Bonfire Night In England

[TheFireworkShopUk]

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[williamsboi1231]

32 days untill bonfirenight 2011

[computerchris122]

thats not half of it they put them in your letter box ere

[stupidintellect90]

I've heard fireworks go off in broad daylight, never seen them but heard...I mean what's going on there? And its true, around Nov/Dec time fireworks go off anytime. I remember before when there used to be certain dates you'd expect fireworks but now it's just all the time.

[valarmanwe]

@stupidintellect90 Daytime pyrotechnics ? Type into YT "Ultima Mascleta." Click on Icon no. 2 down, and watch preferably with headphones on and vol. Max. I`ve seen it in real life, and it`s ear bursting ! They also do night time fireworks; it`s a riot.

[stupidintellect90]

@valarmanwe thanks, I can imagine them being extremely loud. But being in daylight means you can't see them well, what's the difference between them and normal fireworks?

[valarmanwe]

@stupidintellect90 The daytime pyrotechnics are about noise. They`re not really meant to be pretty. But the nightime fireworks are also very loud. Far louder than anything we have here. Both day and night fireworks takes place every day for about 2 weeks each year. Each neighbourhood in the city ( c. 300 of them ) build a massive structure - often representing politicians etc ( at an average cost of £75 000 ) and burn them down on the last night of the festival.Over £20 million worth of art burn

[valarmanwe]

@stupidintellect90 Ps, I was in one square where they were burning down one of these structures - which was about 60ft tall. It gets very hot. So people in the apartments above opened their windows and poured bucket after bucket of water into the crowds below.

[valarmanwe]

@stupidintellect90 You can also get a brief glimpse of the night time affair through YT : "Las Fallas, Part 1". Icon 9 down. When I was last there I saw even young healthy kids being taken away in Ambulances. Not because of burn injuries, but because of sound injuries. But if one is careful, it is a most unbelievable place to be. I`ve been to many parts of the world, and seen many things, but none beat Las Fallas.

[scapegirl101]

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[tacticskillz]

Haha chavs favourite day where I live it's more haloween is chavs favourite day it's the 2nd worst place in the uk

[Eddtastic100]

@tacticskillz i live in peckham its pretty bad here especially between us and our neibhouring town which is Brixton

[BestAnimeOST]

8th*

[Jonzey97]

@Amzie201011 it is bad though

[bettypro]

@Amzie201011 nice to see someone from england and proud!!! i was there and was astounded to see NO FLAGS FLYING...coming from america where i see them on every other house it was distressing so to know u are so young is uplifting!!! STAY PROUD!

[MrGeorge07]

@bettypro english people are proud of their country we don't do the whole american thing though. in america you have a flag every where you go the only place you will see flags in england and most other countries is places like the town hall and churches. i respect america but i think you guys worship your country too much like when i see an american on the news their always like "gooooooood bleeeeeeeeeeeess ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerica". america is a cool place and for english we like our country

[BucketPukes1969]

@MrGeorge07 the thing is that america is such a confusing mix of people and ideas that we use the flag as a way to unite people. i live in san francisco, and when i went to the southern states it felt like another fucking country. in frisco most people i know are very very anti-nationalistic.

[TheOfficialRachael]

some chavs put a lit firework through our letterbox once. seriousley :0

[Claudia3200]

ok *.*

[akutenshii944]

chavs are cruel and when armed with fireworks they're just plain bastards. there was a gang of chavs who thought it's be fun to tie a firework to a cats tail and set it off. the cat doesn't have a tail anymore and is missing a few legs. people, animals, any living thing will suffer because of chavs on bonfire night >=[

[MrGeorge07]

@akutenshii944 its a stone cold manchester accent

[bettypro]

@akutenshii944 they need their asses kicked!

[dedalus]

Sounded like you almost gave away which town you're in. "If you ever come to Ha...if you ever come England". Lancashire accent mixed with some Yorkshire...hmmm...possibly Halifax? But you haven't lived there your whole life.

[SpawnSmash]

@dedalus He's from Manchester lol.

[HLHDave360]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk jordie boy, number 1, bonfire night is not just for chavs, several communties gather and enjoy the fire works in front of the fire, and also you talking about shop keepers selling alcahol to under aged kids because no one else around, WRONG, alot of kids threaten the shop keepers to give them alcahol, or they wait outside while there over 18 friend gets them drinks. I have checked alot of your vids and alot are depressing and showing the whole of england as fucking chavs!

[mra651]

jordan jordan jordan i have to tell you man you remind me of my bot matt to the freakin T it is amazing how much you two are alike the only difference i can see besides the accent is the haircut lol seriously man thats it YOU know jow they say everyone has a twin well your twin is living in NEWHAMPSHIRE usa no lie and how convienent is it that NEWHAMPSHIRE is named after HAMPSHIRE england KUDOS to you bro keep up the vids I ENJOT THEM

[stone412]

Is that wine you're drinking? Or maybe a nice Kiante? LOL You're good people, Jordan.

[giftedkid26]

'You can strap a rocket to it, it's THAT hard.'

LMAO Jordan, you're amazing! Love the video, 5/5

[tfiraz]

I live in yorkshire and they fire them at each other, cars driving past, people walking past and in houses through windows and doors and shit.

[patsybob]

chavs are just thick retards that get more retarded when the amount of chavs increases thats why there is random riots in the streets :D

[saddlechick]

like V for Vendetta

[Kokoots]

We should re name it chav fire night, and burn chavs.

[Tomsedated]

haha pretty funny

but whats up with all the chav hating lol?

ok no one likes them, but have they bullied u or something?

[tomtrollkiller]

this dude is so cool :D

[xmizzdaniix]

LOL! So true it's unreal.. Your video's are great.

[RelentlessMachinima]

i Hate Chav's

[hesslehigh99]

Hahaha the idea of fun 4 chavs is setting each others hair on fire with lighters and deodrent while breaking into back gardens with crow bars :P

[Lollypop1910]

Lets Just Hope No Chav's See Any Of Your Videos Ahahah x

[computerchris122]

@Lollypop1910 what are chav's going to do

[kaley69uk]

i think ur propper funny mate x

[peteski12345]

has he got something rong with chavs u fucking prick, hes the dick talks shit makes me chuckle

[CONNER3497]

bum fun nite 4 u

[robbini112]

i luv  bonfire nyte

[09sickguy]

them that dont like bonny nite are sad and misrable fuckers

[rb1003]

Fucking england its the whole of the uk almost

[JonasBrosAreLove3]

I love bonfire night and everything because theres this really cool fireworks show near where i live but one year some stupid chavs thought it would be funny to stick the end of a fire extinguisher through our letterbox and spray it so our whole living room was covered in foam. They then smashed up all the cars on our street and egged the houses. Not nice :(

[atkinsm0607]

they was a chav round here thaught he was hard lit it n it blew up in his hand i couldnt help but laugh

[katiieamealiax]

i cant stand bonfire night i can never get to sleep && it keeps going for weeks!

[breanab3]

hahaha :D

[EpicSoundNY]

Oh in my block we have the fourth of july crap. But people set off fireworks like a month before that, and on fourth, and. Its almost september and they still shoot em...

[sisukas1]

I meant intoxicated. Actually the white trash here in Wichita kansas are STILL setting off 4th of July fireworks at night and it is the 31.

[sisukas1]

Boners... Bit dintoxicated were you?

[karammstein87]

why do u call it highschool? u mean secondary school

[lovegames198]

eeehh? Not everyone calls it secondary school ....bet your one of those that call tea ...dinner! lol :D

[Jordcuk]

I could kiss you.

[slipjim]

6000th View woot

all True

3 fingered wooden leg carnies bit dodgy

That made me Lol

[QuiglysMom]

The reason Chavs are so stupid is that they stick firecrackers right up their noses and when they go off it blows their brains right out their ears.

[phoenixtilidie]

What brains do they have to blow out?

BTW if anybody who retried Fawkes' plot nowadays would be heralded a national hero.

[QuiglysMom]

Well that's been true since the 1980's tho ain't it?

Besides, If someone blew up Parliament now there wouldn't be any good comedy left on tele, would there?

[Flepent]

hahahahah ur brill

[KINKAZWELL]

yh it is english man wot part did u not understand m8

[iDaVincix]

I laughed so much at the 3finger Carni LOL

[KINKAZWELL]

here mate watched a few of ur vids now nd love um all propa funny am a chav nd i think ur fukin ace u shud start a pirate radio station ya no id fukin listen t ya all day mate keep da vids cumin

[sciencekingFred]

Is that even English?

[phoenixtilidie]

It's failing texttalk.

[mcrmusician]

i love bonfire night and i love bonfires :) and fireworks are so pretty :)

[harleystarraw]

lmfao maan i proper love you

[slamt08]

lol you ment a paki shop

[g0tcadaver]

fake accent

[33SaAAam]

no iss not

[emobabe1993]

5th Nov's my bday. Oh joy. I have "chavs" celebrating my bday =S

[katiieamealiax]

aha congrazz!:)

[ChelseaSmilee990]

LMFAOOOO!!!

[xCandyxRainx]

Have you seen Eden Lake Jordan? I saw it the other week, it's in blockbusters but as you dislike chave as much as i do i reccommend you watch it...it'll annoy you into a blogging frenzy i promise!! ^_^ xxx

[xCandyxRainx]

Lincolnshire feels your pain lol our chavs are getting a bit smart round here now, (i heard this off a dodgy friend of a friend :oS) but apparently whenever a chav dealer gets drugs to deal, day or night they'll set fireworks off in their garden, then if people are interested they'll do the same so the dealer knows how many people to expect!! It's scary! lol they shouldn't be using such language as morse code fireworks!! They can barely even speak haha ^_^ xxx

[fukinkirbylol]

haha...so funny hw tht cheese whoever he's called has wrote a chain comment sorta thintg...wen Jordan did a vid dedicated t how mch he hates thm! LOL x

[XxCheeseGodManDudexX]

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[LMFAOroflcopter]

bonfire night = eggin houses

;D

[poperpants]

thought that wer halloween aka mischief night might not be

[DonSimonUK]

hahahahaha great as always!

BIG UP ENGLAND FOREVER!

[nufclass08]

lol Well wher i live i was walkin through the estate a few days before bonfire night and ther was a massvie and i mean no jokes about 90 chavs aka in newcastle as charvers makin a HUGE bonfire and asi was innocently walking home i heard sirens and the whole chavs just fled but as they got closer dont ask why but i legged it and the buzy aka the policeman jumped out the carr and chased me theese chavs love picking up frieworks and letting them go out the HANDS yupp ii kow mad here they love XMAS

[fukinkirbylol]

OMG fukin gr8 vid!!! haha boners lol, its tru tho lol, they're like it wer i live, summat cums ovr them at school n they jst go mental!!! (even mor than usual!) Hey Jordan i jst thought...u shud do a vid about how chavs react wen it snows in England, stay indoors haha. luv ya xxx

[tank6603]

v for vendetta is a great movie

[welshchick1993]

"guy forks, and his mates"

lol

[Green2oo7]

Jordan. You ghad me in fuckin stitches. It's been a while since I've commented on one of your videos. Please make more videos like this, how you used to. I'm from England and live there aswell. I totally understand this, and When I was a bit younger and naive I did it. It's actually really fun but so so so dangerous. But anyway. Loved this vid Jordan, Just woke up and it made my day.

[corsetcrash]

wow I haven't seen a chav video in forever!!!

by the way....I love the way you say youtube haha

[theonecamel]

I'm so happy to see that england flag again... it's been a while.

[coralscott182]

all the chavs wag it during day time hours!

proper like 'orrrrr shit mateeeee lets go to bury town center, and get some new trackies off the market mate'

[D0MN0]

nice to see parliamant get blown up, what u a a nazi ?

[dracknlrrd]

i assume he means that the ensuing explosion would be entertaining :/

[aleksandra95x]

u r hot lol

[ChristopherBentley]

The thing is, he is so true.

[3ma93]

ok just so you know people! Chavs aren't as bad as what he makes out and no i'm not a chav (thank god) but i like bonfire night and halloween. i live in the east and it's not bad it must be only up north

[coilgunner2]

V for Vendetta!

[kjo78]

i love bonfire night,does that make me a chav?

[Gwish7]

Is that supposed to mean anything?

[Gwish7]

Yeh so am i? I didn't say he was the only English person on YouTube, i said he made it sound like he was? |:

[Gwish7]

You make it sound like your the only English person on YouTube. Chavs suck, our house got egged on Hallowe'en. LOL.

[musicmadlad21]

LivienRochelle he is a manc hes from manchester.........likin the vids keep it up =D ☺☻

[WNx3fed]

We had fireworks going off all last night ....

[alorsquefaiton]

the news anchor nod at the end!

[Marolinism]

hmmph... How interesting.

P.S.

I love it how you stop to drink water in the middle of your conversation. lol. Sweet!

[samerelivinitup]

ha ha read the description i dont think its water

ha ha they never egg in my area :s

and here in blackpool the fireworks last for days ..sat in college u can here them goin off like a week later

xxxx

[kragzie]

d'you use hair straightners, or is your hair naturally straight? j/w, completley agree witht his vid, i live in Westhoughtno, Bolton, an the chavs just go round settin bonfires everywhere.

[FunnyPranks]

My hair is naturally straight.

[bettypro]

@FunnyPranks its all the moisture in the air there.... everyone should have straight hair lol!!!

[LivienRochelle]

Two things. One-what's a chav? Like a thug? And Two-where in England are you? You sound more Scottish than anything.

[z0mgrugbyisback]

He sounds no where near Scottish. Bolton maybe.

And i've been shot twice by fireworks. Once i ended up in the middle of a fucking firework war.

The second time some morons drove up the side of me and let off an 8 shot at me. A firework drive by if you will.

I know someone who blow their own face off playing around with a rocket too.

[Azureene]

I think they are kinda like gangbangers but without the extreme violence, more like into vandalism and hanging out with each other.

Sorry if I'm way off base and no insult intended. =)

[chillichappy]

u missed the main point bonfires :O

they collect anything and steal it then burn your bins! then drink around the fire

and yep fireworks r still going on

LOVE IT good job (Y)

[se12london]

haha this is spot on!

[Writer954]

The whole Bonfire Night in England thing sounds cool.

How long have you,and the british have done it in England for ?

[HeatProtection]

since bout somewhere in the 1600's :O

great vid ^^

[Writer954]

Wow that's a very long time. And who's the person that started it all ?

[xXxHYPOMONKEYxXx]

AAHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

That was brilliant! That sound just like where I live! The chavs round my way get drunk on Lambrini and call people 'skets'...

wtf is a sket!? I thought she sneezed at first... lol!

Great vid :)

[ZOMGitsaCHAIR]

A sket is a whore

[fickasthuck]

Paha, ace video.

[NahanTrebuh]

his is the kind of video I originally subscribed for. :)

[Psyfe]

This is the kind of video I originally subscribed for. :)

[noobsanddomb]

yes, another video of you drunk...exlent :D

[ashleyrtomlin]

halloween, semi... you know.. christmas kinda flacid a bit still, but ...

bonfire night is when its fully erect and at it best!! ahahahahhaa

[jacksterfoord]

hahahahah loved it! I love these chav vids!

just a couple more topics: Chavs cant afford condoms, therefore make regularly appearances on the Jeremy Kyle show! :D

reply if you want :D

cheers

Jack

[timoz26]

Great vid Jordan. What's the latest on the Global Yearbook Project?

[XxXBoSpiErsXxX34]

Remember remember, the fifth of november, gunpowder treason and plot. I can see no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

[KBMadhouse]

and ruthless

[hellmaker222]

good one

[steve2863]

i think theres a bit of chav in yourself possibly more than you realise if you look deeper

[savvysymbiont]

luv the chav intel vids jordan...

[fobsessivegirl13]

at times i had no idea what you were talking about but i just kept watching and smiling because you're adorable and hilarious:)

[walkersafcfan]

are you saying james as his last name or first lol its jordan if you were lol

[DarkBay24]

Argh tell me about it.. but its not been as bad as previous years becase everybody is skint.

I also heard chavs will put them through letter boxes and stuff... But i wouldnt know, because i'm not a chav. They are pretty good at the egging though, we got one a few years back and our house isnt easy to target considering theres alot a trees around.

Oh and the chav brain is probably considerably smaller than Micheal Jacksons bank account..

More like a peanut, for example.

Good video 5/5

[lilrockere]

jordan i love you <3 hahah very funny vid :) its sooo ture they do the fireworks affter bonfire night its well anyoing lols anyways i cya later eleni xxxx

[SpacePilotJohnLee]

Yesterday I was driving down a busy main road in broad daylight and there were 2 chavs firing a Roman Candle at another chav on a bike... I hope they all burnt/were arrested

[Flepent]

Jordan i love your videos there amazing ur a legend

[TriViAnDiSgUiSe]

love ur vids its why i subscribed great descriptions and ur 99% right i live in a pretty tuff area and theres a boom every few mins day after bonfire night

[loryncle]

I forgot how much i missed your blogs/stories. This was what made me subscribe. I enjoy everything you do but i especially like your descriptions of things where you live. Chavs suck. Thanks for educating us.

[scotlumdi]

Same here! I sit with a big grin on my face throughout his videos. Chavs don't "cur". Jordan you're the best.

[OmgRhys]

Good vid jordan i fucking love your videos :) and I can also hear them now! i totally agree with second half of the video! but lets hope one day when they rip that piece of wood of the firework then throw it and then it ends up twating them in their face they arn't gonna be doing it again, but it will still continue keep the chavs vid coming I love them and i've stook with you for the whole of my time on youtube

good vid!

-rhys-

[phoenixapril]

FUCKIN HILARIOUS MATE!!!!!!

[KBMadhouse]

Some chav teenagers set a firework off in a 12yr old's face and the kid almost lost an eye

[poobill]

and scum

[lilmissshowjumper91]

Yeah Jordan guy, lol, that is what its like. I went to bonfire night with some mates. And at on side of bonfire chavs were there, and 10 police man, and on the other side, the families and little kids, with no policeman. We sorta hung around in the middle! And yes they didn't set of fireworks, The just egged. They are really stupid there like ha ha ha (in a low voice) I just killed a 5 year oldd!! Lol. Great video again, keep them comin!!

[MUFCDanny92]

Oh yes i understand, tonight has been worse than bonfire night and they are still going off now.

[adonis1077]

not just in england, btw... so you know.. the rest of the uk does too.

It celebrates terrorism.. in a way.

[Classices]

L-O-V-E your accent.

I'm english but I sounds NOTHING like that.

[Classices]

*sound

[lilmissshowjumper91]

Haha I sound just like that, a female version though

[the7thwreck]

there are so many fireworks going off! SHUT THE FUCK UP OUT THERE!!! DOING MY HEAD IN, ITS THE 8TH ASWELL!

[snarkykat]

At least it's not Devil's Night in Detroit lol

there you can't tell whether it's fireworks or (more likely) gunfire haha :D 5*

[RAWRRchaz]

Too true, ive got them going off in my lug hole right about now.

[hellmaker222]

cool im letting fire works of tonight

[razryan]

lol idd fireworks are doin my headin now they goin off now ;d

[duncan01234]

are these videos all for americans?

[FunnyPranks]

The video's are to humor the people in England who put up with this stuff on a daily basis, and to inform people from other countrys.

[sammydabammy]

Oh my James!

A blog, just like old days!

I missed them :)

[BananaSeads]

You look soo young in this video.

[FunnyPranks]

Yeah, it's the gay blue shirt. I put the wrong shirt on by accident, by the time i filmed this i drank too much to realize lol.