Speed Dating - Uptight Woman

[5tonyvvvv]

300LB women today think there Hot! stuck up bitch!

[yusuf916]

that guy should of said "next, you are too chinky for my taste".

[edvhou812]

I have dated girls like this. I'm surprised they didn't ask for my credit report.

[Epicaq]

I'm sure she's a wildcat once she lets you in her cave.. :) She's super cute aswell

[omg87mary]

lol that was like applying for a job! ahahhaa

[tamazaratinao]

Asian sugar babies #lushfmlk.info#

[erminthon]

lol i don't think the decision is yours

[KrispyApplez]

No second date! She practically said "i'm moving on" Plus she didn't really give him a chance to talk about himself, just checking off what she wanted from him. SIGN OF A GOLD DIGGAAAAAAAAAAR.

She treated him like average joe smoe crap! :)

[KrispyApplez]

Fake and Gay, but i LOVE her list! :)

[ozadiction]

No.

Just...no.

[Gixxerkartman]

Pick up the nearest deadly object and swing it at her face.

[ctubeyea]

you should, she's hot.

bet she'd be a freak in bed

[KrispyApplez]

@ctubeyea

If u can bypass her damn security list man, LOL!

[Akrombio]

u should take her on a second date, but only to beat her up and leave her in a ditch on the sideroad. that should teach her about life and that society is just an illusion ppl wrap themselves up with.

[Akrombio]

you look like the guy on Green Mile. the crazy one. lol

[gardnerbm]

dont worry, She will keep your application on file LOL

[LivTheLife]

lol its like an interview for a job

[happymana]

They just like the Muscle types. Good luck to em.

[gaelgeseomra]

that was like going for a job.yuuuuk

[seanThree16]

I would have downed her wine right when she asked me my five year plan, that would have been awesome and cause the date's already over at that point. She would either think you are totally badass and love you to death for it, or she would insult you and walk away, either way you are doing something awesome AND getting some free wine.

[i10azns]

She's hot. why not?

[InfiniteMushroom]

I would've waved her off right away. Tell her to go be a pretentious poseur in front of some other loser who will put up with it.

[stephtang70]

lol

[northwind72000]

Seriously? I know its a comedy but guys, you can't jump through a woman's hoops like that. She wasn't even attractive enough to be tempted. I would have said, I know this is only 2 minutes, but we are going to shorten this to 10 seconds, have a nice day and Adios!

[thegirclub]

lol

[katuni08]

Also better than the other 2

[1yogalover]

I don't think SHE wants a 2nd date:(

[KellyLe9]

im asian

[madnessdexter]

i like her.. finally a woman with forms, procedures, and guidelines.

kinda like doing the tax or requisitioning for a new office computer..

pretty hot.

[mrbriscoe2001]

Well,she could have been worse;usually Asian women never smile when they cut your nuts off.

[Spikeaccost]

definitely this one! Give her a 2nd date

[AtariMaxiToriyama]

I respect a smart woman, even if she's unrealistic, so-- definitely date her again.

I'd LOVE to see what would happen.

[lisasummings]

This reminds me how I met my hawt g/f on KissKnot d0t c0m

[909hiphopgirl]

she scares me if i were you i wouldn't date her

[katlover13]

no..shes a bitch!!!!!!!..n who fuckin goes to a date in a freakin suit?!?!?!?

[nycfirstdate]

Yeah absolutely, she's just playing hard to get.

[Lisanab]

"what I really want to do is direct .." hahahahaha

[ButterscotchSocks]

she is scary

[EsotericAdept]

I would've mirrored her straight-on, not to get a 2nd date, but to have fun. Geek chicks are fun to mirror, cause their IQ is high enough to know-better than to

mess with an Alpha-Male!

[pogoman555]

why r u trying so hard. Don't give in to her stupid application.

[beutelkompost]

she is cute - you're a jerk.

Period.

[OregonDARRYL]

No. Do not ever see her again. Ever.

[standardbearer]

You should date her again, because it was really funny.

[guyincorner]

dude I've never even had a boss like that o.O

[marieaspen15]

Please keep this up for awhile. I am emailing it to my friends...Hilarious!

[Ish55]

I hope I can get hired

[FlowingGeisha]

Just say you're a porn star producer.

[graffnameseed]

i speed date on extacy, its fuckn awsome, hit it and leave it hah!

[Steel2k8]

Take her!! To clean up your kitchen ;)

[3ezga2]

shut the fuck up! like being controlled? :)

[Sora8181]

shes a little TOO uptight lol :]

[merks000]

go on the second date its either a weird test of your mental wellness, or she is just crazy, but remember that "crazy" gets carried to the bed as well....

[cagirl1010]

Is that Enrique Ignesias?

[visiblepulse]

she definately likes oral.

[godlyfighter]

I have a feeling you'd be wasting your time trying to get a 2nd date with her. But, she's a winner. She is the type that you could have a lot of fun with and not run into too much drama. Because she weeds all that out first.

[michaelwesolowski]

Winner. The degree of her pedantry means with a little effort her facade fails. Go for another date.

[MonkeyMan248]

I agree. Women like that seem uptight at first, but when you find their center, you both can be uptight together.

(Oh yes folks, fear the Double Entendre)

[torinofastcars]

Why would you even ask about why on this one?

[anonazero]

she's a screamer. nail that one to the WALL.

[DemDisaster]

she's uptight. lol :P

[ISeePurplePpl]

hell no nextttttttttttttt

[162andsinglebaby]

application :S

seriosuly?

neeeeeeeeeeext

[mcclaindebbie]

tell her your type is a dominatrix

[aag12ram]

NO!!!,lol..she's a weird hardass

[NGBiGLlama]

defenitly not

[hellcatminister]

she probably is a hoot when you get a fiew in her but i think she's a bit of a pill. NEXT!!!

[SPEWfreeSnog]

um, NO!

[emmzy314]

heck no, dump her butt, and then go get a hot chick with a hot personality!!!!

[dinataruni]

it's harold! fav

[3shadesofbeige]

but we dont know anything about HER ... except that she seems like a frigid b****

[XxXxGARLANDxXxX]

i love how u bleep out the bitch.

[sasa1248]

probably not, but you never know

the proper ones can be kinky in bed

;)

[KilltoSurvive666]

lol that a 100% sure No

[xotakemybreathawayxo]

hmm thats pretty tempting dont you thing?? lmao umm she totally messed up her thoroughly planned schedule hah. i agree with the other person... beat her with that book lmao and yeah what about that rebuttle?? lmao

[dAvrilthebear]

OH, no, no HR-workers in our private life please! Enough of them at job interviews.

[martin0luther0wanabe]

don't, she never let you have a rebuttal!

[nashnwo0]

so not worth a second date what is this a job interview or a date?? lol

[RainbowOcean]

Why consider an option that you don´t have? For all who missed this, SHE DUMPED YOU!

[gethighflyhigh]

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[Finn001abd]

No.

[rvo91]

take her book and BEAT HER WITH IT (period) haha

[Blasticks]

no definetly a no

[AllegroTempo]

i love her...she was probably just PMSy that day :)

[PhuckGod]

i say take her out again...i bet she's a freak.

[InfiniteMushroom]

Hell no, not with that attitude. When she grows up and stops posing, then she's be worth a second date.

[vince2mas]

i would hit that so yea

[LivyBaybiee]

No Deffinaltey Not -- Shes To Picky + Weird

[kuhzeez]

why does the uptight chick have to be asian?huh, anyways no second date.

[Hannahmontanastar107]

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[Crazycardfreak]

She's kind of cute. I think you could break her, so she lightens up. That would be good TV. Plus, if she does date you again, there's good reason. I mean, she's got documentation on every date and if you find yourself better than the rest, that's gotta count for something

[plaidboots81]

no to up tite

[RicoT]

Isnt she like 40 something!!!! And is she a cop!!

[kookylmh]

hell no

[Zutara4everandever]

nohoho!

[octavianmandrake]

uptight women are great in the sack...maybe cuz theyre so tight? anyways take her out shes the most educated and least retarded...just do it

[KrispyApplez]

@octavianmandrake

LOL, dat be true but she's an uptight wad tighter than a grannie's pajammie's >:)

[discowhipped]

i wouldn't tap it.

[jarcool69]

Considering the way she was leaving... I don't think he has a choice on the matter.

[regularguy5mb]

C'mon Matt, we'd all like to direct.

And I'd say she's worth a second glance, but will she feel the same about you?

[BrontoX01]

Well i don't know how to say this but here goes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ZANDRCAGE]

yessssssss

[omnifarious001]

I'd say yes... because she wasn't soo annoying like the others. Plus, I'd like to see where this goes.

[stenforthewin]

Hah, she's hilarious. Take her out.

[Trixxieheart]

HELL NO who wants to date an uptight Woman how boring! and she seams asexual

[robdobbob23]

Forget it. She sucks. If I was your age. I wouldn't do it for the world

[BrickSalad]

Lol, your life is planned out, no more of that shit eh? But still, no. Just no.

[DrasticDriftwood]

omg no. you will have no more fun for the rest of your life

[minutedude]

Out of all of the people, I would say that this one is te most likely.

[clementckw]

sure. she will plan for u. u wont starve. lol

but yd she go out with u. hahaha

[shortazn625]

Two words: Sugar. Mama.

[ZackieValentine]

Thumbs up, she's Asian!

[Razswirl83]

Yes.

[valrockstar328]

The order and organization will just drive you insane. NO.

[vieka]

Pass.

[eire138]

YES!!! This one will be the crazy bitch in the bedroom!! HAHA!! Control all day long, buck wild all night!! Winner!! But then dump her......just sayin...

[Kake234]

No, No, and did I say NO!?!?!?!

[bedrocked]

PASS!!!

[nicelogin2]

LOL... keeping his applications on file.

Does she give out order numbers like what most restaurants do?

[SeaMonsterAlchemist]

She'd help you get your life together... but tigh asses are no fun. D:

[lulucy]

Or are they? ;P

[Dc45d]

BOO !!!

[jadeybeans]

When she asked what he did for a living, I was all to ready to hear him say 'janitor'.

[jaycee246]

me too

[NYTrigga101]

lol same here

[raconter1]

Whattareya..nuts?? Who would want to date that!...she didn't even read you your Miranda rights! :D

[LoVeMe1222]

lol

x

LONDON

[NOBLEX]

no no

[ManBag101]

don't date her 4 one reason...she hates u!!

[ihatethisawholelot]

haha you should totally pick her. You just know that later she's going to be some like crazy dominatrix chic. There is just too many ways to go with it. The kooky chic is totally one sided.

[lrroberb]

lol awesome. might be because there couldn't be any woman like, right? best of the serie.

[cobweb1989]

oh i do hope there is no one in real life like that

well at least i dont have to meet them ever

dont go with her !!!!

[brianjb1965]

Go with the swinger.

[tuber727]

lol don't go with her

[aterimperator]

Damn I'm glad you got featured, so far your videos are three for three in being funny and entertaining.

[ELSTEVIEO]

NO!

[simluvr3051]

no SHE IS INSANE!

[krsurf17]

dont do it she is physco

[dannye60]

don't date this chick!

[2twinsinc]

take the one who wants the kids. i don't think that this one is interested

[genmaximus110]

Dump the b*tch!

[schinberg]

2nd date, maybe she has split personalities and is a hippie chic next haha

[marmeladet]

Go with the one who wants a kid!

[admiralnomad]

You should take her out on a second date because it would be hilarious! Also, she probably knows how to cut loose in more intimate settings, if you know what I mean. ;);) And, you never know, maybe theres a really sweet kitten in there who nedds a little coaxing out. Give it a shot!

[TES4Akis]

Totally. That's a very professional thing to do.

[ZombieX13]

DIAF

[TheOriginalMoonUnit]

screw that chick go for the one that wants to get preggo lol

[YamilaChan]

I dont think she is interested so thats probably a no 2nd date anyway

[peergynt91]

She's sassy and knows what she wants, and a cute smile too.

[bunceman]

I like her the best.

[meoka2368]

Umm... No.

[acheddar]

Tell her your balls itch.

[Super240987]

LOL it was a job interview

[mattlaw25]

Everybody wants to direct.

[Mmushroomhead]

She didn't kill you, I guess.

[spaceelevators]

She's better than that mop you're dating now.

[Laur0sie]

NO ONE'S better than Bessie Lou. He should marry Bessie Lou.

[Snapshot3]

i second that

[Tricia3610]

Fourth!

[FowlEmFour]

I vote take her out, just because I want to see what sort of rebuttal she makes.

[Aprildew]

well she obviously blew him off so there won't be another one lol..I still like crazy baby chick lol

[Gangster240212]

run

[WizKil]

No , damn you have a crop of losers at this place!

Run now Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo

[mannyp42]

He got blown off like no other!

[AllegroTempo]

i like her. :) take her out again!

[kokohawk]

I'll rebut her!

[Shaylob]

She was really pretty but come on

Tick tock is still my favorite so far

♥Teena

[Lonewolf91744]

Hey she wasnt bitchy at all. Very polite and stright to the point. Alittle over the top of course but such things are to be expected. I say move on to someone else for a second date though.

[thegreenskies]

nope... I like the tick tock girl the best.

[Kirthal]

it's always the uptight ones that really let go... I say give her a 2nd date. maybe it's just the time constraints making her so uptight ;)

[shmodge]

Because she's a bitch.

[Tmarie111]

No... NEXT!!

[thanrose]

She's totally playing hard to get. I'd suggest a WWF show near you, some dogs and suds, and maybe you'll get lucky.

[NichiBeiTrader]

funniest so far, LOL!

[Jdunj]

Seems like he'd have to fill up a bunch of forms if if wants a 2nd date.... I say no..

[ojgville]

so far it seems that none of these women are interested in a second date.

[BHCnigga]

i would if she was hot but she's ok

[tadshackles]

you can't go out with her again... She clearly hates you!