Spitting Cobra Takes On Lion

[JamesSkuzz]

They're not even fighting. That was just footage of the two animals taken individualy.

[guitargod909]

Wow, Seriously animal planet? This doesn't even look remotely real.

[Wtyller91]

at the end of the clip did he just say that a direct hit will blind it for life

[Ganondorf64]

ARBOK used TOXIC!

Wild LION is poisoned!

Wild LION RUNS AWAY!

[Ganondorf64]

Slytherin VS Gryffindor!! FIGHT!!

[kenzoaik]

kill dem al.

[bokFILIPilip]

fakeeee

[Skribbles170]

0:44 stupid LION! DON'T ACT LIKE YOUR FATHER SIMBA KING OF THE WORLD...

[Skribbles170]

0:24 - 0:31 keep pushing this guys! both of them xD SPITTING COBRA AIM FOR THE EYE 

[Disturbedcallimodel]

Editing sucks sometimes =/

[MrTJStewart]

DAMN, NATURE!! YOU SCARY!!

[kovasombor]

Lion King! Stupid Cobra!

[chjomi777]

Cobra owns all

[sagara5293]

But Honey badger don't give a shit

[TechiReviews]

Lion: Want some bitch

Snake: Bring it bitch

Lion: Alright

Snake: AHAAAAAAAAAAA BITCH!

Snake: Want some more bitch?

Lion: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NO NO I GIVE!

[SuperShaNiquia]

MASTER OF GLEEKING!

[mrshanebot]

snot rocket

[1221solstice2012]

Nature's cruel...humans should not be. Poor animals.

[lanearthur21]

What show is this clip from ?

[thaken13]

This just in, snakes now pee out the mouth :O

[cliptwingz]

Imagine if it ingested some of this

[killerkhalsa27]

i would love to take the snake into a water gun fight

[MrGhostphone]

HEADSHOT!

[adamsworld2k8]

that is one horny snake!

[yogozarfy]

Apparently it burns and stings like hell to get that stuff in your eyes, hundreds of times worse than pepper spray

[TxHerps]

that cobra can sure gleek

[SuperAngryBoys]

HOPE YOU DONT DIE

[jameskim0517]

Spider Snake

[iDougieCA]

but its true even the landscape changes

[thesickbeat]

Animal planet is quite a trustable source, they dont fake things.

[djdoublejs]

@strikingjoe01 at 0:17 it does :P

[Falc1NL]

i saw this on tv :D BUT AS STRIKING JOE SAYS oh sry caps these are different video footages

[frenchcalc]

FAKE AND GAY

[dcelis96]

@frenchcalc smosh!

[frenchcalc]

@dcelis96 COCK AND BALLS

[dondonvernon]

@strikingjoe01 Did you miss 0:18

[strikingjoe01]

you do realise that they never showed the lion and the snake at the same time? its differet places they just got a bunch of footage of a snake ejaculating and a lion running away -_-

[KakashiHatakeeee]

@strikingjoe01 you're right

[Sharonskewl]

@strikingjoe01 0:18, tard

[Blazenwave]

@strikingjoe01 Though this is true, it is set up, but what you said was wrong, At 0:17 there is a scene with both, but the direction the lion is in, behind the skys, it would be farely easy to photoshop this scene. You do have a point though, it looks faked, because of the way they captured the scenes, it just isn't easy to capture a snake in action aganist a lion without one long footage.

[AEgamesFtw]

@strikingjoe01 0:17

[x303IV]

@strikingjoe01 0:18

[giaktilli]

@strikingjoe01 Actually they do at 0:04 and again at 0:18 

[Weslo2]

@strikingjoe01 did you watch the whole video??

[antepesa3]

@strikingjoe01 @ 00:17

[Mabsie123]

@strikingjoe01 0:18 & 0:03

[BigLeprichaun]

@Mabsie123 I was going to point out the same thing :)

[MultiUsername45]

@strikingjoe01 would anyone actually have the balls to get between a lion and a cobra while they're fighting? no

[skin09588]

@strikingjoe01

hahaha, a snake ejaculating AAHHAHAHAHA

[sermax6]

@skin09588 the snake can ejeculate atleast 3 meters o-o that snake can sure cum hard O_O

[laidesman215]

@strikingjoe01 0:18

[k1ller2one]

@strikingjoe01 they did show it at the same time

[TheMiniSkater]

@strikingjoe01 0:18 ..

[STRmw2]

@strikingjoe01

they did once but it looked fake anyways so yeah

[MihailoSilni]

@strikingjoe01 there is one.

[guns5050]

@strikingjoe01 they did at 0:03

[josephroxursox]

@strikingjoe01 Uhmm hi. did you watch the video? Cuz I do believe good sir that it shows the lion and snake in the same frame at 0:18.

[HighNMighty420]

@strikingjoe01 :09

[cradiIy]

@strikingjoe01 A Dohoho you said ejaculation

[Zuxilbaja]

@strikingjoe01 Look again, at 0:17

[chesssegirl2385]

@strikingjoe01 yaaaa they did,i think you need glasses

[MisterFallout]

@strikingjoe01 You're wrong. look at 0:05 seconds.

[TipsTricksShop]

@strikingjoe01 WHat do you call 0:04

[miklitov23]

Lion: Heeey buddy wanna go get some..-

*SQUIRT*

Lion: FUCK WHAT THE FUCK MAN, I JUST CAME BY TO SAY HI.

[masterof1231]

u could kill a snake easily, all u need is a rabbit for bait, and when it swallows the rabit u can try to kill him lol

[smartzazi]

"a direct hit could blind him for life" so i guess he got out alrite?

[ashleygadd08]

A wild Lion appeared!

Foe Lion used Scratch!

It's not very effective..

Did 1 damage!

Snake Used Hydro Pump!

It's super effective!

Foe Lion fled!

[agluva4ever]

@ashleygadd08 did you get that from pokemon??? haha

[7frawka]

يالله سترك

[zSmuuck]

spraying basted.

[OsamaBinLooney]

note to self!

when fending off a lion, try to spit in its eye!

got it!

[myself4eva7]

Poor Lion :( LOL

[JamesAnderyourstruly]

thats no snake, its an Hydralisk

[sammeme]

Jizzzz in my pants

[FusionSoldier1]

HE SPERMED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[timotteeee]

AHHHH THE KING OF THE JUNGLE JUST GOT OWNED

[dragonslayer524]

Silly lion thats a snake not a worm

[empireravenshadow5]

snake I choose you, now water gun!

[antmikekep]

dam nature you scary



[10jezzica]

@antmikekep i bet you got that from someone else, EVERYONE posts that!

[antmikekep]

@10jezzica yeaaa i got that from someone else the black news reporter from family guy-___-

[kittylactose]

its not a spitting cobra, its a hydralisk

[bs20sanders]

more like a lion walks up to a camera and footage of a cobra spitting, i doubt this really happened

[PokeyVision]

The cobra is a squirter.

[nismoracer15]

This is a bullshit video! 

[starlogic99]

@nismoracer15 agreed

[killah014]

mommy mommy i just saw a big black mamba ejaculate on a big hairy pussy!

[SylarTheBest]

@killah014 LOOOL you saw the black mamba video too? xD

[MrDDC12]

ewww!

[MashProduction1]

spiderr man

[chillymacman]

anyone else thinks that this looks a bit... fake? that the two animals arent really close to eachother?

[snakemast66]

@chillymacman yeah they are spitting cobras are all over africa as are lions

[mullewt]

If snakes were more resillient they'd be the ultimate predator.

[quarterman7007]

so thats how snakes cum!!!!!!

[breakneck14]

Did anyone else hear that snake say, "And don't come back without my money mothafuka!"?

[bobaj100]

who would wanna be the camera guys that would need to do this lol

[lilsm555]

IM glad i dont live in africa 

[TheCeejus]

Reptile wins! Flawless victory!

[mickosmom]

is that seman coming out of snake thumbs up if u yhink yhis to

[Beefcakes155]

@mickosmom THUMBS DOWN, BITCH!

[YoChr1s09]

Peter North baby!

[erazlle]

I heard snake has 2 penises on his mouth?

[0990zit]

facial xD

[flightsimulatorXpert]

Lol search in YouTube Cobra swallows own venom. So funny!

[SqueakyLocz]

i like it when they squirt...

[evanWith7]

poor kitty

[volkanxxxtr]

wtf cum out of the mouth??

[taxona100]

if i pee my pee would go more than that.

[Solon1]

@taxona100, over 3 meters?

[taxona100]

@Solon1 7 if you want. its a fucking joke.

[TheDuoProductions]

Just like Squirtles' Water Gun.

[popkorn368]

Aimbot

[iveskiljocasper]

@popkorn368 XDXD

[JackKangaroo1]

Sort of like the snake is born with a can of pepper stray in its mouth. Very effective deterrent to predators.

[AegeanSensation]

@JackKangaroo1 except the pepper spray is like acid

[JackKangaroo1]

@AegeanSensation Well, I'm thinking that they are both nasty and can really ruin your day but if I had to choose one or the other I think I'd rather get hit with the pepper spray than with the cobra venom.

[AegeanSensation]

@JackKangaroo1 haha I know, I meant the snake was born with a can of acid (:

[Exupery1976]

Did it died?

[niliany98]

@Exupery1976 no it was blind the snake spit poison into the loins eye so the lion was not dead it was blind

[Pippi444]

shoop da whoop?

IMMA FIRIN' MA VENOM... BWAAAAAA

[bsabbathlistener]

cum shot haha

[jerz211]

skit skit skit!! :D

[Dragongirl44xD]

:D cooles fiech

[hiimjenki2]

If i was the lion i'd take a shit on the cobra.

[JLSPFOC]

Did I just hear Chewbacca @ 0:43 ??

[AlveNicaBoy]

women squirt lol

[MrAbdulAfg]

Lmfao at 0:42, Lion runs away looool

[moneemayumi]

of course, this was on animal planet XD

[thatsMrSmileytoyou]

Too bad they don't have opposable thumbs, just whip a rock at it

[lamevideos1231]

think twice yall lion!

[grizzlies91214]

All im seeing is a hydralisk pwning Simba

[BluePlue]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY.

[ronid27]

the snake was lik katooie back up lol

[Zeldafreak007]

It jizzed!

[OmegasBillys]

This never happened. This is made by tv tricks!

You wont see both animals in one scene and the cobra scenes are in other brightness

[scorchma]

0:36 pew pew waterpistol :D

[bzurvalec]

That snake is a BAD ASS!!!

[TalonMercenary]

spitting snakes have deadly accuracy

[DementedXShenzi]

Arbok, use poison sting!

[XsStrongX]

@DementedXShenzi nigger, user uzi

[DementedXShenzi]

@XsStrongX Huh?

[aFallinqTurd]

@DementedXShenzi fag

[DementedXShenzi]

@aFallinqTurd ;)

[TheJzai]

as far as i'm concern, just one drop of the venom is enough to blind anything so when the guy says snakes prefer to conserve their venom, this snake kinda denies that point right? since it only needs to have a little squirt instead of hosing the venom at the lion

[wrylie188]

@TheJzai Well the snake has quite a lot of venom, but it needs to make sure some gets into the eyes, so it sprays more, if it misses, it could just get the lion angry and it would be crushed.

[blahblahblah387]

@TheJzai the spray is to make up for accuracy to insure hitting the target

[Peter258]

damn! pokemon much?

[q8wizard]

Head shot Bitch !

[zscott0086]

My girlfriend is a spitting cobra.

[sajnotts]

nice ejacaulation

[trixdu33]

@sajnotts MDRR tu ma tuer toi =)

[1cool10]

i did'nt see a chance to see the spitting snak shooting the tiger with the eye

[demixloverfan101]

wen i 1st saw the spits of a cobra... i thought it was cmen at 1st

[bgrissom14]

haha COBA SPITS...I MAKE HIM SPIT11!1!

[sgmale90]

kinda scary

[rKrDuDe265]

that looked more like a flavor of love reenactment

[sparkymagnet]

"Ekans used Acid"

"The attack was ineffective!"

"Entei has fled"

[x6land6lover6x]

@sparkymagnet Classic. :)

[simplerodwil]

OH!..it looks like jizz!!..LMAO!

[msdove1000]

omfg retards dont know shyt bout snakes they spit the venom into the eyes and when the victim cant see the snake strikes injecting enough venom to kill 100 lions the same size as that 1

[psncoolpjhq]

His gametag should be

II CumSh0tzz II

[usuckbad2]

ye you can tell just by watching that its fake and its funny how every ones IQ on the internet seems to be so low and yes they do aim for the eyes and they can ofc spit..

[foot0fete]

ofcourse is fake who would live a cobra to kill a lion and just watching it?

[lygophile]

it's fake, of course. the whole scene didn't happen. they never even met.

[Ollievarium]

'The spitting cobra aims for the eyes' HAHAHAHA!

[gavlaing]

thats what he said!

[Ollievarium]

And it was fucking hilarious! XD

[volcomdiamon911]

lol!!! are you talking about ollievarium gavlaing? cuz tahts a good one

[themadhatter34]

i love it when the lion pissed off in the end lol dont fuck with the cobra you furry Bastard

[Leonidus0]

lmao

Snake: SSSS *spits*

Lion: GTG!

[LIGHTUPBOB1987]

ok what is more bad ass then a snake that spits venom???

[Bogi3ful]

If i were the lion.. I would just spit back! xD

[NaturalBornHedonist]

lol

[rollingklouds]

@Bogi3ful

No. You should maintain your class, and call the police.

[iitsPALMER]

@Bogi3ful id rather not haha funny ass coment though

[xtmreef]

@Bogi3ful yeh right!!!

[Craig6623]

@Bogi3ful If you where the lion you wouldn't be able to see xD

[julioarroyo751]

@Bogi3ful

if i were the lion ill piss on it

[darkarm3rocks]

@Bogi3ful or SPRAY back if you know what i mean *wink wink*

[uzamaki32]

huh never see a snake do that

[zantheman1998]

Now lets see ho's the king huuuh LION

[Ballpythonboy11]

lol