Can't Swim? Go Swimming!

[guitarplayer636]

Hot girls with low bikinis! XD

[Kiajenna]

Sleeping or stoned

[SENSAYSIERRA]

Last time i even went to a public pool someone stole mine and my friends money and our shirts...

[mordecia44]

Maby scince it was a blind pool...they had blind life guards?

[XxshadowWolf13xX]

I'm not sure what distracted them, but it was probably something stupid. It doesn't take much to distract most of these retards. My sister and me almost ended up like this woman in the wave pool at our local water park. there were at least 3 life gaurds there, and none of them did shit!!!! My sis got saved by some random lady, and that freed up the arm i was using to try and keep my sis above water, so then i could get my head above water for more than half a second. Lifegaurds = USELESS!!!!

[PrincessZeldaxLink]

Oh my! Splash XD lol

[AvengerMarvel]

Oh my! SPLASH

[ItzChloe1]

big booty bitches

[highflyer101999]

Her bikini went up and they allmost died at the sight

[highflyer101999]

Her bikini went up and they allmost died

[megahalish3]

Lol what the hell...there was an ad for pool cleaner on thsi vid....

[eRImAY2000]

Eating a sandwich than fell asleep

[FairBlueRose]

Oh my... top comments are the same.

[zing199]

Dead bodys, shit, and piss! Now thats why I don't go in public pools!

[hmbbeauty]

dude ... this happened in my stattee ... it was alll ovaa the newwsss... they ddnt get her out cuz the pool was so dirty tht they cldnt see her

[mishisume]

from 1:08 to 1:15 is the best part of the video xD

love you fluffee

[mishisume]

oh my.... splash

xD i love you fluffee

[LaughAdventureLove]

2:45 OH MY! haha made my day!

[1xxMaddiexx]

1:09 haha

[cowfluf7]

probably texting. fucking morons.

[SK83RDUDE247]

My friend was drowning and I'm a pretty good swimmer so I went in after him he pulled me under so I freaked out and my friends all made a line up to get me out then my friend was under the water and the life guards were asking if he was okay they didn't even go in my friends mom was on the other side of the park and she pulled him out

[lolla4cUTe]

2:34 XD

[FlyingForFish]

FLuffee, you seem awfully calm. how high were you when you filmed this? xD

[sabulba57]

she WAS the lifeguard...

[mrmacho2012]

The life guards were smokin weed

[ChristopherAngelies]

Use a freiken Katana ! to kill a zombie perfect weapon

Lol anyone stay for after the credits " ?

[lolopolo49]

they used her for sex while she was dead those sick bastards

[therealuglygrizzly]

Sex is a strong distraction,"Hey! No sex! I said no- oh. Man she's hot I better join in!

[jaymike477]

Lol

[zeclapoke]

Blowjobs

[666hellsangle]

Im drowning save me pulls out in u go splash

[c5rep0rter]

that also happened a few miles away from my house, and let me tell you if you have ever been near that stte park in the summer you'd know why it happened. the water is murky as heck, and it's literally shoulder to shoulder during swimming time... now thanks to this dumb b!ch who had to die there are no more public pools. third public pool i think that's been shut down, and i friggen hate it!

[missmodle]

That happened a few miles away from my house

[sciman001]

lol

[yoshigoboom627]

AND back into the pool! OH MY.......splash!

[hannahmontana123453]

ur actually so funny its unbelievable hehe :D

[Nath3966]

Smoking a joint

[TheKurauchiha]

TOP COMMENTS WHY YOU NO DIFFERENT? xD

[1PrincessDaisyfan45]

✿♥eh must of been talking to some chicks :/✿♥

[xBaniTheBunny]

Oh my. Splash? xD

[WAnNAb3PAndAB3ArS]

i never knew how to swim but i still do hahah

[eatate4]

dont dead bodies float -.- cos water would fill in her body making her float...

[LDMfoLiFe78]

masterbating lol

[BerryflameLuv]

1:34

Lifegaurds don't do a good job, I never swam much in my swimming lessons, all because i was afraid to drown. I saw the Lifegaurds just being stupid, so i never really swam, And at the local water-park all the Lifegaurds do is stare into space, I once even saw a guy halfway drowned, My mother had to yell at the lifeguard to save him.

[MsRaccoonEyes]

Chaseing the bitch that took their weed

[peternaruto9]

what do you think?girls distracted them!!!its a pool!!!

[origamimaster123456]

they were jacking of while looking at the dead body when its cloths were pulled of by a 2 year old dog malestor

[kylecookie2]

you should have a separate channel for fan mail

[sirchickenman]

awesome opening

[iuly92]

maybe she was a life guard

[MrLilort]

@iuly92

a life guard who cant swim? ...thats new.

[oxgee]

You are soo blazed hahaha

[IsItMyTimeNow]

the awkward moment when the top two comments are the same and both made by retards who quote bits from the video we JUST WATCHED

[RarityIsBestPony]

Another tip: When your 9 and can't ride a bike, don't let your dad let you ride a motorcycle. I did and burned my leg and got hurt but not bad

[do7691]

idk eating pie!?

[DeDe9027]

lol FLuffee..I agree. Public Pools are gross! I once saw a Band Aid in the water, and someone was bleeding into the freaking pool...well one, I got dizzy seein g the band aid, then I almost fainted at the sight of the blood...Then a like...3 yr old screamed out "SHAAAAAAAAAAAAARK IN THE POOL!" and started screaming and crying and jumping on people in a GTFO OF THE POOL BITCHES THERES A SHARK rage.

[TwistedWalruse]

Somebody's stoned to the brink of eating Cheetos till he passes out.

[23khalid23]

chuck norris!!! With his fist!

[MrUnacy]

haha nice kiddie bike!!!

[ryley92]

are you black? jump in a pool

[CandyIlyse25]

CUZ THEY'RE DIRRTY! xD

[colby101195]

"i think i just save alotta lives"

[glyn710]

they were smoking meth

[alyciaroxx1010]

Not doing there job

[alyciaroxx1010]

O my...............splash lol!!

[sciman001]

@alyciaroxx1010 lol that was so funny!

[TheEmoKitteehKat]

"Oh my...splash"

xDDD<3

[andy56duky]

@TheEmoKitteehKat Oh my.....splash! my vagina exploded with cum

[ManiacThePyro]

one of two things, either high as fuck or all like 'hey free pussy'. or both maybe.

[moneyscreamsyes]

Laughing. Thats what I'd do. I'd be like, "heey mate, there's a *laughlaughlaughdieoflaughter*­".

[GingerNoSoul98]

I think the life gaurds where doin each other

[aishnee]

Those lifeguards must've been stoned.

[RobloxCivilian123]

I'm not going to go swim in public pools anymore

[Johnston857]

they had to much chlorine in the pool and couldnt see the body

[JynxBabe6]

"Back in the pool!" "Oh, my...splash" I almost died laughing. I think my brother and I replayed that like 9 times xD

[cadyt1]

WEED

[MayRay924]

lol the lifeguards sould be put down... those dirty animals

[yellowfang456]

they most likley saw a hot girl in a bikini and stared at her and then passed out

[Raqwaza17]

lifeguard only ever chat. pieces of shit.

[aylissapina]

how do u come up with these?? XD

[Abyssvx]

@aylissapina I heard about this story on the news. This, I know for a fact, Isn't made up.

[BballGod100]

where do you find all of these stories????

[mrpokeman678]

The lifeguards were probably fingering eachother and didnt know what LIFEGUARD meant.their fucking dumbasses for not seeing the dead body.

[romero763]

1:06 Oh my...splash!

[TheTwiins123]

He is sooooo high. hahahaha

[joebeautifulitstrue]

perhaps they were just having a really long acid trip



[soccer6liife]

im a lifeguard......and i saved 4 people i actually do my job

[legoincplx4x5]

@soccer6liife good unlike many people your not a waste of space 

[WellUnder9000]

I teach swimming lessons... Thanks...

[Fucknon420smokers]

The lifeguards didn't see the lady cuz they were stoned

[Lolz218]

It just so happens I have a playlist called pinecone☆彡 for fluffees vids

[dghjgtty]

i went to that pool it wasnt floating at all she sunk to the bottom and the water was really murky some teenagers whent into the pool at night and found the body, atleast i think thats how it happened...

[GB0tr]

He is so stoned.

[GoogooEyedChihuahua]

Fucking retarded lifeguards!

[MrMartianChannel]

Didn't they notice her when the pool closed each night? I mean if they made everyone get out of the water they wouldn't just leave her there.

[Mark9Krauze]

i bet they were betting how long the drowning people can hold thier breath.

[mesa666777]

smookn weed

[Lolz218]

Maybe the lifeguard thought she was going for the world record not breathing for 2 days in water

[789JOE789]

life guards dont do anything

[G3ar0fwar]

he looks really stoned

[MansonLove1988]

They probably took a lot of hits of acid and thought that they were just imaging a dead body in the pool for two days. o.0 That's why i'm never taking acid again...

[bluefirex24]

What lifeguard are always doing. Practicing there mime language.

[pipipaige]

@sports4life85 he looks high in every video, hahaha

[JessikahElise]

@Brian9827 what band is your brother in??

[JessikahElise]

Was this in Fall River Massachusetts? At the beginning of the summer?

[muzikkid33]

"Oh my!" *Splash*

[Jchanproductions]

They were masterbating.

[KCJan123]

weed

[simigirl16]

i'd poke out their fucking eyes. then they'd have an excuse to not see shit.

[deejaytallica]

ok i think they ither drowneded her them selfs .. or they where like to high to care.

[TheAmEv]

this incident happened around where i live and she took her nephew to this pool and she went down the water slide and she hit her head. and the water was so murky that she couldnt find her.. and within those days she was in the pool health people checked out the pool and gave it the ok!!! the nephew even told the lifeguards that he couldnt find her and they said ok but never looked for her.

[CresseliaChannel]

lol ive been taking swimming lessons for 1 and 1/4 months and i didnt know how you kick or paddle of float for 1 month and 4 days.i finally learned to float today

[YourBiggestFan2552]

Ooohhh my! Splash! Lmfao

[andrewolson458]

there was naked girls all around her body

[shaolindragon24jutsu]

Maybe they were masturbating. Hey no one can see what your doing when your up on the life guard tower, life guard chair, whatever that really tall thing is they sit on.

[JustGinny214]

first time posting.. i fucking lovee you!

[skatebaorder871]

Ha, are you high? 

[victoriaisntsosecret]

A pool for the blind....HAHA!

[erikrox69]

Maybe on the first day they thought she was just relaxing. I don't know about overnight though. What were they thinking?

[GAM3R2323]

there goes my appeitite...

[Kakortan]

They were raping a girl doing a group some

[TheBatman4never]

They were having sex with themselvs

[kellyaryn262]

do we have a.. dead body skimmer?

[sports4life85]

you look high in this episode

[ItsLeanneHunny]

I.....fucking.....love you

[coobrah]

lol "here is a pro tip for u guys if u dont nkow how to swim then dont go swimming oh i think i just saved alot of lifes" haha love that lol

[YoshiTheShiba]

some real good herb ! thats what they were doing !

[Lexluv5678]

They were too afraid to touch her because she might be a zombie.

[bongoboy231]

woo i live there there was inspetions there she drowned when going down the slide with a kid she was baby sitting

[smash0]

oh, my... splash!

[thecent231999]

@smash0 back in pool!! oh my...splash!

[mznaruto215]

fluffee.... why your eyes so red? >.>

[nido212]

Dude, This Happened In My town

[xboxboy98]

they where having an orgy like in friday the 13th duh!

[worldwartra]

10 facts about you:

1. You are reading this comment

2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact

4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7.You are still reading my comment

9 You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day ever

[gameboysixteen]

@worldwartra 13 there are still 10 facts because you skipped 3 and 8

[TheRedwolf11]

@worldwartra 1.I noticed there are supposed to be 10 comments...Which there was just numbered incorrectly...

2.I didn't smile...And didn't check...Because I knew!

4.Those are fakes!

5.You didn't noticed I skipped 3 and you're a fucking dumbass.

Print this comment, roll up the paper, and shove it up your fucking ass for pasting it on any videos!

[Frankthegb]

@worldwartra

1. No shit I;m reading it

2. No shit it's a stupid fact

4. Did so realize you skipped three. You obviously missed it though.

6. No, I'm not smiling.I'm face-palming at you idiocy.

7. No fucking shit.

9. Yes I fucking did -.-

10. No, I'm not checking NOR am I smiling because I DIDN'T fall for it, mass generalizer...

11. Sorry, nope, not enjoying it. Yeah I DID realize there were only supposed to be ten. I'm not mentally fucking retarded... I can READ the fucking title... That -c-

[Frankthegb]

@worldwartra -c- is all.

[sk8r2221]

@worldwartra Ok this is all imma say cos mr redwolf pretty much took the words out of my mouth but the only thing this provves is you cant F***ING COUNT and yeah there ARE TEN FRICKIN FACTS

GODDAMN I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO GRADUATE fROM KINDERGARTEN TO POST COMMENTS ON YOUTuBE

[BorgieBabyxx]

Well the woman drowned a city called, fall river, which is really ghetto so no one probably noticed her because they were all high on heroin

[daleovdedead]

oh my splayash

[KeekzMusic101]

I love how I'm watching this video again but, the commercial is a man jumping off a tall ass building into some water.... You think he drowned?

[solarifle]

So she couldn't swim but she still tried to swim, she dumbassed herself to death

[justinmauro666]

i heard about this i was told it was like 3 days

[lakotalovesyou]

back in the pool.... ohhh myyy! SPLASH.. :DDD lol

[FrankandJoe3]

I love watching your eyebrows XD

[0aprilanne0]

I heard this same exact story but it was a little boy and his friend went down a slide with him and the friend tried telling a lifeguard he hasn't come up yet and the lifeguard blew her off.

[TheRoastedpotatoes]

having an orgy

[snakeman1027]

...I found a knife in my local pool

[brian9827]

i live like an hour from that city where that lady died O___o ..... thank god i dont swim there

[BabyCovenant22]

@brian9827 Thank god you don't live here, this city's even more of an embarrassment thanks to that pool death!

[brian9827]

@BabyCovenant22 i know i go there like every 3 months cause i buy Portuguese products there and there are not many Portuguese stares near me [i live near Boston] and the Portuguese band my bro is in goes there once a year for a festival ...... still O__o

[MultiNotaname]

DUDE! THAT WAS MY NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!!!!!

[ElvynWolf]

Gay Lifeguard butt-sex

[superbrianna100]

Oh my! Spla-ash

[hockeylurver29]

At 1:14 when he said splash, I nearly died!

[MrBigMOproduction]

i had to fight like 20 hair monsters every time i went to scuba practice

[MrCole56]

The lifeguards raped her then threw her in the sewer, that explains the shit and piss and nobody noticing

[RBstationable]

Splash. LOL!!

[lovelieladie3]

when the pool closed cudnt they notice a woman jus floating there???

[TheDreweasy666]

they must have been smokin CRACK and did not want to put the pipe down cuz the other life gaurd would have took it

[cinkim80]

u shit and pee on urself when ur dead??? D:

[Brookealiciouss]

I'm a lifeguard and I'm not that dumb. I work at a waterpark and we are forced to know what we are doing. I heard inspectors were even there and didn't see the shit. Must have been red cross facility.

[themanrocks4ever]

Tags DO say it all! Great vids also!!!!

[juggalotillworldsend]

The lifeguard on duty should be charged with manslaughter

[weirddudeification]

well... they WERE at a swimming pool... you know what that means.

BIKINI CHICKS!!! :D

[xXeBaYsNiP3RXx]

they where all high with me

[cjsworld9000]

and lets face it they probably didnt clean the pool after finally fishing it out

[lovelyigorilla]

hahaha he said DUTY