Skyrim | Scary Bard

[jonix445]

i knew it i saw another movie from him

[44GamerNerd55]

HIT THE MUTE! HIT THE MUTE! OR YOU WILL BE EAR RAPED! RIP TO ALL 'BUD USERS NOW I CAN HEAR NOTHING! IT IS PROB'LY TOO LATE TO SAVE ANYONE'S EARS NOW IM DEAF SO ARE YOU AND WE CAN HEAR NOTHING!!!

[Zandermaniac44]

I don't get the scary part...

[easyta4]

Silicon came crashing into russian WOOOO!!!! ( transcribe audio) ^^

[Ler0h]

I slit that guys throat...

[zRev1983]

@melih626 best knee arrow comment I've ever seen. Hit me! Young hova!

[uraniumgum]

Holy shit scariest thing I have seen in 3 days!

[Hairgod1234]

So do you get to the Cloud District often?.. Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.

[TheSouleater66]

@Hairgod1234 you know what, i sent that guy to the "cloud distric"

[Alex47268]

Didn't mean question mark

[Alex47268]

Yeah it's fun?

[StupidFucktardz]

o: .. .

is this game good? just curious.

cause i've never played or heard of it.

[TheSouleater66]

@StupidFucktardz you never heard of skyrim?! have you been living under a rock?!

[StupidFucktardz]

@TheSouleater66

.. Lol .

just a question ?

[TheRisky9]

I don't get it...

[xyameax]

What's wrong with Sven, all he wanted to do is make money and preform a good deed. Me and him are close friends. We've been adventuring for months now and he's great with a blade. Just don't let him hit you okay?

[kyledescension]

no wonder no one is in tht bar

[SpectraPyrus]

i never made arrow knee jokes, cuz i was playing skyrim.

[simsmzzms]

i find my sweet roll bakin' grandma more scary than this bard and his silly tunes...

[UncleWerowolf]

foreveer alone

[Yuurekk]

i think every one here is to fucked up already to acknowlege this piece a "bad" or "scary" one. but nice try! you almost got me by that seriously looking title!

[GeorgeRDR3218]

@blargainc me to

[marco97541]

were is every 1?

[Pac031]

I ove their instruments! :D

[BadassGamersIT]

Always this intro. God D:

[dudly14]

plz.... delete ur youtube account and never do videos again... i feel retarded just to look at em..

[LITTLEMIAMI99]

d(x_x)b rip headphone users

[ropeninja92]

best bard ever



[xXMrBozmoXx]

R.I.P Headphone users

[AdamTyreeAlmon]

1. Turn on cc in bottom right

2. Choose transcribe audio

3. Laugh at how wrong it gets

[Andaldhinio]

R.I.P. Headphone users.

[Draphcone]

the starting is better than the video. btw that's not a compliment.

[duqont]

@deacon9260 i used to make sex jokes but then i took maturity to the head (i grew up duh)

[Brudus1000]

he only thing scary bout that is........i used to be an adventure like you then i got a maid laid

[1Gabrielsson1]

I used move like a pregnant cow but then skyrim came out and I took an arrow in the knee.

[BAMABOY3694]

Ragnor the red

[Littlebark1]

Thumbs id you thought it said "scary bad"

[RadiantChimp]

Beautiful :')

[Revexey]

i'd like to hear the Age of aggression instead of this dumb

[jimbul5]

@m3tallicaowns Because he’s Matilda.

[Grantofglyn]

Guys, guys, guys... it's scary because his lute looks like a devil, take notice.

[djrussbuss]

rip head phones users

[hatsoffsam24]

LoL ah Sven i used to like before i found out his girlfriend split up with him because I KILLED HIM AND MARRIED HER MUHAHA AHAHA!!!!

[RedguardStoleMyHorse]

I need help with a mission! So it's the one where you have the go in the cave were people are dealing Skooma and stuff and you ave to kill them all, the problem is that I already killed everyone in that cave and when I returended (because I got the mission) only the bandits were back but the people (like the artender) weren't replaced. So when I kill everyone who is their the quest mark dissapears and nothing with complete or anything + when I talk to the jarl there's no option or anything,HELP!

[666Shinedown]

Is it because of the song?

IDK Sven is my buddy I gave him full set of dragonbone armor and we are owning everything

[CODNitro9]

I dont get it? Hows that scary?

[TheRealSefron]

I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes about me taking an arrow to the knee, then i really took an arrow to the knee.

[ImJNaut]

HOW IN HELL DO YOUR VIDEOS GET OVER 100K VIEWS?!

Thumbs up if your wondering...

[MachinimaAdvisor]

@Alex47268

I bet butch stole your sweetroll

[TheGrantFreak]

HOLY FLYING JESUS THAT INTRO BROKE MY EARS!!!

[Chibininjamonkeys]

Sven used to be my companion... but then I realized he fuckin sucks.

[steamuser123]

Thats it im killing that bastard

[24SuperSkull]

oh wait ? Your companion? Uhm... there were no one in the house and i had an untested... daedric bow... Well uhm.. he took an arrow to the knee... he bled to death... unfortunately :( Sorry mates,i dident know :(.

[APERCUPETO]

ey!!! that is my companion!!

[ieatlotsofbunnies]

I actually find him quite catchy.

[marpsugar]

i like the intro. seriously. i was totally chest hitting like any Nord would.

[MrBBQification]

Such a Pussy.. -.-

[Psycho666Therapy]

Sweet shit on pancake, that intro scared the flying fuck out of me!

[m3tallicaowns]

Why is he scary?

[dogbone222]

@m3tallicaowns he molests you every time you go to sleep. he became a bard to put you to sleep

[Fell1208]

@m3tallicaowns Because he sing but there isn't anybody ahah

[6352Ninjas]

@m3tallicaowns Cause Skyrim is not bitches.

[shagoosty]

@m3tallicaowns It must suck to be deaf.

[Alex47268]

@m3tallicaowns pretty sure its cuz his song he sings but idk. was bored and watched this video at like midnight

[Liboo52]

@m3tallicaowns listen to the song... i think that's what is supposed to be scary

[Alex47268]

I used to make "arrow in the knee" jokes. Then somebody stole my sweetroll.

[Defender98TV]

@Alex47268 i used to steal peoples sweetrolls like i did to your sweetroll,then i stole an apple

[deacon9260]

@Alex47268 I used to make Skyrim jokes, then I took a vagina to the penis

[headcrabwarrior6161]

@Alex47268 wasn't me.

*eats sweetroll* 

[MadDragonify]

@Alex47268 Fallout 3 reference?

[TheLeapingPie]

@Alex47268 ouch... that's harsh D:

[mackan9704]

I used to do "i used to make "arrow to the knee" then i got a life" jokes but then i played skyrim.

[heroicman03]

@mackan9704 what?!

[MonnkeyyMaN]

I used to make "Arrow to the knee" jokes but then I became original and Funny...

[DurrYeah]

i hate sven

[ramsay6793]

R.I.P headphone users

[trailernewb]

275 peoplpe died jumping off bards jump

[desetnik15second]

OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE OF THIS INTRO OF HIGH VOLUME HAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[poisonisFunguy182]

@rusher38 yea it used to be 266 people are ragnar the red

[Pixelatification]

............. Why do people like the arrow to the knee or ear or whatever comments? They're just trying to get attention and to me, it's just starting to get old...

[rusher38]

@Pixelatification forced meme, everyone will love it until they find something else to go on about

[desetnik15second]

@Pixelatification because it is funny! LOL just like the game

[Sephiroth767]

@Pixelatification - Telling people on youtube that you don't understand why they think it's so funny. Who is trying to get attention? Also, I didn't understand the arrow to the knee jokes, like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[Jncofreak07]

@crashnburner187 he moved closer to the player when he wasn't looking while still singing. Bards are stationary when they're singing. Watch the video carefully.

[DaBobsters]

i used to be a bard like him, then i took a arrow to the knee

[Nightmare1000100]

GOD FUCK! FUCK U GUYS IM NOT USING HEADPHONES ANYMORE!

[ToaLewa6]

Oh Bard! I thought is said scary BEARD. My bad...

[MrVille432]

:D

[conzyfonzy]

I used to steal peoles sweatrolls, then i took an arrow to the knee

[legendmacho]

Sven is typical male from Sweden.

[rlawrence110]

I used to fight mudcrabs tougher than you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[rlawrence110]

Sven used to be my companion, but then he took an arrow to the knee.

[TheDarkstalker11]

@rlawrence110 mine was fucked up by a frost troll

[theblakenedmaster]

Nice lightsaber, but seriously someone stole his sweetroll!

[MrVampire101]

Lol my grampas name is Sven

[crashnburner187]

Where's the scary bard?

[MrSpaceNinja]

@crashnburner187 The bard is in Riverwood, Ask him to play Ragnar the red

[crashnburner187]

@MrSpaceNinja I've seen quite a few bards play the song, what makes this particular guy scary?

[Silenceisbought]

I took him to Boeithiah n.n

[maxandsagey]

»»───(knee)───►

[yrret66]

ur username would match you if you took the second letter out of it

[SketchyToons]

His singing got on my nerves, so I gave him a little visit in werewolf form ^-^

[timmyisthefly]

you raped my ears at the begging

[PavloveLock]

Yay! Yay bards! :D

[jasoncape]

I was expecting a screamer at the end...

[XxTheWeekendWarsxX]

pointless video? 10pts!

[CoolGriffy]

who voices sven?

[joep45621]

I read the title as "Scary Beard" D:

[EndymionSonata]

ah yes... ragnar the red xD I used to like ragnar the red... but then I took a thu'um to the knee... now I'm obligated to request "the dragonborn comes"

[coopseyred]

i used to listen to bards....but then i took a guitar to the balls

[yourirat]

ah i killed al the bards in the game

[Rickster621]

I used to tell Mace to teh face jokes but then i took a bullet in the brain

[Lanmanfly]

Is this a troll?

[MrJarth]

i like the reaction lol

[DylanRotunno]

lol i killed him when he was playing his drum and the owner didnt see

[MorinaLucine]

Kill him and take his harpguitar!

[trumpetmansavesu]

@MorinaLucine It's called a Lute lol

[MorinaLucine]

@trumpetmansavesu Well whatever the piss it is I want it :P

[SorryImSoAce]

/watch?v=pbMuwHE9sns&feature=r­elated

[RazorX53]

hmm... I'll give it a try. I used to be a headphone user, until I heared a bard singing at 150 decibels ...? (0_o) dammit nevermind (btw, thats enough to rupture your eardrums)

[davidmonroy86]

The people that took an arrow can take it out and stick it in their butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zenthrox862]

@davidmonroy86 and then BLOW IT OUT YOUR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS­SSSS

[MrJeak90]

Absolutely crapped myself to the opening of this vid, headphones full volume

[danielkol10]

@MrJeak90 OMG SAME XDDDDD!!!

[MrRelojero]

@MrJeak90 you save me headphones

[MrJeak90]

@MrRelojero Glad to have helped :D mine are certainly...well lets say...they are in a better place now *single tear*

[Rubonixable]

I saw a mudcrab the over day.

[CharnelLord666]

@MrWrldpce Fat women dont exist in Tamriel

[hakarashi]

@MeeAndChicken You can t really judge a game of that size with a 59 seconds video of something as unimportant as that in the game =P So I rate your comment [ONLY FOR BRATS]

[LamaPaj]

@MeeAndChicken worst troll ever.

[Pajti007]

I used to be a headphone user, then i took an arrow to the ear.

[horbergus]

@Pajti007 hahahahaha

[kyriakoskyr5]

@Pajti007 I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes... but then i took a mace to the face

[TeletubyofDOOM]

@Pajti007 Same, Except i took a intro to the ear.

[DannyJonathanMeadows]

everyone view my skyrim vids

[ArtoLP]

boring intro

[Wownerdza]

AND THE VID SUCKED AND THE POINT???

[TheWistfulWanderer]

Best tavern song in the game by far is "The Song of the Tongues" Seriously great.

[RuneScapeUltimare]

i used to write mace in the face jokes but then i took a maul to the crotch

[KingofEpicFruit]

any of you heard "age of oppresion"? the song is so terrible, its like they made "age of agression" and then just tried to murder it.....

[AxReborn11]

Oh man you should hear the Bard in Dawnstar...She CANNOT SING its hilarious when she does the last verse of Ragnar the Red

[TeePur]

Oh thats Sven? Rofl.. I used to roll with him, but then I accidently cut his head off. His fault really. Ran in the way..

[encore543]

why is this scary?

[chazo22z]

»»───knee───►



[jbevan70]

Trivia: this is Jason Marsden singing.

[imdoinurmom123]

Everyones out there trolling and what do I get?Guard duty

[SeladorCellardoor]

For some reason this reminds me of the Ballad of Brave Sir Robin.

[TheGtaivplayer]

FUS ROOO BWAAAAAAAAH

[AlbinoEverGreen]

Archmagemelek laughed at this

[MaTTDuD3]

svens my follower lol

[ShiShiZoomBoom]

Nice dislike bar.

[SpkrTraeus]

That's not scary, he's simply singing of Matilda who killed Ragnar the Red...

Very famous bard song! :D

[zZulloZz]

I didn't get it?

[Svartsvamp]

A dragon killed sven for me, so i threw him into the river and off he went :(

[ringwr4ith]

Stop with all the arrow in the knee jokes. It was funny the first time on skyrim and should only remain in skyrim, stop over using it otherwise it will get old and stupid like all that 4chan crap like "u mad" and "bro"

[69Semiazas69]

@ringwr4ith i used to hate on 4chan and the arrow in the knee jokes, then i took an arrow in the knee. umad, bro?

[ringwr4ith]

@69Semiazas69 No, but thanks for being a fine displayable example of what I mean. You and many others sure are a good resource.

Sincerely yours,

Ringwr4ith

[69Semiazas69]

@ringwr4ith you're welcome. how's your mom holding up? still in that wheelchair in the psyche ward?

[ringwr4ith]

@69Semiazas69 Nice one, how long did it take you to make that one up? 1 hour? or more perhaps? Nice try though kid.

[69Semiazas69]

@ringwr4ith a little less time than it took to type it. and kid? lol. sure. you totally know me. i'll be 20 in 4 months. i'm a young adult at the very least, which is still an adult. the only people who say call people "kid" on youtube are people who are so high and mighty about their age that they look down on anyone younger and simply have their head so far up their ass that they think it matters, or little kids trying to pretend to be older than they really are. which one are you?