Anthony Jeselnik performs at the "I'm with Coco" Benefit for Haiti

[ethan1336]

He kind of looks like Dane Cook if Dane Cook were Matt Damon

[shanmikeable]

first time i saw him was on charlie sheen, and thought he killed it.. him and amy schumer actually beat out jeff ross that night in my opinion..

[OtacontheOtaku]

People who do that faggy San Francisco hiss deserve to get some kind of blend of hepatitis and AIDS that kills them almost instantly, but with a pain so intense that it seems to them as though it lasts decades.

[syddiallo]

@theartofnotbeingseen Lol u ain't alone

[jad1025]

Last joke was classic!

[upperwestside1]

Bad comic he should be a morning shock jock he doesn't have the chops to sustain a crowd with stand up. I would highly advise him to get into radio that would be his thing.

[mtb416]

The crowd sucks. I want to punch the "ahh" guy in the face.

[amerikanits]

About the eating rubble joke: Haitians actually sometimes eat something called terre bonbon, which is pretty much dry mud.

[mtb416]

@amerikanits Yep. Those dirt cookies, baby! 

[mdog123451]

@amerikanits Huh, I thought it was just a joke, so I laughed. Then you tell me some fact about it and now its no longer funny. Now I wish you were dead.

[amerikanits]

@mdog123451 Would you like an apology?

[mdog123451]

@amerikanits No, the damage had been done. My soul is broken.

[amerikanits]

@mdog123451 Mission accomplished.

[NmETech]

Uncomfortably aware of your tongue week. Enjoy the next 7 weeks.

[AndreeaRdzz]

anthony jeselnik is freakin hilarious, and hes damn cute too ha

[skrilltalk]

Rofls @ the end. Fucking hilarious.... just wish I could find more material from this guy, he's really good!

[HenryMayCry]

The ending is fucking priceless.

[xhell0nheelzx]

how long ago was this? he is so much more bang-able there than on the comedy central roasts. hes getting a little too pretty now with the blonde hair and shit.

[zacchie]

He is really good looking.

[FivePanel]

The Jimmy Fallon show has gotten so much better over its lifetime. So theavemaria you're a whore

[LegendaryxEyes]

He's so damn good-looking.

[theartofnotbeingseen]

that last joke was the best one. 

[syddiallo]

@theartofnotbeingseen im gonna take a wild guest and say you're an atheist

[theartofnotbeingseen]

@syddiallo absolutely.

[ooobbwolfooo]

@paulcampell... Hells yeh! I am a HUGE Anthony Jeselnik fan and I would love to see more.

Thanks!

[paulcampbell37]

Hello guys I have new videos of Anthony doing stand up , tell me if you want the full show so I don't have to go through the stress of putting up a video that does not get good views !

[JuliusCaesarThompson]

@Champ8190 Lol hahaha

[rickybobby5150]

lol so I got her an xbox

[rolexx14]

How exceedingly inappropriate when so many died. This man should be ashamed.

[CodyNelsonMN]

@rolexx14 It's comedy. Grow up.

[mafy019]

He's not a writer there anymore so doesn't matter.

[rebeccafils]

Wack

[almagimpy]

Improvement: "Two birds; one stone-eating Haitian." 

[Moloch95]

If he's the writer for Jimmy Fallon's show how come it sucks?

[champ8190]

@Moloch95 because no one can make jimmy fallon look good

[Gyro911]

He looks like Dane Cook without the skin condition and retard eyes

[TTMichael18]

He's funny, but he's definitely not the funniest ever. You've forgetting Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, Bill Hicks and Eddie Murphy.

[razaz03]

only 6 dislikes? I thought with this guys typical material on a charity benefit it'd be super high on account on wet blankets, even before I saw the video.

[turkeyandbacon]

I love how nobody laughs at the last God joke until he says "yeah..you know, cause he fuckin' did that shit" and they all laugh haha

[the804kid]

"a homemade frame(pause) with a picture of us"........fucking hilarious

[wogolfer]

Wow he looks just like Dane Cook!

except, you know...Anthony is actually funny.

[ninhbac04]

@wogolfer hater

[ShaneSites]

@wogolfer look up his Dane Cook impersonation....it's so fuckin funny

[drvn8]

@wogolfer lame

[StephBrit]

Go gay Anthony!!!! Or at least bi i'm flexible. Call me!!

[marcsman229]

@StephBrit Jesus Christ... Control yourself, fag

[StephBrit]

@marcsman229 Suck it hetero let me jizz in one peace

[marcsman229]

@StephBrit Disgusting. Your kind is sickening. Fucking tranny

[StephBrit]

@marcsman229 Oh honey I don't need to dress anything up. u str8s drop ur pants for me when I'm not even trying

[10243406]

I admire his composure and how he is short, sweet, to the point, and hits you with the unexpected. Original.

[wikired]

You're god damn fucking right he is.

[HitlerSongs]

I can't tell you if Anthony Jeselnik is the funniest comedian ever.

But what I CAN tell you

is that there is no God.

[ThunderousTurd]

u have to be smart to like jes

[spazemunky]

This guy kills. His delivery only works if you have 110%confidence in your act. And his delivery definitely works.

[Jacob4546]

Great video, love your style, check out some of my really shitty comedy vids sometime.

[ValentineNation]

I can't stop laughing. xD

[lowedt]

unbeilevably NOT funny....at all

[lankeysob]

@lowedt unbelievably LOW intelligence on your part.

[Xxibl4z3xX]

@lowedt burnt xD

[Tarwater03]

He's wearing the Fallon shirt because it's a Conan O'Brien event.  Way to let the joke completely go over your heads.

[jayson15458]

he is funny. but i dont think he's HILARIOUS.

[Xxibl4z3xX]

the only person worse for the benefit for haiti then me, is god well you know, cuz he fuckin did that shit xD

[misledprops]

HAHAHA im not a great person to have on a benefit.

[fallingshy]

He's fucking hilarious!!!

[IHAVETHEGLOW]

"Late Night with Anthony Jeselnik "

sounds better.

[zigzagzambi]

it sounds to me like you'll never get that compliment.

[MrPatrickBush]

I'm an aspiring comedian and my lifetime goal is to have this man compliment my most offensive joke.

[fakebeliever]

Jeselnik is usually brilliant, but he just sounded BORED in this clip. Talk about phoning it in. Before you fanboys get all upset, his specials are far superior. I recommend his new album "Shakespeare". This clip, however, SUUUUUUCKS.

[Gerbilmeister]

huh. figured that no one would hire him for any charities.

[Tyton]

i just shit my pants!!!!

[HaylonHarroo87]

I'm gonna make him my baby daddy

[Darthqurashi]

that last joke was fuckin genius

[floeticdeath]

two birds 1 haitian! lmao! im haitian, u cool w/ me

[mrfudgeyhead]

It's on par with war crimes that he hasn't broken into the mainstream yet, imagine a pop culture dominated by dark comedy and risk taking references.

A brighter, more Haitian mocking tomorrow.

[wealthnstealth]

You are funny. It's too bad that you are too smart for television. Supposed comedians on tv are shameless opportunists who rely on laughtracks. I'm not laughing.

[kammf]

looks like matt damon in the beginning lol

[popevisitsauschwitz]

this guy is like tied with galifianakis for me.

[borskyviolin]

The best person doing it today. One of the greats.

[strayfoxx]

I remember in the early days of Fallon's monologue, he'd have some really risque Jeselnekian-type jokes that he would seem reluctant to say.

In hindsight, I'm wondering if Anthony wrote those.

[grandolddrummer]

@strayfoxx They should just give the show to Anthony. I'd watch the hell out of it.

[screamit1]

@strayfoxx i bet he did...u just coined the phrase "Jeselnekian-type" btw

[maestromarble08]

he is the perfect if you like dark comedy big dark comedy person and hes hysterical!!! lol

[KillaGandhi]

Wow, he's STILL hilarious. Let's just see how long he can do this for.

[MrRoachclips]

had to come watch this again...  dude kills em.

[MrRoachclips]

first time i seen this guy was on conan obrien a few years ago. i left him a comment on his video and he wrote back. i felt special. and look up the one where he disses on dane cook, funny shit.

[yoyojemojo]

God.

the whole 12 apostles thing in the bible always kinda creeped me out. never really got it....but I think maybe I do now.

[erikcoonce]

reading the comments. i notice im not the only guy who worships the jeselnik haha ;)

[EternalPerfektion]

HY-FUCKING-STERICAL. Jeselnik's just too fucking good. XD

[emmabananna77]

im in love with him

[PhilUranus666]

I hope Anthony does a special or releases an album sometime soon..

His stuff is so hard to come by.

[genocyde83]

That's what she said.

[MCblaggerlikeaDJ]

@PhilUranus666 He has a comedy central special

[sajorojas1]

@PhilUranus666 He's releasing an album on September 21 called "Shakespeare"

[chobe156]

my new favorite comedian.

[s1ckmode]

Jeselnik is Legend.

[MrStogy420]

eat rubble? why didnt i think of that?.. this guy is too good

[bghcomedy]

Someone had to do it. Anthony Jeselnik has the brave balls of a hilarious knight.

[CanadianGeezus]

Jeselnik IS God....another great set.

[theavemaria]

Yeah, you'd think that with him as a writer Jimmy Fallon's show might not be completely atrocious.

[kataca11]

@theavemaria the late night with jimmy fallon is fantastic!!, i dont know what ur talking about. I cant wait till conan comes back so i can watch him instead of jay.

[timmytankTK]

@kataca11 God i hope you're joking. Jimmy Fallon is an ass hat. I dont know why anyone ever let him on tv.

[coloradofleamarket]

@theavemaria you can't stop jimmy fallon from being an ignorant money

[MrNewperry]

@theavemaria ya wow. turns out there are some great ppl out there afterall. this makes me smile :)

[McDaleyK]

@theavemaria really do you like jay leno bitch face more than jimmy? If you do than you know nothing about good programing or comedy. I bid you ado ass wipe.

[theavemaria]

@McDaleyK Don't worry, darling, Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno are BOTH atrocious. You know what an opinion is, right? If not, please head straight to your local library - I'm sure someone there would be glad to explain the concept to you. Cheers, dipshit.

[TheMusiclvr18]

@theavemaria You have to be able to accept someone else' opinion if you want others to accept yours, btw. I don't think either one of you are right necessarily, but you have to BOTH accept each others opinions. Calling someone a dipshit for theirs doesn't make you any better of a person or smarter.

[theavemaria]

@TheMusiclvr18 Calling someone a dipshit for their opinion would make me a dipshit - I called him a dipshit for his assessment of ME, not for his opinion. He's entitled to think Jimmy Fallon is funny, I'm entitled not to.

[PyrofreakStudios]

@McDaleyK haha do you love jimmy fallon or something?

[wikired]

FUNNIEST FUCKING COMEDIAN EVER.

[dtown902]

@wikired He is good don't get me wrong. best ever? come on, have you just started watching comedy yesterday?

[wikired]

@dtown902 His style is unique, and clever.

[9razzler9]

@wikired and he is sexy.