im almost positive if oprah ran for president she would be elected. that's how fucking dumb america has become. media twisted drones. fucking wake up. look whos running your country, the forefathers are turning in their graves.
You guys sound like my cousins but with a bit of education ("ej-a-ma-kay-shun" as they say). I enjoyed this despite my prejudice. You take the stereo-types and drawl and add a dash of enlightenment that make y'all quite charming. You got 5-stars from a pretentious p.c. Texan.
Romney is a multi millionaire and one of the elite. He will never work for the working class. He has sunk multi millions of his own money into his campaign to get a job that pays him less than what he makes now....Think about it!!!!
And hes donated $1 million out of his pocket to help the in debt Olympics, and gave his entire salary as CEO of the Olympics to charity. Oh, and he donated his salary as governor of MA to charity. And he's going to do the same as president. Do some research next time.
And he put 17 mil of his own money into a job he doesnt need. Who is going to pay his 17 mil loan to his campaign? He spent 17 Mil of his own money to work for free? He is not running for the job for money but the elite as he is. Salaries do not touch the payoffs received in office so he can surely donate his salary and Maintain his mansion with the multi millions and billions more in dirty money.
Oh my gosh...you are not a conservative...he paid a lot of meny to get the word out that he thinks he's the best man for the president. He paid that much because he is that dedicated to the job. He pays to get elected so he can help the people and the nation...and he will give his entire salary as he has through the past, to charity. He earned his money as an economic genuis.
So if he's spending millions of his personal wealth on his campaign, why should we not question whether those actions were done for political reasons as well?
Of course his money is for political reasons...his whole campaign is! He is that dedicated that he will even spend some of his personal money to get the word out that he is the man for the presidency.
Hey, wait a minute! I saw Awful Windy on the news today endorsing Osama, OOOPs, I mean Obama. Anyway, she is so repulsive, angry, and power hungry that her endorsment of Osama, OOOPs Obama will sink him. The American people are not as stupid as Awful Windy and Osama, OOOPs, Obama think.
Why don't you mention his middle name? It's Hussein (as in Sadam). Okay Okay, even if Osama, OOOPs I mean Obama is a life-long Christian and second only to Jesus. He is a socialist and a whimp who would bow down to the devil rather than standing up for YOU and me. He thinks you can "negotiate" with blood thirsty terrorists. Sheeesh!
"Hillary Rodham Clinton's campaign on Sunday requested the resignation of a second Iowa volunteer coordinator who forwarded a hoax e-mail saying Barack Obama is a Muslim possibly intent on destroying the United States."
Obama has NEVER been a Muslim. The Clinton campaign is so damn dirty it's beyond belief.
I think Ron Paul is the best candidate for the job of presidency. And I also think Mrs. Obama had better watch her back. I think Oprah is after her man! She couldn't care less about Obama's political record. How do I know this? He doesn't have a political record!!
Oprah has ruined more good women. If you're a sane man and you meet a woman who watches Oprah- run for the freakin' hills and don't look back. "Oprah says we don't talk enough. Oprah says we need to spend more time together. Oprah says you need to give up beer and watching all those ball games. Oprah says I need to do more things for me- like buy this purse. Oprah says....." FUCK OPRAH! I used to like Obama but now that I know he's down with Oprah- forget it.
She just wants a black man in the white house and this man is Muslim. Do we need a Muslim Black man in office. He was sworn in on the Koran not the bible because he refused to be sworn in on the bible.
firstly i don't support obama, but you have to the facts straight. you have him confused with congressman kieth ellison from minnesota. obama belongs to the church of christ. his father was born a muslim but is now an athiest.
Obama belongs to a separatist black power church, who's minister believes that blacks are more qualified than any other race to interpret scripture, because blacks have suffered more than anyone else. Crazy enough for you?
Hahaha, that's great, but really, down with the Fascists Giuliani, Romney and McCain. Down with the Communists Hillary, Obama and Edwards.
We need a freedom fighter in Washington, someone who will promote and uphold the Constitution. Ron Paul is our only hope for America in this election.
Just because he joined a church to run for the presidency does not change the fact that he was not sworn in on the bible due to his religious beliefs. Any moron can join a church. He was and is a Muslim and also had training in a islamic extremist school.
you obviously only saw the fox news clip and didn't check on the follow up...he didn't go to any extremist school and isn't particularly religious by any means...you are the type of small minded person who shouldn't be allowed to vote because the choices you make turn our country into a shithole like it has become
Thats the problem, politicians like Obama will say what is popular to get elected, even though he has no intention of living up to it...You need to research Obama a little closer, then research the CFR (of which Obama is a member) and its goals of a American union.
I'm stating a fact, a person who is born of Black and white is neither black nor white when it comes to race. Does his race matter to me, no. As a matter of fact when it come to race I have long declared myself an outsider form all.
If you actually studied Romney, his conversions are clear and sincere. Ive been studying this race since the beginning. Thompson on the other hand, is a dud.
Did you know that Huckabee wants to take in all the little illegal alien Mexican Kids born in America and give them full benefits - welfare, education, healthcare, etc? Just asking, seeing as you are a true American.
The point is, numbnuts, they should not be born in America, because their stinkin' parents should be on the other side of the border fence when they are born. Do you want your ass taken over by the freakin' Mexicans?
The United States of America is over 230 years old, and has never had a president that was not an old white man. Oprah, as well as others, are recognizing that change is LONG overdue.
Further, with it's historical and continued racial discrimination, the people of the U.S. of A. should be willing to acknowledge the value of electing a qualified candidate who comes from an oppressed minority, specifically to serve as an example that the historical oppression is beginning to come to an end.
we dont need a minority president , what could they possibly do ? oh yeal make more laws about how we are suppost to love them.....heres a thought piss on em.
Paintedhorse - sadly, the fact that you exist and think the way you do - lumping all minorities together with the suggestion that they are not qualified to be president, followed by "piss on em," demonstrates that discrimination still exists and, as a group, they still have it worse than non-blacks.
of course discrimination still exists , it will always exists as long as there are differnces in people. people are different thats not a bad thing unless they try to use it as a advantage.
Or as a disadvantage - when someone refuses a job due to skin color, that is bad. Likewise, when someone suggests that no minority is qualified to lead this nation, that is bad.
Well then, please vote for me, because I am in the most oppressed minority in America today: white, married, head-of-family, employed, hard-working, heterosexual males.
Isn't it strange how quickly and efficiently Congress passed the Patiot Act to remove our rights and freedom. How well Congress sends our money abroad and leaves the common person broke and without hope. Maybe we are the retarded ones for not catching on quicker.
well it seems govenator, you're a racist, bigoted, hateful, christian,and the only litmus test you have is if they are christian, hate gays, love the war and want to kill abortionists, then you're for them.
if a united states senator is a bumbling panderer, just think of how low on the totem pole you are and where you stand, you stupid christian bigot.
Wow, less than 30 words and you can divine a person's race, religion, mental capacity, their stand pro-life or pro-choice, whether they hate their neighbor, AND that they would consider MURDERING someome they don't know? You must be reading reams between the lines. Oh , you might want to click on his ID.
Chuck , the point is- you don't have to denigrate a commenter- it doesn't serve you well or give anyone the impression that you have anything to say. Put out something positive or witty or at least relevant.
excuse me nectar, go back and read from the beginning. you have totally missed the point, butted in where you were not asked, then threw the onus on me. i merely replied to stupid statements, much like you are doing now.
tell me are you from the south? should i make more broad statements?
hey guys, you forgot that cowboy, what's his name morris, horris, oh no, it's norris, fuck norris, no, no it's chuck norris who has endorsed that preacher man runnimg for president. and what's his name huckfinn, molly bee, no no huckabee. yeah fuck norris is supportin huckfinn.
i'm a right-wing gun-owning bible-thumping (noun)-(verb)ing conservative, and i get parody. the way you can tell they're liberals is that there's a slight tinge of self-deprecation when they're doing a bit on liberals that isn't there when they poke fun at conservatives. (right-wingers can also grasp nuance).
Jackie's "Hey, welcome to Red State Update" was a lot peppier than usual. I think he's (gasp!) got Holiday Cheer!
It's amazing how much these boys know about Oprah and how her show works. Hmmm. I guess we know what Jackie is watching between late afternoon beers...
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unfortunately for us, the next president is gonna be a Democrat cause none of you idiots appreciate Bush, but I am not gonna have the Dragon Lady for my president
Oprah has a book club, magazine, two TV shows, Obama, TD Jakes, Bill and Melinda Gates, Bono, ABC/Disney, and Broadway all under her spell. She's too busy to be president. She's taking over the world.
the hatchet job oprah did on christopher darden made me hate her, her endorsement of obama makes me feel vindicated for having despised her all these years...but without her i wouldn't be able to decide what books i should read.
Damn, that beer is making me thirsty. LOL
WWAHP 11 months ago
Hmmm... Oprah/Obama... not a bad idea....
Pkr 1 year ago
whats that purple box in the front of the beer
tboy221 1 year ago
That big eared son of a gun!! lmao
Corbin427 2 years ago
im almost positive if oprah ran for president she would be elected. that's how fucking dumb america has become. media twisted drones. fucking wake up. look whos running your country, the forefathers are turning in their graves.
malvolent 2 years ago
Who you want to meet in heaven God thats a good,Shania Twain I will be in heaven
ToddGustafson 2 years ago
These guys are great
ToddGustafson 2 years ago 3
Ist time that I noticed the hard ligure bottles something new, or am I going blind.
darrellmellissa 2 years ago
Jackie Broyles supports Pres. Obama!
4u2b1ib12 2 years ago
hahahaha, the children's book is awesome! definitely publish it!
BrettMorseKarzen 3 years ago 2
You guys sound like my cousins but with a bit of education ("ej-a-ma-kay-shun" as they say). I enjoyed this despite my prejudice. You take the stereo-types and drawl and add a dash of enlightenment that make y'all quite charming. You got 5-stars from a pretentious p.c. Texan.
jitkochick 3 years ago 3
These guys are hysterical.
FecitAnon 3 years ago 2
Dunlap, you don't need Oprah for anything, she's a self-righteous egomaniac!!
ilovetogofast88 3 years ago
Oh my lord I haven't laughed like this in a while!!
movado007 3 years ago 4
PRICELESS! You have to hear this !! ...and pass it on .
THE OBAMAS WANT TO BE ROLE- MODEL TO ALL AMERICAN FAMILIES.! ! Search for:
Michelle Obama takes a shot at Hillary Clinton
It was a CHEAP SHOT not only against Hillary, WHO HAS EARNED OUR RESPECT,
but to ALL US WOMEN, (including ALL FIRST LADIES, ouch ! )
who, in spite of a less than perfect home life, we go on, endure and STAY TOGETHER .
loismarill 4 years ago
there hasn't been a conservative since Barry Goldwater and George Wallace,just right wing wanta be's
joseywhales1998 4 years ago 5
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r u trying to acheive popularity by SUCKING AZZ? If that's the case, I see success in your future.
DietrichBonhoeffer 4 years ago
hilarious.
AlanCom1 4 years ago
I GOT A FREE BLENDER YAY!!LOL
johnjgus 4 years ago 4
oprahs already the president.
slayrosesLOVEboyQuan 4 years ago
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OMG
This was a waste of my time. You boys need to stop drinking and pick up a book
lesbian1976 4 years ago
Girl....GROW A SENSE OF HUMOR. I'm a screamin liberal--these guys are HYSTERICAL! Don't be so thin skinned.
DaCoach68 4 years ago 5
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white people are soo retarded
renerefos 4 years ago
More or less retarded than the people who can't pick up on satire?
loarmistead 4 years ago 3
ashide1 u suck
spiderman9944 4 years ago
do the United States a favor and move out of it
ashide1 4 years ago
middle black man.
TacticusPrime 4 years ago 3
Romney is a multi millionaire and one of the elite. He will never work for the working class. He has sunk multi millions of his own money into his campaign to get a job that pays him less than what he makes now....Think about it!!!!
hewolfe 4 years ago
And hes donated $1 million out of his pocket to help the in debt Olympics, and gave his entire salary as CEO of the Olympics to charity. Oh, and he donated his salary as governor of MA to charity. And he's going to do the same as president. Do some research next time.
Baroque1750 4 years ago
And he put 17 mil of his own money into a job he doesnt need. Who is going to pay his 17 mil loan to his campaign? He spent 17 Mil of his own money to work for free? He is not running for the job for money but the elite as he is. Salaries do not touch the payoffs received in office so he can surely donate his salary and Maintain his mansion with the multi millions and billions more in dirty money.
hewolfe 4 years ago
Oh my gosh...you are not a conservative...he paid a lot of meny to get the word out that he thinks he's the best man for the president. He paid that much because he is that dedicated to the job. He pays to get elected so he can help the people and the nation...and he will give his entire salary as he has through the past, to charity. He earned his money as an economic genuis.
Baroque1750 4 years ago
So if he's spending millions of his personal wealth on his campaign, why should we not question whether those actions were done for political reasons as well?
wordmart 4 years ago
Of course his money is for political reasons...his whole campaign is! He is that dedicated that he will even spend some of his personal money to get the word out that he is the man for the presidency.
Baroque1750 4 years ago
Hey, wait a minute! I saw Awful Windy on the news today endorsing Osama, OOOPs, I mean Obama. Anyway, she is so repulsive, angry, and power hungry that her endorsment of Osama, OOOPs Obama will sink him. The American people are not as stupid as Awful Windy and Osama, OOOPs, Obama think.
CrocodileAvoider 4 years ago
If you and other Bush supporters are any example...
yes, many Americans are very Ignorant and quite a few are stupid.
Next time don't forget to mention his middle name. ;) that should scare a few more morons.
gmfutube 4 years ago
Why don't you mention his middle name? It's Hussein (as in Sadam). Okay Okay, even if Osama, OOOPs I mean Obama is a life-long Christian and second only to Jesus. He is a socialist and a whimp who would bow down to the devil rather than standing up for YOU and me. He thinks you can "negotiate" with blood thirsty terrorists. Sheeesh!
CrocodileAvoider 4 years ago
So if he a socialist & a wimp, why not stick to that rather than childish name calling and ignorant bigoted lies?
gmfutube 4 years ago
"Hillary Rodham Clinton's campaign on Sunday requested the resignation of a second Iowa volunteer coordinator who forwarded a hoax e-mail saying Barack Obama is a Muslim possibly intent on destroying the United States."
Obama has NEVER been a Muslim. The Clinton campaign is so damn dirty it's beyond belief.
asdffd 4 years ago
I think Ron Paul is the best candidate for the job of presidency. And I also think Mrs. Obama had better watch her back. I think Oprah is after her man! She couldn't care less about Obama's political record. How do I know this? He doesn't have a political record!!
buddybleau 4 years ago
Ron Paul 08!!
CatholicsforRonpaul 4 years ago
Oprah has ruined more good women. If you're a sane man and you meet a woman who watches Oprah- run for the freakin' hills and don't look back. "Oprah says we don't talk enough. Oprah says we need to spend more time together. Oprah says you need to give up beer and watching all those ball games. Oprah says I need to do more things for me- like buy this purse. Oprah says....." FUCK OPRAH! I used to like Obama but now that I know he's down with Oprah- forget it.
asdffd 4 years ago 2
She just wants a black man in the white house and this man is Muslim. Do we need a Muslim Black man in office. He was sworn in on the Koran not the bible because he refused to be sworn in on the bible.
hewolfe 4 years ago
firstly i don't support obama, but you have to the facts straight. you have him confused with congressman kieth ellison from minnesota. obama belongs to the church of christ. his father was born a muslim but is now an athiest.
geargemartin 4 years ago
I don't support Obama either, but I do support TRUTH.
How do these morons just keep repeating this shit?
gmfutube 4 years ago
You have no idea what you are saying, you're just spouting off crap you heard from Rush Limpdick. Eveything you posted is complete bullshit.
After Bush's miserable performance in office, I'll take ANYONE over him.
psatm 4 years ago 5
Just so everyone knows, Obama was sworn in on his family Bible. And, he is a Christian, not a Muslim--not that it should matter.
llama800 4 years ago 2
Obama belongs to a separatist black power church, who's minister believes that blacks are more qualified than any other race to interpret scripture, because blacks have suffered more than anyone else. Crazy enough for you?
CrocodileAvoider 4 years ago
WRONG
The ignorace of the average American is frightening & I'm not even an Obama supporter.
gmfutube 4 years ago
Hahaha, that's great, but really, down with the Fascists Giuliani, Romney and McCain. Down with the Communists Hillary, Obama and Edwards.
We need a freedom fighter in Washington, someone who will promote and uphold the Constitution. Ron Paul is our only hope for America in this election.
Vote Ron Paul !
Google Ron Paul
anambotie1 4 years ago 4
Obama baby!! '08!
Xone7 4 years ago
OBAMA MAMA!!!!!!!!!!
BeSmAHt 4 years ago
Yes we need a Muslim leader lmao.
hewolfe 4 years ago
Who would that be? Sen. Obama is not a Muslim.
Xone7 4 years ago 4
He was sworn in on the Koran not the bible which he refused.
hewolfe 4 years ago
Try fact checking before you run your mouth
PLEASE
Your statement is a complete LIE
gmfutube 4 years ago
OK show me your proof. He is a Muslim. Prove me different and get your blender from Oprah.
hewolfe 4 years ago
Right, he's not a Muslim, he only was one, but now he is a black supremacist.
CrocodileAvoider 4 years ago
Obama was NEVER a Muslim.
If you spent more time reading and less time spreading BS - you would know that.
Even if he was a Muslim - so fucking what?
gmfutube 4 years ago
Just because he joined a church to run for the presidency does not change the fact that he was not sworn in on the bible due to his religious beliefs. Any moron can join a church. He was and is a Muslim and also had training in a islamic extremist school.
hewolfe 4 years ago
You are truly sad.
Where did you get this information?
gmfutube 4 years ago 3
research do yours and get back to me
hewolfe 4 years ago
you obviously only saw the fox news clip and didn't check on the follow up...he didn't go to any extremist school and isn't particularly religious by any means...you are the type of small minded person who shouldn't be allowed to vote because the choices you make turn our country into a shithole like it has become
ashide1 4 years ago
do some research and yes I am truly sad for you.
hewolfe 4 years ago
The rest of us have done our research.
Now YOU hewolfe put up YOUR proof or shut up.
gmfutube 4 years ago
Although I support Romney, you are right on the Democrat buffoons. I despise Edwards especially. Thompson's alright.
Baroque1750 4 years ago
funny as hell
Flavorsava 4 years ago
Your videos are awesome boys! Always enjoy them!
FridaPeoples 4 years ago 2
Obama is not really all black. He has a big yellow streak right down his back.
CrocodileAvoider 4 years ago 3
I would vote for Oprah before I would vote for Hillary . . .wouldn't you?
messabout1 4 years ago
I trust rich women the same way I trust rich men. I trust they will abuse their wealth and power in the quest for even more wealth and power.
chumashfalcon 4 years ago
Name a national candidate from either party who isn't rich.
messabout1 4 years ago
I can name one who is rich in heart, rich in mind, and rich in reality: Ron Paul.
FridaPeoples 4 years ago
birds of a feather stick together ?
cherokeedonna83 4 years ago
you tell tham.
kb8pbowife 4 years ago
Lol !
Thanks guys...good laugh !
SatwaMan 4 years ago
THESE ARE TOO LOUD!!
bearo657 4 years ago
I think we should further investigate Dunlap's passive-aggressive fixation on killing mice and frogs...
jlassie 4 years ago
I would like to bend ABC over and stick Oprah up it's azz
DJB6483 4 years ago
lol...lol... everybody gets a free blender!..LOL..Hank Williams!..lol.. great vid!
TwilightDrop 4 years ago 2
chaves, Clinton, what's the difference.
LOL
PizzaGod 4 years ago 6
Huckabee? FUK ME!
spudea 4 years ago 7
hillary vs. oprah. that'd be interesting.
tigertank06 4 years ago 3
Cat fight!
Josephdorf03 4 years ago
Cat fights are hot!
Don't ruin that delusion!!!
grazon 4 years ago
Oh, yeah, true. Sorry.
Josephdorf03 4 years ago
Oprah is voting for Obama becuase he is black...If he wassnt in the race she would vote for Hillary because she's a woman...pathitic!
eastwood13 4 years ago
You wrong, Obama is black and white he is not black, you people learn the fact that 1+1 is not 3
birhan2006 4 years ago
but hes still black
HewlettStuntDirector 4 years ago
ha!
marolyn14 4 years ago
And as long as that is as important as what he is saying you will get nowhere. Listen to him and decide if what he is saying is OK.
CJFCarlsson 4 years ago
Thats the problem, politicians like Obama will say what is popular to get elected, even though he has no intention of living up to it...You need to research Obama a little closer, then research the CFR (of which Obama is a member) and its goals of a American union.
eastwood13 4 years ago
I'm stating a fact, a person who is born of Black and white is neither black nor white when it comes to race. Does his race matter to me, no. As a matter of fact when it come to race I have long declared myself an outsider form all.
birhan2006 4 years ago
"cut out the middle black man..."
hardmod777 4 years ago
cut out the middle black Man....... HAhahahaha
dobos420 4 years ago
If you actually studied Romney, his conversions are clear and sincere. Ive been studying this race since the beginning. Thompson on the other hand, is a dud.
Baroque1750 4 years ago
Romney's 'conversions' are clear?
What the hell is he converting?
Oh yeah, he would like to convert us from free people to corporate serfs.
gmfutube 4 years ago 2
Romney converted to being pro-life and traditional marriage...thank goodness.
Baroque1750 4 years ago
How about Mr Whipple, Elvis and the man who invented Mountain Dew? I'd keep the Talkin' Cloud though. That would be awesome.
GSONCBEARDAVID 4 years ago
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Fred Thompson/Mike Huckabee 2008
AmericanCountryPride 4 years ago
Did you know that Huckabee wants to take in all the little illegal alien Mexican Kids born in America and give them full benefits - welfare, education, healthcare, etc? Just asking, seeing as you are a true American.
CrocodileAvoider 4 years ago
If they are born in America, they are Americans.
gmfutube 4 years ago
The point is, numbnuts, they should not be born in America, because their stinkin' parents should be on the other side of the border fence when they are born. Do you want your ass taken over by the freakin' Mexicans?
CrocodileAvoider 4 years ago
How are Mexican going to take over my ass?
The same BS was used against the Irish, Itallians, Polish, Chinese...
When did your ancestors get here?
What kind of immigrations regualtions did they have to go through?
gmfutube 4 years ago
The LEGAL KIND you stupid ass.
CrocodileAvoider 4 years ago
If you spent more time reading and less time calling names, you would know better.
Tell me, what Legal immigration was there when the first Europeans landed here.
Don't any of you people stop and ask yourself WHY legal immigration is so difficult?
WHO PROFITS?
not the illegal immigrants.
gmfutube 4 years ago
All politics aside- you guys are funny!
BadLuckShadow 4 years ago 3
I remember that book from a past episode lol.
DXborderline 4 years ago
I want to meet Ronald Reagan shaking hands with Hank Williams Sr. also. lol
AmericanCountryPride 4 years ago
Oprah is for Obama only because he is black. She's a racist, or maybe she just likes him because he has a funny name like her.
CrocodileAvoider 4 years ago
She is a racist
AmericanCountryPride 4 years ago
The United States of America is over 230 years old, and has never had a president that was not an old white man. Oprah, as well as others, are recognizing that change is LONG overdue.
Further, with it's historical and continued racial discrimination, the people of the U.S. of A. should be willing to acknowledge the value of electing a qualified candidate who comes from an oppressed minority, specifically to serve as an example that the historical oppression is beginning to come to an end.
JustinLawn 4 years ago
we dont need a minority president , what could they possibly do ? oh yeal make more laws about how we are suppost to love them.....heres a thought piss on em.
paintedhorse1957 4 years ago
I agree
AmericanCountryPride 4 years ago
100% true
TheWheelchairer 4 years ago
paintedhorse - wow, you are one ignorant son of a bitch, aren't you? And proud of it it seems.
sidiggy1 4 years ago
no , i,m just sick and tired of hearing all you assholes screaming about how bad blacks have it . get a damn job and quit crying assholes.
paintedhorse1957 4 years ago
Paintedhorse - sadly, the fact that you exist and think the way you do - lumping all minorities together with the suggestion that they are not qualified to be president, followed by "piss on em," demonstrates that discrimination still exists and, as a group, they still have it worse than non-blacks.
sidiggy1 4 years ago
of course discrimination still exists , it will always exists as long as there are differnces in people. people are different thats not a bad thing unless they try to use it as a advantage.
paintedhorse1957 4 years ago
Or as a disadvantage - when someone refuses a job due to skin color, that is bad. Likewise, when someone suggests that no minority is qualified to lead this nation, that is bad.
sidiggy1 4 years ago
no reason to put a minorty in as president , why would we want to ? arent there enough majority people to lead this country ?
paintedhorse1957 4 years ago
Because some of us are not racist, and don't differentiate between candidates based on their ethnicity.
sidiggy1 4 years ago 2
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our country will be so much better off when your generation dies off
ashide1 4 years ago
oh come on leave these boys alone they are funny..they are not what you think they are
flamegame33 4 years ago 2
talking about the comments, not the show...
ashide1 4 years ago
Amen to that, JustinLawn.
soggykc 4 years ago
Well then, please vote for me, because I am in the most oppressed minority in America today: white, married, head-of-family, employed, hard-working, heterosexual males.
CrocodileAvoider 4 years ago
Oh poor you.
LuckilyHeDied 4 years ago
Just HOW are you being oppressed?
White heterosexual males still control almost all of the Money, Media & Power.
How sad.
gmfutube 4 years ago
you're historically in accurate justinlawn, and because of that, it's hard to justify your statement.
john f. kennedy was not an old man...he was 43 when elected president. that is not old, unless you think in about 15 years you will be old.
wntoply6 4 years ago
If your qualification to hold a job is "to serve as an example", isn't that the definition of being a token?
Nectarothegods 4 years ago
Please disregard my previous post. I have vowed not to reply to stupid statements.
Nectarothegods 4 years ago
I have to agree. Hillary is just like terpentine. (sp?)
HabsRule92Remy92 4 years ago 4
Isn't it strange how quickly and efficiently Congress passed the Patiot Act to remove our rights and freedom. How well Congress sends our money abroad and leaves the common person broke and without hope. Maybe we are the retarded ones for not catching on quicker.
greatbroad 4 years ago
"she isn't of english blood"??? What are you, Amish?
perchorin 4 years ago 3
tyserx sounds like a vampire who is white-intolerant.
greatbroad 4 years ago 2
oprah likes obama because he is black
nesquick3415 4 years ago
duh
theDudeAbides94 4 years ago
Thats where 99.9% of his support comes from, Blacks whom are themselves racists proclaiming that they are not in fact racists.
He will never win, hes a bumbling panderer.
governator86 4 years ago 4
well it seems govenator, you're a racist, bigoted, hateful, christian,and the only litmus test you have is if they are christian, hate gays, love the war and want to kill abortionists, then you're for them.
if a united states senator is a bumbling panderer, just think of how low on the totem pole you are and where you stand, you stupid christian bigot.
wntoply6 4 years ago
Wow, less than 30 words and you can divine a person's race, religion, mental capacity, their stand pro-life or pro-choice, whether they hate their neighbor, AND that they would consider MURDERING someome they don't know? You must be reading reams between the lines. Oh , you might want to click on his ID.
Nectarothegods 4 years ago
if you're from the south and a "so called" christian, yep, i can. any more questions?
wntoply6 4 years ago
Was is his accent or the fish bumper sticker that gave it away?
Nectarothegods 4 years ago
guess
wntoply6 4 years ago
Hey Chuck, before YOU say hateful things about someone, at least give them the courtesy of clicking on their ID. You may learn a little about them.
Nectarothegods 4 years ago
why? if you're southern, you're a bigot, liar, ignorant, and if you claim to be a christian, then you're even a bigger liar.
got problems with that, prove otherwise. the onus is on you.
wntoply6 4 years ago
So Oprah, Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King are racists and liars?
Nectarothegods 4 years ago
you tell me! are they?
wntoply6 4 years ago
Well, let's use Chuck's Theory of Geo/Theo Relativity- 1) From the South, 2) Professing Christians.... they MUST be!
Nectarothegods 4 years ago
so now u get the point. my judging others is not right in your mind i take it.
but, when others do the judging say southern baptist/evangelist/fundamentalist, that's ok. but give anyone else that ability, it's not.
the idiot who held a bible in the last neo con debate was saying in effect if you're not a christian, you're not worthy of being elected.
i am sick & tired of others making judgements for me. just thought i would try it out to see how it worn on the real bigots.
wntoply6 4 years ago
Chuck , the point is- you don't have to denigrate a commenter- it doesn't serve you well or give anyone the impression that you have anything to say. Put out something positive or witty or at least relevant.
Nectarothegods 4 years ago
excuse me nectar, go back and read from the beginning. you have totally missed the point, butted in where you were not asked, then threw the onus on me. i merely replied to stupid statements, much like you are doing now.
tell me are you from the south? should i make more broad statements?
wntoply6 4 years ago
My mistake. From now on I will stop replying to stupid statements.
Nectarothegods 4 years ago
best you stop making stupid statments and you will be a better man for it. that's if you're a man.
wntoply6 4 years ago
hey guys, you forgot that cowboy, what's his name morris, horris, oh no, it's norris, fuck norris, no, no it's chuck norris who has endorsed that preacher man runnimg for president. and what's his name huckfinn, molly bee, no no huckabee. yeah fuck norris is supportin huckfinn.
wntoply6 4 years ago
Yep, Oprah is racist against white people.
lordjadams 4 years ago 5
Bush may not be the best at everything,but, i do think he gets a nominee for Best President to Piss off and Drive Liberals Completely Insane"!!!!
RecceMan90 4 years ago
And that has been worth the loss of YOUR rights?
worth the loss of many thousands of lives?
worth the massive debt he has run up?
gmfutube 4 years ago 2
This screaming liberal LOVES Jackie and Dunlap!
DaCoach68 4 years ago 8
They're liberal too, you're okay.
dekken56 4 years ago
How do you say that Jackie and Dunlap are liberals?
AmericanCountryPride 4 years ago
Of COURSE they are liberals. Smart men. Maybe right wingers don't understand parody?
soggykc 4 years ago 2
i'm a right-wing gun-owning bible-thumping (noun)-(verb)ing conservative, and i get parody. the way you can tell they're liberals is that there's a slight tinge of self-deprecation when they're doing a bit on liberals that isn't there when they poke fun at conservatives. (right-wingers can also grasp nuance).
dekken56 4 years ago
Jackie's "Hey, welcome to Red State Update" was a lot peppier than usual. I think he's (gasp!) got Holiday Cheer!
It's amazing how much these boys know about Oprah and how her show works. Hmmm. I guess we know what Jackie is watching between late afternoon beers...
WileyCoyote69 4 years ago 2
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No, Mitt Romney/Mike Huckabee 2008!!!
Baroque1750 4 years ago
LMAO
19560125 4 years ago
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Did you know that YOU TUBE stole all your mikma comments. look and see there are nowhere to be found...MIKMA WAS HERE
mikma 4 years ago
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unfortunately for us, the next president is gonna be a Democrat cause none of you idiots appreciate Bush, but I am not gonna have the Dragon Lady for my president
embracethemetal 4 years ago
lol. bush. lol. lol. lol.
kiwidud3 4 years ago
Oprah for president? That's just plain scary! But it's smart to avoid making her mad!
blackturtleus 4 years ago 3
You're a good illustrator, Dunlap.
hahayouarefunny 4 years ago 3
Sounds like Oprah's got a good tactic to promote bipartisanship.
hahayouarefunny 4 years ago
Oprah and Obama means one thing -- Oh-Oh!
CrucieFiction 4 years ago 2
LMAO at Oprah and Gail screaming "road trip"! -Jim
CountryComesToTown 4 years ago 6
"Road trip!!"
LOL!!!
blondtrumpet1 4 years ago 3
Oprah has a book club, magazine, two TV shows, Obama, TD Jakes, Bill and Melinda Gates, Bono, ABC/Disney, and Broadway all under her spell. She's too busy to be president. She's taking over the world.
tombstonetom 4 years ago 6
Reagan and Hank SR shaking hands! I'd love to have that pic. LOL
johnnyoregon 4 years ago 5
fuckin hilarious guys. 5 stars again. keep em comin
RustyCyler 4 years ago 2
oprah = racist
the hatchet job oprah did on christopher darden made me hate her, her endorsement of obama makes me feel vindicated for having despised her all these years...but without her i wouldn't be able to decide what books i should read.
SAVE ME, OPRAH! SAVE AMERICA!
stlmxc 4 years ago
LOL
arglistone 4 years ago