Umineko - Kanon is Colorblind

[SamanthaDragon]

LOLOLOL but your to emo to realise it DDD

[TheMiniNappa]

Kanon: i do not find this hilarious because i am furniture.

Me: LOL!

[xXRevenantAngelXx]

<3 I love Kanon!

[TheCupcakeMuncher0]

Lol XD

[chamelion117]

It's funniest because that's pretty much what Shannon was getting at xD

[23FYE24]

just imagine saying to someone that they are just too emo to realize things xD

[UnpleasentValley]

o_O that wasnt what she really said was it?

[lilltartan]

@UnpleasentValley well, not the emo part I think XD

[FranziCintra]

@UnpleasentValley no, it just was a parody sub^^

[EmpIsLegend]

Your to emo.. xD

[Arkangel630]

The ocean is the same colour as the sky...

[yukariminato]

Your to emo to realize it? LMAO Shannon! 8P

[NightmareNny777]

In the beginning it looks like Shannon is staring at her own boobs. XD

[Imb4Lund]

too emo XD

[dgfll]

You are to emo to see it 0w0

[EerieIceMage]

IT'S GREY!

[ipanda5142]

burned she called you emo XD

[SnowyRena]

what episode?

[aptspire]

I wonder if stratikeo has read the manga or VN? ;)

[langitpinagkait]

you're too emo to realize ahahaha

[rabbitgirl939]

Well thats not nice to say to the coolest person in the show.

[Pixxa0659]

Does this actually happen? Lol

[jarostone]

@Pixxa0659 it actually happens where he says it is black and she says it is blue. And he argues that it is black because they aren't human enuf to appreciate real color cuz they r just furniture..

[Shadowydarkprince]

but your too emo to realize it, lol.

[WolfsRainFan4ever]

LOL. My friend had this on her page. I kinda gave up on Umineko, but that was still funny.

[jarostone]

Omg I loled so hard and you're lucky I don't understand japanese because your false-subs made it that much funnier.

[ComputerGeek3310]

@jarostone Its only the last line thats fake...

[JacquesTheFox]

@Kirroha Kanon: Iknow this one!!!!.... CAULIFLOWER!!!!! (Totally OOC)

[OgGz1]

i lol'd so much

[Zelda123Zelda123]

@OgGz1 you didn't lol at all, but you're too emo to realize it

[OgGz1]

@Zelda123Zelda123 i know thats why i like watching anime where people keep dying over and over

[Zelda123Zelda123]

@OgGz1 you're not watching anime, but you're too emo to realize it

[OgGz1]

@Zelda123Zelda123 im not emo...im furniture, furniture dont have emotionals, i also happen to able to summon some cool looking red magical sword on my arm...but i wish it was black

[Zelda123Zelda123]

@OgGz1 i wish your face was black... oh wait

[OgGz1]

@Zelda123Zelda123 RACIST! Beatrice will claim you as her first sacrifice....now im going to bed "waits for the thumbs down"

[Zelda123Zelda123]

@OgGz1 im gonna give you 100 thumbs down now

[LightningWolfang]

"but you're too emo to realize it" OH LOL XD!!!

[xxBloodyxxDarknessxx]

@StaticPokemon wtf?

[xxBloodyxxDarknessxx]

._.

I found nothing funny in this..instead i find it sad that so many of you guys got the stupid "emo" label in your heads. for the last time..emo is a genre of music the correct term is either goth or scene..

[StaticPokemon]

@xxBloodyxxDarknessxx SRS BSNS

[aptspire]

...I'll only say this: "Prepare to shit MASSIVE BRICKS in Ep 6" :D

[bananafaerieV2]

And thus the voice actor genes are passed on. Shame on you, Satoshi, turning other people color blind. >:O

[KamaeSakurai]

These comments make me laugh more than the video xD

[takashi0100]

Then it's a good thing Battler's the detective and not him.

Otherwise, how could he know which truth was red?

[CoolCat654321]

LOL.

[HecateRagnarok]

KANON IS NOT COLORBLIND. Colorblindness only affects red and green, not blue :P

[takashi0100]

@HecateRagnarok that's just a type of colorblindness. It comes in many different combinations.

[iwarhero]

Everytime I watch this I feel the OUCH when she says hes too emo.

[kingDarkrai1]

Honestly I can't look at Kanon without thinking that he wants to kill me..0.0

(But I could kill him xD)

[CronaGoesMeow]

XDD

[Ryuk3535]

BUT UR TOO EMO TO RECONIZE IT XDXDXDXD i love that episode.

[Shrizzitania]

Kanon is too emo to realize that Shanon just called him an emo lol

[JoshDegennaro01]

Takano: Which is green - broccoli or cauliflower?

Kanon: ... ca-cau... broccoli.

Takano: Correct. *Shoots*

Satoko: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!

[cagallizala25]

@JoshDegennaro01 It would have been funny if that scene was done Umineko style! :D

[klomedih]

i wish my lawn was emo...

so it would cut itself.

[ChainedImmortality]

Kanon, broccoli to cauliflowa, midori wa dochi?

Eer... broccoli?

Yes! *shoots*

D:<

[meg5493]

takano: which is greyer the ocean or your emoness kanon: uhhhhhh '' gun coking'' ''bam bam''

[no1zelda]

"Kanon what color is Rena's cleaver?"

"Uhh blood."

Rena has nervous look. "YOU LIE!"

[KyoneChan]

''you're too emo to realize it'' LOL xD

[26Sakura26]

as much as i love kanon this vid is kinda mean to him but this vid made me LMAO XD

[Orplie]

FUUUUUU! :D

[Chiimokosan]

Takano: Brocoli or Cauliflower? Which of the 2 is greener?

Kanon: Idk..like i think it's both...YEAH!! it is both!

[val7797]

Takano: brocolli or cauliflower which of the two is green?

Satako: cau-.... Brocolli

Takano: good *shoots her in the head*

Satako wasn't color blind she had a desies...

[PSshadow92]

Either IKEA sold him at a discount price or Kinzo read the manual wrong. Either option is very possible.

[kalamari125]

omg laughed ur too emo thats harsh

[ShironTheWindragon]

"...you're too emo to realize it."

OUCH! XD

[AnimeIsLife1000]

He's Not Letting That Down xD

[Mick0las]

I admit, I loled

[XxRumble]

W-was that Spinal Tap?

[no1zelda]

Maria: Kanon-kun let's play with bunnies!

Kanon: I'm too emo to realise how gay that'd look

Maria: Ok I'll ask Jessica to play too

Kanon: I'm too emo to realise how gay but excited i'd be with a big boobed hot chick.

Maria: Let's paint then

Kanon: I'm too emo and colour blind to enjoy swirly colours.

*Maria kicks him in the leg.*

Kanon: I felt pain ?! I'M CURED

Maria: play bunnies now?

Kanon: no

[espio329]

Jessica:he kanon-kun want to go out

Kanon: im too emo to love.......................

Jessica:fine i never liked you in the first place ~runs away crying~

Kanon:im too emo to realize a hot chick with big boobs just asked me out..............why am i an emo furniture

Kinzo:and i got him at ikea at a low price XD

[no1zelda]

omg lol

[kairann009]

*grabs nearest ikea catalog to order another kanon*

[MinitureAsian14]

well like my mother says, "Better color blind than blind...." thought yeah I have to agree I'm pretty sure Sasuke sees red... (blood - . -;;)

[aaateam111]

omg i cracked up when she said emo

[starwolf1110]

is he really colorblind?

[superangelo128]

oh god XD

you just wouldnt expect someone like Shannon to say that

[ichimiru]

LOL xD

[hermit527]

"...but your too emo to realize it."

LOLZ

[ShionsAccount]

Lol how sweet she is

[animemistery]

but your too emo to understand xDD WTF!

[canonballXD]

well kanon is way better than sasuke

that is correct!

[FlashMaker666]

thats right Unlike sasuke

all like kanon xD

[xNumbHeartx]

so true.. xD

[iwarhero]

Haha! Hes too Emo

[texasp1]

spinal tap

[Kirroha]

Hey Kanon, which is green - broccoli or cauliflower?

[no1zelda]

the black one

[BringerOfD]

"um...both?"

[canonballXD]

It is so black it's like

how much more black could this be?

none....

pow*

[Theoverseer95]

"Cau- broccoli."

"Good!"

*Bam*

[codegeassfreak123]

@Kirroha BROCOLIIIIIIIII GO SATAKO!!!!!

[agentlolipop001]

@codegeassfreak123 xD She got shot anyway though

[nightomen01]

@Kirroha

hmm just to point out (not to sound like a douche) but you could still tell with the darker hugh to green than white.

[Kirroha]

@nightomen01 I know, it's not even canon that Satoshi really is colorblind - it's just that he can't tell the difference, he probably was never taught about it or something. But his colorblindness is a running gag, so let us have our fun. XD

[TheEscapedBalloon]

@Kirroha

Satoko is stated to be color blind quite a few times in the sound novel and manga. It seems Satoshi is too.

[agentlolipop001]

@Kirroha  CAULIFLOWER! =D *gets shot*

[tehpockyassassin]

@Kirroha You win.

[SonicTrooper22]

@Kirroha You are my hero

[Miyuyuko]

@Kirroha The best comment i've ever seen >.<

[beth2k9x]

@Kirroha epic win. pwnage :D

[GaleStromProductions]

@Kirroha Dude that was a matter if life and death >:O

[ultimaweap12]

@GaleStromProductions Nah... since it was Miyo... It was a matter of death and death.

[KirroSoya]

@ultimaweap12 Actually, according to the game, what Miyo meant was that "If you get the answer right, I will give you a peaceful death. If you get it wrong, I'll submit you to the superiors as a live sample of the Syndrome where they will perform horrible experiments on you while you are still alive, and then kill you, while I happily sip tea and take a trip to Europe."

[Jorus271]

@Kirroha broccoli

[BattlerUshiromiya]

@Kirroha

Free internets for you~

[thekojoesgirl2]

@Kirroha LMFAO thats when takano comes in XD

[Remnainsofbattle]

@Kirroha Aaaaah thats cooooold! XDDDDD

[HarryStuckey1]

@Kirroha cauli... brocilli good (headshot)

[aptspire]

@Kirroha genius 8D

[TheLordEnki]

@Kirroha Your comment is more liked then the video itself.

Kudos.

[LeFatTurkey]

WHAT. "You're too emo to realize it"?!

....Looooooool.

[crazieness3392]

heyy.. satoshi was colorblind too! and they have the same voice!! OMG! 0_0"

[AzumangaGirl101]

X3 I can't stop laughing

[LeoandTrina]

Hmm...the furniture is depressed again. ...Could you imagine saying that in reference to actual furniture? "HONEY, THE COUCH IS CUTTING ITSELF AGAIN"

...Wouldn't it be really upsetting if Kanon really WAS just colorblind...? XD

[aptspire]

Tell me, then, Kanon... which one is green? BROCOLI OR CAULIFLOWER? (see what I did there?)

[LeoandTrina]

XD! Freakin' win.

Kanon: They're both black to me -.- ...*shot* ...HEY, I'M APATHETIC ABOUT THIS, TOO! DON'T THINK I CARE! *SHOT AGAIN* Oh, I'm just as depressed as ever...THE OCEAN IS STILL BLACK, SHANNON, IT'S STILL BLACK!

[Evnyofdeath]

that part of Higurashi was messed up, She got the question right, and was still killed

[aptspire]

Well, that one was gonna kill em all whatever she said (see the VN, she gets it wrong and was killed too)

[Evnyofdeath]

i know that.

[espio329]

Takano: brocoli or coliflower which one is green?

Satako: coli...... broco....li

Takano:Correct!!!!!!!!(BOOM HEADSHOT) LOLS

[codegeassfreak123]

@LeoandTrina ya becuz then he'd be all depressed all the time

[Moonstream360]

@LeoandTrina Lol, "The furniture is cutting itself again" XD I've been laughing over that one for like 20 minutes now!

[KirroSoya]

@LeoandTrina Even then, it'll be looking grey to him, not black. XD

[shadowleraja]

"too emo to realize it"

LOOOOOOOL xD

[MewChocolate]

XD your to emo to realize it , LOL

[SympathyEqualsPity]

lolz im colorblind

[KillerIrishNinja]

Wait Minami, what are you doing here?!

[mangalover2604]

Kanon has no comment! XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TasogareAnime]

5/5

This is just made of win. xD

"But you're too emo to realize it."

[123hopsy]

5/5!! XD

[JJShanny]

does anyone know what the music in playing in the background its the same on ep 11 when shannon and george express there feelings for one last time or maybe its not released yet a track name or composer will do

thanks

[negra1701]

XD "but ur too emo to realize it"

[Superduck779]

xDD

[xArisaChan]

but youre too emo to realize it xD

[SilverSeraph379]

"but you're too emo to realize" lmao

That's exactly what I thought when reading the VN. Stupid furniture.

[ZeGoddess]

At the end he's like 'Oh, oh yeah.'

[lace2headphones]

XD

Thats really amazing LOL

[ChibiYuseiFudou]

Wow. This is win.

[dragonladyforever]

hahaha xD nice one xD xD

[yoselin111]

hahahahha emo part was hilarious! because she even said it with a smile all calm xD

[KikyoAyumu]

Hahaha XD oddio!

[CalvinBlackmoon]

You can have my internet.

For free.

[HentaiNoKamiSama92]

The amounts of fail and faggotry in the comments of this nice video are overwhelming.

[Nif3]

Everytime i read a comment with a "XD", i feel dead inside.

[HentaiNoKamiSama92]

Same.. Same..

[Endgame167]

XD

XD

[AseliaTheEternal1]

@Nif3 obligatory "XD"

[LittleMissDrama24]

LMAO!!!! this is so funny

..but your to emo to realize it

haha this is so funny i stared craking up

XDDDD

[KHKHKairigrl]

I do think Kanon is scretly emo. "I am furniture. I'm not human like you." XD

[MisterAtheistic]

haha umineko mixed with Spinal Tap XDXD

[TheProbasher]

whaha ur 2 emo to realize it XD omg such an epic win there!!!

[2strange4urowngood]

LOL too emo to realize it XDXDXD that;s amazing!

[jirachirulez]

!!!! XDDDDDDD End=EPIC WIN

[KuroiChan]

"...but you're too emo to realize it."

Fffffffffffff you win. :'D

[ServantKanon]

D:

E is for Emotional ruins everybodys Day

M is for miseable People

O is for on the Dark Side 'cause we have

 some fresh cookies :)

[VolcanicAnnoyance]

Oh dear god loool.

You are awesome.

[RenaRyuuguuChan]

lmaooooo I was waiting for someone making a parody of that xDDDDD

[NeoSoftwarePWNXORZ]

It's still sustaining. If it were playing you'd hear it. XD

[stratikeo]

Spinal Tap ftw!

[fabooster]

Lol XD

[khfanforever69]

I cracked up when Shanon said 'but you're too emo to realize it'

LOL XD ROTFLMAO!! KANON IS NOT EMO JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!!

[KissOnMyDeity]

"Too emo to realize it" XDD

[TheLostYohan]

I lold