Haruhi kidnapping Mikuru Asahina

[112darkreaper]

at the last moment i guess he wants to say no i'l say YES MA"M =D

[setokaibafan1234]

i love how haruhi volunteers mikuru for boob-touching

[Metatality]

I am male-moe. It might sound weird but it got me a girlfriend!

[CeezeLFemineen]

@Metatality Man boobs?

[bestshowontheweb]

Transcribe the audio

[0551E80Y]

i bet the voice actors had a real laugh when they read the script and to say those lines

[ChargerTheWolf]

and there goes Mikuru Flapping like a chicken.

[Badgaldinger]

@ 0:32 Me Gusta face.

[AlexiaCarcera]

"mo-ehh..."

[itzChristinaBitch]

o_o

[nick111138]

well technicaly i am hating so yeah...

[nick111138]

dubs suck they make the character look and sound dum and the dubs are never realy suited for the character like umm sometimes there is a girl with a deep voice in a dub but the origonal is high voice and the dub would just make the charcter sound out of place like in bleach on adult swim but naruto it suprised me how the dub was spot on not hating i just thing the dubed voices sound dum

[kfclanjiao]

@nick111138 You mean "dumb", "original", "character" and "dubbed". This is not how you write English. Learn it before you try to write it!!!!!!!!! Just felt like trolling you since you go around videos criticizing people writing "improper Japanese" when they are typing in Chinese. You fail in life. I have finished the theory. Have you? If not, we wish you good luck.  TROLOLOLOL

For the record though, the dubs here are kinda okay i guess...Just enjoy the video people!

[axelskull]

ugh dub

[xomer89x]

Indeed...

[058875915]

.....dear people who rip on the dubs........THE DUB HATES YOU TOO.....moving on.....awwwww thats the first time haruhi gropped mikuru how nostalgic

[aznninjahitman]

@058875915 In Soviet Russia... dub hats you?

[058875915]

@aznninjahitman no i just want ppl to stop ripping on the dub

[wafflezRduhshizz21]

Why are the top comments ripping on the dub? Why can't it be about Haruhi's explanation on why moe characters are in anime?!

[GabbyVocaloidGirl44]

Poor Mikuru....adorable innocent Mikuru... the boobies! WANNA FEEL UM FOR YERSELF! *is drunk nagisa*

[DamienKruijdenberg]

Kyon is one lucky son of a B*tch!!!

[Sergejoebot]

Pretty immense alright

[sweetiebelle100]

kyon is lame and haruhi is cool and so is yuki and itsuki and mikuru

[SageTheWriter]

This dub was great, no matter what anyone says. Only problem was pronunciation.

[TheVelociraptor15]

That's not kidnapping that's rape

[mukraf]

@TheVelociraptor15 I guess it's rape, but this is more ear rape from the dubbing than anything else

[MadSpectro7]

@TheVelociraptor15 Technically is't sexual harassment

[TheVelociraptor15]

I so hate english dubbed animes. Sound so gay

[SageTheWriter]

@TheVelociraptor15 No, that's how you sound, saying that.

[TheVelociraptor15]

@SageTheWriter because I'm a girl dumbass

[SageTheWriter]

@TheVelociraptor15 No, because you try using "gay" as an insult.

[TheVelociraptor15]

@SageTheWriter Ok I'm just kidding I ain't a chick. Scratch that, LOLFAG. Does that sound better?

[arcanacabana13]

Mikuru likes Flaky of Happy tree friends

[ElFreakinCid]

It's a sad sad world we live in when groping a girl's breasts against her will while she cries about it is considered something funny and awesome.

Also, someone needs to inform Wendee Lee that moe isn't pronounced like that--seriously, she sounds like she's trying to cough something up.

[KittyEvangeline]

He sounds like Roy Mustang...



[sweetiebelle100]

here is what i think i am in the anime and i am with konata and mikuru.to konata:you are my favorite anime person your so cool and pretty!to mikuru:omg you are so annoying you get on my nerves you screaming idiot!then mikuru starts crying and me and konata go talk about our favorite anime and become friends.oh and i will go back in the room and kick mikuru in her chest

[130cookies]

Haruhi:Wanna feel them???

Mikuru:Ahh!

Me:THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!

Other than that, I felt like I was listening to Konota ramble on about moe...

[AgoEcho]

LMFAO!!

[TheOneBlueNinja]

Kyon: Must...resist...boner...

[JeffandBCProductions]

@TheOneBlueNinja Oh that's what we were doing? I lost when I saw the title! :P

[Syncdev]

What the hell do all of you elitist douches have with the dub? The voice acting is great, who the fuck cares if they announciate it differently from how you prefer.

[KanekoProductions]

IN THIS SITUATION, MOWEH- *hits pause* I'm done with this.

[Ember3520rs]

lol "you want to feel them for yourself"

[BrigadeChiefHaruhi]

I always molest Mikuru lol!

[shellnmize]

This isn't kidnap at all! How dare you call it that! It's molest! Lol.

[TehGweatLeon]

LOL.

[ChiinkTheGM]

keep pressing the 5 button

[MrChuchiss]

indeed o.o

[TheNexus18]

And so, Kyon just watches.

[DarkSkar7]

lolz. Haruhi in this scene acts like one of my buddies at school.

[RubyRedSmashball]

Haruhi no yuutsu deserves MUCH better english voice actors...

[internetakias1]

@RubyRedSmashball

0.0, what are you talking about? these are great voice actors

[RubyRedSmashball]

@internetakias1

Mikuru's voice actor sounds like she's trying too hard to sound high pitched.

And even though asakura isn't in this scene, her voice sounds too...sweet

[internetakias1]

@RubyRedSmashball

have you watched the dub of haruhi chan? because she doesn't sound that sweet in that dub

[RubyRedSmashball]

@internetakias1

I have. And i have to agree with you, Achakura's voice needs to be more sweet

[ZekranvaGodOfDarknes]

Haruhi: wanna feel them for yourself

Me: FUCK YEAH!

[LizzieBorden9898]

I LOVE this anime! But I HATE Haruhi!!! Shes too anoyying. And shes mean to mikuru-chan :(

[bubbaXzone]

"do you wanna feel them for yourself"

GOD YES!!!!

YES I DO!!!!

[killa12779]

Bad touch BAD TOUCH!

[Wiegieboard]

did he feel them?



[marmik961]

@Wiegieboard No

[Wiegieboard]

@marmik961 This makes me sadface

[stolaike]

*noose bleed*

[jaredtheavenger]

What...........The...........F­uck

[crazykirby97]

nice boob grabbing action.

who said anime is just for girls?! :3

[GaialeiStrife]

@crazykirby97 ...no one.... no one EVER said that....

[MiruUchihaChan]

Yuki: *Just read*

Mikuru: *Screaming* AH AHHHHH!! AH AH AHHHHHHH!!!!

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

When that guy watches Haruhi groping her, he looks so funny!

[RWstunts]

@SuperMarkerComicBro Kyon

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

@RWstunts Is that the guy's name?

[RWstunts]

@SuperMarkerComicBro *nods* *goes back to reading*

[edgarjoseph14]

If Haruhi ask me "You wanna feel 'em yourself", I would Definitely do the thing that must be done...........

[ledzeppelinfreak]

It kind of annoys me that we don't seem to have Japanese subbed versions of this on YouTube.

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

Man, Haruhi is perverted. Not even I, as a teenage boy, am that perverted.

[paradigmshift360]

Mikuru turns out to be a total slut.

[kdawg3485]

boobies!

[ThePinkSl0th]

Poor Mikuru...always getting raped by Haruhi.

[Agentdoublea124]

Hehe , this girl at mah school last year reminded me so much of Mikuru. :3 She looked and acted just like her .... and had big ... yeah. :D

She was so sweet! She had a little squeaky anime voice! >w<

[aznmeaznyou]

where can i watch this anime?

[nevrest]

Its like the beginning of a hentai scene

[Rotneybot]

If Mikuru shrank me, I would be her pet, and I would love it when Mikuru Cuddles with me! :D

[aznboi88]

instead of "moe"...why not just say "sex appeal"? Instead of leaving some words untranslated like that...Also i support the original Japanese version <3.

[sweetiebelle100]

i wonder what mikuru sounds like in japanese

[Mdeil20]

can i touch? Please?

[CarlMinez]

This is just embarrassing! And this is coming from a fucking furry!

[daileyro]

at 0:25 I said "WTF IS SHE DOING?!?!"

[TakiroChan]

mo-e... dude, I hate english dub.

[internetakias1]

@TakiroChan

wow, you hate this dub because of a pronunciation mistake? I feel sorry for yourself :(

[TakiroChan]

@internetakias1 Hate in general, this was only one example for why I'd like to devour it and never let it out again. I know other dubs do that too, but as far as I know they mostly get the stuff from the USA and then dub it, not the original japanese versions. That's why I blame Eng dub for ruining it. *shrugs* I'm perfectly fine, but thanks for worrying ^_^

[internetakias1]

@TakiroChan

Just 'cause 4kids' dubs suck, doesn't mean that all dubs suck, example: this dub, the voices are awesome and everything was untouched

[Syncdev]

@TakiroChan Stop bring such an elitist douche, the dub is fine.

[seg162]

@TakiroChan Yeah! Over *1* word said apart from the COUNTLESS words said.

[mrliberty20]

0:25...

[SaiyoAnuyoki]

Bisexual pervert... Yet so awesome...

[ChristopherAngelies]

@SaiyoAnuyoki so true

how do you love it without feeling guilty

[imsoem0]

What huh I wasn't rubbing my weiner during this

[doctizzlefosho]

is this he original english dub of haruhi? whoever speaks this, should be slapped, and slapped, and slapped, and slapped, and sl......

[doctizzlefosho]

is this he original english dub of haruhi? whoever speaks this, should be slapped, and slapped, and slapped, and slapped, and sl......

[ttosaj]

*from Kyon's perspective* "i should look away..... but i cant....."

[vocaloidandlegolover]

I love how Yuki's just like nothing's going on. Come on Kyon, don't make it look like you don't like it. ;)

[666saradeath]

what episode was this? 

[vocaloidandlegolover]

@666saradeath Episode 1, Series 1.

[666saradeath]

@vocaloidandlegolover man i fell like i should've known dat T.T

[kitsunetailsx9]

YESSSSSS!

[BlazeRunner2]

Moe Characters are awesome!

[BlazeRunner2]

Indeed...

[xmeganimex]

0:21

Mikuru:I'm dead T_T

[thechurromaniac]

i wanna have s*x with her!!!

[thechurromaniac]

shes so hot

[mantohell2]

WHOA!!! I CALL JUGS!

[CrazyLeafNinja5]

Poor Mikuru she is a victim of haruhi's pervyness!

Haruhi=Ero-Shojo

[sirskyline]

LOOOOOL she's jealous xD

[zantiago2602]

Haruhi is a fuckING lesbian..!

[trace0112]

@zantiago2602 i approve!

[HatsuneMiku7]

@zantiago2602 correction..... bi. lol

[BedTimeProductions11]

Thumbs up if you use moe at least once everyday in your life.

[azn6190]

You wanna feel them for yourself?

Random guy:HELL YEAH I DO!

Me: O_e

[TheMatanui2]

What the FUCKKKKKKKKK?

[combatkevin123]

is this a show thats in english? or is it a game or..?

[Hypercube619]

@combatkevin123 Show. It's in english and japanese subtitles.

[combatkevin123]

@Hypercube619 wait. So Its in english w/ japanese SubtitleS?

[Hypercube619]

@Hypercube619 No. It's in Japanese but with english subtitles. 

[taijutsugal]

@combatkevin123 there is something called dubbing

[Gaminglord99]

Indeed

[blueeyedgirlie249]

I've never seen this in my life...so from 0:26 on I was like O_O XD

[Sagasking14]

It's funny. When I watched saw that scene for the first time, I thought that it was a one-time sort of thing. But then I found out that Haruhi makes really perverted jokes like that about Mikuru ALL THE TIME. It's actually the reason why I think that Haruhi is so charming. PS I think that Haruhi is one of the hottest anime girls EVER

[IrohaNekomuraCHANNEL]

Just thought of it.... Nonanime never does jokes like these....

[Whiscash97]

I'd love to be in Japan.

[101MangaRox]

Ummm.... I luv the show and all but.... Haruhi is insane. I'm obsessed with mikuru and animes. (obviously mangas too.)

[YamiSuzume]

so horrible in english..

[pikmin00]

"You wanna feel them for yourself???"

OMG! GREATEST QUESTION EVER!!!

[Daikaiju92]

Indeed...

[PinkyMagenta]

I just got a gorgeous Mikuru plush, I can't help hugging her! (I'm a girl!)

[qwer58j]

must buy this dvd

[InsertAwesomeName1]

Guy thoughts during this scene: DONTGETABONERDONTGETABONERDONT­GETABONERDONTGETABONERDONTGETA­BONERDONTGETABONERDONTGETABONE­RDONTGETABONERDONTGETABONERDON­TGETABONER

[animls4ever]

@InsertAwesomeName1 He probably did anyway.

[bears111b1111]

@InsertAwesomeName1 kyon is probably always bonerized

[rainethesage]

RAAAAAAAAAPE!!!

Sexual Harrassment... PANDA!

[NelXerez]

Mouwe pffffffff i hate the voice acting.

[Laos21293]

awww...poor Mikuru. Haruhi is just kidnapping her while Nagato just reads a book and Kyon just stares.

[SkillfulOtaku]

omg 0:14 one of those was Shuffle!.....

[TheHaloman980]

YOU WANT TO FEEL THEM YOUR SELF

he's like ._.

[choclatemarshmellowz]

kyon was having a good time staring at the boobs

[WonkaWonkaWoot]

Welp as somepeople will say mikuru is moélisious

[Antik554]

sick

[MrMeepMoopMeep]

LOL I CAN'T BREATH LMAO!

[abcluvinme1]

o.o

HAHAHAHA SOOO CUTEE!

[STATUSreality]

God I'm imagining them as guys. xD "He's tiny but he has bigger balls then me!" "Heeelp mee D8>" "Wanna feel for yourself!?" xDDD

[tirukaka013]

love the sound effect when haruhi touch her breast!

[Thoralmir]

Mikuru: "Where am I!?! Whats going on!?! Who are you people!?!"

[htfkid2000]

i would definantly feel them my self xD

[htfkid2000]

W orld

T hats

F Fucked up

[left4deadfreakable]

great...now she sounds like a pervert XD

[lilbro93]

No no no. In Soviet Russia, Mikuru rapes YOU!

... And I am perfectly okay with that. XD

[commandershadebetter]

@lilbro93 Right on bro.

[Byaukugan01]

@lilbro93 Unless it's Soviet Haruhi!...in which case, Mikuru is STILL the one who gets raped.

[gothdude176]

@lilbro93

lol i wouldn't mind either ;D

[ilovecute1]

@lilbro93 its not rape if you like it 

[TheArsonist13]

Indeed....

[dragonair500]

o_o *speechless*

[george922010]

LOL xD xD xD (_)_) :)

[Cora452]

I loved this anime and I LOVE this scene... it completely changed my view on life lol and one of my co-workers looks just like the red head but with glasses

[JRC3034]

oh my god so squishy and moe I wanna make "moe" babies with her! Pardon the pun :)

[illikeairsoft101]

is this the english dub? i like the sub better but i prefer subs anyways but still funny

[InfuserGod]

This is the very first video I've seen where the beginning dialog is:

"GREAT... now she sounds like a pervert!"

Classic. XD

[Brqwerty]

Indeed.

[nabnutsy]

is haruhi lesbian and is raping her friend to get her do things she wants that she will do

[gelanacpil]

what epsiode is this?

[IslandMan300]

DAMN IT MIKURU I WANNA MAKE BABIES WITH U

[Ginga]

LOL! That sound at 0:27 is hilarious.

[zionallheart50]

poor baby someone help that poor child get away from the wierd girl