons who just as blindly follow science w/out doing thier own homework but reguritate youtube clips in attempt to sound clever. Words matter folks, and we will give account for them, but even if that were not true, there is such a thing as class....and this sint it.

[Embrigh]

@Autumndig I agree words matter. Also, many Christians voted Bush into office so unless you believe people are to be held unaccountable for their actions then there is something wrong with the majority of people who claim to be Christians. Also there are hateful comments from both sides, i.e. Dawkins gets death threats by the thousands and Dawkins insults them back. Lastly, Proverbs 3:5. So maybe there is a reason thinking is discouraged.

[Autumndig]

A complete fail. His joke about "being fruitful & multiplying" was completely lacking in understanding. God did tell us to be frutiful and multiply, but he also told us to do it according to a committed marriage, there is no contradiction in anyway. Perhaps he himelf should worry less about physics and make sure his material is at least true and in context. Using Bush or Roberson was another failed attempt to slander christianity because of two individuals, who certainly dont rep the majority.

[sachalhernandez]

lol...i was born into a christian family...then i grew up and went to college...lol...thinking kinda makes the bible seem a little far fetched to say the least...lol,  i love the bit about wearing the cross....lol..i always wondered that myself..lol

[gir908922]

LOL! Love Bill Hicks! If Jesus was real and he came back, I think he'd be pissed at Christian fundamentalists.

[999Thip]

@gir908922 IT IS CORRECT THAT JESUS CAME INTO THIS WORLD TO SAVE MANKIND.,

AND HE WILL RETURN FOR HIS PEOPLE.,

AND YES EVEY KNEE SHALL BOW DOWN TO JESUS, AND CONFESS JESUS AS LORD.

EVERY PERSON READING THIS WILL SEE THIS EVENT HAPPEN.

[BattleJesus]

2:04

That's me. ;)

[thech3rry]

@BattleJesus What the three people laughing?? lol :P