Master of 4chan

[Xiltt]

[Youtube Comments Section]

Not where i thought id find intelligent conversations about physics.....especially on a 4chan video.

[Stephenthecupcake101]

4chan sounds like a horable place

[Dedaluminus]

Fry's dog...too many feels.

[TheCrusaderBin]

The most boring 2 minutes and 13 seconds that I ever watched. Yes. I watched that long...

[spehizle]

Reddit is the pot-smoking atheist who reads books and has his front page set to BBC News.

4Chan is the 300lb virgin who plays Halo almost as much as he faps to furry porn and being an internet tough guy.

I know which side of the highway I'm on, but there's no harm in nipping across the road for a cup of 4Chan coffee now and again. But do so sparingly.

[dokuja]

[This is awful ]

AWFUL:

You are looking at it

[randomface54]

On the subject of the second picture, light exists as both a stream of subatomic particles (photons) and a wave of energy at the same time. It's called wave-particle duality.

[jackinal]

@randomface54 you sure are a punch of idiot

[randomface54]

@jackinal Not enough of one to confuse protons and photons.

[Milkmebebe]

/B/ What is that?

[ManiacalArtist]

nothing but horribly done mots. disappointing.

[hellraidzor]

metallica is for gays

[homlesshobo63]

@hellraidzor I think you spelled it wrong. "guys" is spelled with a "u" not an "a".

[kiel108]

@homlesshobo63 lol

[Master0Kral]

@homlesshobo63 Correction: Metallica is for 40 year old bikers who think they're tough.

[xGregapher]

I want to, but I just don't get 4chan..

[niccilomachiaveli]

@FReconSemperFi 4chan is pretty cool guy, eh makes internet haet machine and doesn't afraid of anything.

[niccilomachiaveli]

0:47

mastubation: DO IT FAGGOT.

[nor94]

uploading pics on youtube and adding heavy metal music as a background... nopenopenope

[ninjaspion]

what is a /B/?

[DutchMastersBlaze]

@ninjaspion

final boss of the internet, 4chan /b/ board

dont go there.

[niccilomachiaveli]

@DutchMastersBlaze actually i think /d/ is much much worse. also cocks.

[TheCaptainLulz]

K, Whats up with the fucking fetish some people have for sonic the hedgehog??? It was just a fucking game folks.

[MrsButerworth]

@TheCaptainLulz HOW DARE YOU. IT WAS MY CHILDHOOD

[TheCaptainLulz]

@MrsButerworth Yeah, you can like him, ok sure. Have you seen some of the drawn pr0n of him. Theres vast libraries of sonic pr0n out there. Just fucking EWWWWW.

[iroc464]

so take it you were 16 at the time of uploading this...

[seath64]

0:00

What is the Mother fucking first thing that any newfag learns about 4chan >:|

[FTWknob]

Click on a random part of the video, that's now what you live by.

I got Spetsnaz Backflip hatchet attack.

[deadblood0]

4:35 Yo dawg, I heard you like forklifts so I put a forklift on yo forklift so you can forklift while you forklift!

[miciso666]

steampunk darth looks badass :D

[supermariolover1000]

can't read at 6:53

[Thedrizzle404]

@supermariolover1000

id assume it mentions something about failing the american colors.

[trollolololloll]

the kid who got his head stuck in the chair is a WIN because he missed out on school.. and probs impressed the ladies

[KaosRedwood]

I'm 12 years old,and what is this?

[THEOMGProduction]

@KaosRedwood

Nothing

[ReflexChlymidia]

@Tibbz2Tibbz ...He's quoting a meme...

[ushiuni82]

@KaosRedwood Its a u tube video

[KaosRedwood]

@ushiuni82 ._. fail.

[foookyooo]

yeh coo

[foookyooo]

yay 4 suicide

[foookyooo]

i wantz ma sanmich :(

[crimsonakd]

First second Starts master of puppets. oh fuck yea i'm gonna watch the rest of it.

[mariocake1]

4CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[Taisma24]

Damn 1:03 Triples!

[ZadexTakido]

LMFAO how do you et backwayds b,,,,,its called d LOL!

[NoTrollsHere]

Hello. I'm OP. I'm a faggot and what's rules 1 and 2?

[SnappyK9]

4:39 as you can read on the forklift its a Toyota. Therefore its 200% stupider to use

[frosty1433]

probably the unfunniest 4chan montage to date

[ihazninja7]

4chan can never be mastered. it haz given birth to over 9000 anonymous and all your base will forever belong to it. 4chan will never forget and never forgive. it will nom on your soul. mudkeips like IT. it steals everyones bike. it rick rolls rick astley. it even brings down the super cult scientology. rejoice for this is what ceiling cat haz given us and remember, that THIS IS 4CHAN!!!!!!

[videogamenostalgia]

'It's a brand new day. What should I do?'

'Kill yourself'

LOL genius!

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

Master of Puppets is one of Metallica's most overrated albums. In fact, it isn't that good at all.

[seath64]

Hahaha the person below me is a faggot.

[vinzer72banned]

i can fap to this

[wolf92193]

ummm...funny vid, but what is 4chan???

[hybrid124]

@wolf92193 The internet's hate machine

[thatsfornoobs]

@hybrid124 we only hate those who need to be hated.

[mazrel2]

@wolf92193 4chan.org....

[BakaNation]

OMG my stapler was great......reminded me of the office!!....u took....u took meh stapler xD!!

[morrowindarcherman]

Wait, light travels around the speed of light? Shit...

[7411y]

when you creditted 'short guy', did you mean caturday shortguy?

[ManEatingLunchBox]

rules 1 and 2 nigger

[thatsfornoobs]

@ManEatingLunchBox Rule 2 states that a viewer must be of appropriate age to view adult content (18+) how old is the owner of this video? Rule 2 was not broken. Rule 1 was not broken, the images in the video are not illegal in anyway. Youtube would remove the video. I could be wrong, I didn't watch it. I refuse to watch this shit.

[conochi1]

photons, its a matter wave

[InvaderRek]

2:37 I think I made this one... But I can't even remember. *face palm* I fail.

[TAincorporated]

Why is everybody related to this video a pretentious faggot? OP, you're not funny and you're probably 12.

[TheGentledawn]

@TAincorporated

word

[LarryDong]

Metallica suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[TheTortugaTanker]

@LarryDong

You're a fag.

ps. - THE GAME

[LarryDong]

@TheTortugaTanker

Oh dear... You mention the game and you call me the fag?

Fuck...

[TheTortugaTanker]

@LarryDong

Fuck? You may want to hit puberty before considering taking up the task of losing your virginity.

[LarryDong]

@TheTortugaTanker

Done and done you goddamned looser.

[TheTortugaTanker]

@LarryDong

Rule 32 of the Internetz, fag!

You must have pictures to prove your statements.

Obvious trollfag is obvious and fail.

[LarryDong]

@TheTortugaTanker

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTT­TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[TheTortugaTanker]

@LarryDong

This isn't Sparta ... this is YouTube.

[LarryDong]

@TheTortugaTanker

it's both

[TheTortugaTanker]

@LarryDong

OH SHI-

THAT'S LIKE DIVIDING BY ZERO

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@LarryDong Metallica sucks after Ride the Lightning*

[sonic4ever11]

That would be a 'd'

[SewerStreet]

How do you get that backwards b?

[SRH911]

Fucking LOLcats, they don't belong in 4chan

[altteras]

Bad video

[Zauten]

rofl last one is the best

[Sorozos]

goddamn it none of these were funny at all!!! i only got a small chuckle out of the backwards b thing but thats it! ive seen funny demotivational posters but you have picked every single one thats no funny!

[attackthem5]

SURE IS RULES 1 AND 2 IN HERE

[petj0n]

Spoiler nr 1 jesus dies

[Nutsyism]

Adding annotations to things already with annotations is hardly ever funny.

[Fudgaboutit]

7:55 made me laugh my ass off. I wish I could find that one.

[2WIRE311]

PICTURES

beacuse gifs are for pussies

[Thespians1]

0:40 DO NOT WANT

[RebelPunk1991]

still better than the average /b/ on youtube

[RSMVforthesoul]

Lol, sshing mordor.

[MegaObliterate]

The Game.

[vajeyjey58]

fuck metallica

[dumfart21]

err:404

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[ShadowWolfRising]

the steampunk darth vader is fucking awesome.

[VentusUnbirth]

What has been seen can not be unseen.... WHY!?

[DreamsDemize]

@Glaciergirl, Rule 1 and 2 fucking nerd, and this video has no Rule 34 so your obviously retarded bro.

[super301I]

@DreamsDemize Rule 1 and 2 only apply to raids so..

You Lose, Good Day Sir!

[DreamsDemize]

@super301I Nerd gf but you dont even know how to triforce.. And you know what else? THE GAME.

[super301I]

@DreamsDemize

Only newfags worry about triforces, how about you go on 4chan and learn to be a troll, cuz right now your worst than a Fail Troll.

[DreamsDemize]

@super301I No, the worst troll ever is gabe newell.. 

[super301I]

@DreamsDemize Agreed, Dammit!!! Where's my Half-Life Episode 3?!?!?!

[DreamsDemize]

@super301I I say we go to Gabe Newells house and hold him for ransom

[rickboersma]

@DreamsDemize

Dude youre a fucking retard.

This is quite obviously not a raid.

And dont give me the "Im trolling" shit cos there is a difference between trolling and being an imbecile.

[DreamsDemize]

You are a feeble minded fool sir and honestly idiots like you give 4chan a bad name

[sigmaree]

@DreamsDemize

damn, i wish i could come over and fuck ur asses.

[xxXRaymoondoXxx]

Who made you master of 4chan?

[tjoshanatorwow]

8:00 proof that soccer is stupid

[Alodybawb]

its not master of 4chan, its meme master

[sold1ier]

i have the spetsnaz backround :P

[NarfLarf]

6:17 That's just awesome and creative, would've loved to see a Hadouken one.

[bringerofshadow1]

what manga is that with all the nazi girls?

[FugeesTheScore]

there is no master of 4chan.... except MOOT. I like Moot. I also like Tom Cellic's mustache. Its very cool, but not as cool as Shin Gouki.

No one defeats Adam We.

[Ju5tAn0therP3rson]

M<3<3T

I LOVE MOOT

[xLilPunx96]

YOu suck take this shit down

[boomboomsniffsniff]

Thanks for putting up a good song instead of some shitty techno crap like everyone else.

[DougieG75]

Metallica FTW!

[pibbification]

lol

[Girlishgirishmeow]

Master of 4chan? more like Master or Fail.... really shit vid if thats what you call it... more like a collection of pics that most poeple have already seen strung together in a boring lineup of boredom....

[Nietsnebarg]

At 2:24 I got it but didn't laugh my ass off or vomit, what does that make me?

[Rakazak1]

@Nietsnebarg you just dont exist.

[Greenscarfcat]

@Nietsnebarg That makes you Chuck Norris, obviously.

[munkyboywndr]

This is terrible.

You are terrible.

Never again, Glaciergirl.

[meevsdagr8er]

this is just really, really unfunny for the most part.

[MikiM2M]

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[Rudimentarypenis]

Win @ 3:11The new Metal Gear is gonna blow.

[PossessedTissueBox]

YOU GUYS ARE A NUNCH OF FUCKING NEWFAGS, GTFO MY /B/!

[waffle12996]

@PossessedTissueBox what's /B/?

[XxAlexMcElroyxX]

@waffle12996 /b/ is the internet my friend.

[waffle12996]

@XxAlexMcElroyxX Yes but /B/ doesn't exist. It's called /b/. derp :3

[XxAlexMcElroyxX]

@waffle12996 True, I herp when I derp :I

[halloweenfan92]

4chan makes me in a state of for msome reason fear AND humor im not sure....

[pivotsreborn]

398 people missed the like button

how sad...

[thuzan117]

warning this video is fucking awesome, don't watch it if your a pussy.

[PowerfulLighting]

the last one is the funniest imo

[muxthebest]

FUCK YOU NEWFAGS

[GodCzPl]

you should know that I am in your wardrobe

[MaTTDuD3]

i want to pick all the stuff off the guys hands at 0:41

[xupit3r]

you fail man

[Hendzi]

7:56 Made sense........

[furryemo]

0:37 run its a trap

[doorknob585]

2:28 it's /b/ not B

maybe thats why 90% of the people who will see it wont get it

its wrong

[SilverOsprey1]

@doorknob585 who is the brown bear? i think ive seen him b4

[doorknob585]

@SilverOsprey1 its pedobear

[ShadowsEdg3]

@doorknob585 umad bro?

[1c3x3d]

@doorknob585 thats because everything is wrote down with CAPSLOCK on....

[TheWebster7]

@doorknob585 but i still dont get it then can you explain?

[ShadowTheHedgehogX99]

@doorknob585 still dont get it :/

[MF0TY]

LOL @ the free candy, that dood does look legit!

[blakhawk2265]

the funny thing is on the objection picture, it says "I'd hit that!" "Me too.

[dskpunisher]

lol that nigga earned my bike. THATS fucking pricless

[kickass36]

i forogt what these pictures are called were its a picture and then a comment at the bottem can anyone tell me?

[ksimasterlord]

@kickass36 Demotavational posters

[BrotherTanthius]

The backwards b is just too retarded....

[HSFan107]

You Newfag.

[MrFox1231]

I always find 0:27 to be sad :(

[XXPrincessMidna]

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THAT GUYS HANDS AT 0:49?!?!

[MrFox1231]

@XXPrincessMidna He masturbated

[Sasukehyuga90]

@XXPrincessMidna J_J

[lyricsj11]

@XXPrincessMidna its some kind of skin disorder not sure off the name of it

the skin turns into like a form of tree bark (showed on TLC)

[wille98k]

@XXPrincessMidna its a rare disease, he is called the tree man a resto druid.

[port27power]

god damnit... i hate cancer. rules 1 and 2.... and on jewtube... i am dissapoint

[pixaci]

i don't get the point of the picture at 2:28 can someone explain it to me! what does that bear mean?

[MoonlightShadowlolz]

@pixaci thats pedobear, he is everywhere on the internet, looking at young girls. A well known quote of him: "whats best about twenty three year olds?" " twenty of them" he's just pedo bear nothing more. look at google

[Iceburg116]

1:08

He fucking wrote "do"

[krazyzyko]

5:24 NiG-NiG-NiG-NiG-NiG-NiG-NiG-Ni­G-NiG-NiG-NiG-NiG-NiG-NiGGACOP­TER!

[Lallapalalable]

why 15?  Did you research which age groups are the least provoked by demotivation?

[tempxanga]

nice vid with horrible music

[Flowstone]

so true old fags dont care for the triforce ▲

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[wowdudeperson]

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[ThraxUK]

▲Oldfags ▲ dont ▲ triforce ▲

[pandafuhrer]

shit ▲

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