Eddie Izzard- Methods of procreation

[fastold]

yours is doggy fashion

we invented it

I know and its caught on BIG TIME LOL

[temporaldisplacement]

Its not as harsh as octopus mating.

[PhoenixKittty]

21 people got Salmon fashion

[Gabrik32]

21 people got doggy fashion.

[mihaimoldo]

The male seahorse gets knocked up by the female...oddly....then he fertilizes the eggs and carries them till they hatch...Damn nature you scary..

[broadimagination]

Sorry someone brought me a coffee during plans and vruuummm sorry about that...but hey chin up! :)

[Lupa1410]

So mice are Irish?

[RaddGalaxeyOYTA]

@Lupa1410 scotish

[JamieAndSassenach]

as long as you can get guilt in there...!

[TheFantomRogue]

Superbbbbbbbbbb

[FilledCircle]

Definite article is one of my favorite of Eddies work

[neutronbob22]

why no punch line?

[guitarfjp]

you cut the best bit;

"you salmon piss me off, your too expensive in restaurants that your problem."

[FrubaFanatic]

ahhh eddie izzard is a comical gineus. as long as we get guilt in there we really don't care..." we do seem to do watever we feel like

[katrandom]

"as long as we get guilt in there we really don't care..." HAHAHA so true....

[newgeorge]

as long as we get GUILT in there somewhere . . .

[siggster03]

HAHA!!! the salmon!! xD its like, well, WTF?!"

[retox]

This was his best outfit. Killer jacket!

[DPO263]

At about 3:16, it sounds like he actually starts to laugh!

[mowgli2071]

Anyone remember a comedy sketch that had a sheep with a mohawk?

[Nekhet]

Yeah, that one is hilarious too:)

[parvanaturalia]

@mcgigglish: wanted to reply, but accidentally hit spam. Gorram. Anyway, it's true, it is one of the longest-running jokes in my circle of friends; well, along with Pavlov. Anything involving dogs, really. Speaking of doggy-fashion, my Lit prof mentioned something the other day in the similar fashion and I cracked up. And everyone looked at me really weirdly. As per usual.

[adenjones1]

He missed out on the fact that salmon mutate into hideous monsters before mating and dropping down dead. It really is weird

[CommanderHoskins]

LOL.

I love the look on the 'salmon's' face.

"...." like 'You're kidding, right? What the fuck are you on about?'

[mcgigglish]

...and you've missed the absolutely hilarious punchline to this:

"and the salmon say 'couldn't we just do it doggie-fashion?' "

One of the many Eddie jokes that's stayed in my head for years.

[tygr49]

"....Be careful of the airlock!"

[Furubatsu]

what about the manits? duringsex the girl EATS the guy's head! (the bloke livesfor about a week after sex somehow...)

[MadsterV]

lives for a week without a brain just cause he had sex?

I believe I've been there.

[Furubatsu]

apparently he has a spare in his arse

[Junnage]

Only if the female is starved, which is not always all the time.

[daka001]

thats why chocolates were invented !

[ORACLE063]

Thats not the kind of head the mantis was expecting@@!!@@

[Gznaba]

Then you fertilize the eggs, AND DROP DOWN DEAD! HA!

[apelhitam]

@Gznaba I guess you can say *puts on sunglasses* the got Killed In Action!

YEEEAAAHHH!!!

[ChristopherDone]

as long as you get guilt in there somewhere...

[archivesbc]

could be worse - could be the Black Widow...

[EmoHamster]

the male seahorse only holds the babies til they hatch.

[IWantLandingSnow]

I Love His James Bond, Sean Connery Mouse :P

[ElizaMogha]

i have no idea how many times i have watched this video! i loooooooooooooove it!!

eddie's humour rocks! !

[internetsfinalboss]

"It won't work but..."

Legendary.

[greatsayain]

odd place to end it

[cactus8976]

someone brought me a coffee and whooom!!!

[czechreck]

Space rocket made of jam...

Hahahahahahaha

[mrevilevil2]

Lol, makes you feel sorry for Salmon.

[Rep6400]

Salmon, good...Got a bit of a suprise for you people.

[someonesperson]

catty!!!

[pizaboys]

Sheep, nice haircut btw

[deserttundra11]

Jerk...

[magicalgirl]

"Anyway, chin up" (to the giraffes) was perfect. Also "best laid plans" for the mice, nice reference.  (y'know the saying "best laid plans of mice and men".)

[telanis9]

it's even better if you saw earlier in the show where he talks about that poem

[JoHnNyDePpIsFiT]

at the end of this he says

Salmon: we're quite happy with doggy fashion

XDXD

[Blarghargh]

well, think of a joke for the end of that line, and off you go

[barbiedoll1483]

god he loves Jam!! Every show ... bless him!

[techiepiratechick]

This is nearly the funniest bit! Soo great!

[KikiaOfficialPage]

DING DING DING. oooh i'm hungry now haha

[DeviantBeauty22]

Watch out for the airlock! LMAO!

[thelukesternater]

like a bat.

hg

[semt9]

lol salmon got a raw deal XD

[daddyleon]

haha yeah xD

[DHAR3070]

"... well, I've built a space rocket out of jam..."

[Dionne307]

you got cat flaps , so what the fuck you arguing about

[forgottenpoet15]

No. 8! And then you drop down dead! Ha!

[kittiexcore]

cats-doggy fashion, what about kitty fashion?

ROTLMAO

[EatFresh69]

And then you leap and leap and leap.

And then your drop down dead. HA!

[GotstaPee]

DOGGIE FASHION!!!!!

[Wakkosgirl]

What's with the man and flip charts? "- D

[benbur69]

and u drop down dead

[venusblew]

...HA!

[StilInSaigonVietnam]

Giraffes - whatever you can work out, basically...HAAAAAAAA

[Nuclearlion73]

You leap and leap and leap and leap, You lay eggs... THEN YOU DROP DOWN DEAD! HAH!!!!!

[dsl1dsl1]

and then... YOU DROP DEAD! HA!!!

[LolieJulie]

"Then you drop down dead HA!"

"...can't we just do it doggie fashion?"

[Tareltonlives]

"As long as you've got guilt in there, we don't care"

[Love4JonStewart]

He has the most beautiful eyes...

Even, you know, without the makeup.

But he's really hilarious too, witty even...

[GLK1976]

Giraffes - whatever you can work out, basically...

[Rensra]

"dying for a shag" with eddie izzard!

he's actually sexy in this stand up

[MadMidnightDriver]

i thought i was the only one.... ))))

[Love4JonStewart]

oh trust me, you're not.

[MadMidnightDriver]

and you drop down dead. HA!

)))

[Stericus]

what about catty fashion, roflmao

[ninaderanja]

proper end:

salmon:'Couldn't we just do it doggy fashion?'

[maxinefoster]

then you drop down dead HA!

[dtek40k]

Woof woof woof woof woof *poof*

"Be careful of the airlock!"

[kdixon7244]

You ruined the end, bozo! The salmon looks up and says, 'Couldn't we just do it doggy fashion?'

[travelmouse]

Eddie is the very very best. Can't wait to see him LIVE in Vegas, at Caesars ( the hotel not the Dog Food) LOL

[XxDarkDemonPrincessX]

LOL Pavlov xD

[Khoshnamak]

you crack me up eddie- you are the best lol

[LeaMishell]

Eddie's one of the funniest comedians out there today. Hope he comes out with more DVDs soon!

[mattblacktramp]

mega

[LittleGrey92]

I love him! Just love him!

[moosey62]

Oooo. Poor salmon!

[sjaeckh]

I love his expression when the salmon learn that they're going to be jumping up a waterfall..hahah genius

[MANDELAZZA]

hahaha poor samins xD

[Ravnos]

A great bit.

[tigerlilly77]

"humans... any way you like it, as long as you get guilt in there somewhere..." LOVE IT!

[oliesbw]

imagining Eddie as GOD !for that i'd stop beliving in the big bang!

[StarsxCryxTears]

*ding ding ding* oh, im hungry now!

[miodd]

...any way, chin up : )

[vishox]

salmon: cant we have doggy fashion?

god: no you can't! ...too expensive in supermarkets thats your problem!

lol