Telemarketer Prank 094

[paranorma1palace]

ask you a question, i thought she said asshole convention :)

[sk1ppie]

you are on smack, you know you are, dont deny it

[hippoforbreakfast]

FUCK YES. I have been missing out - I NEED to keep up.

[jawbraeka]

get a whiteboard that squeaks...

[black1abel]

oh my god lol

[sKepptiksowat]

This is fucking insane.

Carry on.

[TheHamber1]

hilarious

[TewSlayer]

Nancy! Becky is trying to keep you and Nancy apart. I wouldn't go for it if I were you.

[DetkaWillowheart]

For Shame YOU LIED, you DO have a pen and paper!!!!!!

[TheRattleSnake3145]

another WTF? Video!

[jrawdetroit]

i havent been able to watch this whole video because my wifi is messing up! All those NO's toward the end are hilarious!!

[jrawdetroit]

Did she say "I thought you were dying"?????

[TheJoker19751]

Not me, but I wish it was! That's a brilliant idea.

[gerantgerant]

@TheTGAMShow Cheers, they're adding up!

[gerantgerant]

@jcknights93 Nope, can't actually remember the last time I was. Isn't apparent that I'm more than capable of entertaining myself?

[jrawdetroit]

Its like a period!

[gerantgerant]

@jrawdetroit Hahaha... monthly.

[PGm0nkey]

im sorry :( i missed your video's for the last week i was on holiday i'll be catching up aswell as i can.

Nancy ;( Were are you!!!

[gerantgerant]

@PGm0nkey Get in there sport... enjoy.

[Audiofyele]

Has life become so trivial?...that you make these videos, AND I WATCH EVERY SINGLE FUCKEN ONE OF THEM!!!!!!! Thank you sir!

[gerantgerant]

@Audiofyele YES! - Glad you like. :)

[butterflydrum]

you are extremely funny and wow I dont know how you keep a streight face

[gerantgerant]

@butterflydrum I think the straight face comes from knowing how fucking funny it is that I can keep these people on the line for so long. It's rare, but when I'm fighting not to laugh I know I've struck gold.

[hotheadedjoelhaha]

Man, I believe these are not just Pranks anymore. they are becoming an Art form. It is an art. I saw some Jake Nicholson there man. The Shinning type. Like "Gimmie the Freaking Baseball bat so I can...". Yet funny as hell man. There really is no end to this, is there. It shall go on for ever and people will laugh for that long also. I havent seen anything THAT GOOD in a while. I'm just saying THIS was Out of the Park Man! I will Change Every access code I have right fucking now! I dont like them

[gerantgerant]

@hotheadedjoelhaha You're a fucking legend Joe... you're one of the reasons I really stepped things up back in the 60's. And now here we are, about to crack that magick number. #100 here I come!!!

[ThePigFacedDog]

I had to touch my dog, due to the halarity of this prank. I thank you!

[gerantgerant]

@ThePigFacedDog Hahaha... your dog had it coming.

[DeviantDigi]

Nice prank ... Gerald. YoooOoouuuUUUuggghHHHH!

[gerantgerant]

@DeviantDigi Cheers, can't believe I'm in the 90's. Fucking absurd!

[Jamesinhongkong]

Most of us know all about Nancy.... We miss her so much :( Please Nancy come back

[gerantgerant]

@Jamesinhongkong I wish to see an artists rendering of her person.

[TheJoker19751]

Did you ever get your art in the mail?

[gerantgerant]

@TheJoker19751 I did, and I returned it... I'm such a fool! - Was it you or someone else that suggested keeping it and then signing each art print to sell on Ebay so everyone could purchase their own piece of memorabilia from that prank? - 'Twas a great idea, whom ever thought of it.

[PetePlacid1]

I can just see it now... One day in the near future the grand poo-bah of Indian call centres will call a national meeting and put gerantgerant on a do not call list, and this my friend will be a very sad day indeed! Lets hope 100 comes first!!!

[gerantgerant]

@PetePlacid1 I check that list weekly. Even if some fool put me on there, it would quickly be removed. :)

[TheJoker19751]

Five Finger discount!

[elkatron3000]

im new, whos nancy

[gerantgerant]

@elkatron3000 Telemarketer Prank 067 - The most EPIC series of Telemarketer Pranks ever committed to film. I got this woman to phone me nearly twenty times... it's simply amazing.

[TheSpeakofthetruth]

I genuinely miss Nancy. Good times... good times... :,(

[gerantgerant]

@TheSpeakofthetruth Hahaha... The Speaker of Truth misses Nancy. Shall we hug and reminisce?

[birdizzle]

HAHAHA I loved all the noises.

Also, grow back the 'stache!

[gerantgerant]

@birdizzle I just ran the clippers through the stache... I'm now sporting a reverse Hitler. Cheers.

[incodan1]

''Can I call you Beccy'? LOL

[gerantgerant]

@incodan1 I know how to rope 'em in... love you Becky. xx

[imbored2]

i think she said retarded in the beginning: her accent makes it sound like it. plus! she didnt give you the Nancy discount!

[gerantgerant]

@imbored2 She could have at least threw in a free trip to Windale!

[substandard23]

Is she referring to you as Giraffe?

I don't like it.

[TheSpeakofthetruth]

@substandard23 I think she is saying Gerald???

[gerantgerant]

@substandard23 I think she said 'Vultures'.

[DJActivitY]

So how is Nancy? I really want to know man.

[gerantgerant]

@DJActivitY Hopefully she's kicking it in front of some air-con in India... dreaming about her days spent with the King.

[stoner3778]

ha ha ha. no pen no paper. simple. ha ha lets white board it. =] WERE THE FUCK IS NANCY.?

[gerantgerant]

@stoner3778 Nancy would have known about the white board. She knew everything about me. I knew everything about her... she worked on Saturdays and needed air-conditioning.

[jonnythunder75]

lays back in the chair pushes hips forward and decends zipper.....Beckie says "im going to start the verbal recording for you"....go for your life darl....be careful not to chip your teeth on that....its blue steel...!

[gerantgerant]

@jonnythunder75 Holy shit, your commentary is GOLD!

[jonnythunder75]

Beckie gives good verbal recording....

I got half a ballarat when Beckie instructed that she was about to start the verbal recording.

[gerantgerant]

@jonnythunder75 Hahaha... Half a Ballarat. I just wrote that down. Expect to hear that in a prank soon!

[The8sidedcircle]

wicked... loved it, although i feel if she had just hung on a little bit longer, you might have gone all the way....well if it was nancy you would.. ;o)

[gerantgerant]

@The8sidedcircle Yeah, it's not often I go all the way with callers... but there have been exceptions of late. May I direct you to: Telemarketer Prank 078 - Conclusion

[fbvilela]

how come this has zero views???

[gerantgerant]

@fbvilela Yeah, my whole channel has been spastic of late. Not sure my subscribers are getting my upload updates either... My playlists have been funky and everything is basically a shambles. ???

[hoopztube]

Dam I'm glad I got a silent number.... dam telemarketers....

[Blakanillous]

You should get one of them talking and randomly yell to see if you can scare them.

[gerantgerant]

@Blakanillous It never works... they're like robots. They just keep reading and reading and reading and reading. It's amazing.

[aussieidentity]

::::: I like your work, Gerald, but I'm not sure you have permission to use this account.

[gerantgerant]

@aussieidentity Present me with an access code that satisfies or GTFO!

[bloodsuckern]

how can this Gobbeling kneegrows STILL be calling him after he fucks them 24/7

[gerantgerant]

@bloodsuckern I'm simply irresistible!

[2620productions]

hahahahahaha

[gerantgerant]

@2620productions :)

[TheKingofThessaly]

-I watched this three times and I STILL have absolutely no idea what this lady was selling... 

"I don't like it! I don't like that access-code."

[gerantgerant]

@TheKingofThessaly Yeah, it's strange right!? - An access code that grants me cheaper international phone calls??? - Makes no fucking sense what so ever.

[Raphcoll]

oh nancy.. we miss u

[gerantgerant]

@Raphcoll I hope her ears burn each time we mention her.

[dildomerchant]

thankyou for doing these pranks, they make my day, cheers.

[gerantgerant]

@dildomerchant My pleasure. Glad to be of service... he says to the dildo merchant.

[MattHsv11]

Lol just making random noises throughout the video. :P you beauty

[gerantgerant]

@MattHsv11 And she just carries on like nothing ever happens... a true maverick . She is sure to go far in this industry.

[carlyonv]

Nancy doesn't call you anymore...wha happen?

[gerantgerant]

@carlyonv Wha' happened Kenneth? - What a beautiful thing I captured there. She is LEGEND. We need an artists rendering of what we all imagine her looking like.

[smilertiler1]

I've just finished prank 067 (i'm playing catch up from numero uno) so am now well informed on the Nancy front!!! Laughed out loud soooooo many times!!! Quality Sir, quality.

[gerantgerant]

@smilertiler1 The Nancy series is insane. Absolutely fucking absurd. I love her.

[AGsArmorWarrior]

I wonder how confused your new subscribers are every time Nancy is mentioned. Gerant, you have your own meme!

[gerantgerant]

@AGsArmorWarrior Yeah, I threw out the Nancy routine as kind of thank you to those who have stuck around. It cracks me up that we have such a rich history of pranks here... must run, I hear kitten bells.

[rafa40314]

ace ventura much:D

[gerantgerant]

@rafa40314 Sure, if Ace Ventura was a disheveled drunk from Australia.

[rafa40314]

a five finger discount....or got money from a sexual harassment case....

[obsidianwing27]

ahha

[gerantgerant]

@obsidianwing27 :)