man eats snail in a cult. LULZ

[cheyennebritbrat]

i ate a snail on a school trip to france, as i was the only brave one to do it in my class, i kinda became a snail eating legend, and gained a few more followers.

[Goat777Face]

Nice work VS, you know it's a tribute to HPL that people don't know if your work is real or not :') IA IA CTHULHU F'TAGHN!

[TrollFaceDude]

Wait are you serious? This is all a joke right?

o.o

[assasinator1980]

HAIL CTHULU....btw it's fictitious

[Naproxenum]

cheesy.

[666slink]

Nice statue.

[TheCaptainLulz]

too many nerds LARPing, not enough MADMEN!!!!!

[bergaminivideos]

0:32 looks like a headcrab from HL2 lolwut!!??!?!

[bergaminivideos]

WTF you need help.

[Muzzleflash219]

where'd you get that cthulhu statue?

[FailLeviathanSailor]

is this fo real? and why the fuck in 0:44, you use nigger with really big meaty nose posing as Cthulhu >.> shame on you!

[blackartifact2]

Heh, it's funny everyone criticizing Venger Satanis, and yet they don't realize this is not even the tip of the iceberg. Keep it up you ignorant prisoners, keep it up!

[HorukuDark]

It's like BAD Dragon Age cosplay while the mother is at work.

[WickerWiccan]

Your having people eat leeches?? Whats next? Live goldfish?? Your insane man!! (relax, just joking around)

[Ba1th1azar]

The Most amusing thing about being part of a "cult of Cthulhu" is the fact that Cthulhu wouldnt even notice your worship if you literally hit him over the head with it.

[MTShound]

lawl i'm not sure are you just doing spoofs on the internet,or what. But dude,the Lovecraft's novels are fiction. You believe it because it was based of his dreams? Dude it was the 1920s or something,it was a good PR scheme,you know,a mad writer who writes mad stories. I personally love his works and respect him very much for creating fiction that made stupid delusional ignorant nothing to do fags like yourself to believe in it.

[TheKrunki]

Well the bible is just another fiction too

[hairechest]

Oh joy... someone actually said "based upon a fictional book". Hello, at least we can point to the author, where he was in time, what his life was like. Not a mish mash of authors edited and re-edited through time and language changes. If your god speaks, why not plainly for all to understand? Satanis, you rock! I also think your kinda hot...

[loveless3138]

Im sorry what? Your religion is based of a fictional book? Could you please explain this to me?

[satanicinternational]

bring on the shapeless ones....... lets take down reality!

[ph33ric]

this is by far my favorite video.

[xxprojektloserxx]

wow. what a newb. dont y'all know your supposed to drink BLUUUD?

[innocentBystander19]

It was unconvincing to say the least. I have no qualms over someone respecting the Cthulhu Mythos as a partakable religion, but this attrocious cosplay nears mockery.

In less convincing, but more relatable wording: FAIL.

[HighPriestSatanis]

Thanks for the comment. Admittedly, not my best work. But there it is...

VS

[HeroicDomoKun]

Lol, this is exactly how I see Christianity, an evil manipulative religion that preys on the weak minded.

So does that mean there's going to be Cthusades for the unholylands with mass genocides of innocent people?

And don't forget to make those death houses in India for the poor to die in agony (redemptive suffering), photo ops with dumb celebrities while conning their money and banning condoms in Africa, because you want to spread STDs.

Christian Cult = Cthulhu Cult

Yahweh = Cthulhu

[gmanrman]

For a left hand path religion, I'm seeing a lot of Christian influences.

Do you accept Dread Cthulhu into your life? Put some black robes on and hang a six year old boy off your dick and we have Catholicism.

The leech? Partake of his malevolence? Allow him to become you sustenance? Hello, communion. Which is of course apparent in the title of your video.

Shouldn't you have ridiculous ceremonies that involve nothing related to Christianity?

[DaVeinAZ928]

This is RIDICULOUSLY lame. I'm fucking speechless right now...wow.

[DaVeinAZ928]

Lol!!! Get a life dude.

[RenoThelemaCrew]

*rolls on the floor laughing*

[LovedbyTheKing1990]

was that a fucking leach?

[Lyonseyes]

ah ok...

hum... is this serious ???

because this was just... ah... funny you know ?

no disrispect here... felt no energy, just saw a boy trying not to laugh...

[mads11112222]

yes. This is very serious.

[MichaelJT123]

I want to belong

[B1gape]

another Manson???? looking for love an people to follow them...

[Allocator2008]

OK I love HPL and the whole Cthulu mythos, but my god, it is FICTION. FICTION. FICTION. Some people have spent far too much time in mommy's basement. I really hope these guys are not serious. If they are they need some deep psychological help.

[TheAnonredpill]

Do you worship Jahbulon?

[B1gape]

False Teachers False Religions.

[JASON666KlNG]

hello fuck face, hope you get raped by a horse

[gorillamoshing]

was that a real leech? How many people are in this cthulhu cult?

[molecularash]

wow. lamest cult ever. i think i'd rather be a shaker than be involved with this joke sans laugh track.

[DGenerationSEX]

lol this must be fake is it? I cant tell.

[7omnia7]

I don't know if I'm gonna laugh or cry...

[zephanrae]

The ritual needs more fluff and ambiance.

[bloodawn5]

Are you being serious,is not an insult realliy,by the way nice Cthulhu idol

[wickedwarrior88]

Jesus the cosmic Jewish zombie that will make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple from a magic tree

[HighPriestSatanis]

yep, nothing out of the ordinary there.

VS

[IndustrialFascist878]

There is only one god, ADOLF HITLER! SIEG HIEL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!

[VikingLord13]

ha ha ha, he did do some good shit.

[kilophes]

I am A Satanist.. -.- u know from the Church of Satan? ... umm this is not satanic.. and I just dont want to offend u but.. do u really believe all this or is it show? I figured to ask u cause I dont understand this and in the same time not too intrested in it. just wandering is all. again not trying to offend anyone or cause any conflicts. just would like to know. thank you!

[cthulhu43]

OMG......LOL

[kyle2494]

This whole thing is rediculous, we're living in the 21st century now you know?

[HighPriestSatanis]

oh my god! we are?!?

VS

[wickedwarrior88]

well its the 21st century and people still worship jesus

[vikingraid33]

Are you actually, like, serious?

[MedStudentTV]

I don't understand. Perhaps I am looking for the wrong soul here.

[dnklat90]

Don't drink the Kool-Aid. (of course referencing the Peoples Temple mass suicide and relating the crazed actions of this video)

[WhoWorksInSilence]

Very interesting to see rituals from other systems.

Funny to see how people react while the same people like to rot away in traffic jams, debt and daytime television while giving little thought about suffering in the rest of the world, so who is more crazy, who is more asleep?

We need diversity, or else you don't believe in your own constitution... .

In

LVX

[HighPriestSatanis]

epic fail? wow, you really burned me hard. hope i never meet you in a dark alley... once you graduate from high school, that is.

VS

[Drsatan9]

i do what ever the hell i feel like doing i get the idea of this religion ill tell ya what if the apocolypse realy happens i will laugh like iv never laughed before LOL the best part is i will get to kill people ROFL

[Gnostic2030]

"Hail Cthulhu !"

[Gnostic2030]

I Refer to my self as a Cthulhuist Warlock

[oceanlai]

hahaha.. that was entertaining. the kids were laughing over there! why would you upload this video.. i dont find it good for your marketing,..

[Naproxenum]

holy sperm rain!! <3

[thedragonb0y]

Please tell me you are actually worshiping the real mythical history and not just HP Lovecraft book?

Because it makes it very ridiculous.

[HighPriestSatanis]

i worship whatever the fuck i want, whenever i fucking want to.

nothing is real. Lovecraft was not the beginning and he is not the end. all shall be judged before Yog-Sothoth!

ia ia,

VS

[thedragonb0y]

I don't want to make you mad.

But why would you want to unleash something that could very well destroy everything including yourself?

In fact, what do you expect to happen to you when you succeed? Are you sure you'll still be human?

I'm not saying you're an idiot that should stop doing this because it seems evil. I'm just curious.

If you feel that I'm asleep than what am I supposed to see when I'm awake?

[HighPriestSatanis]

hopefully you don't take this as a cop-out, but what you bring up is too complex and important to discuss on a youtube video comment.

read my works or come to our forum so we can discuss things properly.

[OrinDac]

I am not saying I agree with anything Venger has to say, however ALL religion started off as something someone wrote down in some book, or on some stone, or passed down vocally through a tribe or clan. In Britain their is a religion based on the ethics and teachings of the Jedi of the StarWars franchise. This religion is just as valid as any other. Also....if you believe someone to be evil and yourself good.....you might not want to be so kind to them, because they may want to kill you for it

[thedragonb0y]

That's why I'm not fallowing any religion.

I'm just putting my cup next to the door.

[OrinDac]

What does that even mean? I'm not trying to be a smart ass I really just don't get it.

[thedragonb0y]

ug.....it means I'm just listening in.

[OrinDac]

Don't you Ug me, and you are NOT just listening in. The fact that we are commenting back and forth means that you are doing the exact opposite of "just listening in.".

[ricksays]

Religion is for the religious. Some might say (surely not I) that you all are pronouncing C'Thul'hu incorrectly. I am an Anarchist in many ways, one in that I think all control structures must be annihilated, (all religions.) HPL might be a little dismayed at this level of role playing, but this is speculation on my part. I can see that people in the future looking back at this might ask themselves what we were doing and what was all this about. ...in stranger Eons, death may die. Ai!

[HighPriestSatanis]

i was an nihilistic, atheistic, anarchist once. after living with that paradigm for a few years i realized that negation was not enough, destruction was not enough.

new structures must be designed and built... for what purpose? to get what we want, to escape illusion, and Awaken into a new form.

Ia Ia Cthulhu fhtagn,

VS

[ToltAztec]

What the heck are you saying? Are you saying that life doesn't exist? That we must destroy non-existent life. That all this is but a dream?

You are nuts. My opinion.

and what the heck does

ia ia Ctulhu Fatagn mean? or however you spell it?

[abaddonic]

did he really swallow that leech? thats bad ass.

[iljonathan777]

0:45 - this blasphemously antiquated carving, an eidolon redolent of distant, supremely terrifying epochs remembered only in fragments of our collective memory, was doubtless procured from some dark, unhallowed, forgotten, Stygian corner of the world, of course. Either that or someone ordered it from Chaoseum

[HighPriestSatanis]

actually, the Cthulhu statue was created by Paul Carrick. an exquisite rendering.

but great use of that quote...

Ia Ia,

VS

[schizophrenicsatanic]

00:10 - 00:38 haha made me laugh.good stuff but it seems like a joke

[schizophrenicsatanic]

haha swedish fish!

[DemonLegions]

I love exciting rituals.

[danielpadgett]

ia ia po po pikachu is that what he said?

[iljonathan777]

pikachu is not an elder god, although he does have the power to make hundreds of Japanese schoolchildren suffer epileptic seizures.

[GruesomeViolentPsyco]

No pikachu is a pokemon hehehehe = )

[PyramidHead333]

No seriously. When some Japanese kids watched the 1st episode of Pokemon, they had seizures. And why do people keep saying "Elder Gods?" They're supposed to be the good guys.

[OwnNewWay]

Paul Carrick is awesome

[HighPriestSatanis]

this video is humorous, i agree. however, the Cult of Cthulhu is serious about the Mythos and our religion.

Ia Ia,

VS

[alisonleejones]

What did you feed that guy as the communion? Was it a gummy? I looked like a leech, great effect.

[HighPriestSatanis]

it was a blackish green rubber fishing lure.

VS

[alisonleejones]

Man Venger, you have arrived. You are a true Cult Leader if you can make someone eat silcone.

*lol*

[HighPriestSatanis]

hahaha! child's play!!!

VS

[chtulhugod]

about 2 years ago a few of us went down to marylnd for the ocean and performed laveys call to cthulhu for the purpose of paying homage and celebration , to grow gills would be delightful but im getting them tattooed on my neck until that happens . im in the process of a huge mythos backpiece, lovecraft was right but the stars unfortunately are not

[GuildforRent]

It needs a bit more structure but interesting if any thing else. I think the the goofy smiles where not from the ceremony but the video camera. People tend to get smiley and retarded in front of it.Also why are you so angry sounding when invoking/evoking Cthuhlu?

[TheStrangeRanger]

Cthulhu wants you for a sunbeam.

To shine on him each day.

To do your best to please him.

At home. At work. At play.

[highondoom]

that was the fuckin gayest shit i ever saw.

[HighPriestSatanis]

and yet you subscribed to my channel... ok.

anyways thanks for the feedback. have a good Thanksgiving!

Ia Ia,

VS

[sys74657]

This is quite interesting, Highness. Does the CoC have any formalized traditions such as this Unholy Communion?

[HighPriestSatanis]

we do have a few formalized rituals, but now that we're becoming a real religion (see forum or myspace posts about non-profit status), i will create specific sacraments for the CoC. this is a quick and dirty example of what a Cult communion would be like.

VS

[HighPriestSatanis]

reality is a prison created by the lesser gods of the earth. Awakening is the only way to transcend reality. this is achieved by work on oneself. the 4th way.

VS

[AmbientMusic]

Al la The Demiurge. I can dig it!

[HighPriestSatanis]

yes indeed. it does have roots in early christian gnosticism.

VS

[Madguten]

Great video.

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

[fidifi]

That was awesome! DID YOU MAKE THE CEREMONIAL HEADDRESS?

IT IS I, SNAKE EYED BOY.

[HighPriestSatanis]

thanks, Paul. the Yog-Sothoth mask was fashioned out of leather by John Cherevka. i love it.

VS

[rleevideos]

That turned out amazing.  It was one of the best, and most random things I've done in quite a while.

[HighPriestSatanis]

thanks. yeah, it was fun and turned out ok. i'm barely an amateur though. with my ideas and your videomaking skills, we could come up with something very cool indeed.

in the meantime, read more H.P. Lovecraft!

Ia Ia,

VS

[moonseolnyeo]

Is this from a Cthulhu Live game? Pretty good stuff.

[sean77741111]

I'd like to see the Lincoln memorial replaced with a statue of Cthulhu! IA IA!

[TheBiggestWolf]

Must be invigorating!

[roverthedog01]

"do you accept the need to destroy reality"...Venger, can you elaborate? This could mean differant things to differant people. Rove'.

[zeit23geist]

As I understand it: the Spiritual part of human is trapped in this world; as the Dark One, so-called, is trapped in this world, imprisoned by ... BUT THIS IS THE 'STORY' when really it is human ignorance that imprisons: at Disolution, both personal and global, the spirit will be freed from bondage to Matter and Mortality; C sucks out the Spirit-Consciousness; but if not, then at death, consciousness is lost forever; best hope for C's return before you do die! Unless there's a secret rite of C ??

[roverthedog01]

OK...I can more or less go with that. Thank you.

[roverthedog01]

Zeit. If I understand you correctly this sounds like the idea of conditional immortality, or the doctrine of the two nirvanas, one celestial,denoting the perfectionment and perpetuation of the essential selfhood of the individual, accompanied by the extinction of the external and phenomenal selfhood, the other denoting the extinction not only of the externality of the individual, but of the individual himself, (complete dissolution and disintegration), but with no loss of substance or spirit.

[zeit23geist]

Yes, but I am not sure which the Cult believes in; the thought-system may not have computed this data. And the problem (for Satanists) remains: reality is not too bad (unless you are terminally ill, and you are in great pain), and we like Matter really, despite scarcity, disease, and natural disaster. How great the adventure in Satan!!

[roverthedog01]

Zeit. I guess you have to hold together a certain Nietzschean love of fate with the insights of the trans-cosmicism of certain Luciferian sects.

[facialcord]

i think you should take this more seriously...

[HighPriestSatanis]

it would be difficult for me to take the Mythos more seriously than i already do. however, amateur videomaking does not come easy to me. i do what i can. thanks for your feedback.

VS

[Cadmusproject]

ill join if there are orgys

[WinterHaven]

Nice!! But that black thing looked yucky :-)