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  • i call this masturbation.

  • das fick?

  • LMAO howd i get here

  • HOW DID I GET HERE ..ahahahahahahahahaha^^^^^^

  • I just watched a battlefield 3 video how did i end upp here?!!!!

  • why am i listening to this ?

  • Excersice made for Justin beiber.

  • Why do you know so much about penises huh ?¿?¿

  • I like to F*** my pillow

  • @Riskestdust LMAO!!

  • soo the steps r put towel then jerk off lol?

  • @imcoolerthnu LMFAO!!!!!

  • I go from a black girl talking about men to an instructional video on masturbation? How does this happen?

  • WTF!!?? is this guy telling me how to jack off??

  • I've been doing this for 10 years and I'm still the same size, what am I doing wrong? Should I take it out of my pants first?

  • what the fuck, why am I watching video about dicks?

  • This is fucked up

  • WHAT THA FUCK DID I CLICK GOT TO GO

  • ehh? this isnt about mushrooms!

  • it dont work

  • THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN

    This video is most popular with:

    Gender Age

    Male  45-54

    Male 35-44

    Male 55-64

    ye rite.....

  • Apply honey on penis and wrap with piece of leather and hold for 15 minutes everyday, just give a try nothing to lose.

  • you could always try black paint and a magnifying glass...

  • non sense ..... waste of time, only surgery can make penis a bit longer, but its not 100% safe

  • wtf wierd part of u tube again

  • quit saying penis!!!

  • Девочки,учите что такое член)

  • @DimaOren Vobsheto eto tebe uchit' nado...Chto bi smog svoy virostit'.. ;)

  • @zhenya420 Да мы и так знаем))

  • Wdf I am a girl watching this wdf

  • My dick does 50 push up wat now

  • We are fucking ourselfs

  • How did i get here

  • wanna hear a riddle ?

    What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

    My zipper.

  • @Sano22n hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaahhaahaahahahahahaha­ I LOVE IT ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @kokolokokiker oh yessss sir !!!

  • WHY....THE FUCK AM I WATCHING THIS? I GO FROM MIKE TYSON TRAINING...TO BUILDING BIGGER RISTS...TO GETTING TALLER...TO THIS!?

    THE FUCK!?

  • Where the hell is my Youtube History?

  • The positive, potential for bigger penis.

    The negative, possible damage to penis, enlarged prostate can cause difficulty urinating.

    Just... don't fuck with nature.

  • So Basically,...... Your telling us to just Go Fuck Ourselves..

  • Wtf am i doing?????

  • why the fuck am i here?

  • he is talking about jerkoff as if it were a science

  • WHAT A JOKE....THERE IS NO SOLID EVIDENCE FOR EXPANSION OF THE PENIS USING EXERCISES. THE ONLY KNOWN WAY IS PERHAPS CUT THE SUSPENSORY LIGAMENT OR DO A PENIS REPLACEMENT......YOUR VIDEO IS FAR FROM THE TRUTH....WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR CREDENTIALS. btw, the corpora cavernosa dn the erectil tissue don't "rebuild" themselves the way regular muscle does......read the facts.

  • I just bench press 100 pounds with my dick.

    bout the same effect.

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  • we're free...we don't have to explain ourselves anymore!

  • @Zoeslaterz :)

  • how on earth  wtf

  • Oh.... Exercises, you mean as in masturbation...

  • 400 000 men will try this shit lol

  • Wow I got here from looking at blackberry reviews

  • Soft and hanging loosely or limply, poor guy cant get bigger then 3 inches, he must be asian

  • Lost on YouTube

    Better drink my own piss!

  • @NorwegianCommie You made my day. I'll pour a glass in your name.

  • ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HOLEEEE

  • lol i cant help but laugh - the fact that a guy is doing the explanation im sure has something to do with it he sure loves to say penis alot rofl

  • im gona meet everyone in the middle here. i dont know how i got here. but at the same time, i wouldnt mind having a bigger cock. who wouldnt. its a good size and i fuck GREAT but everyone wants bigger...you asked

  • Hmmmm Maybe i shoulda took that Left at Albuquerque...

  • I have been doing this for 2 years,and it doesn't work.It's difficult to type left handed,when your right handed.

  • How did I get from Naruto to this??? O.0

  • @killermiller719 We took a wrong turn back at Leaf Village

  • @killermiller719 Easy, naruto fans are gay and have small penis's, which is why you looked up a video of how to grow your penis.

  • I have the biggest dick in the world I wanted to come here just to say that

  • @PANDAonCOCAIN I was going to do the same but you were faster

  • Broke dick mountan

  • @Kronic780 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­aaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahaa­aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaa

  • I got from advice of girl flurting to this

  • convinced me

  • my dick goes all the way,,any bitch wants it let me know

  • im more concerned tht u no this stuff

  • @jibaritobueno I like how you make the assumption that I watch Televisionas erl as how your has to think up 2 different posts in attempt to ridicule me. Congratulations on paragraph construction you prick.

  • at last found something to wank to...

  • From harvesting honey from hives i got here wtf

  • Whatever!!! All you motherfuckers that mysteriously ended up here know damn well you want a longer and thicker cock!!!! That's why you're here. LMAO!!! Don't be ashamed...society has made us like this. It doesn't matter how big one's cock is, we always want it a little bigger!!!! Get over it!

  • @jibaritobueno Guess that's why you ended here as well? B)

  • @U012 Didn't I just say that you dumbfuck! Stop watching television it's making you stupid!

  • @U012 In English grammar, when the pronouns "we" and "us" are used it's inclusive of yourself. Just in case you didnt know.

  • I have a big enough penis but how the fuck did I get into the weird part of YouTube again??!!????!!!! ;(

  • Wow how did I get to the weird part of youtube again, I started off looking at Tai Chi videos

  • is this a how to masterbate video

  • How did I get here?

  • wtf

  • jerking off with worm cloth? i do that every day

  • Where did you get your degree from? Cells don't stretch, and on your other video stretching does not largely affect growth ok? I'm 13 5'9" and plays minecraft

    So I have horrible posture. It's the genes and hormones and stuff that determine height and shlong size not massaging and stretching

  • I was just watching mw3 don't know how this come up WTF

  • random argue starter!

  • cool cool

  • WHERE...THE HELL... AM I. I started out looking up things for spiritual awakening! I didn't expect this at all.

  • @springhelljack3 dude me too!

  • Awesome thanks for the info. Wow i can't believe how many inmature high school kids posted their homophobic views on this vid. Oh well they will grow up some day or not.

  • I like puppies

  • yo you know wayyy to much bout penis

  • MIND YOUR LANGUAGE

  • cool..i have been wondering about that

  • Oh, SHIT! I don't have hands so I can't do this exercise...oh...wait...I also don't have a dick!

  • @fr33king3xplit

    But you got a mouth don't ya ?

  • LMAO

  • How the he'll did I get to this video I was watching smosh then suddenly here was a dick on my screen

  • I got here by watching call of duty gameplay videos... Also, my Wang is almost 9" and I'm only 14

  • LOL

    WTF

    AM

    I

    WATCHING

  • my dick is pretty smaller than that!

  • if someone masturbates a lot, like daily, would their penis get bigger because of the constant stretching just like you explained in the vid? plz reply

  • where the fuck am i

  • FINALLY! I'M TIRED OF HAVING A 2 INCH PENIS!

  • what the  hell

  • Wow how the fuck I get here lol hahaha

  • lost me at tearing my penis

  • It's gay for one guy to be talking about penis! I'm outta here!

  • @guitarttimman The penis is pretty natural for men , and then I guess you are pretty homophobic and afraid of your non-excisting penis

  • @Zimon1337

    look you sick piece of crap. you have interest in penis. it's your decision i don't care.

    i thought it would be a female here talking about it or I wouldn't have come here.

    to me, it's a compliment for one male to tell me that i have a non-exciting penis. I don't care if you're gay, but I am not! now go back to your bf or something loser!

  • Sorry I trippied over this video its for looser men with self confidence issues aka inferiority problems!

  • 300,860 views !!! HA HA HA HA !!

  • This is stupid stuff done by a pervert for a pervert.

  • hey, you can never have too big a penis. I could be 12 inches long and would still try this if it could give me an extra inch. There is nothing wrong with doing your PEs!

  • @rsktransport Why are you expecting to shag a donkey or a big fat assd mama? Men with over large trained flaced dicks have less sex unless with whores cannot get it to stand when required or as hard & are usually ugly because they don't get sex so they over play with it themselves as the vid suggests! Plus you can never be athletic in any other department because it all just hangs about & if you did play sport you get injured and get verceles painful constant bollock pain no cure!

  • @Rogerbradly You play a sport, Im a lover and there is only one real muscle in that area(lol) Dude, take a joke, this is a ridiculous topic to argue about!

  • @rsktransport What??? Your a lover? More like wanker! The rest of your sentence was incomprehensible! Goes to show wanking to much shrinks the brain!

  • @Rogerbradly What is incomprehensible about me thinking it is stupid for you to care so much about a ridiculous topic. Dude, I really dont want to argue about this and I dont know why you care so much anyway. Life is too short to get worked up over penis exercises on youtube, very silly! However, what is a wanker? Is that some sort of British giberish. I luv the way you guys talk, "Lets go throw another shrimp on the barbie, hey ol chap!(lol) Chill out!

  • @rsktransport : Excuse me you are the one arguing! I have not posted anything here for almost a week and I have replied to you before! Care about what? Who was getting worked up? Certainly not me that's for sure. You know aht a Wanker is stop being silly. I have not done any talking here! Its you that seems to not be chilled I'm fine.Your email is full of contradictions.just leave it alone. Actually we throw snags on the barbie!

  • @Rogerbradly okay

  • i must say it feels doog being well equipped i dont got to do this odd excersizes to get bigger or nothing :)

  • what the fuck did i just enter?!

  • It's scar tissue. If you don't do it right, you could permanently damage your penis and make it harder to get an erection so it's at your own risk.

  • I was watching white men dating black women commentary videos and this popped up. I guess white guys are self conscious about their penis to date black women lmfao

  • At 0:45 did he say "You are gonna need PEZ". That said,, I have no clue how I got here from old springer episodes.

  • how did i get here

  • It's not jacking off, it's jelqing. Do some research idiots. It's been done for centuries.

  • how the FUCK did I get here???

  • @dhide14 you clicked on it.

  • Size doesnt matter, its what you do with it.

  • That umm. That was different.  You crazy fuck

  • i was watching IPad 3

    YOUTUBE error.exe

  • this is no exercise... it's simply jerking off!

  • this guy sounds to me like a vaseline user

  • how the fuck did i get here again?

  • How did I get here from watchin Cholo Adventures?

  • Wtf epic meal time amd fpsrussia brought me here.

  • Wat he is basically saying us jerkoff

  • lol

    

  • THE PENIS.

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  • @TheHippipoika Your subconscious must want a bigger penis.

  • BALONY

  • Um I was watching Stevie ray Vaughan Texas flood tryin to incorporate some new techniques on guitar. not on masturbation. Lol

  • Why no exercise video? There's lots of other workout videos on youtube.

  • is this guy talking about jacking off?wtf how do i end up in this part of yt...heck i started out looking at vids about pyramids...

  • oo now im 3:35 minutes smarter lol

  • time to delete my history...

  • ha who needs to beat the meat when you got chicks but yea i guess i do do that so i may as well cancel the dislike to like watever

  • Lol I got here by watching vidz on how to get girls X P lol

  • How to beat your meat the correct way

  • i know you beat yo meat

  • Do I need to have a boner to do this

  • Use a magnifying glass and you'll have the biggest cock on the block, aka penis enlarger

  • this helps, only if you dont have high blood pressure, lol

  • fuck this shit. this is for guys hu aint got stamina. all u need is stamina n change positions every so often n change the tempo of the drilling .ol

  • I came here expecting a song by Rick Astley. Am I normal?

  • Does this work? Some says yes, some says no. Anyone tried here?

  • Hey isn't that called masturbating

  • @gaminggodization i know right

  • If cold shrinks it, hot should beef it up, not that i need it but bigger is always better. I'll try it.

  • If I can ask 14 and have a 9" cock is this the normal size or is it to big plz help

  • It works.

  • Summary: penis + time + lotion + hands = big penis and money wasted on buying bigger pants

  • Great information but i was actually wondering if there was any way to reverse the process....im just too big down there its not even funny...ask your mom...s dog....

  • Umm I literally just shit myself laughing (no offense) and I got here trying to learn to jailbreak my iPod epic LOLZ

  • Tie the bad boy to a car bumper and then have someone drive off. Watch it stretch like a rubber band. LOL

  • exercise... aka masturbate

  • How the fuck did I get here??

  • Lol wtf is this?? I came here just from a video breaking down stereotypes...... just wow...