JUSTIN BIEBER vs. PUBERTY

[yellowlabcutie]

hes a WAY better singer then jb thumbs up if you agree

[RayWiIIamJohns0n]

die

[fuzeboy23]

Caprods theme?

[lovehedgies1]

Instead of Baby, maybe Teenager

[simran4500]

im a baby baby baby oooohhhhh

[charliestrehle]

I'd call a song

• sorry my dick ain't big enough yet

• for god sake why do you like my songs with my crappy voice

[packanacky]

Lol I love this guy!

[ThePeanutbutterbunny]

If I were JB, before suiciding in the most painful way possible, I'd make a song called "I hate my fans, all of them are idiots" and make videos insulting them.

[Williamgoodrich1]

Re4 is da bomb

[phoenixx01161]

Gay fag singing here

[LOLinginside68]

ha... and this has 83 dislikes... D:

[AlwaysMrsNeverson]

ShoutOUT to OKLAHOMA!!!!! And no we are not all cowboys and girls

[BlueDiamondDan101]

There's a dot in mexico xD

[Legocapman]

We should hangout some time.

[Legocapman]

Soo..when are you coming to Warsaw? Me and my classmates were soooo excited when we heard you might come we all love your books and most of us watch your vids but then nothing happend:( please respond thanks!! :)

[TheAppleFanGirl1]

"I am TOOOOOTALLLLLLLY not gay" yeah, awesome title.

[especialJennifer]

i really really like you, josh, but do you have nothing better to do than talking like that about a 16 year old? and i would really like to know if you would say those things if he would stand right next to you, or if you would talk like that to any other 16 year olds.

come on, there is nothing he did for what you could blame him... i am not exactly a fan, but no one should be treated like that :((

[MrKhaled171]

I'd name it " If I were a boy " :D

[larfoutloudLOL]

don't be hating on my man -_-

[TheL0nelyGuy]

@larfoutloudLOL dont get your pussy in a knot

[emowiis]

YAY! There was a dot in Mexico I feel proud lol, you should most definitely come some day! That would make me happy! & we should hang out sometime (: xx Via Twitter @LauraLAtw

[WildHawk64]

I would title it "I Was Going To Hit Puberty, But Then I Took An Arrow To The Knee"

[anaberti95]

there´s a dot on Venezuela!!! thats so cool!

[UzumakiNarutoKun96]

I would name it. Puberty, my eternal enemy.

[xXMrGangstaXx]

come to warsaw in poland xP

[WoodPaperElastic]

what should usher be thinking... what have i made him!!

[ThePandagirl42]

Starkid. <3

[SirWilliamOfStafford]

If I were Justin Bieber, I wouldn't name a song as I wouldn't be making songs.....I'd go and do the respectful thing and hand myself in to Chuck Norris.

[HollowOmsig]

If i where Justin Bieber i would go back to playing drums...

[abbeyrose22]

starkid references<3333333333333333333­33333

[Frooblefulable]

@Hottieluck My Justin. Oh, you poor sad person.

[guitarman92575]

i will cal my song for i have not hit puberty

[geekthatsme]

IM NOT GAY!!!!!!! This is the best title ever

[dnez1559]

Really? Justin bieber? 1 he has all girls vote and routing for him 2 I think he should shave his head but his musics good and 3 he finally hit puberty at 18 really Justin? Really

[H3nga2]

Starwars is my Life................ lol jk

[xXpandalovex]

@bunny6pirate i agree!

[xXpandalovex]

@FrokenTvattbjorn thats what i thought! starkids ftw!

[FrokenTvattbjorn]

@xXpandalovex Totally!

[WammyHouseGirl]

YOU NEVER CAME TO WARSAW!!!!!! WE WON AND YOU NEVER CAME!!! so much for being 'far' and all- jerk!

[crazymonkey073]

HEIA NORGE

[FrokenTvattbjorn]

Was that a Starkid reference?

[gymnast4life724]

@FrokenTvattbjorn I missed it!! What part is a reference??

[FrokenTvattbjorn]

@gymnast4life724 The "that's in Canada"-part! At 1:56 or something. Had to watch the vid again cause i hade no recolection of what i was talking about:D

[gymnast4life724]

@FrokenTvattbjorn Oh!!! Hahahaaha, that would be awesome if it was! :D

[FrokenTvattbjorn]

@gymnast4life724 Totally awsome!

[Jumpjumpjumpandjive]

@njw198 except selena is preggers

[MrKurtKocain]

@Jumpjumpjumpandjive selena is a whore

[njw198]

like a virgin

[The1Reeper]

(Watches video)

Me: Justin bieber is such a...

(Pressed 2)

"BABY."



[finnfiah42]

You rock that ukelele!! and my roommate would worry if i took my shirt off and swung it around my head yelling at the top of my lungs......

[finnfiah42]

You rock that ukelele!!

[mikk150]

1:01 - Better than JUSTIN!! now haters gonna hate me :D

[BboyWildWind]

If I was JB I would not make Great HITS until my voice change.

[bunny6pirate]

Nothing to do, but Josh kinda looks like Jonathan Groff (Jesse St.James in Glee) especially at 1:54 when he says "I digress" and 1:58 "That's in Canada"

[shortazn97]

@bunny6pirate You're right ಠ_ಠ If Josh had kinda longer-ish curly hair, then he'd look like Jon.

[BookieBear7]

wow who really watches this crap you know what your a baby get over yourself justin is a great guy leave him alone!

[countryroo123]

@BookieBear7 Fail

[nooneyouknow135]

@BookieBear7 chill its a joke...and as a celebrity, people need to get used to being made fun of--it comes with the territory, especially with Justin Beiber because he's so young.

[MatsuXIII]

Justin Biba. I'm so glad I've never watched any of his videos. I still I can't believe people take him seriously. Last week a girl in class was saying how he was an figure to look-up when you grown--- ok, enough, I don't want to remember.

[Kribecky1237]

I love how there are this cluster of dots on Canada, then just one over there in Newfoundland. But it's (pretty close) to my city, so it's all good. :D

[dane857]

1:01 i hate those 10 seconds

[vickirocks11]

Puberty

[PuppiesWithHats]

That wasn't a water bottle...it was COKE bottle :P

[dustmane]

lol its my chick bad, my chick HOOD



[iheartbatman22]

Come to NC!

[BrittneyDC]

nice AVPM refrence ;) lol

[crazymexi1832]

Bieber is such a disgrace to music...and 7 year olds...Eminem made fun of him in his song hahaha

[KyleAnvilSlinger]

My title would be: why I would commit suicide.

[ShortDood908]

first reaction

[Kiwification]

My title would be: i will never hit puberty. :)

[SushiRoller91]

id title my song bieber fever hair flip..without puberty!

[superduperhappyvids]

i wonder if justin when justing bieber will get her period

[JackRussell111]

WARSAW, IN FTW!

[bighandXXll]

Justin Bieber sings while sleeping " When will I hit puberty "

[initiate0517]

murder murder murder meeeee

[eyescopes]

I mean that is weird 16 and didnot hit puberty my friend is 11 and he hit puburty

[sarahm2017]

yay indiana it feels like no celebrities com here... ever

[Mizukihashbrown]

it should be puberty,heres a preveiw

and i was like puber puber puberty~y

[MadlyToxic]

I live in Indiana :D

[bighandXXll]

@MadlyToxic i live in Indiana to :) thumbs up if you live in Indiana

[bighandXXll]

@MadlyToxic  wait do i know you

[soccerkay33]

@Hottieluck haha how old are you? You're still calling him "my Justin"? You have to realize that Justin Bieber is slowly going down in the music industry and if you're not going to say the real thing then don't even say anything (because you said frickin or however you spelled it). P.S. Josh Sundquist is amazing :)

[Kazooiie02]

@soccerkay33 who cares if she calls him "my Justin?" Maybe she's younger or something let her think what she wants who cares. Ya never know, maybe Beiber'll still be around in the media someday =b

[OfTheTreeFolk]

...Did you just make an AVPM joke?

HUG ME.

[Hottieluck]

You are such a jerk! >:( Why are you so mean to my true love, Justin Bieber! I love him! So I love ALL of his songs! SO ha you frickin loser who does youtube in his spare time which is always! So anyways leave my Justin ALONE!

[KenziixInxDisguise]

@Hottieluck Um, honey...Justin Bieber did youtube in his spare time also. That's the only reason he's famous. Well that, and twelve year olds like you. Sorry to burst your bubble.

[musicistheworld13]

@KenziixInxDisguise I resent that. I was 12 when he came out and hated him. (I'm 13 now) cos he sings like A GIRL. Anyway.

This video is great :) You're hilarious.

[OfficiallyBee]

@Hottieluck Hey hottieluck. Good to know u are writing on the youtube page of a guy with one leg who makes motivational videos and had cancer as a child.

he's way more inspirational than justin bieber. if justin knew you treated someone like this in such a bad way, he wouldnt like you either.

[Hottieluck]

@OfficiallyBee He would like me and this person is being rude

[Lillietastic]

@Hottieluck Are you 4?If you choose an idiotic, girly teenage boy only famous for being good looking and singing songs to be your role model over a olympic skiier and childhood cancer and amputee survivor who is incredibly funny (and pretty hot) and has his own book and is a motivational speaker, you really need to grow up.

[slinkiwaffel]

@Hottieluck Justin bieber would never like someone as selfish and rude as you. sorry love

[moviemusicretards]

@Hottieluck

What is wrong with you I have known justin beiber longer than josh and, I gained more respect for josh than justin beiber can ever hope to get from me ,and you probably smell like barf!

[skateyasha1]

@Hottieluck

is that you justin stop liking your own vids and get of you tube!!!

[Binton7]

@Hottieluck i bet a trillion dollars you have never met jb. therefore, you have no right to call him "your true love". and this guy you are calling a loser for making fun of jb has happened to have had a 50% chance to live when he was nine because he had cancer. he had to get amputated to live. now he travels over the US giving motivational speeches about his life stories. what does justin bieber do? he sings songs. and you know how jb got famous? youtube.

[TomDrummerAndSkater]

I highly doubt Justin Bieber writes his own songs. Hardly any artists write their own songs any more (well pretty much every artist that's in the charts don't write their own stuff) I think its mostly bands that write their own stuff nowadays. anyway that's enough ranting for one time!

[008dragonfly]

I have to stop reading the top comments before the video starts because 99% of the time they ruin the funny parts. :(

[HannieHee]

"Puberty Is an Evasive Little Devil." 

[TheCinncyboy]

"Atleast Im not a baby.p.s im 16 not 7"

[EmanuelNgochinya]

age is just a number, homosexuality is forever

[Boney0ne]

Toronto - (That's in Canada)

Was anyone else immediately reminded of AVPM?

"Gonna take you up to Winnipeg - THAAAT'S in Canadaaaaa!!"

[Singalaugharoo]

i actually live in north carolina

[thisisme2592]

its "my chick bad, my chick HOOD", still love you

[TippyJohnstone]

There’s a new Justin Bieber music video parody called “Bieberbread Man” by Zachary Zortman.

[lingyeee]

u should totally make a video of u singing. like.. properly :).

[edbassmaster1fan]

Press 2 repeatedly ;) ROFL

[CrzyFlnn]

Luda McDonalds and buy a happy meal

[CrzyFlnn]

Oh your ukalale haha

[broadwayactor12]

"Mama I'm a Big Girl Now"

[TheMollybutterfly1]

"But my real problem with the song babies" XD

[Pr3fixProducts]

I would probably call it ... "I am totally not a pedophile"

[Bresavestheworld]

When he said "LUDA!! I like twelve year old girls on the playground!"I died.

[superburt1]

I DON'T KNOW 83 PEOPLE!!!!

I would title the song I'm A Baby!

[mentalwitch5]

sadly no I don't have 83 friends, not even close.

[skyspirit42]

See, but you can't be knocked over by a water bottle. That's the difference.

[64GIO]

SWING THA SHIRT LIKE A HELICOPTERRRRRRR HELL YEAH

[DiableJambeT]

"Yeah. That's my neck. Through the votes. Whaat?"

Josh. I love you.

[LuisBakery98]

A song would be " Puberty only happens in my Dreams' dumbass

[zombieseeseverything]

why did the parents name their daughter justin anyways?

[cami123bc]

who's justen beiber?

really,who is he?

[andreagustke]

@cami123bc You don't know who he is? Be ever so thankful you don't. He is a singer who is 17 who sounds like a 7 year old boy or a 13 year old girl. The worst part is many people like his sing when it make some people want to bash their head into a wall.

[AznBanditJohn]

Who the fuck is this girl "Justin Bieber?"

[MadisonMaeYarnell]

if i was justin bieber i would name my song im a gay guy and now deal with it

[1212kendra]

Vancouver Washington? or Vancouver B.C.? I hate it when people don't say which, sorry lol

[iloveoctopi]

yeah come to australia!!!!!

[Rubsta0Absta]

I Wish You Could Come 2 Australia! <

[blacktoadeGIRL297]

i kinda love justin bieber so this video offended me a bit...

[YoiLoveSoup]

@blacktoadeGIRL297 Agreed haha

[YoiLoveSoup]

@blacktoadeGIRL297 That makes two of us haha

[AznBanditJohn]

@blacktoadeGIRL297 I'm sorry I hate Justin Bieber, just my opinion...

[1111165798]

im gay would be it

[harajukugirl132]

I thought I loved you before. After watching this video...I love you more :D

[pekenianime]

hey justin bieber sing what "So So Def" tell him to sing´and i like his songs.... and he can play a lot of instruments without having had any class :P when you were 16 did you order a happy meal everytime you went to mcdonalds? lol

[pekenianime]

hey justin bieber sing what "So So Def" tell him to sing and he can play a lot of instruments witout having had any class :P

[taylajones220]

FUCK YOU! I LOVE JUSTIN

[katylin900]

GEORGIA :D

[crazyballoongirl]

because of this vid you might lose some fans who are bieliebers i love JB but i'm still your fan coz your awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

[DJfriski]

I would name it "No, don't use a net, I want this"

[MissCupcakesful]

I love this!

[MrAwesomeFace2212]

If i were justin beiber i would call my song

Im a shithead

[bmick23]

KILL ME SONG im candady

[itsmemamia]

i am actually really dissapointed to see that when that Mrs. America made fun of u, u made an entire video defending yourself ..and what your doing right now ???

em not against you nor em a bieber fan but still its like how can you !

[patrick99ization]

my song name im gayer then barny at a mens strip club

[beautymad1]

yes to you being higher than justin beiber :)

you're much much better, and im loving your book right now. cant put it down!

[eminemworthy]

i stalk 2 year old girls (name of the song)

[eminemworthy]

i stalk 2 year old girls (name of the song)

[LegoNationAnimations]

woo NC :D

[Joshmaster103]

id name it oh shit pubertys coming!

[SOCKMONKEY2138]

im sunh a nub i leak my be is what jb is

[MariusFrankenstien]

I'd name it

"OMG WHERE ARE MY BALLS!!!"

[monkeylover187]

i would name the song

transgender surgery

(it really works!) lmao

[baleCullen]

@monkeylover187 you had one right?

[baleCullen]

@monkeylover187 yo had one right?

[chemicalscratch]

Hold down 3 :)

[svictoria77]

Hahh lmao "yo Luda turn down the petifeelia !!hahahahhahah

[lindsaykeen13]

I sure hope Anna doesn't watch your videos. Hahaha (:

[clairabelblackstorm]

I'm from Warsaw :D

[trapciciborci]

good



[NewSimmie]

You don't have the guts to come to Iasi, Romania, do you?...

[south301976]

how did I miss this video, LMAO I am now referring to you as the Bieber beater.

[Niinza1994]

You kind of wink when the bottles hits you haha. :)

[m8skas]

Justin Bieber sings underneath his shower '' If I were a boy '' ..

[m8skas]

Gay Gay Gay Gay ooh Gaay !

I Never will reach puberty !

I listen to my mom.

I listen to my dad.

Lady Gaga lends me her balls !

Fuck me in the Hotel.

Fuck me in the Shower.

I Love Usher , You and Gays !

There are so many ways to love you !

To be continued

[SexyOlivia65]

Warsaw is in Poland :) And I would call it... I'm really confused

[m8skas]

@SexyOlivia65 Warsaw is Indiana. Indiana is in USA.

[SexyOlivia65]

@m8skas Warsaw is in Poland. Warsaw in Polish is Warszawa, and Warszawa is in POLAND :-/

[m8skas]

@SexyOlivia65 This place is called Warsaw Indiana. Warsaw indiana is in Indiana . Indiana is in USA. And Warsaw is In Poland. And I know, cause I am from Poland :)

[SexyOlivia65]

@m8skas Oh right lmfao! I didn't realise he said Warsaw Indiana xD haha Sorry x and cool :) I got a friend from Poland i love the language its amazziin ;) 

[m8skas]

@SexyOlivia65 :D Yeah :D Nice :p

[m8skas]

@m8skas This place is called Warsaw Indiana. Warsaw indiana is in Indiana . Indiana is in USA. And Warsaw is In Poland.

[98blixten]

I would name the song Why do I sound like a girl

[jedster009]

hey noticed your ovation uke. hahaha since when did they make ukes?