Teaching Mr Safety to speak Australian

[kdeee69]

LOL I would slam the door in his face wtf it's put the jug on for a cuppa and if you called me a shelia I would think you had gotten lost on your way back to the bogan suburbs after to much chuffing billy :/

[AngryAussie]

@kdeee69 He was easy to confuse

[kdeee69]

@AngryAussie Aren't they all lol

[pawsian]

Oh God, I'm American and have been here for 5 years and no WAY someone would use the word billie or sheila. HA!

[AngryAussie]

@pawsian It's as if you'd only say that if you were playing a prank on a visitor

[TheRealJen]

This STILL makes me laugh, no matter how many times I watch it!

[AngryAussie]

@TheRealJen That's good :)

[xXFireCrystalWolfXx]

xD I say Kettle not Billy O.o

[LAWLoROFL]

oh my shit. did he actually do that

[AngryAussie]

@LAWLoROFL Yes he did

[aquawoelfly]

that cheezed me off

[kitkitmeow24]

I dont get it......

[kreysen]

Hahahaha

[RaspberryAnthem]

It's funny because foreigners actually fall for shit like this - I knew a Swedish girl who was told to rub some Vegemite behind her ears to stop her from being attacked by "drop bears " aka the Koala, lol she actually did it :b

[AngryAussie]

@RaspberryAnthem It's best to be careful

[jamabar]

who the fuck calls a kettle a billy???????????

[jamabar]

i don't say billy... unless i am literally camping and have a billy.

[AngryAussie]

@jamabar So you don't say it unless you say it. Thanks for clearing that up.

[jamabar]

@AngryAussie NO AS IN A BILLY WHAT YOU USE TO BOIL WATER. I SAY PUT ON THE BILLY IF IT IS A BILLY. I SAY PUT ON THE KETTLE IF ITS A KETTLE.

[AngryAussie]

@jamabar And a fuckwit is a stupid cunt who doesn't get a really fucking obvious joke.

[robertkeithmcdougall]

@jamabar Yeah, no-one calls a kettle a billy unless they're being silly. A billy is a pot on a campfire.

[ExplosivoHLBB]

I always say Z at the end, WXY Zee. Also we don't say coppa, or put the billy on.

I don't say Cheers all the time, I mainly say thanks.

I am an Australian myself but I actually don't have the accent.

[AngryAussie]

@ExplosivoHLBB You should be ashamed

[aden302000]

NO WE DONT!!!! no one says "put the billy on" any more! 

[AngryAussie]

@aden302000 But many people are too stupid to get an obvious joke

[cynnthemanevolant]

and i've never actually heard someone refer to it as a billy..

[SmellyAmpitz]

@cynnthemanevolant Thats the joke... nobody in australia uses most of the words... other than cheers, mate and a few others

[cynnthemanevolant]

@SmellyAmpitz oh haha i didn't realise thise video was satyrical.. which is strange considering what he has on his face...

[cynnthemanevolant]

i'm Australian and i say Zee.. and so do most people i know.

And you look like the guy from saw.

[AngryAussie]

@cynnthemanevolant That is an extremely backward habit

[SpazzKadet]

What happened after he yelled 'Crikey!' and ran off? xD

[AngryAussie]

@SpazzKadet I can't answer for legal reasons

[isabel3291]

im an aussie and only bogans say sheila haha

[AngryAussie]

@isabel3291 Well done you

[DruidTiagantar]

Put on CC XD

[funkypinkfluffything]

g'day Sheila.. could I ahh.. borrow some sugar for a..a.. boil a billy.. ah... boil a billy for a ah..... a cuppa!......Umm hahaha yeah.... CRIKEY!!!

[AngryAussie]

@funkypinkfluffything He kind of lost it

[petrifiedann]

FAIL!! Lol... boy I'm going to have a hard time recovering from this X[)

[AngryAussie]

@petrifiedann He tried!

[petrifiedann]

@AngryAussie Hehe yeah, and it's pretty cool he did :) 10 upon 10 for being epically entertaining.. ok I'm still laughing.... need to get it out of my system X[)

[wolvesveil]

heh, cheers. It mean yeah go to hell

[AngryAussie]

@wolvesveil Oh, OK

[wolvesveil]

@AngryAussie nuuuu! dont go AngryAussie! I was only quoting XD

[bloxtoz]

CRIKEY!!!!111!!!11!one!!

[AngryAussie]

@bloxtoz Indeed.

[crazyboutmezza]

does he know what thunder box means hahahahahahahahaha

[AngryAussie]

@crazyboutmezza Probably not

[crazyboutmezza]

@AngryAussie hahaha love how americans try to do our slang

[YaoiChan101]

Ahhh, this is gold! Gotta love messing with foreigners.

Haha!

[AngryAussie]

@YaoiChan101 It's always fun

[VortexProducer]

The end is the best bit haha.

[AngryAussie]

@VortexProducer It was a lot of fun

[electricwave101]

Can't believe you actuallly replied to my comment NICE!

[FoxhoundMoses]

saying "Gday Shelia" is the same as saying "Hello Woman". Would you say that? ha ha ha

[AngryAussie]

@FoxhoundMoses That's the point

[FoxhoundMoses]

@AngryAussie love it

[electricwave101]

beasty vid love your acsent :) spelt wrong

[AngryAussie]

@electricwave101 Glad you like my accent

[UnacceptableSocially]

At least he nailed 'crickey'

[AngryAussie]

@UnacceptableSocially He got quite good

[AngryAussie]

@slipknotrulez38 Glad you liked it

[MJfan421]

When he said, 'G'day mate' i thought he said vegemite...

By the way, what is on your face? Is it vegemite by any chance?

Oh, and NEVER call an aussie girl shiela, or you might get vegemite smeared on your face. Us aussies have an endless supply of the stuff. :P

[AngryAussie]

@MJfan421 It's a mask

[MysteriousChics]

P.S i heard opera say Aussy as well, why can't they ever get that right? lol

[TheConnor990]

im aussy i say zee not zed

[AngryAussie]

@TheConnor990 Then you need a smack in the head

[TheConnor990]

@AngryAussie hehe no thanx ill say zed :P you comented on me hehe and also is cory still in australia?

[AngryAussie]

@TheConnor990 Some say my teaching methods are extreme but I say they get results.

And this was shot over 3 years ago - Cory is back in the US

[TheConnor990]

hehe your awsem

[nebonit]

Teaching him proper english, nice. Zed :D

Or less known Gaol (jail)

[AngryAussie]

@nebonit It's important to learn

[MysteriousChics]

why do you want to talk like us? lol i dont say 'boil the billy' lol and sylar you just have bad luck lol

[AngryAussie]

@MysteriousChics Apparently you've never had fun fooling a tourist

[MysteriousChics]

@AngryAussie oh, i get what you mean :D but i just never used it that way lol

[Crossw0rd]

actually, us aussies call bongs billies. WHERES THE BILLY AT??

[an0nim0uz]

I love the angry mask.

[AngryAussie]

@an0nim0uz So do I

[razzleNfrenz]

whats on his face?

[AngryAussie]

@razzleNfrenz A mask

[chanandler14]

Who says billy? lol

[AngryAussie]

@chanandler14 People trying to fool Americans

[MUSCLES603]

I might move to Australia one day. I love Australians and their language

[AngryAussie]

@MUSCLES603 It's a great place to live

[chanandler14]

@MUSCLES603 It's called English.

[SharnsiR]

@MUSCLES603 It's called English ya goose

[MUSCLES603]

Does anybody have any advice on how to speak Australian including the accent? I love this language and the Australians.

[AngryAussie]

@MUSCLES603 This is the best advice I have

[timothytt547]

I am Australian... What Mr. Safety said was funny as hell... Man, you are No.1. No.2 is GTAMissions... Do you play GTA? (Grand Theft Auto?)

[AngryAussie]

@timothytt547 I'm a fan of GTA

[TheTruemouse]

I thought the entire English speaking nations would say 'cheers' meaning thanks and goodbye. Things really got weird while working in Rhien Main in Germany, I heard them saying "tschüs" (chews) which sounded almost like 'cheers' so I'd get into the habit of using 'cheers' regularly on the on the phone.

I was wondering why in the middle of me thanking someone they'd get angry and hang up on me.

[AngryAussie]

@TheTruemouse Language barriers are a laugh

[MAXIMILIANAIRE]

Its good to see strine coming back.

Here's a classic:

Sconna reign kite air-fridgley ferairs n airs.

[AngryAussie]

@MAXIMILIANAIRE Strine rules

[84Crystals]

Well done! Fucking hilarious and informative at the same time. Good to learn that it's "OZeee" not "Ausssie." That'll come in handy on my visit next year. Cheers from Texas!!

[AngryAussie]

@84Crystals That is very useful information

[ChocolateLovesSarah]

lol

[ivantwill]

another yank bashing video. chuffin daggy slags

[AngryAussie]

@ivantwill That's a very shallow reading of the video

[NodDisciple1]

Ozzie. XD

[Cholleca]

Im australian but I jave an American accent

[AngryAussie]

@Cholleca That's just wrong

[Jomachri]

I like that you interact with people from the internet..well,you don't just interact with people from the internet, you reach out to them in real life and that's really cool! :)

[AngryAussie]

@Jomachri Meeting people for real is the best thing about the internet

[AngryAussie]

@rachelsdimensions Calling an Aussie "mate" is good

[ThysiosX]

Crikey!

rofl.

[ObsurdityReformed17]

did he just say crikey? I'm pretty sure Aussies don't usually say that. ( as told by my aussie bf)

[AngryAussie]

@ObsurdityReformed17 Don't believe everything an Australian tells you

[ObsurdityReformed17]

@AngryAussie lol, I'll keep that in mind

[junodog20]

If I remember correctly, this is the first video of yours that I ever saw. (The first video I saw with you in it was Cory's "How to PISS OFF an Australian" one)

It's vaguely nostalgic now...

[AngryAussie]

@junodog20 It's a few years ago now

[MrZachareh]

Can I just say, strictly speaking, "zed" is correct. Regardless of dialect, "zee" isn't proper English.

And for the record, "H" is pronounced "eitch" not "Heitch".

Just saying (:

[AngryAussie]

@MrZachareh This is correct

[kevinbehbahany]

funniest thing ever seen, ha ha ha, good one

[AngryAussie]

@kevinbehbahany Cheers :)

[MariusNorge]

I must Watch this Video at SCHOOL! :(

[AngryAussie]

@MariusNorge Why is that bad

[MariusNorge]

@AngryAussie It's Bad! :( BTW, I like the end! :D

[Halafang]

Tend to agree with leelowz unless your still in the bush away from society no one says put the billy on.Pft put the kettle on. say put the billy on unless your a bushman you'll be laughed at as a tool and not the sharpest one in the shed either by sounds of it. what a bloody drongo.

[AngryAussie]

@Halafang And if you're too much of a fuckwit to get a joke then I have no time for you

[appygirl1000]

ROTFL @ the ending! XD croiky! Cory the rookie

[AngryAussie]

@appygirl1000 He kind of lost it at the end

[leelowz]

nobody would ever say put the billy on. ur full of it mate.

deanoz111222

[AngryAussie]

@leelowz One day you might wake up and realise you don't speak for everyone.

[whoo689]

LMAO@Mr. Safety's reaction. You'd think she went to the living room and got a gun after she said that.

[AngryAussie]

@whoo689 He did panic a bit

[theHRproductions]

CRKEY!! Lol. I can do the accent pretty good cause I play alot of uh Ty the tasmanian tiger.

[AngryAussie]

@theHRproductions I'm not sure that's authentic ;)

[gagginus]

"cheese"

[yurismir1]

@gagginus He actually said "cheers". I thought it was "cheese" at first too though. Then again, I'm a "septic".

[gagginus]

@yurismir1 ;D

[JMMFilms]

The ending was great! ha ha ha

[AngryAussie]

@JMMFilms Glad you enjoyed it

[vickiormindyb]

from Mindy-I hate when all the good-looking, decent men are married. (Referring to Mr. Safety)

I thought I was with a good guy, then he cheated. I *hate* when guys do that.

He tried to explain but I didn't want anything to do with him.

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb Sounds like a wise choice

[vickiormindyb]

A friend of mine wants to know if you Australians call a chat show a chat show.

He's from England, and he said you call lorries 'trucks.'

He wondered if you call chat shows 'talk shows.'

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb That probably varies from person to person

[queladon]

@vickiormindyb I'm from Australia and I call them 'trucks' and 'talk shows' respectively.

[CreeDaylen]

Funny, though perhaps Cory should have practiced a little more before going to your neighbor's house.

[AngryAussie]

@CreeDaylen He did kind of screw it up

[zoe456zoe]

im Australian and i always say zee

half the things you say arnt true, never in my life have a heard someone saying something like "boil the billy"

and sheilerss!! never heard that in my life!!

[AngryAussie]

@zoe456zoe You've never played "set up the tourist"

[knut005]

x, y said what ?

[Alexc3217]

How did the Americans get it so wrong, everyone else that speaks english says zed never zee. Also when they got mixed up between football and rugby then forgot the name rugby then made up the word soccer... Even Germans say FuBball (couldn't find the B-like symbol pronounced "ss")

[AngryAussie]

@Alexc3217 The vast majority of Australians say soccer

[Alexc3217]

@AngryAussie Really? I've heard a lot who say football... I supposed it depends on who you meet with that one

[plushieboy1234]

i can speak australian sometimes by accident.

[AngryAussie]

@plushieboy1234 That's weird

[plushieboy1234]

@AngryAussie i know right?

[vickiormindyb]

Blame Noah Webster. He's the one who changed half the words to 'separate us from our British ancestors.'

He took the u out of words like honour and neighbour, and he changed the 're' to 'er' in words like centre. His reason was that those words have their spelling origins in French, and insisted that it made no sense to use spelling rules of French for English words.

But not all his suggestions took hold. He wanted to spell believe w/ 2 e's instead of 'ie.'

I would go on but I ran out of space.

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb I'll take your word for that

[redfancentral101]

this is sooooo funny....but what did all that stuff mean and what was the neighbor's reaction....my computer is messed up so i couldn't hear a thing...

[AngryAussie]

@redfancentral101 There's too much to exp

[erkziltonz]

hahaha the end is so funny, but why did you tell him to say boil a billy? i just say 'chuck the kettle on' haha but it might be different depending on where abouts your from in australia??

[AngryAussie]

@erkziltonz Nobody says that - it was just setting him up

[erkziltonz]

@AngryAussie haha yeh good job! kinda worded my post wrong, just have never heard that phrase before seeing this vid

[euzanloz]

sheila is insulting lol

[AngryAussie]

@euzanloz It will get you in trouble

[glunktv]

That is so Hillarious! How did you keep yourself from bursting into laughter whilst teaching him to say something so ridiculously over the top?

[AngryAussie]

@glunktv Concentration ;)

[boo2ubam]

OMG this poor guy... you sent him over there to sat THAT.. Some girls take offence to the name 'Sheila'.

And nobody I know calls the kettle a billy....

[AngryAussie]

@boo2ubam Setting up the tourists is always fun

[boo2ubam]

@AngryAussie .. I know.. telling the tourists that come on buses to where I live about 'drop bears' that eat human brains is a laugh. The look on their faces..

[spacewesterns]

The end is so funny!

[AngryAussie]

@spacewesterns Thanks!

[440barbie]

LMFAOOO "cuppa cuppa cuppa CUPPA"

[OSGUIShow]

the last bit is a crackup

[AngryAussie]

@OSGUIShow I agree

[donreplies]

whatever he told the lady. what does it mean?

[AngryAussie]

@donreplies It's a mystery

[donreplies]

it was funny, but what does it mean anyway?

[AngryAussie]

What?

[Kyoko8587]

did i just hear "who the hell are you" in the ending? XD

[AngryAussie]

Yes you did

[Kyoko8587]

lol, poor Mr.Saftey! that person must of not liked him! =P

[TrixyStarz]

Haha, this was really funny.

[AngryAussie]

Glad you liked it

[AssieWhitePride]

Not hard to speak Aussie, well I say that because I'm Aussie haha :)

[AngryAussie]

That does make it easy

[MsMentalchick]

whats on your face ????

[AngryAussie]

A Mask