This game is beyond foul. I forced myself to play 3 levels into it, just to see if the next levels were any different. They were not. Each level is the same format: Destroy all enemies surrounding a camera, destroy camera, repeat for each camera. I am amazed that the AVGN has not ripped this game a new 6-pack of assholes yet.
The game isn't that bad. You can get stuck in some parts but it's worth blowing some stuff up. Good idea on a review, but at least go a bit further into the game. The primary goal is to knock out security cams in each area. Personally, use the Peanut Gun if you wanna save ammo for your other toys, use the Bowling Ball if you really wanna get rough with all those war toys, use the Spinning Top to knock out those nasty Wind-up Walking Bombs.
These "game reviews" are just......AWESOME. I`ve not laughed so hard in a long time. Spoken just as Shane Douglas would have said it. Just comic genious.
These are so much better than the Angry video game wanker's shit. That kid tries too hard to come up with "funny" insults but it's always the same dumbass comments referring to poop or diarrhea from an elephant or a rhino or ape and he overdoes it all the time. That and his theme song is one of the most annoying and stupid songs ever. I prefer these "Franchise" reviews. Keep it up!
im gonna send you all my crappy snes games so you can make reviews,your AWESOME
MARXCCCP 11 months ago
Lol, at the mention of Lance Storm's fail chair shots.
SNESRadio 1 year ago
hahahah this is very silly but very funny keep it up! Franchise rules.
IdolInternational 1 year ago
This game is beyond foul. I forced myself to play 3 levels into it, just to see if the next levels were any different. They were not. Each level is the same format: Destroy all enemies surrounding a camera, destroy camera, repeat for each camera. I am amazed that the AVGN has not ripped this game a new 6-pack of assholes yet.
0megamanX 2 years ago
oh my GOD the commentary. HAHAHAHAHA, "taking a crap through his gaping mouth". HAHAH that is nasty but some of the jokes are so funny.
wheelman2003 2 years ago
the film was awesome but the game sucked. none of the film based games i played for my snes had anything to do with the film.
remember wayne's world anyone?
Hemsy19 2 years ago
This is wrong on so many levels. Hilarious.
Shoot, I liked the Toys movie though.
theboombody 2 years ago
This game is bullshit.
I almost beat the snes version several times but never made it past the very last level.
TPM75108 2 years ago
hey smsl4lyfe can you review more games for the sega genesis?
NickInfante92 2 years ago
I liked this better when it was called Moon Man.
sharkisland89 3 years ago
The game isn't that bad. You can get stuck in some parts but it's worth blowing some stuff up. Good idea on a review, but at least go a bit further into the game. The primary goal is to knock out security cams in each area. Personally, use the Peanut Gun if you wanna save ammo for your other toys, use the Bowling Ball if you really wanna get rough with all those war toys, use the Spinning Top to knock out those nasty Wind-up Walking Bombs.
TetsumiKato 3 years ago
great vid i had i right giggle (penis gun lol) cheers matey:)
mutronics1 3 years ago
These "game reviews" are just......AWESOME. I`ve not laughed so hard in a long time. Spoken just as Shane Douglas would have said it. Just comic genious.
pdk25 3 years ago 8
you better do what i fucking say
steelerdan7 3 years ago
Laughed all the way through. Fucking brilliant!
BipolarPete 3 years ago 8
These are so much better than the Angry video game wanker's shit. That kid tries too hard to come up with "funny" insults but it's always the same dumbass comments referring to poop or diarrhea from an elephant or a rhino or ape and he overdoes it all the time. That and his theme song is one of the most annoying and stupid songs ever. I prefer these "Franchise" reviews. Keep it up!
hurikayne 3 years ago 2
thanks a bunch man
mrking 4 years ago 4
great stuff is there anyone you could give me all these shoots from the game vids in mp3 form
mrking 4 years ago 5
I'll try and upload them all on mp3 by the end of this week.
Cheers.
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joemarch23 4 years ago
Lol, I love these. Such a stupid concept, but so amusing.
pxe 4 years ago 6