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  • Ιουυ αιδια

  • Demi looked so beautiful in the lasts scene.... minus the blood, unless you're into the whole blood bath thing. hahahaha. :P

  • lmao That fortune teller didnt tell her that she was gonna die. hahaha

  • Damnit. . . . .I wanted Kathy to come back from the dead and kill Charles.

  • charles = 0bama...

    he's fat because he sucked 100,000 muslim cocks all his life. *lol*

  • @runsaber1

    ur a bitch stfu and have fun watching

  • 7:00 ewok battle cry

  • why didn't i see that coming. it was simple and yet i didn't get it

  • I have never heard words with such emotional strength:

    "IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NOBODY CAN!"

    Oh, so romantic... <3<3<3

  • I'm on Charlies side, because Cathy was a real bitch to him for most part of the episode and her only intentions were to take his money. Although the other point is, that it would suck being a housewife and doing all that work... Two good arguments, I'm still on Charlies side though.

  • @MovieMan9991 Amen on every side of that bill.

  • @FlippyKrueger Thanks for the praise, give me an AMEN!....

  • Man I can't decide who to root for

  • She was fucking that fat-ass for 3 months to be killed once she had all the money?. Damn, that really was bad luck girl xD if I was her, I would've, at least, pay a stripper or something before I was killed :P

  • he doesn't deserve dat treatment.. i mean.. cum on.. put urself in his shoes.. if the person u luv did dat?? wudn't u jst die inside?!!

  • @bossday09 Welcome to my world, I already have... Her name was Deanna.

  • That didn't deserve the death penalty. That was 2nd degree murder. That's about 15-17 years in prison. It wasn't premeditated. He didn't plan to stab her to death.

  • I have more sympathy for Charlie than Cathy.

  • Give me a night with 1990s Demi Moore and I will die happy :)

  • Demi great actress and so georgeus

  • she was cold as ice in this one, hated her character. felt bad for charlie, he was far more likeable. he had a good heart.

  • Charlie shouldve been pardoned!

  • Yea, I was wondering why the fuck did she go home? Just call him and break up with him by phone.

  • Demi Moore is hot as hell and I have to say that her voice turns me on as a mo' fucka!

  • Next time, bitch, don't fuck aruond with people. You whore.

  • Female, and I had more sympathy for Charlie.

  • Sick story. But she should have had all the options without someone breaking the law. It is not against the law to "dig for gold". For another fat slob who gets a good workout for his own good search beach fight 3itachi3

  • thats why you don't mess with people's feelings, you can get hurt

  • They both pretty much got what was coming to them. A murderer and a gold digger-lol! Talk about imploding psychotics ticking away. No sympathy; that's why TFTC is such a good show. This reminds me of Anna Nicole Smith=greedy b^*(h. There's just no way chicks like that don't have it coming and murderers always had that spirit in their hearts waiting for some half wit to unleash the fury. LOL! Funny episode-make more. Good lines.

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  • As a woman, I have no sympathy for Cathy, the greedy little golddigger.

    She married the guy thinking he'd get rich or had money somewhere then when she gets the money she goes back and taunt him and it set him off. She used and abused him. She got what she deserved.

    Charlie totally did NOT deserve to die in the chair.

  • @2335dark

    I don't know about that. Cathy being a golddigger she surely deserved her just desserts but Idk about being murdered. Perhaps a Prenuptial Agreement. Which in a way, amounts to the same thing.

  • madam vornum is actually kinda sexy to be honest

  • That's what you get, you gold digging bitch!

  • i laughed my ass off when she was getting stabbed to death. it was so funny, and the fat guy screaming, lol.

  • Ungrateful slut: Guy is so nice, generous and kind to her, and she treats him with such disdain. She got exactly what she deserved. He should have been pardoned and released instead of executed.

  • What a stupid bitch! Why the fuck did she go home after getting that check? I would've taken that check and got the fuck out of town!

  • @LadyLotus74 Exactly! Her own pride got her killed! She should've left without a word.

  • @Cazxiro Yeah, that would've been my second choice. I don't understand why she came back to get her clothes if she was already a millionaire and could afford new things anyway....but, then that wouldn't have made a very scary ending, huh?

  • @LadyLotus74 Probably to get her stuff or brag about it.

  • @Phillo127 I guess we can't blame her for that. :-)

  • @LadyLotus74 I agree she and her stupidity got her killed

  • @LadyLotus74 Hey, Idiots are gonna be idiots

  • WORST. PSYCHIC. EVER.

  • One of the best eps from TFTC.

  • That's what gold-digging whores deserve!

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  • "That clearly goes to show, u can't play with peoples feelings no matter the circumstances"!

  • "That Charlie...what a cut-up." I love the crypt keeper's corny sense of humor.

  • I like how quickly he raised the knife @ 6:07! LOL

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  • OMG his face was pricless when she called him a slob at 3:53

  • I bet it smelled like ham in that room after they shocked him.

  • This was a dark episode....

  • He should've shoved his 25 foot cock up her ass 4000 or 5000 times

    he would see an improvement in her attitude

  • Even thought she was a golddigger he only asked her out becuz she was beautiful, its not like who wouldve been interested if she looked like him so no one should blame her for what she did

  • @Kourtney305:

    Even though he was a slob, she only asked him out becuz she thought he was rich its not like she wouldve been interested if he was poor like her so no one should blame him for what HE did

  • @Kourtney305:

    To clarify my last response, I'm not condoning what this guy did, but you know what, you girls should take this as a cautionary tale. You don't know what you're unleashing inside a man when you fuck with his emotions.  Especially for a shallow reason such as money.

  • @sigmaK9 yea its a lot more male serials killers than women so i agree. Watch out for the ugos ladies!

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  • @Kourtney305 men deserve to get sex to, you know. so if they are physically undesirable and they have to improve their appearance, then fine. but most men would rather kill themselves than knowingly go the rest of their lives without with women. and women should urgently crave immediate, casual sex with random men AS MUCH as vice versa. you need to realize mens' needs, including sexual needs are also important. death is better than life without any sex.

  • @Steveman27 -_-

  • @Steveman27 "women should urgently crave immediate, casual sex with random men" WTF?! look man youre really messed up in the head. thats why so many ppl have stds, unwanted kids, and abortions.

  • @Kourtney305 Also, not only should all women sexually prefer men over women every single time, but men shouldn't have to be rich or have some awe-inspiring fame just for women to sexually want them since women don't have to have any of that for men to sexually want them. most men would rather kill themselves than knowingly go the rest of their lives without sex with women, women should need sex with men AS MUCH as vice versa. maybe more men should be more open about their desire for polygamy.

  • @Steveman27 it seems like ur bias when it comes to men. I bet u are a guy

  • @Steveman27

    I spy with my little eye... someone who has never gotten laid.

    VIRGIN!

  • @irishkerri whats wrong with being a virgin?

  • @Steveman27 depending on how you answer these 3 questions

    1)What kind of car do u drive?

    2)What do you do?

    3)Are you going to buy me a drink?

    lol

  • OMG! Cartman killed Kyle! Then they killed Cartman! You bastards!

  • that was stupid the fortune teller said the man would inherit money from his uncle not from her.

  • @xxLilJXxX ummm no she didnt.. she just said he will inherit money

  • @beguiledmind yes she did go back & look! y do think she got so mad the fortune teller because she didnt inherit the money from him she won it!

  • Hmm, self-fulfilling prophecies. Shakespeare would be proud.

  • @SkullOfYorick OOoo good call

  • I want to fuck

  • That was a very interesting plot bravo tales from the crypt hahahaha

  • he was basically chris chan

  • thanks for uploading tales from the crypt!!

  • Charlie Marno =ugly mother+fat bastard

  • He should of had some last words. "I'm Charlie Marno....Blow me."

  • What she didn't understand from the jump that it was a "BIG TWIST" Never trust a medium.

  • @120boywonder no the moral of the story is pay the $20, she never did watch the clip again she just took it and left...

    8:23 nice last line

  • "If I can't have you, nobody can!!!!"

  • The woman should have pointed a gun to that fat fuck who murdered her and shot him dead before his strike with the knife.

  • Damn...in a white dress too! It's a bitch to get blood out of white!

  • "If I cant have you, no one will!" and thats why you pack up and leave your lover while they're not at home

  • @LetsGo6009 No kidding! I can't believe how stupid she was!

  • @arch571332 She was arrogant and never imagined he would just snap. This episode seriously made me think twice about ppl

  • 7:38 Doh! [homer] Damn no last words lolz

  • Typical female.

  • ONE OF MY FAVS.....THEY DON'T MAKE EM LIKE THIS ANYMORE

  • that was definitely a scary episode (well.....it is tales from the crypt, they all are!!). i must get the complete dvd set soon, it's worth it. (-or can i watch these episodes on netflix???)

  • at 218 keep pressing play she says demi moore

  • Lol this is freaking hilarious!!

  • @TheWitchWay YES she is a golddigger who got what she deserved! She had palnbs on using him for his money and joked about him dying so she could get it! Are you serious?? I answered this months ago and here you are answering THIS about a TV SHOW you sick mental case? WHOSE the douche bag you crazy psycho? You must be a dman golddigger that was put on the spot you crazy bitch!

  • If i could only tell Demi what a dooch Bruce willas was going to turn into.

  • At least she's honest. Now.

  • if you ever get lucky in life never rub your success in some one elses face

  • this send a message to all gold diggers

  • @15551cue No doubt.

  • he takes up 75% of the bed in 1:30, damn fat pig

  • She's fucking stupid. I would have cashed the check and NEVER went back to that house! lol

  • 5:20 RUN BITCH!!!!!!!!!

  • I wouln't marry fat ugly women,even they have millions $.It would be better to stay poor or middle,that pay the wage of the deadly sin.Love of $ is means of all evils,and it has a deadly price.Fear God and obey His Will!

  • @RobotShoppingCenter your prescription is ready for pick-up buttercup.

  • man i really gotta hand it to you im sure it wasnt easy bringing all this kick ass tales from the crypt to youtube you fuckin rock dude whoever you are thank you for the tftc

  • @sacmanzack i completely agree lol

  • great song and omg so creepy during the stabbing part

  • That's some sick hilarious shit.

  • Fine Stein said the guy was in love, which was why he killed her. I'm open to the possibility that his ego made him do it. The message that stood out the most to me was that the future can be revealed to a person and the person still not really know it. eso's milana seloma levoe can tell ya the deal

  • That fat fuck killed Demi...even if she was a bitch she was hot.

  • GENIUS, SHE WON MONEY, HE GOT MONEY AFTER KILLING HER, THEN HE GOT KILLED, AHAHAHAHA WHAT A TWIST!

  • DAMNNN that fortune teller was a biiiiitch!!

  • Fuking fat pig... !!

  • If someone treats me like that id kill it...

  • i wonder what the customers future told at the end of the scene

  • brilliant 

  • fuck the fat dude

  • why did she go back any.it not like she didnt have the money to by new clothes

  • dude that guy is.... of hell i forgot his name damn. right when i reconized him!!!!

  • tht was twisted

  • Aww, poor Cathy. I wanted her to see that fat, sleazy, repulsive and eventually psychotic pig off to his grave.

  • @PurushaDesa I think you are a woman to think about it like that. Didnt you see what he wanted to do when she came home after winning the prize. He wanted to surprise her by making a dinner for both of em, he loved her in his own way. He thought she loved him too for what he is but when she destroyed him emotianelly its no wonder he got crazy. I can symphatize with him

  • @f8j3jn

    "I think you are a woman to think about it like that."

    It's a shame that's your opening sentence because you went on to make a reasonable point that at least could have been worth arguing about. Are you seriously using the word 'woman' as a pejorative?

  • @PurushaDesa Why are you feeling sorry for Cathy? She was a bitch to him who treated him like crap.

  • @MsKira1313

    It was a shallow marriage from the outset. He was never in love. He was a big baby who wanted sex and looking after from a beautiful woman. She wanted the inheritance and so fed, fucked and cleaned up after him 24 hours a day. She finally didn't need the money, exposed their phoney relationship, was about to leave - *and so he slaughtered an unarmed woman like an animal*. I'm not condoning golddiggers but fuck 'im - at best he was a manchild, at worst he was a psychopath.

  • @PurushaDesa But still, he may have been disgusting to look at or let alone have sex with, but he was a human being. He didn't deserve to be treated like that. I don't think he wanted to just have sex with her; he did love her, but she treated him like crap and that's unforgiveable. I did not feel sorry for her at all.

  • @MsKira1313

    Just as a small final point. In line with my general anti-murder stance here, I don't condone his execution either.

  • @MsKira1313 i am laughing so hard over the fact that both of you argued over a TV show aired like, 30 years ago :D

  • @deathendz The show is 21 years old and we are not arguing over the show.

  • @MsKira1313 yea , you guys are so not arguing over it, exactly, totally not arguing over the show, highly believable, totally believable

  • @deathendz We're just commenting about this episode, not arguing. That's all. Other people on Youtube are commenting about Tales From the Crypt on here as well, so can't others have a say in this? You're just trolling aren't you?

  • @MsKira1313 me troll? nope, i'm just a guy that got bored waiting for his video to load and hence read the comments, laughed at how seriously you guys/girls were taking the show and hence got scolded vulgarities at.

  • @deathendz Isn't this what the Youtube comments are for? It's because we're giving our opinions about this episode and nobody is shooting vulgarities at anybody. We're handling this like adults here. You're a troll. Plain and simple; you're looking to start an argument here, starting with me. Not gonna work. You have nothing better to do than make unnecessary comments here.

  • @MsKira1313 yeap, real mature, well i'm just gonna stop now, because i really, really don't want to start an argument that i'm probably gonna lose.

  • @deathendz The show is 21 years old and we are not arguing over the show. Why the fuck should you care?

  • @MsKira1313 and jeez, i was just joking, no need to jump on your menstrual cycle and act all "you're a troll because you contradicted me". chill out

  • @deathendz

    Yeah, I'm with @MsKira1313 on this one. It's a comments section, mate. We're talking about the programme. You're talking about people's periods. If the most 'chilled out' person on the forum is the one throwing around personal attacks, then relaxation is vastly overrated.

  • Serves that golddigging ho right! You play with people's emotions and money worship, you get what you get! No pity from me! lol

  • @PurushaDesa,lol tell me about it i've been with a Big Man Child lol they SUCK !

  • @chutubeme

    LOL. I'm sorry to hear that.

  • @PurushaDesa Well thanks for stating the obvious... Besides, I think he really did love her.

  • @PurushaDesa But what does that say about you, hummm ??

  • @71259mark

    Not much other than I don't think bad marriages should be punishable by death.

  • @PurushaDesa If I had my way, a lot more things would be punishable by death. Kind of my little way of "thinning the herd"

  • @71259mark

    Care to list a few things that you'd 'upgrade' to capital punishment?

  • @PurushaDesa Glad to:

    Pulling out in front of me in traffic, Using the word "flounder" as a verb, when the correct word is "founder" (sadly, due to its constant misuse however, it is becoming tolerable in some circles to use "flounder"), wearing plaid, Incorrectly stating that this or that actor or actress played in a certain movie, when the real person looks nothing like the one they're mistaking him for, Sitting behind me in a theatre and BLABBING like a mindless baboon.

  • @PurushaDesa How about you ?

  • @71259mark (1/2)

    Can't argue with maiming chatterboxes in the cinema. Two videos you might want to look at are 'Watchmen Ruined' by The Amazing Atheist ( v=hjDFz-eJCDU ), and 'The Moviegoers Code of Conduct' with my favourite film critic Mark Kermode ( v=_A-KV_xkrnc ).

  • @71259mark (2/2)

    I guess I have issues with tartan as well. People who call kilts 'skirts' make my Shoot to Kill list. And I suppose if people insist on calling tartan 'plaid', then at least pronounce the 'ai' so it rhymes with 'paid' and not 'pad'. Also, I'm with Bill Maher when it comes to anyone who qualifies a statement with, "Well I'm a Christian". You can usually expect that to be the point where someone stakes a monopoly on morals, and tries to justify acting towards others like a cunt.

  • @PurushaDesa Anyone who prefaces an unchristian like comment with "I'm a Christian (but)", is a pretend Christian, like the cookie Fred Phelps crowd, for instance.

  • @71259mark

    We differ on whether they are counted as Christian or not. When trying to find objective definitions for such groups, level of aggression and denominational fiefdoms should not be our concern. The Westboro Baptist Church meet the broadest definition in that they believe in the key holy text, and that Jesus is the Son of God. Similarly we can't just discount Muslims who kill people for political convenience - if they believe in God, The Quran and Mohammed they're part of the category.

  • @PurushaDesa If you claim to be a Christian, and behave in a manner contrary to Christ’s teachings, and at the same time declare that behavior to be in his name, then I’m sorry, you would be what I call a hypocrite, or a “pretend Christian”.

    It’s not enough to believe the basic tenets of the church. Do you “walk the walk” or just “talk the talk”?

    Muslims who kill in the name of Mohamed are an evil extreme of the same hypocrisy.

    

  • @71259mark (1/2)

    I don't think that's playing fair when it comes to categorisation. Then it just becomes a battle between those who say "Oh and one of the criteria is you're super-nice to everyone", skewing the numbers to their advantage instead of addressing the actual tenets and behavioural direction of the people in the movement, and changing those beliefs and the labels accordingly, so that every ideological community shifts the burden of responsibility.

  • @71259mark (2/2)

    It'd be selective of the facts for the Conservative Party to say, "Oh and you're not a Tory if you kill people" when the only requirement is someone who agrees with enough of the manifesto to give them their vote. After admitting parts of a ideological demographic commit immoral actions (i.e.; the intellectual honesty to say there are Christians, Muslims, Hindus, and anti-theists who cause harm) then the debate can begin about whether or not that ideology is the main cause.

  • @PurushaDesa No. It's simply doing what Christ instructed, "Take up your cross, and follow me" It's not complicated, nor is it subject to a lot of interpretive spins. You either take up your cross and follow him, or you don't. It has nothing to do with being nice to everone. A shepherd, while tending his flock, has to at times, fight off the wolves.

  • @71259mark

    If religious figures weren't subject to interpretation, there wouldn't be various denominations. It is not the role of the state, its census taker or any other official survey, simply dividing religious demographics to start engaging in a theological debate about 'Who is a wolf?', 'What counts as fighting?', 'Does this quote from Christ redact that one?', 'Who is Mohammed's true successor?', etc. Otherwise there would be no basic starting point for how to identify communities.

  • @PurushaDesa I wonder if we were somehow able to prupose those questions to Christ if he might agree that they are indeed as complex and vexing issues as you seem to think they are ?

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  • @71259mark (1/2)

    Don't know. What I do know is that for the action of trying to see Paris Hilton naked, a few Christians view that as 'unChristian' enough to warrant exclusion from the group, many view it as a sin but petty enough to be easily forgiven and still counted, and others who don't think it's a problem at all. The reason estimates for total number of Christians usually result in the answer 2 billion is because they didn't make the base criteria as narrow as 'People and Verses on Sex'.

  • @71259mark (2/2)

    You don't effectively examine behavioural trends and problems by starting with a narrow personal definition. You start with the broadest definition possible to see who agrees on the basics, like 'Do you accept the Bible?'. Then if trying to identify sub-groups like literalists, Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, Wahhabists, Sufis, etc., you drill down into decreasing increments like version, book, chapter, verse, interpretation, to identify sub-groups based on more nuanced details.

  • @PurushaDesa He who is without sin can cast the first stone. To condemn or forgive is within God's power alone. I don't claim to speak for Christ, but I think his thoughts on the matter would be simple put: "Hate the sin, but love the sinner, and encourage them to sin no more"

  • @PurushaDesa I am a pagan: HAIL ZEUS, JUPITER AND ESPECIALLY VENUS!

  • @PurushaDesa I think we can agree there are wrongs on both sides.

  • @PurushaDesa So this must be Eric Cartman's future.

  • that should happen to all women like that

  • i'd tap her

  • He should've seen she was a golddigger, the way she kept asking about money.

  • *muffled by food* "you missed a spot" - what a fat lazy turd. it wouldn't be so bad if he was at least a nice guy, but he's such a creep.... *shudders*

  • Interesting