The bit with Kerney Thomas at the beginning could be used for brainwashing new recruits into some weird cult.
They would listen to "Obey the voice of this proph-... I SAID "OBEY" the voice of this prophet of Gawd!!!!" for a week strait with their eyes forced open, head secured in place and tied down to a chair with the TV volume turned up to the max. Oh, and on the screen would be a black and white swirlie hyptmotizing effect with the preacher's face popping up every so often. XD
Kerney Thomas be straight up gangsta. Dont hate, congradulate da pimp of all pimps. He be at da top of his game, and he gotz foos givin him da cheese. so all ya brothas and all ya hood rats get off ya azzes and give the man of mofo God some money Noooooooooooow!!
The music is by the world famous sitar player Ravi Shankar. The song is "Discovery of India Part 1". Shankar was made famous from his association with the Beatles. He taught George Harrison to play sitar and Harrison first showed his skill on the song "Norwegian Wood" from the Beatles "Rubber Soul" album.
dat dude is a fake dis is what he do he pay ppl ta call up he pray fa them and then tellum ta buy his prayer package hes tryna sell hope ta get rich da dude is fake he said give her new blood i never heard dat before new blood hes hilarious but its not funny using da Lord name in vein like dat tryna sell hope dats wrong
if reverend kerney thomas dont quit screaming like a chimpanze.....Evelution scientists will mistaken him as the 'missing link' between the evelution of man & monkey.
if kerney thomas the money-hungry pentecostal keeps begging people's money and contiuning this false ministry that he has...Kerney will be as rich as Bill Gates! He's already as rich as Donald Trump!
Looney Tunes Kerney looks quite a bit younger in this video. He looks significantly older now. I doubt the video is no more than five years old. Living a fast, dirty and dishonest life eventually takes it's toll on people.
lmfao
soldierttown 1 month ago
ohh thats it right there lol
taliforgod 7 months ago
LOL. HAHAHAHAAA
seed4knowledge 7 months ago
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TravieLAUGHIN 8 months ago
LOL
sustainedXnoise 1 year ago
lol this video funny lol
champ23100 1 year ago
How come there are no Satanic (all hail) televangelists?
I don't get it. We've got ALL the hot babes, WAY better food, and almost as much money, but we can't get no network AIR time. Dag nab it!
Know what it is? It's religious profiling, that's what it is.
We gotta get the ACLU behind this. Where Obama at?
MumblinBerk 1 year ago
Ooh kobashata da bokoshaaa... nice sitar track too. Have you made that vow?
aliendogbrain 1 year ago
@aliendogbrain yeah, I was thinking Shankar, just read it was him.
aliendogbrain 1 year ago
Why is he farting anyway?
MegaKabuljan 1 year ago
1:12 "O-bay-oshay-bay-bay-ko-SHA"
Sounds like a line in a song LMAO =D
thenewageriseth 1 year ago
OMG LMFAO
amino666 2 years ago
some crazy goons right there.
chelseacayful 2 years ago
LOL!
The bit with Kerney Thomas at the beginning could be used for brainwashing new recruits into some weird cult.
They would listen to "Obey the voice of this proph-... I SAID "OBEY" the voice of this prophet of Gawd!!!!" for a week strait with their eyes forced open, head secured in place and tied down to a chair with the TV volume turned up to the max. Oh, and on the screen would be a black and white swirlie hyptmotizing effect with the preacher's face popping up every so often. XD
Lorenzio88 2 years ago
Excellent Remix!
*Clapping hands*
Reverend Kern-ey-T is the most charismatic, and my very favorite "preacherman" He provided me hours and hours of amusement!
kleenex3000 2 years ago
Obay the voice of this prophet! I SAID OBEY the voice of this prophet of god!
SuperOshay 2 years ago 3
The only "PROPHET" Kerney's about is the "PROFITS" he's making off this crud! Great job with the video btw! XD
thenewageriseth 2 years ago 9
LOL!!! XD
thenewageriseth 2 years ago
you can laugh but dis dude is gettin so paid
meak911 2 years ago
these people may sound a bit of reality here.... but they do make allot though..... and tax free
tm11111111 2 years ago
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Kerney Thomas be straight up gangsta. Dont hate, congradulate da pimp of all pimps. He be at da top of his game, and he gotz foos givin him da cheese. so all ya brothas and all ya hood rats get off ya azzes and give the man of mofo God some money Noooooooooooow!!
bradybunchmarciafan 2 years ago
He's a self-claimed prophet???
"I said obey the voice of this prophet of God!"
babyducky1023 2 years ago
Kerney is so funny!!!
babyducky1023 2 years ago
Going to hell 4 this!
getmoneygethoes 2 years ago
0:07 to 0:21 sounds like the hook to a new lil wayne joint
AcezaSpadez 2 years ago
What kind of music is that? You got Indian mixed with Hillbilly. That is fuckin' hilarious!!!
What's funnier is that you didn't have to "mix" Kerney Thomas at all. That's him straight up and sober. *shakes head*
psychotropic7 2 years ago 2
The music is by the world famous sitar player Ravi Shankar. The song is "Discovery of India Part 1". Shankar was made famous from his association with the Beatles. He taught George Harrison to play sitar and Harrison first showed his skill on the song "Norwegian Wood" from the Beatles "Rubber Soul" album.
Cloudthedominator 2 years ago
dat dude is a fake dis is what he do he pay ppl ta call up he pray fa them and then tellum ta buy his prayer package hes tryna sell hope ta get rich da dude is fake he said give her new blood i never heard dat before new blood hes hilarious but its not funny using da Lord name in vein like dat tryna sell hope dats wrong
travislynn1 2 years ago
LMAO!!!!!
chiquita16 3 years ago
lmao!!!!!!
hannahbobanna24 3 years ago
The first 21 seconds is the funniest thing i have ever heard!
iLuvMyBabies1989 3 years ago
God bless you cloudthedominator for exposing these fake ass preachers..... God Bless You.
chocolatefantasi 3 years ago
Ignore the voice of this puppet- I SAID IGNORE the voice of this Puppet of Spawn...
BlackRob9479 3 years ago 4
lmao
sexydeedy22 3 years ago
I Leave my tv on bet just to get that screamming wake up call.
LSHWN12 3 years ago
if reverend kerney thomas dont quit screaming like a chimpanze.....Evelution scientists will mistaken him as the 'missing link' between the evelution of man & monkey.
1050HzSineWaveTone 3 years ago 2
hes funnier than the black peacher from that movie "DONT BE A MENACE TO SOCIETY, WITHOUT DRINKIN YOUR GIN N JUICE IN DA HOOD", lol lol lol
nevawrong 3 years ago
if kerney thomas the money-hungry pentecostal keeps begging people's money and contiuning this false ministry that he has...Kerney will be as rich as Bill Gates! He's already as rich as Donald Trump!
1050HzSineWaveTone 3 years ago
0:33 & 0:45 were the best parts of the entire video! MAN, THEY WERE FUNNY!!
1050HzSineWaveTone 3 years ago
Kerney is now a POP ICON...
phunkyglass 3 years ago 7
Looney Tunes Kerney looks quite a bit younger in this video. He looks significantly older now. I doubt the video is no more than five years old. Living a fast, dirty and dishonest life eventually takes it's toll on people.
300palms 3 years ago 4
Nahh..thats whats you call Just For Men...LOL
Common1Sense 3 years ago
pastor kerney scares me every morning around 4or 5 am ,i leave my tv on bet sometimes while i'm sleeping.
egamble1984 3 years ago 3
obey the voice of this prophhet of God.... haha hilarious
jslim39 3 years ago 2
i can't believe ppl send kerney thomas money. He's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fake. hammercy
FaithandReasons 3 years ago 2
man im so high right now tripin
JAMMINSCREW205 3 years ago 3
Love the toilet flush at the end!!
fpoasec 4 years ago
Idi O t Hipocrisy at its best...
poeavor7 4 years ago
lol this is awesome, I'm surprised this video doesn't already have a 5/5 or has been favorited. I guess I'll do that now lol, nice work.
Tmangman1 4 years ago