Officially UNEMPLOYED !

[broosycruise]

Trolly man

[MrFreakytoons]

You hve to be fucking kidding............

[watballs2020]

Fuck finding a job,you have all you need,beer and sunshine,grow a few spuds,get the home brew on the go,and fuck the system.go to the beach,smell the flowers,while all the other mugs are running up there own arses.fuck em and laugh.ye pommy twat.....:)

[MegaWhiteafrican]

excuse the fuck outta me>> epic!!

[swe131]

tru aussie mate love it

[truesouljs]

I know this is a bit late but you should be a pornstar...the Australian Ron Jeremy!

[roelran]

You'd be a brickie......Yep a brickie.

[UnholyAngel016]

BRINKS armored truck guard.

[tallgreeno12]

Testimg beers lol

[GingerAnne]

"I'm officially Unimployed" *laughs and takes a sip of beer* oh god your hilarious. lol

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@GingerAnne hahaha......well...this is an old vid...and I enjoyed the break.....

[GingerAnne]

@TheFatAussieBarstard lol I bet you did. ;)

[BoDHunt3r]

you staring in a paranormal activity movie.. NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY SHIT

[90freaks37]

@BoDHunt3r HAHA, that'd be class, half way through he'd get a shotgun and start shooting randomly lol

[prowilsontanman]

aprositude

lol...........................­

[Jokatar]

Chopper Reid vs You in a fight? American wrestling gone stupid,,Need a manager??lol

[Jokatar]

Chopper Reid vs You in a fight?

[smilertiler1]

Australian Diplomatic Corps!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know it's late but couldn't resist

[fgypsy45]

whipper snipper in pink g string

[DarkFlaze]

vb commercials

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@16sag7 I bought the old company that I used to work for..lol...true story...

[TheAnonymous357]

@TheFatAussieBarstard fucking badass

[livelikegod1]

beer testing would be perfect for u lol

[jaifalta]

Prime Minister as bob hawkies son!

[ogrefacewawa]

i think you dancing on a stage in front of thousands of people would be the best thing ever! you have to be completely fuckin drunk though! you should be some sort of entertainer! like a comedian

[lazylewbob]

why don't u work in a brewrey!!

[CON19723]

Dude, love the intro and the concept. Keep it up and good one!!!

[rivier4]

Fashion designer, interior decorator...

[rivier4]

Radio journalist: do regular vox pop interviews on current issues, local personality interviews, etc. Travel writer. Food critic. Photographer. Sell things on ebay.

[xmakemebad35]

Police officer?

[Foxyarse2]

Bouncer in a brothel

[Kilhamjim]

You could apply to be Gordon Ramsey's script writer

[dat7123]

A truck driver delivering a shitload of VB all over OZ .. or Australia's ambassador for VB ???

[hrminer92]

now you can run the brothel you're always harping at me to build.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

If you build it...I will come..lol...

[Silkspine]

in no particular order: 1) become the next Steve Irwin but specialise only in dangerous spiders 2) a brumby tamer. 3) CEO of telstra 4) a terroist. 5) a professional dominatrix. 6) a standover man for Chopper Reid 6) a self defence instructor 7) a frontman in a band 8) a gardener 9) a barman or pub owner 10) a social or disability worker 11) a foster parent 12) a professional wedding crasher or if none of those appeals, you can have my underwhelming IT helpdesk job lol. just kidding.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hhahaha..all good suggestions...

[eminempkr]

you should open a fuckin bar. I'd come buy a few drinks

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

yep...I did that once..I turned into a drunk...lol..

[eminempkr]

oh..damn beat me to it

[MSWmson]

No, it was a text--I'm nearly mute now, so I couldn't make a coherent vid. Don't sweat it--just wanted to make sure you knew my lady and I were thinking of you. Hope you're well soon.

[pcuser152]

Since you just left your job to do with I.T, I recommend you do something in programming. Programming is pretty much what earns the most money in the computer industry. Anyways I'm 14, i have an interest in computers though I can't really program. LOL my life is going no where :(

[MSWmson]

ANT--did Pete ever give you my get-well message, or did he delete it in a frenzy of Texan-Envy?

[MSWmson]

I know you'd like a funny suggestion, Pete, but mine is serious. Don't turn your nose up at this, either; it worked for me once.

For the next 3-6 months, I'd get any sort of outdoor manual labor (no, that's not the president of Mejico): landscaping, mowing, construction.

The chief benefit, I found, was getting the chassis back into tune, working some lazy muscles, with the result being feeling about 10 years younger. In that time, someone will drop a good job offer in your lap, trust me.

[aliensareal]

open your own computer joint, i'll come to you whenever my comp fucks up.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

funny you should mention that???..lol..

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahahha..well..I,d need a cock transplant baby...lol....

[LadyWeasel]

I could see you answering phones in a customer service center. Oooooh yes!

FAB - 'Allo, thanks for calling. What's eating you?

Customer - Blah blah blah blah, whine.

FAB - (throws head back) AAAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Customer - BLAH! BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahahha...and then I could say..."Fuck off idiot"..lolol...how u been baby??...

[LadyWeasel]

I'm doing good :)

[deathwish35]

A porn star... yet you might have a heary attack

[TamHickey67]

Beer taster at the local VB factory!

[BoscoThe1]

Naaa Pete would have to blacken up for that role and what would the Yanks say about that.....lol

[xenxike500]

work at a beer factory or maybe at a bottle shop discount for drinks haha Have a good one FAB

[guyba86]

GO BACK TO THE FARM ;)

[aussie114]

your gonna have to start selling your ring on the street again.

[offplanetfilms]

Yea, I once had to make a video of the guy at the stud farm doing his "collecting"... The pig took 15 minutes to fill 2 jars (tragically, tragically true... but normal for pigs) ...The guy was wearing a latex glove for the video & casually told me that he usually doesn't bother wearing a glove. (My mind was fried at that point & the echo of those words will haunt me for the rest of my life!)

[offplanetfilms]

I have to add (before anyone starts) that I worked for the Department of Agriculture at the time making an educational Government training video... and I was NOT associated with "Color Climax" in ANY way, shape or form !!!

[twister7boy]

i dont have anything you want to see. just for kicks a birthday party clown. or a court bailiff. oh they did get em haha. peace. gregg

[77nova454]

Yup I wreckon you should be a poll dancer Or dress as a gypsey with big dangly earings and tell fortunes.

[MSWmson]

Olord, do you mean to tell me in Australia they have dancers when you vote? Sounds good--I'll bring it up to my local council. Not guys, though.

[YiffyKangaroo]

Heh, i feel your pain mate!

i was going to sell my sports car and move to Australia from the states in January... but my car got destroyed in a Tornado, and I lost my third job to the economy...

...so it could be worse! =P

hope you find a good job! ...im looking for one where i can meet some girls XP

(pet stores, art stores, coffee shops)

Love the Vids! figured i outa comment after watching so much!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

cheerz and beerz my friend....

[aussiegirl691]

A vb commercial totally...cheers mandy

[offplanetfilms]

I had a brief job as a Pig artificial-inseminator many years ago! (true) I've had worse jobs, but warming up the bottles of pig-glop in my top pocket beforehand kinda made me wretch. (true...all tragically true!)

The guy who collects the stuff at the stud farm had the really BAD job. I was very hesitant to shake his hand.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahahah...I love this story...lol..well done...

[TheGypsyTramps]

but if you ever do make a reality tv show...

make sure you keep it "LOUD AND FUCKING PROUD"

;)

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

lol...I am actually in the process of shooting a pilot for the ABC...its been dragging on for a yr now.lol....

[offplanetfilms]

If you want any freebee animation (custom made) to spice up your pilot, drop me a line! (seriously... bare it in mind)

[TheGypsyTramps]

whaaaaaat? get out o' town... you serious?

am i psychic, or what?

anyway, that'll make a nice little nest egg for retirement, don't ya think? or make some kind of investment... awesome, best of luck to you on that!

[TheGypsyTramps]

"... keep her in the wage at which she's never been accustom, eh?..."

that was cute.

for real, what i see are short clips of your life, here on youtube.

you're entertaining and interesting.

this may seem shallow... but you could capitalize on it by doing a reality show.

[NinkComPoop]

Wheyy to the 16 to 17's. (;

Just kidding x

''Sack the fat man'' :L

Im surprised santas still going...

[Quokka57]

Hmmm....now let me see....

I reckon we could find you something on stage with ZZ-Top, or a guest-Gig on an Angels tour.

Failing that, we could get you to go haunt the school kiddies and spruke to them that this ~ . ~ is your arse before prison, and THIS ~ 0 ~ is your arse after prison. j/k.

Then again, I think Politics would be right up your alley - Lord knows we could do with a decent PM. I mean, really - if Lizzard Lips KRUDD can get the job, you should be a shoe-in...

Q:)

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

wooohooo...sounds like a plan..lol..

[kaitlynthomasaust]

I could see you down in melbourne at CUB testing the beer as it comes off the racks....LOL theres a job for ya.... would mean you'd have to leave sunny queensland and come down to cold melbourne but for beer i'm sure you'd do anything!!@ hehehe (kaits mum)

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

well...I wouldnt do it for the beer...but I,d do it for u Darlin...lolol....

[BattlefieldDoktor]

Haha, sorry, I am having no job for you ... but if you have one for me I am looking forward, hehe ;o)

About jobs ... become a doctor ... I heard they're making great money and they always have customers coz people always get sick, haha. ;o)

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

OIY WOMAN...lol....lets not forget who,s got to drive you around for the next few weeks???...lolol...

[BoscoThe1]

Looks like someones riding in the boot for a couple of weeks. "And while your there hun - can ya garb us a other beer''.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

only if it,s your lint Bubbles..lol...

[AussieT904]

haha mate im pretty sure you'd have absolutely no trouble gettin a job in the industry. cept for lack of experiance never to old to learn mate haha

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

been there...done that..lol...

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

Shit yeah....free meat on the BBQ for all my mates....lolol..

[Llzdd]

You can come work at my dayhome. But then again, the children will probably go home saying every swear word that comes out of your mouth....lmao. Sorry no offence Pete.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

Yes..they would...lolol...

[varitous]

Mammogram machine, give them a squeeze and find the lumps

[muckrunner308]

move onto a great big farm and shoot video of yourself running the place, will also need a good sheepish co-star and a nice lady will finish it off nicely!!!!!!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahaha...now thats been done allready..lol..yer a legend....

[muckrunner308]

i still watch all your vids but the farm was the good ole days

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

yep..agreed.....thanx for hanging around so long.... ;)

[tinglefruits]

stripper!

[baznchrismetal]

you should be a body piercer

[didakbreak]

professional gigolo

[69malsurfer]

I'm thinking that you'd be suited to one of touchy feely sort of counselling jobs.You know the ones where they all sit in a group and cry and say I love you man.Thats where you could tell em all to fuckin wake up to themselves.ha ha . Good luck with the job hunting.

[adn885]

a truckie ?????youve got the look lol

[BoscoThe1]

.o no drinking to drive trucks.... lol FAB I can't see this happening.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

agreed..lolol..

[1hr4play]

Ambulance services get paid shitloads!!!

[chiefwaterboy2]

hmm some lady just rang me from civil construction i got work experience from monday to friday there laying pipes digging trenches for new houses :O

[flydato]

bricky's labour, plumbers assistant,

cause i never seen a man of your charater in front of compter

[ReeBee74]

Hi. Start up your own computer busniess. I think that would be a great idea as i get charged heaps. Lol porn star. Never know lol. Dating site online.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

I,m on it...lol..

[lyricalkillers]

Green Peace lol

[trvmcintosh]

i could see you working construction, odly

[xingwei12]

Police officer ,Go on go for the changeling role ,.

[robmechp]

SNAKE WRANGLER! come on! lol :)

Hey, BEST of LUCK FAB, FAB = Fat Aussie... you know ;)

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

cheerz and beerz,,,...

[BoscoThe1]

Whooo hooo other bite on the bum Pete you'd love that :)

[StylidiumLane]

When you only have cert 3 in IT that doesn't make you a IT technician.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

and your point???....

[StylidiumLane]

I'm surprised you got a job in a computer store to start with.

[luke00018]

Cop the FAB police force lol

[MaidenFan24568]

i don't have a job im in college, but i recon a good job for u wud be the VB brewery LOL

[sportsportsport]

I could see you as a captain of a fishing boat.

[Blueyeshining]

jiggalo, just had to say it. hagd ((((hugs))))

[Stratboy999]

SPIDER WRANGLER!!!!!! LOL!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

NOOOOooooooooo.....lol..

[xXxj3susxXx]

be an ice cream man =D lol

[ukp42]

Become a tv personality over here in UK! We love the Fat man =) Love from Scotland

[NetinMaster]

What about being a beer taster mate?? you must be the best man for the job with that lead belly you've got... and we might even see the FAT AUSSIE BASTARD quality seal on each beer!! AWESOME!!

Cheers Pete mate, and good luck with that job!!

[wufwufwufwuf]

VB TESTER

[broons316]

yea belly button fluff picker or VB taster

[dynamicz108]

BECOME SELF EMPLOYED IN BUYING N SELLING OVER THE NET - WORK AT HOME, N YE CAN SPEND ALL YER TIME WITH ANT AN DRINKIN VB:L goodluck with the job mate

[BobbyBorg26]

Stop using caps you dumb fucker

[dynamicz108]

Or what? what the fuck are you gona do about it eh? fuckin pratt go and fuck off cos you aint welcome here!

[MGABBYB]

I could see you as a bartender.

[GrahamAndFriends]

mankini salesman

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

Now that sounds like a plan mate...hahahhaha

[CREAMYMCJOE]

What a cunt.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

yes...you are...

[1DRock37167]

Nothing left for you now but stripping Pete, get on the pole and earn that VB!

[broons316]

hi Pete how about trying to be a gynecologist lol

[Espinozaize]

Ballarina...that wold be cute. No wait I mean Disturbing

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahaha..agreed...

[aussieranter]

hey fab, i would love to see you as a drill sergeant in the army.

if not maybe one of those people on tv trying to sell viagre, of a miracle cure for erectile dysfunction.

[aussieranter]

i meant to say 'or' not 'of'.

[soseg]

looks like a truck driver...

[53531640]

I could see you as a marriage celebrant.

[aussieranter]

yeah lol, i can just see that.

you may now kiss the fucking bride, you cunt!!!

lol, that would be pretty funny.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

LOLOLOL..I might kiss the bride first...or ask... "What are you doing later?"...lol

[EvilBproductions]

Brewery mananger?

I can see your face on a bottle of FAB LARGER

[aussieranter]

that would be awesome, i hope there will be some fab stout.

[DanielGammelgaard]

use more time on youtube.. edit your videoes a bit better, not that there is anyhting wrong with the way you edit, just do it intertaining.

[freeby83]

truck driver..

work at the mines..

prostitute..

walk in 2 centrelink as ur dressed now and ask 4 a job..

put a notice up with a pic of u saying "babysitter" ...

walk into a fancy resteraunt with a beer and ask for a job...

weatherman...

PIMP....

internet porn site..

circus ur act will be---see the smallest cock..lol ;)

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahaha...I love all those suggestions...OH WAIT...SMALLEST COCK???...lolol...

[JacobButton]

i could picture you as a talk back radio host! like bob francis!!

[CreamPie9uy]

Driving instructor... "get off the fakkin' road ya great gala.... why don't you fakkin' indicate ya steamin' dag" lol. You could teach people to drive properly instead of some of the shite they give licences out to these days.

Hope you find something you like. Peace man.

[waterhot80]

Food taster

[ThaUberTuber]

Odor Tester

This one is pretty odd, but some chemist has to make sure that all of those deodorants and anti-perspirants are operating properly to keep their users free of funk. hahaha i say go for it fab ! :)

[stonesfanatik]

How about a taste tester for VB??? LOL :)

[mjsm7641736]

You would be perfect for piss testing!!!

[highheadjester]

Working in a Day Care with lots and lots of little screamin kids!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

ahhh...NOPE..lolol...

[ronaldsmusicfactory]

you should be the guy that they shoot out of a canon

[TheParallex]

male prostitute

[BoscoThe1]

He is now...lol

[1GOD1JESUS]

teaching english to international students

[matoxewu]

biker gang

[alojz300]

a pirate :D

[baznchrismetal]

human dildo for burt newton

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

WOOOHOOOooo.......lol..

[jacobdwyane]

Male Prostitute.

[biltastic]

brothel reviewer!

[SmartmanChris]

Ambassador to the Vatican.

[JimJams2]

How about Prime Minister?

I've recently become unemployed too, I was thinking of applying for our U.K position which is up for grabs next year.

I know your not fussed on that ruddy Rudd bloke so why not run for parliament???

[MsBurpy]

LOL @ "Ruddy Rudd"...

Fkn - KRUDD!

[01davethecouchguy]

Make and sell dope to the kiddies ;)

[1GOD1JESUS]

lol!

[01davethecouchguy]

I might do that me self ;)

Wanna gram??

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

I,ll have 2 oz...lol...

[cheeptorque]

I lost my job at the orange juice factory..

cause I couldnt concentrate.

best o luck job hunting mate.

my suggestion...

REAL ESTATE AGENT

betcha a six pack, with MsANTs help....you could pull that off.

[REVHE4D]

You Tube Whore perhaps LOL.

[dctcool]

Late night quiz show host

[imtryingtogetback]

strongly agree, FAB and mike goldman, that'd be an insane show.

[NZDEBUK]

Phone sex operator. :-)

[carefree1989]

BEER TASTER ! ! ! !

[satisfy247]

Nurse or perhaps man whore??