My dad actually pranked a theater by selling boxes of "soylent green" snacks. Once people got to the "Soylent green is people" scene, they ran out of the theater. XD
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IT'S PEOPLE!
PichuXYZ 1 week ago
So thats what they do with all the terrorists! No wonder we dont pull out of Iraq!!
adfgfds 1 month ago
Wish I could get these in Australia. :(
BanjoOz 4 months ago
... taste just like grandma!
ccskatepark 4 months ago
Jimmie, noooo!
MrTonyLemon 5 months ago
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he said we are what we eat, and then HE WINKED!!!! D:
Sodasprite6310 6 months ago
I don't like Soylent Green. But I've been told I'm not a people person.
hayesism 6 months ago 9
Let's eat, grandma!
Let's eat grandma!
Soylent Grammar saves people.
GymMasterAlex 6 months ago 2
Soylent green crackers? So soylent green is white people
bowenarrow507 7 months ago
TOM WAITS
ExplorerFreak 7 months ago
"hey buddy, what you got there?"
"Mm, Soylent Greens."
"Yeah, what do they taste like?"
"souls... And feet."
MrRecycledMan 7 months ago 3
It tastes like grandma's.
It tastes like grandmas.
I see what you did there!
BubbaDough 7 months ago 4
"Remember, you are what you eat!"
Made. My. Day.
lifesong91 7 months ago 2
"how does it taste?"
"it varies from person to person"
SimplyChuck1 7 months ago 5
WANT!
BowievMercury 7 months ago
TOM WAITS!!! OMG im a huge fan, who at thinkgeek likes him??
Babelfish112 7 months ago 10
@Babelfish112 That painting actually belongs to one of the founders of the company.
thinkgeek 7 months ago 7
@thinkgeek Wow nice :) Tell them from me that I love them now xD
Babelfish112 7 months ago
wait... This was an ad?
110110010 7 months ago
This...is amazing!
MrJohnnyVengeance 7 months ago
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MrJohnnyVengeance 7 months ago
".....you are what you eat"
Now THAT'S funny
LordShivasServant 7 months ago
finally something we can do with the justin beiber fans
DjWuzHear 7 months ago 6
lol "Tastes just like Grandmas."
Buggy793 7 months ago 2
SOYLENT GREEN IS GEEKS
The1apprentice 7 months ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeew
dudemannelson 7 months ago
why can't we eat people were animals to right?.....^_~
anyone?...
buangnamon 7 months ago 2
weird I don't remember the recipe calling for goggles...
Qthedude16 7 months ago
This is a product from the movie soylent green, google it.
frannyj2344 7 months ago
ITS A COOKBOOK!
NatPJ1 7 months ago
What is this? Marble Hornets?
thehsushoe 7 months ago
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person
raineca 7 months ago 10
aw now ima sad and cant eat them XD
sweettooth80 7 months ago
Was this shot on a 5D MkII? There's a lot of moire and rolling shutter in the video. other than that, it's a great vid!
texabyte 7 months ago
wait..whut?
TheKayasto 7 months ago
i wonder how they taste?
ninaelle2003 7 months ago
@ninaelle2003 Actually, not that far off from a Wheat Thin.
fraizemonkey 7 months ago
so the crackers are made out of people?
rootbear75 7 months ago
Love it! Tastes just like Grandma..
blackrose86lh 7 months ago
Its made from People!
whateverusaymate 7 months ago
that just fucking ruined the ending , thanks thinkgeek.....
concretecubes 7 months ago 2
"MMM, tastes just like grandmas" ;-)
rstuckmaier 7 months ago
Soylent green is people!! Delicious people... omnomnom
Kiwizzle 7 months ago
oh nvm its tom waits
FathomLordKarathr 7 months ago
whos that guy in the picture ive sceen him before
FathomLordKarathr 7 months ago
@FathomLordKarathr That's Tom Waits
RockaRecord 7 months ago
nice goggles
RaxynSword 7 months ago 4
Suddenly I feel like occasionally practicing cannibalism.
Kytseo 7 months ago
I prefer soylent red.
mariofreak444 7 months ago
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JVic1992 7 months ago
I've been it that utility room before :D.
lawnmowerdude 7 months ago
Now with more girl!
BohemianBlasphemy 7 months ago
Tom Waits Picture! Woo! I Love You.
supergamer2346 7 months ago
My dad actually pranked a theater by selling boxes of "soylent green" snacks. Once people got to the "Soylent green is people" scene, they ran out of the theater. XD
BevinKB 7 months ago
But I'm not Japanese... Why would I eat this?
arrowman42 7 months ago
@arrowman42 *facepalm*
8krusader 7 months ago
When are the Bag of Holding suppose to be back in stock?
Darkbionic 7 months ago
This is defiantly one of your better ones. Good job, ThinkGeek
DoctorWorm01 7 months ago
Thumbs up for the Tom Waits poster, not the video
CraigJarrett1985 7 months ago
I FUCKING LOVE TOM WAITS!
dudesons441 7 months ago
I LOVE YOU FOR HAVING THE TOM WAITS PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!
dudesons441 7 months ago
So.... Does this take place in the Half-life 2 universe?
SporeFan01234 7 months ago
I see nothing wrong with eating people. If I had a girlfriend, I'd eat her as often as I could.
ydnab 7 months ago
@ydnab thats IF you could even GET a girlfriend
Cromiteus 7 months ago
@Cromiteus - Hey, I've had one of those before!
It could happen again...
ydnab 7 months ago
@ydnab no, no it can't
Cromiteus 7 months ago
omg i love the knight wearing the 8bit tie
spartan23456789 7 months ago
"Tastes just like grandma's" or "tastes just like grandmas"?
nght5tlkr 7 months ago
fucking great !
lukevash 7 months ago
That was probably the best product video I've ever seen.
JoraffProductions 7 months ago 2
lol at first I thought the title was "soviet" crackers.
sarkujapan23 7 months ago 37
@sarkujapan23 In Soylent Russia, crackers eat people.
thinkgeek 7 months ago 132
@thinkgeek In Soylent Russia, you eat what you are...
HoshiHikari 7 months ago 2
@thinkgeek LOL I don't want to live in Soylent and buy food...
lolnoobsroflmao 4 months ago
@sarkujapan23 Have you not seen the movie Soylent Green ? SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE.
quimbyt 7 months ago
SOYLENT GREEN IS PLANTS! Wait...no...dammit!
mediarulestheworld 7 months ago
delicious
xblizkx 7 months ago
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dirkblabla 7 months ago
Delicious people
315Roxy 7 months ago
ewwww
cjg531 7 months ago
omnomnomnom
eliteiMer 7 months ago
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
phillip1500 7 months ago 90
@phillip1500 PEEEEOPLLLLLLE!!!!!!
595moore 7 months ago
@phillip1500 NO IT IS CHINESE BABY GIRLS AND DELICIOUS BUT IS CERTIANLY NOT PEOPLE
MrRobert27k 7 months ago
grosss
mikelboi87 7 months ago