russell peters-new comedy about girls

[MrAcerulz]

Epically funny

[Hambric1234]

Funny vifeo

[birjis03]

u can change d quality



[gman21xx]

in india, people do give good away for free to the beggars, but it usually is rice. . .

[DancingintherainsMe]

Excuse. E

[jowydas]

I like his jokes

[Itegie]

ain't new anymore

[goss1pgirlover]

LMAO @ the ending.. " Take it home & boil it, there's more than you think .. "

[yyhlover]

lol This was posted on my birthday, so cool.

[Despond]

RIP resolutions.

[tathagata40]

Is that the guy who does the Def Comedy Jam?

[outsmartold9]

so much funnier when you watch it for FREE

[lilgiant12345]

Why would an indian say white people are camera men? Does he not notice he the only indian in canada that doesent either awnser phones or drive a cab?

[damiester]

@lilgiant12345 lol do u see anyone other than a white suit the image of being a camera man?

[peanutbutterprince47]

@lilgiant12345 Yeah I do.. They're all doctors and making money while you do jack shit with your life :)

[MrDakowashere]

Nahh I heard this video just fine

[FenrirAlucard]

Why is there still a laugh track?

[NeverReality]

When was this recorded lol?

[Wonocva15]

@nathanial41

I agree. The pixels are so low on this video I can barely hear it! AM I RIGHT?

*Sighs*

[icefire987]

did u record this with a potato?



[evolutionpr]

Oh I see him! he's inbetween the first and last pixel!

[hsganeshcharan]

racist bastard!



[nando9991]

@hsganeshcharan lol

[nando9991]

@hsganeshcharan lol

[madhumaddy55]

47 dislikes... somebody gonna hurt real bad !!!!

[flamesfromblazer]

he aint all that funny

[Andreea0302]

he just turns prejudice and stereotyping to its funniest level! loool

[dignifiedflirt]

Only in India you can get food for free. Someone tell him about the community kitchen in temples and gurudwaras...Peters got it completely wrong!!

[APOYS]

i was gonna turn this shit off but then i took a joke in the knee

[gm11nsk]

"Take it home and boil it. There is more than you think." hahaha epic

[prateeksanyal]

2:30 they zoom in on a black guy after the carjack joke. :p

[IsTheCoW]

Po-Tae Toe!

[FantastyckplastycK]

they should just ban this shit quality

[GHETT0ELECTR0]

Filmed with the Cannon 350 Potato.

[wigg1es]

240p, we meet again.

[hany123hany123]

take it home and boil it, there's much more than you thaink HAHAHAHAHAHAA :D



[MrCherubhair1]

An interesting person can find anywhere interesting and have fun anywhere. England is fun because you can make it fun. You can do anything you want.

[FengxianLeTerrible]

@MrCherubhair1 not everyone has the same tastes

[kaab00m11]

"take it home and boil it there is more then u think" lolololol

[championisthebest]

AWWwww man . I was expecting more of it =( .

[NeroDeamon]

what does he mean .. 4:30 on the dot??

[Hadazline]

@NeroDeamon because indians usually have that dot on their foreheads

[NeroDeamon]

@Hadazline oh.. no i get the joke about the dot ..im indian......im asking what did the other mean "4:30 on the dot"

[amrita0286]

@NeroDeamon it just means that the indian person takes the american guy asking for the time as an insult. b/c he says "on the dot" at the end.

[AlucardMP]

@NeroDeamon :P He means Bindi

[NeroDeamon]

@AlucardMP i know bindi....im asking what does the american guy mean when he tells the time and says on the dot

[ketchuph8r]

@NeroDeamon "on the dot" is a reference to being "exactly" that time.  Example, if you look at your watch, it's 4:34, you might say it's 4:30. But if you look, and it's really 4:30 exactly, that means it's 4:30 on the dot.

[NeroDeamon]

@ketchuph8r oh thanku ....u are the first person answered exactly what i wanted to know!!!

[ketchuph8r]

@NeroDeamon You're welcome. That's just how I do. hehe

[LorenBaybiie]

its boring in england ... clearly never been birmingham ;D BROAD STREET o.0

[MyBehaviorIsMindless]

i love how the video ends with "Quality Matters" showing up.

....oh the irony...

[nathanial41]

Which pixel is Russell in?

[Shazgi]

@nathanial41 co-ordinates (150,34) about there

[sonygipo]

@nathanial41 the brown one

[p22cha]

@sonygipo lol

[FAJerome]

@sonygipo HAHAHAHA!!!

[LeafsRapsJays7]

@nathanial41 pixels are underrated

[DivjotBogas]

They are driving the wrong side of the road!!! ahahahha

[ketchuph8r]

@xanderwat YES!!! I cracked up, especially after reading your comment and hearing his laugh again! He does sound like a dolphin at 2:47. :)

[nahor88]

Shut the fuck up about the quality and just watch the damn vid...

>_>

[420tokesomesmoke]

take it home and boil it there's more than you think

[ahverypro]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video, i would have a dollar.

[reginad108]

white guy driving cab LOL

[MegaMrstfu]

42 people ganna get a hurt

[TheSxckient]

Was this recorded with a chocolate bar?

[spyk316]

All you guys talking shit about London are absolutely clueless. London's fuckin awesome, one of the greatest cities to live in.

[RaptorsHood]

@spyk316 lol thats what people who haven't been outside of london(England) think. It is one of the worst places to go on vacation. Russel Peters was right, he was the first one to admit it. I'd much rather go somewhere warm, No offence bro but England is a crap city. People there are rude and ignorant and its always soo gloomy, its one of those places emo's would find heaven.

[spyk316]

@RaptorsHood

Mate I dunno where you from or how much you've travelled but I have travelled a hell a LOT of places and I can safely say London is fuckin awesome! Sydney, Vancouver, NYC, Munich are other great cities to live in. Its such a big misconception about the people, the comment you made.. And Russell Peters JOKES about stereotypes, you gotta be an absolute idiot to take that seriously. And anyways dude England = Country and London = City. We are talking of London here numpty.

[RaptorsHood]

@spyk316 i've been to alot of places trust me. England was the worst out of all of em, btw im from canada. Can't say shit about us cuz canada is like the best and safest country, and free health care. To be honest London was ok for like a few days but it got really boring after that. And Russell Peters wasn't joking he uses real life experiences in his comedy. Btw i know the difference between country and city u fucking moron, it's just your country is like the size of an ant, hard to find. Haha

[spyk316]

@RaptorsHood

The size of an ant? Yeah right and we still ruled the world and London still rules the financial markets.

and you clueless faggot, you said England is city! and Russell Peters uses real life experiences?? You are beyond fuckin dumb, so you tryin to say that he really wanted to carjack someone in London?? hahahahahaha really it must be embarrassing being you.

[CoffeeBeatsTea]

@RaptorsHood lol, England owned your ass until the late 80s. We get free healthcare in England too. I do agree it's boring here.

[MrCherubhair1]

@RaptorsHood Shut up.

[jsatpal]

There are 360 pixels in it..so its 360p..

[joncobber]

This guy is soo right , England is a fucking hole.

[fathema1231]

no seriously dont come here its shit

[danyalalyasa]

EXCELLENT !!!

[Breaker8nine]

this looks like it's from 1992. I thought it was arsenio hall introducing him for real

[MrRedrider420]

@Breaker8nine I thought so too.... thats awesome

[AyuChan17]

Are english women(or just people in General) actually like that XD?!

I actually wanted to go to England.

Now I'm like "o3o.." XD

[Pisces505]

@AyuChan17 am not sure but many of my friends told me it's kind of sad there

and everything closes early and all expensive ;p but i didn't go so ican't realy tell you

[AyuChan17]

@Pisces505 oh noes :<!

And aww, but thanks for replying anyways :D!

[pessimisticlemons]

@AyuChan17 Depends where you go. You probs want to go to London since that's where all people go, so if that's the case you might get a few annoyed looks off the people there, but it's not that they're stuck up it's that the place is just filled to the brim with tourists and it gets kinda hectic xD

I come from yorkshire (the boring parts no one wants to go to lol) and no one's stuck up here :)

[d3xthem3x]

lol so true about english women... i have an english friend he tells me stuff like that all the time

[dogbone222]

I find it entertaining that he was on source code

[Madwand1]

Wanna make money online? No. Fuck off and die, jackhole.

[DJRoidzastoria]

@SamiFFXII 360 people hit the guy in the head who was recording he dropped his camera and it ended up like this thats how.

[kopzilla1]

WTF theres nothing wrong with us brits! Bloody yanks! Lol

[jadou88]

trick or RICE 

[JennyxxGxx]

Normally i hate watching videos with bad quality but Russel Peters is soooo damn funny that i dont care!

[wakemeup54]

True british chicks are to Damn obnoxious

[deehas1]

He's roman catholic, not Hindu... And he's Anglo Indian.

[SoFuckenFly7]

I love the starting where he dances like an Indian girl

[RimoltFreeGuy]

Big Mac?? He eats beef!!! Nth shocking...but thts actually illegal for him:S

[siewmj1]

@RimoltFreeGuy in india, just like how cat and dogs are forbidden in the west.

[spectrum069]

@RimoltFreeGuy im pretty sure he's one of those christian indians....

[NebulusAftershock]

@RimoltFreeGuy

Russel Peters isn't Hindu. Also, he didn't grow up in India (where cow slaughter and eating is only legal in 6 provinces).

[TheGeeksftw]

1:34 EPIC

[SoFuckenFly7]

British Girls Are Stuck Up.

[Nouranmosaad97]

''They're driving on the wrong side of the road.. U know how stupid it looks sitting near that guy'' HAHAHAHAHA EPIC!

[hussam11099]

i thought aladin is arab? hahahaha

[ROCK68326]

british girls r hot bt not easy.........

[IauthenticI]

And I thought British girls were hot and easy.

[xXKyokushinXx]

@IauthenticI Thats the french

[silversmith8]

@screenagerist Lol no, I think he was just kidding.

[93Nikky]

I just want a big Mac and Large Fries!

[TheRegulator81]

Stage looks like an oversized shower

[ukurbanfarmer]

england really is boring though lol

[ansyori100]

@screenagerist LOL... sorry it just "Misunderstand" xD

[ansyori100]

@screenagerist Yeps! He is Russel Peters... The Indian comedian.

[SoxStar89]

woow hes so right about england and the girls that are there and how boring it is!! lol omg!

[LebronandWallace]

Malcolm X! 2:31

[MJafro]

@SamiFFXII ikr!

[ImWaitenOnANoob]

lmao halloween comes only once a year so whats he talking about

[6XGuitarXheroX6]

31 people didn't make money online

[alienc]

Not his best performance, his delivery was a little beat weaker than usual, maybe an off day? Hope he was just not at his 100%

[FreshprinceObelair]

@alienc his dad just died...

[alienc]

@FreshprinceObelair ah damn, that sucks.

[Anguish786]

why are comedy vids always such bad quality :(

[vampireknightfan019]

I think we've learned what to do when someone tries to carjack you: Drive on the wrong side of the road. Learned from Russell Peters.

[Mandren2]

Wtf is wrong with u Indian haters.

[manz125]

@Mandren2 russell is a indian hater

[MJFAN666]

@manz125 No he isn't you bleedin' idiot!



[ACEKILLA65]

we didnt do anything they were born bitches ;(

[xXxChocoBoyxXx]

thanks to the 28 people that made this look like a joint



[MultiLosecontrol]

that sounded like a black british guy

[akshaydude1]

indians can't eat big macs

[blacklikemichaelj]

@akshaydude1

ugh i no i went to india and no goddamn beef

its caz they worship cows and animals

[doctorwhorules17]

@blacklikemichaelj You should've gone to Goa then...hell of a lot better than India. :D

[hatke159]

@doctorwhorules17 People come to India to see INDIA and Goa is all Christianized and looks pretty much like their own country with poverty...

[doctorwhorules17]

@hatke159 Are you sure you've been to Goa...?

[lilbnb23]

2:29 thats the holla, holla, holla man from the Dave Chappelle Show

[Jbrouwer15]

stay brown :D

[mouroutown]

rice lol

[Tayamiz]

all i can hear is people laughing!!! couldn't get a word of what the man is saying! :(

[TangySweet14]

Aladdin isn't Indian, so why be offended? o_O

[loekdjcv]

Legend!!!

[nothuman100]

I saw the funniest thing today....... i saw a white guy driving a cab. who does he think he is! They come here, steal our jobs XD lol lol

[Refreshment01]

He's really good, from India right? But i don't know where he performs. People on his videos don't seem from U.S.A.

[iloveuburr]

@Refreshment01 lol, he's canadian, and performs there and and in US and all over the world really. And now he lives is USA. :)

[Refreshment01]

@iloveuburr , I see. Really like his style, it comes as very natural. I bet hes not so much playing a character when in the stage but just himself. Hope the fame don't goes over his head thought like so many others.

[Shrijan]

I live in england and i have to agree with this.

[TheBgcheez]

yup London girls are all close to crossing over

[sonofthedestroyer]

I live in England. I feel like going abroad if what Russell is true about women in other countries

[lordmerlin10]

russel peters should replace charlie sheen in 2 and a half men

[mahmoudnadi]

@lordmerlin10 man ur right. I would funniest show

[AAMLfan]

@lordmerlin10 He should stay away from that cringeworthy show.

[AndreasSheiLT]

@lordmerlin10 emm... how?

[wahinesurfergirl]

@lordmerlin10 He'd make a GREAT replace for him!

[akkimalhotra17]

@lordmerlin10 hahaha....  2 and half men is already very commedy.... we can't put russel there our we all will fall of chairs... hahaha

[dolphinherovamp5]

@lordmerlin10 Nah. I don't think so. Russell Peters is hilarious and lives a somewhat similar lifestyle to Charlie Sheen. But, I don't think it'd work.

[TheRSDDoSTool]

@lordmerlin10 BEST IDEA EVAR!

[iHeartHouseMusiK]

@lordmerlin10 OMFG YESSSS!

[DarkSphinxx]

that was so short :(

[KaptKan1]

Russel's a funny guy, but why does he always wear those 70s John Travolta disco leftover shirts?!?

[shereenisabitch]

@archerameliamistress what the fuck is your damage? all i meant was i shut the lights off in house for earth hour. Keep your fuckin pants on.

[KaptKan1]

@shereenisabitch Screw "earth hour"; I turned on all the lights and sprayed aerosols at the ozone layer. Then I threw a lot of non-biodegradable garbage into the nearby river.

[sawu101]

@KaptKan1 if your joking then ok i get it is funny but if your not your dumb as fuck

[KaptKan1]

@sawu101 "Your" not even literate; being called "dumb" by you is a compliment. lern youse ta spel beter huh

[sawu101]

@KaptKan1 wow nice way to change the subject retard and since when did youtube turn into an english class? btw why would i be so formal to some stranger on the internet? btw your a dipshit.

[KaptKan1]

@shereenisabitch But you're still running your computer. Woo hoo.

Idiot.

[hisyamuddinistari]

BTW, ISNT ALADIN SUPPOSE TO BE FROM THE MIDDLE EAST NOT INDIA??

[outlawkelb]

@hisyamuddinistari lol yea.

[jaguarkurd]

@hisyamuddinistari, Yes he was!!

[3mar1994]

Yea this is old i saw this video like over 2 years ago

[MrJmxiong]

ON THE DOT...!! hAHAHAHAH...