Cave Johnson vs. Andrew Ryan

[StuffedAnimalPlanet]

Big Daddy > Combustible Lemons

[eddieremember]

Im not sure... gonna have to think about this one for a while.

[jase276]

It's absolutely no contest,c'mon guys we all know it's Andrew Ryan

[WHITEOUTbomber8]

Made a decision,even though I like portal more,but,what does Johnson have? A few turrets? traps? Andrew has hordes of delinquents,including,bid daddy,so,Andrew Ryan is crazier.

[WHITEOUTbomber8]

Hard choice :(

[carmelman13]

Hahaha silly steve we all know valve can't count to 3

[GamecubeGalore]

Can anyone explain to me how they know it takes place in Michigan. My friend told me aperture is in the upper peninsula.

[walleclub]

@GamecubeGalore Since Portal 1 we knew Aperture was located in Cleveland, Ohio. But in Portal 2, down at old Aperture, where there are some of Aperture's awards (The room after the main lobby, after Cave's first/second line) there are also newspapers stating that Aperture beggined as a salt mine in Michigan.

[Vlaxerman343]

cave johnson would burn his rapture down, with lemons

[Kestrelis]

I know that Andrew Ryan was the superior industrialist, but I feel like I should go with Cave solely because if he doesn't, he'll burn down Rapture with combustible lemons.

[dan32663266]

Cave johnsen here

[MAKKEBAKKE]

Mr. House wins, end of story.

[zachywacky10]

Mw1 2 3

[sparkie1j]

Yea andrew ryan is imressive but does he have an army of mantis men equiped with combustable lemons???? Didnt think so

[DanK3l14]

Valve cant count to three remember

[jking6155]

Im sorry, as much as i respect Cave Johnson, Andrew Ryan is the clear victor. Cave Johnson became the president of a company, Andrew Ryan became a god.

[Ziggist123]

well dont choose cave johnson... he'll just burn your house down... with lemons

[TttDelgadottT]

The combustible lemon part won me over...

[Anthraxinternational]

Cave all the way.

[VivaSaysHi]

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

[GamePodify]

Whould you kindly vote for Adrew Ryan

[1010armyboy]

Cave

[tckrasnai]

Would you kindly vote for ANDREW RYAN

[H3llJump3r402]

COMBUSTABLE LEMON WTF

and no Cave says ''when life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch the world wonder how you did it

[managedon2]

Cave Johnson

[NarutoYaoiFa]

Cave Johnson

His combustable lemons rant won me over

[WillemDafoeismyuncle]

Andrew Ryan

[CosmicCrater1]

Andrew Ryan

[Lesya258]

Andrew Ryan

[DragonfameDracas]

This did not do Cave Johnson justice, it didn't cover his craziest experments such as turning blood into gas or turning people into mantis men.

[zapofdeath308]

when life gives me lemons I don't make lemonade i'm mad like cave Johnson I got lemon grenades

[TheBodomDeath]

Cave Johnson is great but Andrew Ryan is just brilliant. Andrew Ryan FTW!

[EvilZebra333]

Lemon plasmid

[2theothers2]

Pffff Cave Johnson was as much as a entrepreneur as Steve Jobs.... Now I'd like to see GLaDOS versus LAMB!!!

[MegaAchilles23]

Johnson is great but in all honesty who's choosing him JUST b/c Portal 2 is more recent?

[111urnotme]

shouda been andrew ryan versus Mr house

[famtomerc]

ANDREW RYAN FTW

[damexican62]

Andrew Ryan

[EnablerStudios]

Caution: Flammable Lemons

[kidlink4OoT]

2:43 Read number 2 in the portal creation! :D

[averydade]

Would you kindly give Andrew Ryan my thumbs up?

[JuggalocodeChile1988]

ANDREW RYAN!!!

[Adata273]

Cave Johnson

[seandoyle091]

Cave Johnson



[DrSkullhedface]

Cave Johnson...

[ItzBoredom]

Andrew Ryan

[onnieIND]

Andrew Ryan!!!!

[Holynotch]

Chuck Norris.

[ussopking]

rapture was a utopia, a paradise, then andrew ryan gave cave johnson lemons and johnson BURNED HIS HOUSE DOWN WITH COMBUSTABLE LEMONS!!!!!!

[useurname123]

ok now i learned how to reject lemons, when my mother will give lemons, ill go into a tantrum and burn the lemon with combustible lemon XD

[AcidFlames247]

Andrew Ryan

[kidlink4OoT]

I mean lemon not lemonade.

[kidlink4OoT]

Why the Bioshock rapture place was destroyed an screwed up. Because Cave Johnson threw a combustable lemonade in it! *And DESTROYED most of rapture!*

[ScattySafari]

Cave Johnson.Lemon rant FTW.

[nickynoos21]

I LOVE BOTH CHARACTERS WHO DO I VOTE FOR!?!?!?!?!?!

[RobloxProuductions]

cave johnson rules

[jvdthwip]

I thought glados had caroline's consciousness not cave's

[ebilyconderoy]

@jvdthwip it is

[Intercanumetlupum]

lets see golf clubs or incendiary lemons? yea iam go with the lemons...

[Everready67]

That guy sucked at representing Cave Johnson.

[Lionist132]

COMBUSTIONABLE LEMONS

[MisterZombyWoof]

I've played both, and I have to say that Cave would just cream with bastard.

WITH SCIENCE!

[THELASTMASTA]

I'm only gonna vote for cave for two reasons, 1 never played bioshock (sorry), and 2 cave is fucking hilareous! But don't hate me bioshock people I'm sure there awsome reasons to vote for Andrew that I'm not aware of

[The1andOnlyDANIMAL]

really? is it even a question? Andrew Ryan built a city under the ocean in the 1940's...thats POWER

[jvdthwip]

@The1andOnlyDANIMAL Aperture Laboratories are entirely underground.

[dja9891721]

cave johnson.

[tah2111]

you lame if you vote for cave johnson portal is for super nerds

[iTzSparklez]

@tah2111 Okay. Your opinion matters.

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@tah2111 Your just mad because you can't even get far enough in the game to hear Cave Johnson :P

[facepalmgiver]

Whoever doesn't vote for Ryan hasn't played Bioshock

[jeraco11]

DOWN with Andrew Ryan... even in the game they dont like Ryan BUT Cave Johnson omg the best ever, creating the portal gun. i would like to see Andrew make something like that

[wick3dwick]

cave johnson pwnificate

[MSgtPyro]

Andrew Ryan FTW!!!



[SuperAwesomeDrago]

before now ive never heard of andrew rayan so of course im going to choose Cave Johnson

[kroothound]

cave johnson, the MAN the MYTH the LEGEND

[MissleMan13]

They are both soo goood im voting for both of them!

[1monkeymaster]

cave johnson he made a army of mantis men

[magnum9er]

Andrew Ryan, anyone who disagrees is a child who enjoys 'lol lemons XD'

[CuboidEMU]

Cave Johnson

[chrisdelvalleisgreat]

please dont make me choose

[ViciousDeliciousIV]

Never played bioshock but the way he described it made me regret not.picking it u. I'm a die hard portal fan but this Guy did not do justice for Mr. Johnson. He didn't even mention how funny the man was

[gwynangel1]

Cave Johnson!

[BikkiKobayashi]

Too bad I missed the vote. I would have gave it to Cave Johnson.

[Lokuulio]

Steve. Cave Johnson is a man I respect and look up too. Andrew Ryan is a man I bludgeoned to death with a golf club.

[Fatcowonabus]

@Lokuulio But only because he told you to, that is a man with power

[rentonfreak]

Cave Johnson. and it was wheat field you moron. not a cornfield

[bekitoxful]

well ryan fucked up an entire underwater city turning the citicens into cannibals,Drug addicts and girls killers

and kave jhonson is freaking hilaryous specialy in the lemons part LOL

[DjRavencore]

quote fail

[EvilZeno]

Cave Johnson is a hilarious guy and good business man and created a great company, but come on!

Andrew Ryan established a whole freakin' underwater city free from the chains of government and religion and filled with some of the world's best scientists! He's also a very powerful speaker. Every line that spews from that man's mouth is pure genius.

[TimelessOne123]

Cave Johnson wins for the lemon grenades XD

[mell30matic]

i love portal but i had no idee hoo cave johnson was i olny playd portal 1  but andrew ryan is 1 of my favrod game charecters ever

[TheInconspicuousWire]

Lemon+Grenade=LEMONADE?

[duathadruid]

@TheInconspicuousWire When life gives me lemons i don't make lemonade, I'm mad like cave Johnson i make lemon grenades.

[jpdias11]

Cave Johnson

[RAYtheIMAN]

lemon grenades ftw

[Daymin2]

cave johnson, lemon grenades

[Sn1p3rKwT10]

LEMONS UNITE!!

[Keb31415926535897932]

Andrew Ryan was fucking insane. He turned Rapture into a psychopathic city full of insane, cannibalistic drug addicts who would kill little girls and rummage through corpses for their next fix.

All Cave Johnson did was help create a robot that painlessly euthanized a company full of scientists.

For being a complete badass, my vote goes to Andrew Ryan.

[jericoferrari55]

Caroline: But sir!

[Forggeter]

I went on a rampage learning about Andrew Ryan cause i've never played bioshock and now my opinion is Andrew Ryan. Cave Johnson is a parasite, Ryan is a man.

[sithmastur]

Andrew Ryan.

[tookeyface1]

Cave Johnson

[dwarfitup]

Frank West vs Chuck

[Kronosfall91]

Cave Johnson is funny, Andrew Ryan is awesome xD

[phinneas100]

mario vs conic vs chrash thumbs up for a grate versus

[ak318]

i have a suggestion sgt johnson vs the covanent both from halo another suggestion is the covenant (halo) vs the flood((halo) vs the repers (mass effect)

[AngelicBeatdown]

@ak318 Just shut up.

[TheBiggFizz]

@AngelicBeatdown hey hating is bad

[ak318]

i have a suggestion sgt johnson vs the covanent both from halo

[DAL98546]

halo br vs dmr

[jampotkwl]

Cave JOHNSON!

[diz096]

I LOVE Cave but Andrew Ryan hands down he just feels so real and his dialogue is great.

[DAL98546]

they should do bf3 vs halo aniversary vs mw3

when it comes out

[milesthumbsprower]

CAVE JOHNSON!!!!!

[andy4life200]

I think that cave johnson should win. He just goes all out on his ideas, and nothing could stop him. (Besides moon rocks :P) Andrew Ryans idea was actualy not that crazy, and ehat made rapture so crazy was the citizens the abuse from that Adam or Atom or whatever. So cave johnson all the way.

[Sylar860]

Andrew Ryan easily

[awsome2031]

cave johnson!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[normalguycap]

I thought we were going to hear their voices together and we'd judge. This was a let down.

[buzzmaster3D]

god u guys make these episodes so fucking slow!!. and make a fucking fun episode. ur fucking out of ideas

[alphashadow089]

cave johnson: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!

[tonkla001]

cave jonson can burn rapture with lemon!

[RickyForStation]

Andrew Ryan

[TheSanderzeb]

halo arbiters: Ripa moramee halo wars vs thel vadamee halo 1 and 2 !!!!!!!!1

[Samisfunkadelic]

Cave Johnson every time

[CCPEACEoriginal]

alex mercer vs the hulk

[CCPEACEoriginal]

Leon Kennnedy vs Chris Redfield

[jdog45ify]

andrew ryan



[spongebot64]

CAVE JOHNSON AS HE GAVE ME LEMONS FOR MY LEMONADE STAND.

[ballsbunny123]

versus is so much better with steve and larson!

[dan1stheman23]

My favorite cave johnson line, "it's too bad those asbestos farmers had to close their doors...They had a lot of medical bills to pay."

[OrganicSpade]

Long live Cave Johnson!

[lorenzo050008]

Andrew Ryan, obviously...but there's too many Portal fanboys, so Johnson is gonna win.

[AlfaWAR]

Cave Johnson.

[TheMTeam7]

The power of the combustible lemons will crush the soul of Andrew Ryan

Cave Johnson is pure awesome in its undiluted form

[KaitouYouko]

Cave Johnson is clearly the more insane of the two. If I knew why... if I had a hint as to why, my mind would probably explode.

[conorglynn8]

Cave for the win

[koolguy17]

Cave Johnson can burn your house down with lemons. That is all.

[twoforsixate]

Rapture's very own Andrew Ryan!

[Moosterton]

Am i the only one who says Andrew Ryan..?

[enterprise0709]

now you make it me hard...

hmm....

I think i go with cave johnson.

Why?

2 words:

Combustible lemons

[dissingu]

Andrew Ryan!

[OhHeyImBridget]

Portal was set in Idaho not Michigan.

[JustAtyper]

Rapture, Humans are still alive, just a bit crazy.

Aperature Science, humans died since there was no cake and killer Robots. There are also testing clones...

[panseroti123]

megaman vs metroid

[Dredndeath]

Andrew Ryan baby

[whiteganser]

A man chooses, a slave obeys. AKA: A man chooses Ryan, a slave chooses Cave.

[xxcage223]

3:50 really i have one to half life epsoide 3

[dragonkiller1019125]

alcatraz from crysis vs master chief from halo

[xDeceitfuls]

Cave Johnson

[2brandflakes]

bioshock all the way

[2brandflakes]

hell yeah halo needs to make a money itll make more money then star wars ever did



[d34m0nh0st]

what about the mann brothers or saxton hale?

[osgorb]

even though i like them the same amount i'll have to vote for andrew ryan.... sorry.

[MetalShadowChaos]

cave johnson should win, but he wasnt well vouched for here, personally this video makes this ryan dude seem like a better person to vouch for. Cave still wins. Everyday.

[totheface13]

Ace bobojonson gay boy

[Nowheremovies]

CAVE JOHNSON!

[proideot]

andrew ryan or cave johnson... I CANT CHOOSE!!!! MEH HEAD IS ABOUT TO *BOOM*

[JESUSboy985]

andrew ryan !!!

[MrSlayer238]

when life gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD

[R0flc0pter1000]

Cave Johnson !!!!

[MarkingItUp15]

Cave Johnson!

[bigsteamfan]

I'm so sick of Portal 2 after completing it THREE TIMES and seeing DOZENS of Let's Plays from my favorite YouTubers.. That I'm gonna vote for Andrew Ryan even if I'm not that excited about BioShock...

[Wideowatcher123]

Cave Johnson all the way

[M4Nt1sP]

PEOPLE ,THIS IS A COMPETITION BETWEEN CAVE JOHNSON AND ANDREW RYAN ,NOT BETWEEN PORTAL AND BIOSHOCK SO HAVE THAT IN MIND BEFORE VOTING.

[oppox7]

cave johnson

[Xamus37]

cave johnson

[MrGreenBeanz]

Andrew Ryan was trying to create a utopia. He just went about it really badly. Cave Johnson is just crazy. Trying to invent a combustible lemon and shit. Weird man, just weird.

[CampingWithNuts]

Cave johnson any day

[MattyMarshun]

I love Cave Johnson. In terms of personality, Cave, every time. However, in terms of what they achieved, how much initiative they have proven themselves to have and "Getting shit done", Andrew Ryan. He reinvented civilization and it would have worked, should those who populated his new world been able to resist temptation. however, humans have never proven themselves to be made of steel. They want to do something, they do it. There's a reason we have a government: People are stupid.

[Trumaust7]

i would just like to take this time out to express the undisputed, absolute fact that LEBRON IS BETTER THAN KOBE

[xJesusHD]

andrew ryan

[mdude44]

Cave Johnson



[BombedDTL13]

I would have picked Cave, but Larson's argument for Andrew, made me pick Andrew Ryan