X-Men Origins: Wolverine Movie Review/Rant

[LionHeartx115]

THAT MOVIE ISNT EVEN CANON.

[HolySasquatchTurd]

I fucking hate this movie. They did everything wrong and didn't follow the source material at all. As for X3, I never really had a big problem with it. Hell, X3 is a masterpiece compared to the Wolverine movie. I am so glad that X-men: First Class was good.

[KernelFleck]

Worst film I've ever gone to see. Only time I ever considered walking out in the middle of a film and asking for a refund. Fucking retarded piece of shit. Just Hugh Jackman wanking his ego. Retarded explosions. They took the most charismatic, funny, sarcastic character, played by one of the most charismatic, funny, sarcastic actors in Hollywood, and sewed his fucking mouth shut. Him and Gambit were on the poster but only in the film for like 5 minutes each. Worst film ever.

WILL I FUCKING AM?!!

[JiminyBritshCricket]

I've come to report a rape Ryan Deadpool! his ass will never be the same

[KnifeAddic]

I agree. The movie sucked ballz. Anyone who reads the comics knows that Fox fucked it up.  Let the fans of the comics direct the movie.

[smarteli11]

I like your videos shartimus prime but I liked the movie it was awsome

[ttandc]

Got my vote for worst comic book adaption of all time

[wachmenfan101]

@ttandc i agree

[TheKHaddict]

I saw this movie before I started reading comics, but my dad has been an avid Wolverine fan since he was a kid and he hated this movie but I loved it, now that I follow comics I know that it was a horrible comic book adaptation but as a cheesy summer blockbuster it was pretty damn good.

[IronDragonX9]

Fox is run by a bunch of retards. Remember, they gave George Lucas all merchandising rights to the star wars franchise and 40% of the box office gross. If Fox News proves anything is that at least 75% of the people working at Fox are demented sociopaths

[uberkewl19]

I liked this movie just that the backgrounds were lame its like they couldnt use real environments. Comic geeks will be critical since their expectations is to follow what the comic book presents. But one has to take into consideration that not everyone in the world follows comics therefore they might go and watch a superhero film with no prior knowledge of how authenthic it should be. Movies are meant to entertain audiences thats all IMO. People just need to sit,relax, and enjoy.

[maclicious2008]

Deadpool piss me off at the end he look like baraka from mortal kombat

[KidInsain]

@maclicious2008 No worse , baraka has a mouth

[KaraLVRogueLZ]

i find it funny how Wolverine ignores what Bryan Singer establishes with his flashbacks in 1 and 2. in x-1 it shows his Claws were man made implants not Bone Claws. the lab scene and escape look nothing like the sequence in x-2, hell the lab set looked nothing like the one he finds in x-2 either. Wolverine dose not even try to link up to x-1 at all its real sad really.

[TaskMaster619]

I'm with you to be honest. It was a shit movie. Altohugh naked Wolveriene wasn't a big deal. He was naked from the experiement and he just escaped it was alright. But yeah, the movie was a fucking disappointment

[madamfoidart]

I still like it better than X-3 though, bleh!

[CrackedVersion99]

Some Ol' Bullshitty Disappointment movie....some scenes were good but really wrong storyline....FOX X-MEN MOVIES EPIC FAIL!!!!

[ScarfaceDonMark]

your hella gay you bitch.

[ShartimusPrime]

@ScarfaceDonMark Hey, I'm not the one who has naked Hugh Jackeman in my DVD collection.

[ScarfaceDonMark]

The best fucken Marvel movie so far you dumb gay bitch.

[WolverineOrigins09]

the movie was cool bitch

[ShartimusPrime]

@WolverineOrigins09 OMG!!! You actually created a user name with this retarded ass movie?! Good job, I'm sure you'll grow up to be a great custodian.

[mohawkman2006]

agent zero is actually maverick and the light bulb guy existed too but dont rmember his name

[JerryThecatface]

There was one scene where Creed killed Silver Fox,however later in the movie it was revealed that she is not really dead,the thing that surprised me was that Wolverine didn't even bothered to get her body to hospital or call ambulance,he just went straight to pub to fight Creed!!!WTF!!What kind of idiot does that!

20CENTURY FOX FUCKING SUCKS!!

Even X3 was better.

[9erber9]

Cyclops was able to control his optic blasts too but he had a head injury which made him not able to control it. SO he had to wear shades.

[rawjoel1]

i tought the movie was a joke but it never ended

[WillAl212]

but in the comics deadpool has all the powers of the teamm in the movie i thouht it was a creative way to give deadpool his powers.

until he had cyclops power. and he had swords from his arms. and he died. this movie sucks

[WillAl212]

when ryan renolds was annoused as deadpool it was the happiest day of my life.

[mattpyro90]

you came up with some good points

what i don't like is how:

1. wolverine's bone claws were not straight, they were like "bumpy", yet his metal ones were straight

2. how the hell could wolverine and sabretooth jump off the giant chimney after deadpool's head destroyed it? they would have shattered their bones! even adamantium would have ripped thru wolverine's skin

3. an adamantium gun would not have erased his memory - half ass explanation

however i loved the film lol

[BenjiEatsAirPlanes]

pretty funny, good review/rant

i thought the movie could've been more factual

do more reviews of movies

[Alexromondo]

i think its funny how you look for things to get mad about. just relax.

[JackassJuniorCrew]

fuck u the movie was great so fuck ur grand ma

[RandomBoredom1]

Its just his opinion about the movie man, what do you let movies run your life and get pissed when ever somebody is gonna be critical about it? I don't I live life, some people don't like things I like I don't get mad. Anyway im a big fan of Wolverine comics, but the movie did suck they did try to do to much, there could have been more done about the wars and stuff.

[jordancook1992]

i didnt like how they didnt explain how profecer x became paralized

[TheShadowGoblin]

Just seen it, It fucking sucked got ever so slightly better as it went on but over all, sweet jesus it was piss poor.

[CountKristoff]

'Kay, I had two things that you didn't mention that pissed me off in this movie:

1) Wtf was with Dudley? Srsly? I mean who the fuck was like: "You know what I need for my super secret weapon program shit: A carnie that can turn lightbulbs on!". Real fucking useful!

2) How does Wolverine's claws being covered in adamantium make him a better fighter? I mean as soon as Wolverine gets his claws, Sabretooth becomes a complete pussy. I mean, hed odesn't even land a punch in the rest of the movie! BS

[ShartimusPrime]

I totally agree dude! sabretooth is supposed to be a difficult fight for Wolverine AFTER all the adamantium and all. He's not supposed to instantly be able whoop his ass.

[FromBrazilWithLove]

Hey man, in case you don't know, they are making the Deadpool spin-off and a Wolverine 2, where he is in Japan. They were rumors, but apparently they green-lit both of them. I myself wished FOX would just give the rights over to Marvel Studios...same thing with Spiderman...but whatya gonna do? Thanks for the review man.

[MrMarvel1008]

nice video but everyone needs to stop hating on the way they portrayed deadpool he was supposed to be more of a cameo than a charecter in this movie & set up the deadpool movie thats now confirmed this movie is all about weapon X no matter how bad they derailed it & deadpools origin is weapon X so they cudn't tell the story twice that wud be a waste heres a brief origin of deadpool in this movie then they explain in the next hes so scared up bc he ripped out the blades and cut open his mouth

[ENSABAHNUR25]

His memories erase when something traumatic happens... (like when the love of his life gets murdered) part of his healing abilities (his mind is no exception) Where was captain america in ww2?Or at least a cameo of bucky?Emma frost was made of millions of diamonds instead of turning into one.Bishop or cable was not in this neither apocalypse but I guess thats my complaints from  the first 3 films.This movie is "batman and robin" bad

or spider-man 3 bad or indy 4 bad Fuck Fox for screwing us!!!

[ShartimusPrime]

Well, the bright side is that Iron Man and Incredible Hulk were both really successful so Marvel's movie studio is gaining some steam. I pray one day they buy the X-Men and Spider-Man rights back. But I thought Wolverine's healing ability erasing his memory was so awesome!!! It's like the gift being a curse bit that Marvel has going for so many characters. Adamentium gun??!!!! FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! What asshole came up with that?!

[highway955]

@ShartimusPrime hulk sucked ass dude

[ENSABAHNUR25]

Yea I agree with you it was shit... They ruined deadpool because he is supposed to be funny but his mouth is shut?And it would heal anyway cause he can heal plus, the blades are so long how could he bend his arms?Gambit is now ruined cause he will be too old to play in any other up to date movie.

Cyclops should remember all this in x-men 1.Sabretooth was a cat and shorter than wolv.

The bullet would not have gone through his skull let alone erase his memories.

[narutoboy073]

Also..that wasnt a memorie gun..it was a bullet made of adiantium..and it blow a hold in his brain and it healed but his memories didnt....And i liked the 90s tv series where his wife or girlfriend or whatever turned in Deathstrike!!!

i liked that..but they didnt use it beside in the tv series

[narutoboy073]

lol

the lightbulb dude

"Eat my electric can opener!!"

lol that how it should have been

:D

[narutoboy073]

i saw the bootleg version

it was lame.............i hate the way they fucked up every character..gambit,wolverine,de­adpool

it sucked..but whatcha gunna do..

:[

[azuzaj1]

actualy wraith and maverik (agent zero) were apart of team x with logan and creed so that was like the one of the true ring of truths in this movie but it sucked.

[ShartimusPrime]

You got me on Wraith, but I don't think they really meant for Agent Zero to be Maverick. I think it's more of a fortunate coincidence for them and the fans.

[azuzaj1]

But Maverick is North. Agent Zero is his second alias. So why wold they do that. O i know because Fox dosnt know how to make good superhero movies. Everything they do is for kids and money. this movie should have focused more the Actual weapon X program instead of craming in Characters, and skrewing most of them up.

[BAFproductions88]

i didnt see it in the theater but i watched it online lik 3 weeks b4 it came out an i am so glad i didnt waste my money to see it i thought it sucked they needed to show more gambit an deadpool an but dead pool needed his comic book outfit and i also think they should have put toad an magneto in it cuz in the 1st x-men toad an magneto jus show up an no 1 no's where they come from??

[ShartimusPrime]

Damn, I totally agree with everything you said here! I think someone said that one of the kids in Stryker's cages was supposed to be Toad. I didn't see it, but they said a green looking dude with his tongue sticking out. But more than anything WAAAAAYYY more Gambit would have been awesome! And then them not fucking up Deadpool would have been cool. That costume's hella easy to make! wtf?!

[BAFproductions88]

i no as soon as i was done watching it all my frends were lik how was it i was lik dont waste ur cash to see it it was horable an i just wish they wuld put beast annight crawler in ther they r my favorites an gambit. an i dont get how wolverine didnt age ? lik how did he fight all the battles without ageing???

[NarutocapriRequest]

you are so right

[Boognice10]

Yep. The movie was terrible. I saw the leaked version. Sad.

[longlivingdude]

Totally agree with this review man, I'm a huge Wolverine fan but man, did this FUCKING SUCK!

[richyleee]

Haha dude. This video was fucking hilarious and awesome. Make some more man, keep up the great work!

[ShartimusPrime]

Right on, thanks a lot dude!

[MajinHouse84]

yo for the record thats what happend with deadpool he never had powers till he was given them threw weapon x never had lazer eyes though or arm blades and cutting off their heads doesnt work acctually lol they have gone into that in comics

[azuzaj1]

after the credits deadpool is still alive. BUT this movie was so untrue to the sorce material they didnt spend anytime on the actual weapon x project.

[ShartimusPrime]

yeah, after the credits ". . . psshh" Damn it, that was so FUUCKING STUPID!!!!!

[condoggx]

flash backs i was supposed to say in my comment

[rubberdrake]

I think your review of the film is more entertaining than the film itself!

Maybe Star Trek will be good?

best wishes

[ps3man4eva]

i watched the bootleg version and thought it was pretty good because i don't know a lot about x-men but after watching your review its seems they messed a lot of stuff up ,one thing i noticed is that Deadpool had eye-lasers and his mouth was sewn up ...i thought that was weird because his game character could talk and never had "eye beams"

[GayComicGeek]

Wait, the Asian dude, Zero? He was Maverick? What a rip? I saw this and I thought it was ok, nothing great, but I thought they could have done it better. They totally under played Gambit and totally fucked up Deadpool completely. He's the Merc with the Mouth and in this he's in it for like 2 minutes and then he's mutated human with multiple powers at the end? That blows. And Wolverine's memories are gone from a shot to the head?

[SENTRYproductions]

i loved it but they fucked up on deadpool

[antwanc89]

2 scenes to sum up how bad the movie was

1.patrick stewart qasnt actually in the movie. he was digitally put in.

2.the last scene after the credits where deadpool's head going hush

WTF!!!!!!!

[ShartimusPrime]

hell yeah, it looked like they copied and pasted "young" patrick stewart out of X3, rite? Plus the whole "pshhh" thing at the end after the credits? Worst fucking secret ending thingy EVER!!!!

[condoggx]

agree totally dude they did not get wolverine wheres him running out of the cave SCREAMING IN AGONY with blood out all over his body where are the people drinking champane why arent anyone wearing mask you can see there were not even trying to make it a true prequel to the other i dont even see it as one it seems more of a reboost then a prequel what do you think ?

[ShartimusPrime]

I don't know about a reboost. I think it was a sad attempt to keep it alive. But yeah, I hella wish someone making that movie read the Weapon X trade. Damn!!!! And I heard Hugh Jackman wanted them to go with the whole Wolverine in Japan thing instead, you know? The time line would have been weird but it would have been so much cooler than this bullshit!

[punisherot]

you fucken bitch this movie was fucken cool I am a huge Wolverine fan and you talking shit about it pisses me of you fucken fag and I should put a bullet in your head and fuck deadpool who care about this character who likes to get beheaded and put his head back on!

[t5hcyborg]

That movie was shit. It was so goddamn bad.

[Dirkified14]

I've only seen the bootleg, but from what I remember I didn't see deadpool bend his arms while the blades(his swords) were in...And if that's the case then it makes sense that he could have the blades...

[ShartimusPrime]

Well shit, I can't argue with that. But I still think thatd be lame if he could only bend his arms when the blades are out.

[Dirkified14]

Don't get me wrong they did a horrible job with the story for the movie...I thought they tried to fit too much into the movie, and added unneeded twists...Plus, there are just way too many holes between the comics and the film...This is one of those that you have to watch as it's an alternate origin tale...

[Actionfigurexpert]

and belive it or not Agent X and Will I Am's character are actual Characters. Maverick and Wraith.

[ShartimusPrime]

So the Asian dude is Maverick? I was hoping that';s what he was supposed to be. But fuck, I honestly didn't know shit about Wraith.

[Jokercard60]

no ur fucken retarded dude when hes a kidit says something CANADA fucko and they ran away from their home jesus christ shartimus dont u read the comics at all dude i love ur reviews but this one sucks ass

[ShartimusPrime]

Regardless, thanks for watching dude, But yeah, i got shitty memory. Haven't read Wolverine Origins since 2005. But yeah, my brother just brought it to my attention, I hella forgot about that in the beginning.

[Actionfigurexpert]

you know the guy at the end was named Deadpool , but Who said it was Wade Wilson .......

[ShartimusPrime]

I guess, but they insinuate it's him with his mouth all sewn shut.

[t03nemesis]

Well most of the things your talking about is true, the movie had some retarded shit. You have every right to be mad, it was a dissapointment.

[blacktopcarnival]

Wow. I can really feel your frustration. I wont be seeing that movie anytime soon, thank you very much.