The Love Guru - Mini Sutra #1 - The Laws of Happiness

[twilson59]

hathasmallvener

[glamgurl28]

lmao

[YouhideIseek]

Better than Deepack Chopra. Haha.

[leeleelaalaa88]

lol mangoo

[niickJlova]

take it easy fro-doe

i just saw the trailer

[Strwrsgeek14]

"After all that, I'm still a bag of chips... that's the end pf the one."

[captinsanji]

stinkmop lol

[QueenNyx]

E-I...E-I-O. Really?

Lmao!

[fredy453]

lol long story........involving semen

[Detaliah]

And on this farm he did no HARM!!!!!!

[penischocolate13]

rofl "if you're happy and you know it think again"

[420forliife]

haha if your happy and you know it think again. lol

[citystars231]

shame on you Gold Coast pirates

[crazyfarmmonkey]

ya mangoo was his nickname...its a long story...involving seamen,i laughed my balls off at that part

[xXTu22Xx]

whoa my name is tu22 and ur name is Sparky22 whoa

[CVRealMan]

LOL "its a long story involving seamen"

[LaughingFreaks]

lol im hecka stupid i just found out that he is talking trough a card boared pic and the mouth is cut out

[bigfreddy73]

why does he keep referencing the girl from law and order SVU? "Mariska Hargitay" lol

[Jbox77]

guuuooooouuuu and ruuuoooUUUUUU!

[lespaulriffs]

2 on 1 in a knife fight is definitely a pussy maneuver, shame on you gold coast pirates!!

[fernandothe1]

WOW!!!Funny and real. LIke REAL

[volkswagen128]

this is not Mike is he?? It is still funny tough, lol

[jenmitz]

Im all that, AND a bag of chips

LOL

[warrior48506]

What's up with the "Mariska Hargitay" at the end of every video? Funny as hell though.

[kuryamtl]

google the term..you will be pleasantly surprised

[paulpanhook]

i really enjoy mike myers, he always comes up with interesting characters

[crabmeat08]

hhahahaha

[trustinself49]

It is a long story involving seamen! LOL LOL

[ReallyBoredMovies]

Its a long story. Involving siemen

[karascorner]

lol so hard i almost passed out.his is what you call a stoner kinda movie.....

[27Morpheus]

"If you're happy and you know it think again" lol

[BibicusProductions]

stink mop, we would urinate in a mop and play tag with it

[uberhaxxorofpwnage]

jesus f****ing christ! all ur vids are flagged! great vid, tho

[chipmunks372]

i am all that... and a bag of chips :D lol

[stefanmckinley]

The sound of my own sucking chest wound! ouchy!

[mizzzlizzz02]

Also..if you actually look up sparky 22 on myspace its just some random guy. Hes probably going to wonder why hes getting a ton of hits. haha

[mizzzlizzz02]

Just when you think Austin Powers couldnt be topped..

[gokittycream]

lighten up sparky! lol genius stinkmop

[SilentGhost29]

I'm all that and a bag of chips....this clip convinced me...I'm watching this! I'll be home by June!

[Beckynka22]

Love you Guru!! :D Perfect :D:D

[theunipauler]

lol, apples and pantyhose

[wheetiesgood]

foshooo

[wiskawind]

LOL I love it! LOL

[japanesesalaryman]

holy shit. i actually watched that entire video. hahahahaha

[thatisalsofunny]

This looks great! Love it.

[videovixen3]

haha i love mike myers! this movie looks awesome! :)

[mattersfact2]

HA HA HA HA HA!! I am all that AND a bag of chips!

[ultimegamax]

lol, Stinkmop will be the next great sport. Can't wait to see Pitka in the movie!

[Beatles899]

he has a really big nose. lol

[jocrack35]

help guru i need advice

[lilweezers]

BWAHAHAHAHH this man is a comic genius!

[tstyle25]

my own sucking chest wound..............lol

[kawaiikiki]

i love mike myers <3 so funny and so fine :P

[HareKrishnaAlex]

lol, everyone can laugh at this.

[JoeCanton22]

From the words GUUUU-RUUUUU!

lol XD

[xninjajjx]

Guru, your jaw is casually dislocating every few seconds.

[chufuss]

Sparky... LOL..This is great

[samousa123]

"im all dat and A BAG OF CHIPS"

LMFAAOOO AHAHHAH

[brohammadali]

i can't stop saying "gooooooooooo" and "roooooooooooo." too funny, sparky.

[andtuf]

eieio! where can i enroll!

[JoeCanton22]

My guru called me sparky. And i stuck with that name, yeah. Its on my bowling shirt. Its my myspace name, sparky22.

LOL XD

[volleyballchic121]

E-I-E-I-O [[lol]]

[barleycornisdead]

this is waaaay better than yoga.

[simularee]

i heart guru pitka!

[SloppyJoe35]

good stuff. this character could be funny.

[TorquatoTasso1]

can't wait for your next sutra.

[thatisalsofunny]

you are wise beyond your years.

[Nyfan4lfe]

2 on 1 is a pussy move , shame on you gold coast pirates

[simslila]

Mariska Hargitay!

[Arabiasi]

Are you kidding me? Look real close, I think it's Mike Myers. If it isn't, the writing is as sharp as a bag of wet mice.

[AustinPowersClone]

Oh, My GURU! You are SEXY! You are a SEXY BEAST!! I feel......a sort of......connection with you!

Cheers,

"Austin"

[Hamsterlad]

56-105 lol funny

[Nshapo]

hilarious

[Hazeon23]

What exactly does he say right before "but this is where it gets interesting,"? I only caught something about apples and pantyhose...

"shame on you Gold Coast pirates." I hope the movie is as funny as this vid.

[TEKNOdragon]

prison hooch...i think thats weed...not sure

[PaulDisastro]

prison hooch is booze made from fermenting fruit in a bag or bottle. wikipedia it!

[Melkia83]

I love it, lol!

[willsonn123]

very funny lol

[barry06]

GO LEAFS GO

[bahumatneo]

I WANT MORE!!!!!

[JabarGaff10]

its a mouth behind a cutout u can tell cause his beard doesnt move

[Honez927]

really I couldn't tell.  Thanks for the info, Sherlock.

[723VIP247]

no you don't say

[AerosmithAngel31]

i love you mike! ^_^ GOD, i missed you!! <33

[videoking4]

Lol...high off prison toliet hooch made out of apples and pantyhose

[raynanya]

Deepak Chopra wrote The Seven Spiritual Laws of Success, looks thats where you took some pointers from :) well not really! Cool impression of Deepak, keep it up, Mariska Haggerty

[gil166]

HargiTAY..

[minty73]

pissed me pants already

[sgm11]

I am also a bag of patato chips!! :p lol

[jasonlajoie]

This is written really well and funny as hell:)

[Kaulitztype]

i love the moustache ^^

[libbylou0u812]

Mariska Hargitay, Mariska Hargitay lol

[gil166]

Mariska Hargitay

[T2theH]

AHAHAHHAH!!!

[rogoobeer]

That was HILLARRRRRRRRRRIOUS!!!!!! The way he says Guuuuu Ruuuuu is kind of amazing! I love it! That is so awesome!! lol. Guru Mangu...

[TheCXShow]

lol mike myers.

[organizm987]

gooooooo!

rooooooo!

[w1secr8k]

this guy can write a book of his speech and SELL.

i am a fan.lol.

[kimmyjeans]

FUNNY!!

[lupinPL]

,,,nyahahahahahhahaha....

[chiazmatic]

He lied. He doesn't have a MySpace account. Believe me, I tried it.

[FreeRadical235]

The movie, if you are referring to the seminal activities, can actually be found at the porn site referred to in the previous movie.

[Baxtatog]

i just want to see a shirt with a skull with crossed knives, that says "Gold Coast Pirates" i would wear that.

[longlive33]

Amazing Deepak Chopra impression! 2 on 1 in a knife fight is kind of a pussy maneuver.

[jewishgipsy]

vfvd

[jewishgipsy]

W0W!!! I actually jizzed on myself without touching myself...(my first time) ;-)

[samicxi]

great video.

[lavaluvsdean]

LMFAOROFL!!!!! His voice totally sounds like Deepak Chopra...omg, i couldn't stop laughing throughout this whole thing, can't wait for the movie!!

[Hotbttms]

Weird- makes me feel like I just got Punk'd?

[davidkender]

fummy shit

[AndreCrow]

and a bag of chipsLOL

[videoking4]

"i received this annroograha when i was in a knife fight with two pirates from the gold coast who were high on prison toilet hooch, made out of apples and pantyhose..lol this guy is so funny.....

[polish1091]

Stink mop must be a fun game

[stvWndrz]

lol 2 on 1 is a pussy manuever roflwoffle

[peterfletcher1]

High on prison toilet hooch made from apples and pannt hose!!! Oh Gawd! I've been there.

[AcePilot101]

Guru means teacher (like rabbi).

[lespaulman123]

lo that is all lol

[knucklesoup2]

genius

[tall891u]

great. absolutely great.

[TeluguBlogger]

You Sound like Deepak Chopra

[zeeboo56]

From his book "If You're Happy And You Know It, Think Again" Perfect!

[mainlobsterstudios]

Guru Pitka? Is that you? It's me Tagenmaputa! Return with me to the enlightened world! Alright, Sparky?

[mainlobsterstudios]

Guru Pitka! I have found you! It is me! Guru Tagenmaputa! Come home to the enlightened world! Please Sparky?

[COONGEE]

THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE WAAAAAY BETTER THAN THAT CRAPPY ADAM SANDLER MOVIE YOU DONT MESS WITH THE ZOHAN....mike myers is the best!!!

[samuraizero07]

"...As I was lying there in a muddled heap flitting in and out of consciousness listening to the sound of my sucking chest wound..." WTF

[DrSmoothness]

He's giving us the backwards shocker. ;)

[jolleyredbud]

Sparky yea, its on my bowling shirt. LMAO

[lokisfenris]

I would like to sign up for E. I. E. I. O., where can I do so?

This was funny, good job.

[vixelpixen]

*falls down laughing

Guru Haveasmallviener and Guru Man Goo

someone had to do it . . .

[mrsmikeyway665]

ha, man goo

[LepreKhaun406]

OMG i dident even know such entertainment existed

[MallRat81]

This looks hilarious!

[jblair05]

lol

[jberm01]

Mariska Hargitay

[captainawesom394]

guru pitka had a farm eieio and on that farm he did no harm eieio lollokllollollol

[captainawesom394]

Guru pitka had a farm eieio and on that farm he did no harm eieio lollollollollol

[forrestlyone]

Creepy..reminds me of Charles Manson if he grew up as a an upstanding citizen.

[BimmaSanSanGoI]

Man Goo!!!LOL!!!That's some funny shit!!!

[Nshapo]

it is a long story.... invlolving seamon LOL

[nitto999]

classic

[karen2992]

Lmao! "If your happy and you know it, Think again"

[kakkaface]

GURU HATHIS-SMALL-WEINER

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[XdappledragonX]

guru pitka had a farm eieio and on that farm he did no harm eieio! that is o retarded! lol i luv it...

[thegreatgatsby2]

Is this the same guy that does the "Ask a Ninja" show?

[swordidiot]

This guy is da S**T hes so tight who thinks of this stuff

[swordidiot]

This guy is da S**T hes so tight who thinks of this stuff

[Krono45]

5&FAV!!! That was totally awesome.

[Broyles86]

This movie looks great.. always been a fan of Mr. Myers.

[allefakcor]

5*

and i subsribed

[Wraithgoddess]

he sounds like deepak chopra lol

[TeteFutuito]

This is going the be the funniest movie of all time. Do you notice he sounds exactly like Deepak Chopra? The chatrooms are going to be completely psychotic after this movie comes out; full of holier-than-thou wannabe gurus who will now consider humor as a form of dark indoctrination. I am going to cryogenically freeze myself until this movie comes out.

[spamin8r]

LOL! Stinkmop....awesome

[ayisyan]

omg i played stink mop yesterday

lol

[Mario45885]

you are really funny and goofy

[holachica1010]

He's done it again! Can't wait to see this movie man...

[heidishoshana]

what is up with the moving mouth...

[vampireplox]

rescaharite

[CathyRedFox]

That was HILLARRRRRRRRRRIOUS!!!!!!

[Broyles86]

One l in hilarious.. just one.

[Duchateau999]

Besides hilarious its also true! Certainly the title of his book intrigues me:

"If you're happy and you know it, think again"

Love is everything

[RickyBB21]

um, WTF? it was funny and stuff but i didnt understand shit oh well i'll just keep tuned to see what is this guy talking about

[DaveFrehley]

"it's a long story..... involving semen"

I can't wait for this movie to come out. I love Mike Myers.

[9gaymen]

That is so awesome!! lol. Guru Mangu...

[whiteasian426]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[niteshinobi]

Hahahaha, "...involving semen."

[armoniamg59]

I'm your humble servant master...lol ja ja ja

[x0xninjax0x]

HAHA

[DisneyHD]

I want him to come on Oprah in character, tease her a little bit.

[adela715]

The way he says Guuuuu Ruuuuu is kind of amazing! I love it!

[FurySeeker]

"Shame on you, Gold Coast Pirates" Hahahaha

[3ponymous]

Mangoo?! Oy.

[zomarz]

stink mop for life!

[Y0UT0083]

"Marishka Hargitay, Marishka Hargitay..."

Bwaaa...haha. I always thought her name looked pretty 'interesting' in the L&O credits...now everyone will know it!!

[adela715]

The way he says Guuuuu Ruuuuu is kind of amazing! I love it!

[Nshapo]

im ze Guru Pitka! lol

[snowconesown]

stink mop lol

[primetimeray]

What is happening with his hand? The Silk Shocker?

[snappypopgunz]

You are strange.... but I like it!

[grenadianmed]

Hey Mike, what's up? Fellow canuck here. Nice Deepak Chopra impression - dead on.  Lets hang out next time you're in NYC. Drinks on me - we'll pick up some chicks and party.

[GTTTGT]

LMAO! I can see how they made this!

[ultimegamax]

Stinkmop will be the next great spectator sport, lol.

[boredomsandwich]

sparKEE

[transexualforest]

lol mangu

[marmar417]

guruuuuuuu!, remooooooooo!

[Chibodian]

hahaha bible and eieio............AWESOME.