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  • Holds your attention from start to finish and is incredibly funny!How can I take Jim Carter(Mr Carson the butler in Downton Abbey)seriously after seeing him as French Resistance fighter Deja Vu........"haven't we met before?"

    I think the scene "Fetch" which was dropped from the finished movie is really a signature sight gag ,personifying the mind set of Abrahams and Zucker.

    Don't you just love the look of surprise on Nigel's face?

  • This is still such a damn fine classic.

  • any one give me a torrent link for the movie?

  • I agree!!!! Val Kilmer is so hot!!!!

  • the better question to ask..why haven't there been any comments in regard to the hotness of val kilmer? haha

  • The Janitor in the Janitors closet. The boots in the field. The train station gag. HOW has all this not been done before. This movie is absolutely amazing.

  • If this is "Top Secret!", why do we know of it?

  • @ThatGamer360 because we are all part of the Top Secret Secret Society

  • @ThatGamer360 mmmmm.... perhaps the worst joke in history

  • imo, better than Spaceball.

  • Epic.

  • I know a little german...

  • Yes, I know a little German. He's sitting over there.

  • @Nancysissypants

    HAHAHA....I STILL use that line..and it always gets a laugh!

  • Total,absolut,extreme,super parody! The best! :DDDDDD

  • "You dropped your phoney dog poo..."

  • awesome

    

  • Yep, top spoof - even funny in the UK.

    Zip

  • Hahahahaha, I remember this movie because I see with my father when I was a kid

  • Nigel 'The Torch' gets violated by a Herefordshire Bull

  • And so began my crush on Val Kilmer at the age of five. :)

  • Best movie ever!! XD

  • top secret, so put it on youtube...

  • Fab film

  • "what is this stuff!?"

    "gasoline ahahaha" gulge gulge

  • this movie is so buzzy i watchd with my mate last week

    on c4 lol i was like im not even stoned and im confused haha

  • this was on tv the other night. it was on the previous year but i missed it and it was on the same channel again this year. i really loved it and loved the comedy and the background comedy skits

  • How talented is Val Kilmer? Well, as Nick Rivers, he released a soundtrack from Top Secret. Val is one of our best dramatic actors and here, he dances, does borad comedy, stinky puns and looks cool throughout. If I didn't know (him) better, I'd call him a comic.

  • the question between omar sharif and spy in italy is:

    "conosci un industriale che paga le tasse? " "non esistono industriali che pagano le tasse, amico mio" = "do you know an industrialist that pay tax?" "Ther's no industrialist that pay tax, my friend"

  • Val Kilmer is not a singer...

  • The funny thing about the "white basketball players" line is that the Boston Celtics won the NBA in 1984. Their best player? Larry Bird.

  • "I just told him I signed him up for the Montgomery Ward mailing list."

    "There ARE no good white basketball players, my friend."

  • this movie's golden, i've gained a new respect for oldschool movies

  • Neeeck!

  • Is this the potato farm? Yes, I am Albert Potato.....

  • I must get this on DVD! "Souveniers! Novelties! Party Tricks!"

  • "do you know of any good white basketball players?"

  • @Meashisgod "In women's tennis, I always bet against the heterosexual."

  • Siskel & Ebert loved the movie!

  • The best comedy ever!!! I love this!!!

  • love this movie

  • Can you upload some clips of Jeremy Kemp in this film, please?

  • Saw this movie years ago ...LOVE IT. Just dont make movies like this anymore ...Oh look ...you dropped your fake doggie turd .... Must dig out Flesh Gordon and then Fritz the cat now ...might have a look at scanners too for something different ...Ohhh so many good old movies

  • This film was weird (the backwards bookstore and the guy with the irregular eyes), hilarious(Chocolate Mousse, the other french guys, Nigel... i can't think of anything more cuz it's so many) & totally 80's (young and GORGEOUS Val Kilmer) and I friggin' loved it.

  • top secret, hot shots, the naked gun trilogy, and airplane are the best comedy movies ever made..

  • the scene in hot shots with charlie and martin sheen is the best.

  • +1 thumbs for awesome

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  • Crazy comedy with positive vibrations. lol. I love it!

    Just now remember some parts of it *laugh*.

    Val is very funny here. The best comedy for me.

  • this movie is the best ! besides, val kilmer looks GORGEOUS !

  • LOL AT COW

  • I love this film!!!! is great!!!!

  • 0:23 , best!

  • one of the best comedy movies

  • Hot shots and Top Secret are my favorite movies.

  • There are so many gags in this movie that I lost my count. Best ones ever made!

  • Impossibly funny!

  • best comedy ever

  • @CriticulMuzical Yeah man, we love this kind of comedies here in greece. Also airplain1 and 2 all naked guns, spy hard, gots must be crazy and others I can't remember now :)

  • @CriticulMuzical i totally agree... 

  • This movie defined the spoof genre and remains the one of the funniest yet. Even after vieweing it dozens of times, I still manage to notice new gags. Find the soldier who takes off his helmet and the strap remains in his face. Find the cows who step into the binoculars.

  • @letendreca I have seen the movie several times (including in the theatre when it came out) and I figured I have seen all the gags too. I missed the strap on the face gag. (Damn you!) Now I am gonna have to watch the movie again! :-)

  • @letendreca and also the fighting in the bar under the see :D

  • There is saur kraut in my lederhosen

  • brutal film!!!!!!!!

  • Most random/funny movie ever

  • love this movie its awesome

  • The is one of My favourite Val Kilmer shows

  • Weird movie that make you ROTFL that you could die! of course if you have good sense of humor, best movie ever of this kind.

  • were can i find it?

  • At 0:57

  • WTF?

  • One of the Funniest Movies Ever! "Granat!"

  • nunca vi ._____.'

  • Just watched this today for the first time.. absolutely love it! Kilmer did a great job.

  • Have not seen this in years, going to purchase now but,,,,my brother mention the one part that was funny when the black guy was trying to march with German Army

  • One of the best comedy movies I know!

  • this is a hilarious movie, but is not well known. I wonder why that is.

  • Melhor filme comedia da historia .. rsrsrs

  • Hahaha This looks like such a good movie!

    It's on THMAX next week, I can't wait to watch it.

  • David Zucker is Genius!!

  • have always loved this overlooked funny as fuk film !

  • If it's that top secret then what the fuck is it doing on youtube.

    Haha kidding

  • Comedy!

  • Great movie.

  • I first wacht this movie when I smoked pot for the first time!! AND it vas so funny and fun it was uncreduble

  • this is such a funny film i watched it this sarvo 10 outa 10

  • I remember peeing my pants at the age of 11 when i saw this movie for the first time, same with spaceballs

  • Awesomely CULT !!!

  • LOL

  • what is the song hes singing

  • tutti frutti (the original one is from elvis)

  • I thought it was from little richard?

  • Oh I'm sorry yeah it's from little richard (elvis just covered it) I thought it was from Elvis due to the fact that this movie is a parody of Elvis films...

  • Fruti Tooti

  • your a whore i cant believe people like you have a good life fucking random strangers ;)

    good movie btw

  • Val Kilmers first MOVIE

  • it was? it was a good one

  • FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER!

  • Hey,guys. Please tell me, is this movie good?

  • Funniest movie I've ever seen.

  • Loved this film as a kid, hard to believe Oliver Stone must of seen this then said... he would play a great Jim Morrison?

  • Totally totally loved this movie.

    Checking it out on youtube since I heard the name 'Mel Tormé' (who I had never heard of when I saw the movie back in the days) by accident today.

    Thanx for uploading, although I should see it entirely in the near future.

    And this, this is NOT Mel Tormé...

  • BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!

  • Holy fuck thats a huge phone.

  • best part hillarius!

    FUCK YOU JAJAJA HILLARIUS TOO

  • I miss Scarecrow T_T

  • latrine

  • look im not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaraunt who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to a child and lover who she had last seen on a deserted island and who turned up fifteen years later to be the leader of the french undergrowth

    (tell me if that's right)

  • i think the last word sounded like underground than undergrowth

  • It is underground

  • que gran peliula, la pionera del humor absurdo.

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l.... 0:35 i am not the first guy who have fell in love....... and the woman is like "i know looooooool... this movie rock

  • esta es la peor peícula de val kilmer

  • i believe that you mean la MEJOR pelicula de val kilmer!!

  • 25 secounds my 2nd ungle !

  • 1:06 my mum

  • You can watch Airplane! drunk and it's still hilarious but some of the humour in Top Secret is very subtle and you need ton concentrate to see it all, that why I prefer it to Airplane!

  • love the bit where the two guys dress up as a cow and one of em got bummed by a bull!! sooo funny. classic movie

  • Not quite there with Airplane, but as this is never on TV and we've all seen Airplane 20 times, I think this would be way more enjoyable to see... 2nd best spoof ever.

  • I saw this on TV for the first time yesterday but it was on at like 11.30pm. I haven't seen Flying High on TV before though...

  • Not nearly as good as Airplane!, but it does have it's moments.

  • why have i not seen this yet...i disappoint myself

  • A real classic

  • The bit with the phone cracks me up

  • I agree with adwizdom about what he agreed with bababuba about what he said.

  • excellent!!! I love the kisss!!!! jajajaj

  • I agree, one of the greats.

  • This movie is absolutely hysterical!

    One of the greatest comedy movies ever made:)

  • thanks so much for uploading this! i saw it last night and first thing this morning i went on line and bought it! its fantastic! plus Val Kilmer is gorgeous!

    Magic W. xxxxxxx

  • I loved that movie!

  • I saw that movie it is soo funny XD I love it!

  • the telphone part is hilarious. Great movie

  • One of the best fims ever *o* So SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O funny

  • Can you Upload a part of the movie? XD

  • truly an epic film

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