F.E.A.R. 2 - CPR - Use Tongue As Necessary

[chriskoloski32]

um...thats not true cpr...but whatever

[iMaheaa]

LMAO, EYEBROW.

[Impulse9090]

Step 6: Should you find yourself in a situation of Replica Soldiers, Armacham Black Ops Soldiers, and an Undead supernatural woman all trying to get you...

Repeat Step 3.

[henrylee0123]

LOL step 3 and 4.

[acullen113]

I hope noones heart never stopped

[acullen113]

OMG that is the BEST CPR procedure i have ever heard.

Please, what were those people at armacham beat in the head with shovles as part of their initiation?...oh wait i guess they were.

[spardante2000]

well it seems to me this was put by alma in her naive little girl subconcious... extremely creepy if you think about it

[Wobbely1wobble]

Yes! I get it now! No wonder Alma rapes you at the end, she went to a messed up school!!! That makes total sense!!!!!

[alfmonster68]

it a easter egg

[marythebeautifull]

@alfmonster68 "it" a easter egg? Who are you, the Hulk?

[alfmonster68]

@marythebeautifull i not a Hulk it is a easter egg

[001zombiekiller]

alma probably uses this because every damn time you get knocked unconsious you wake up with her lurking over you with her hair over her face. and a strange taste in your mouth

[Bulbasaurdude]

Step three says it all :D

[OsirisUk666]

finaly some esle who reads stuff like this in games :) i coulded stop laughing when i found this

[OLO992]

chick on the pictures is hot id fuck her, yes im desperate

[angelix]

Ah...so THAT explains what Alma is trying to do. She's just trying to practice CPR on your character!

[Rancid946]

@angelix exactly, no worries! :D

[cbrulz1]

@angelix have you seen the ending?

[ZabetPandemonium]

LOL that is great! I'm gona check that out now :D

[naruot123456789]

any hot girl can rescue me with a tounge in my mouth anyday.....

[qwerty4255]

Alma's guide to rape using rohypnol?

[niknak1830]

lmao easter egg

[spectre211]

lol i read it too. i had a a probles where i kept stopping too look at drawings on the wall. had to pay attention to detail

[MissFellfrosch]

It's so funny that someone took the time to read this.. XD

[smackdown1233]

damn use your tongue? damn that hot if a hot girl rescue grannies with tongue omg

[burnsy96]

Whats the bet all the male Armacham employes droped dead all at the same time when that poster was put up?

[adam000133]

lol the ends is funny. that is very helpful!

[bobknowsall]

Does anyone else here get the sense that this is a Movie CPR Instructional Poster? :P

[Razgriz85]

question: where exactly is this poster in the game ive been trying to find it

[TheUnknownHarbingers]

Step 6: Start doing elbow drops.. i.e. The People's Elbow.. don't forget to shake your tongue out of your audience.

[Razgriz85]

extra super helpful information to know in the future and having read that we are all CPR certified

[ShadowPrince7]

where is this in game? XD

[bombhim]

lol

[CaffeineLerky]

ha ha, I agree with Swift, that is super helpful :D

[bloodydragon]

no, youre supposed to be saving his life, not gettin him a hard-on.. D= aw i say shoot the person xD specially if its n this game. what if alma pops in ur face during CPR?

[Chocobow9]

Ask her to do the CPR, in exchange for secks

[bloodydragon]

XDD but shes a ghost/apparition lmao!

[ilovefall08]

" if he is still unresponsive he is dead "

LOL! that made me laugh XD

[adrian1996emo]

xDDD

[kikook222]

Uhhhh maybe it's hard to read jackass....

[kikook222]

Ever think he has a small Tv? Or a non HD Tv, which does blur the reading.

[Cathodeon]

i could hardly make it out with the lighting and angle

[IIEL3CTRiicKx]

HAHA, Fuck you are an idiot.

Do you have trouble understanding the simple concept that maybe its extremely small and hard to read?

[Hangmer]

hey swift, this is Varuuu's Youtube lurking account >_>.... ssshhh....

[swiftor]

Your secret is safe with me, and the Internet...

[ligerdrag20]

swift i have a delima should i get dead rising or left 4 dead im gonna get both.... just need to know which one 2 get first :P

[kingdemon815]

left 4 dead

[darklinkreturns]

Wow that was classic that makes me want the game even more!

[nikobelic37]

lmao man rubbing his belly ok this is not CPR is sex

[broncosboy34]

lol thats just wierd

[R3KIV]

use tongue as nessecary

[mactemp]

only you swift will find these lol

[pokemonMDT]

lol