The Elegant Guide to One-Night Stands

[multirabbit]

Whaaat? Who wrote that? ... I see.

Note to self: Never enter lady Morton's chambers.

[sierrakeila89]

Very funny I love this type of comedy

[budkin]

The scrubbing... good God.

[leapoffaith20]

You have no idea how much I enjoyed 1:50 through 2:10. Let's just say "a lot" shall we?

[tarlow00]

Your scrubbing reminded me of the SNL commercial "Compulsion" with Jan Hooks, Phil Hartman and company. Some narration:

"Narrator: She was an incandescant angel, dancing on the edge of a ritual that was both innocent and jejune... her translucent figure, glowing in the light and fire of her overwhelming passion. I wonder what was the greater transgression. Loving her, or abiding her immaculate madness?"

[sonicstep]

What camera was used to film this? The picture quality is very detailed and sharp. My goodness, what a view! You certainly bring a new meaning to a scrubber.

[Blargaldalien]

As you were scrubbing the floor, Lady Macbeth's "Out,out, damnned spot" line went through my mind...

[PatrickSingsASong]

It was highly beneficial to meet with you Daniel. Lols.

More please.

[enterjcs]

Too much makeup for such a pretty woman.

[ranirani1976]

ella are u married yet?:)

[MrMaryJanes]

2:02 Boobs

[shikengriuber]

It was highly beneficial to watch your video Ms Morton.

[jlp1981]

@khurley8 troll and grammar fail.

Perhaps there is an English and Etiquette course at your local community college you could enrol in?

[ryha1963]

please make a proper muscle flexing video, you have an outstanding smile, personality, and physique. Your abs are so amazing and sexy!

[wedr1nkritalin]

You deserve a lot more views and attention to these videos, keep them up : D

[Darkdruid24]

Castle On a Cloud?! I live that song! :)

I also love this video (and you, Ella?!?!) no... I won't go there... Not yet... *wink*

[wasteofbreath]

Suppresing my carnal side and watching you in that dress, mutually exclusive.

[77ScuMBag77]

again.

[ellamorton]

@khurley8 Heya! Are you having a bad day? You sound unhappy. Let me know if I can help -- I know a lot of entertaining websites that might cheer you up.

[TheGreatSteve]

@ellamorton I hope your reply is just a feint so that you can get his address and then go round and kick him in the bollocks. :-)

[TheGiantRobot]

@TheGreatSteve

And don't forget to upload it to youtube.

[JosephCheetah]

@ellamorton Hey! I need entertaining websites, I get bored as all hell here at work.

[jlp1981]

@khurley8 troll and grammar fail.

Perhaps there is an English and Etiquette course at your local community college you could enrol in?

[jlp1981]

@khurley8 @khurley8 troll and grammar fail.

Perhaps there is an English and Etiquette course at your local community college you could enrol in?

[jlp1981]

@khurley8 @khurley8 troll and grammar fail.

Perhaps there is an English and Etiquette course at your local community college you could enrol in?

[EricJaffa]

Will there be another episode soon?

[fhantazm]

God I love you.

[oneandonlytiffy]

haha this was funny, im subscribing!

[slowlowchev]

oh! please come scrub my floors.

[Froeddy]

"Castle on a Cloud" was a great touch at the end. The dichotomy between raunchy and elegance could have been exploited for a lot more laughs I thought, but overall another excellent job.

[dalekkiller]

So for my part I should make sure I sleep in or at least till she is ready for me to wake up, and to also deny that anything happened. And here I always though I should be the first one to wake up to make breakfast.

[OneEyeJay]

Brilliant!!!......Since you like "Les Misérables" and from the sound of it you can sing, Is it possible for you to make a music video Singing "On my own" ? That would be awesome!! :)

[ellamorton]

I'm not the greatest singer, but I do love singing all the character from Les Mis in different voices. Perhaps I'll make a video featuring selections from that medley. I can't promise it'll be pleasant to listen to though!

[OneEyeJay]

Yes!! that would be cool!!

[skel8tor]

do, do

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[firnantok]

i love your rocketboom videos but i waited until now to search for your YT channel..stupid me...

the video is hilarious and the dress is beautiful :)

[gedgetips]

The funny thing is, this approach could work rather well for some men. One non-elegant point left out is to be sure to make him do a lot of hard work so he will be inclined to sleep in & not be up to early morning bliss -- and thus give time for the lady to freshen up to a suitably semi-pristine state so as to better pull off the formal goodbye with aplomb.

[usmc212]

I love smeared lipstick.

[iwantagoodnameplease]

Nice Dress.

Also: Nice apartment.

[ellamorton]

Ahh, I wish I lived there! It's an amazing five-level house/studio in the West Village called Bennett Media Studios.

[YuppieGearhead]

You're doing a great job on these videos.

And that blue dress looks great on you.

[jodie0011]

2:24 ['x <3 it

[CapitolStepsDC]

How the hell did you make scrubbing a floor look so damn hot ?!?!? LMAO. Keep 'em coming Ella. Good on ya'.

[Ben2010101]

<3 the audio transcription.

[KaceKlosed]

Damn these 'guides' are getting better ... applause for the production team and Ella !

[scotty0]

Ella is a scrubber, lol I jk.

P.S Ella is so pretty and The Elegant Guide is really good, please make many more videos.

[SalchichaPolaca]

hehe I love this videos!! and I love the beautiful hostess

[PontoonWorldChampion]

Haha I think this is the best one yet because it's such an awkward topic, and dealt with in such a silly way :-)

[ujdo]

I loved the casual breakfast. And the ear pulling to get the guy out of bed, Brilliant!

@UnckyJeff

[IwanttoliveinParis]

I<3U

[agincourtdb]

yet more fuel for my Ella crush... :-)

[ellamorton]

I'm fond of singing both parts of The Confrontation simultaneously, each with a distinctive voice.

[iHateToRegister]

Ur dress is sexy!

[Syntox]

MORE FLOOR SCRUBBIN' ACTION, pretty please :-)

[adwastaken]

haha, liking the Les Mis reference at the end. Nice touch :D

[ellamorton]

I have a slight Les Mis obsession, so I cram it in whenever possible...

[adwastaken]

@ellamorton cool. If you manage to bust out 'master of the house' in one of your videos I promise to rate it 5 stars every day for a month!

[podcastbard]

I love these videos. Thank You.

[budkin]

I disagree with madogblue... the food throwing was hilarious. And good lord... Ella can you please make more videos of yourself cleaning floors? ;-) Keep up the good work!

[themaninnavyblue]

miss morton you look absolutely stunning in that blue dress!

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

My flight for my adventure in the big Ozzie is this weekend. I'm gonna pack the cheese grater and chloroform just in case the unlikely happens.

[fmackert2]

these are always fun, love it! :)

[dahmane99]

I knew it, that you sing well ;)

[BlackCatOrange]

Elegantly creepy as ever Ella

[w00tangel]

righty is a bit larger than lefty, but they both look awesome :)

[shelterit]

Elegant touch mixing 'Castle on a Cloud' with boobies.

[TenderHistoryInRust]

hehehe these are fun :)

[PersonalJesus348]

I feel like cleaning...

[madogblue]

Ella, you are awesome and I love you and most of your videos, but I didn't really like most of the attempts at humor on this one, such as throwing food at the guy, or grabbing his ear, pretty lame for me personally. Better writing on the next one please!!

[ellamorton]

Aw, sorry you weren't into it, madogblue! If you have any topic suggestions for future episodes, send 'em my way.

[TheGiantRobot]

Beautiful and funny. I guess I'll go scrub the floors.

[eltimmy]

so hot

[T1carus]

ella is the best

[banido]

Quite an elegant dress Ella, you look marvelous.

[SirKnobofCheese]

Ella REALLY likes scrubbing floors.

[MJStone1974]

Ah the ever awkward waking up the next day and getting the name wrong.

I would never do that, Honest.

Well may be once or twice.

[alg289]

You always give me good advice :P

[InfinityxShark]

Best one yet!

[desertislanddream]

Hilarious. =) As always. And I love that dress.