I find it interesting that people would feel that speaking the truth is racist. Am sure the bleding heart liberals would prefer that we don't rock their charitable giving boat by calling attention to the wrongs in society.
Firearmsdefense, where do you think the corporate sponsors get all that money? Do you think they grow it on trees? It is the fans' fault, because the fans are the same dumbasses that buy all the "cellies", fast-food, and other crap they see during the commercials while watching these gangbangers ball.
I wouldn't say the fans are responsible at all. After all how many tickets, jerseys, bumper stickers and all the rest would it take to make up these obscene saleries. You see my point? It couldn't be done by "THE FANS."
So who is responsible for this joke. It's the corporate sponsers. They are the only ones who have the money possible to make this sort of greed possible.
In any event it sure isn't me. I don't care. No basketball. GREAT!! I'd love it.
13 dependents? Stick it up your butt. I know this was a joke but the truth is you should not have more than one, two tops if you can't pay for the hospital bill when you had them.
It really is unfortunate that those used to raking in millions have to suffer such hardship anytime, let alone during the holiday season. This is harsh punishment for simply being a little greedy. I hope you all find it in your heart to give these people what they truly deserve. ┌∩┐
Every one of these guys that skips a child support payment should be forced into a ménage à trios with Hilliary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi. That'd put a pretty major dent in the procreatin' department. Hard to make babies when the old johnson has acquired a permanent fear of the outdoors.
Not to worry. You all elected ob to give you money, and he'll get around to it eventually. I'll more than likely be Chinese Yuan (6.364 to 1USD today. It was 7.834 to 1USD when YOU put him in office).
thank gawd they get to go back to work. I had no idea the poor bastiges had it so bad. and, 8-9 months from now, a lot more dependents will be popping out ... the horror ...
Fuck all the wealthy and famous. They don't give a god damn shit about you or me anytime of year. Take all these assholes running this country into the ground and put them in a vat of boiling oil...................Greg Doran
call me dip shit?? you posted the word illigitimate you take what you sew dip shit! ya gotta be a dip shit to think you recognise one too! if you understand that
I hate hate hate hate hate the term illigitimate for a child! NO child is illigitimate, a child may not have been concieved by married parents but NO child is illigitimate. I might not spell perfectly but no child is iligitimate
@brianradomski It's just a legal term DIPSHIT. Take your wrath out on the men that do this. Or the women that don't take birth control pills. A society with no morals any more.
@brianradomski ranted: "I hate hate hate hate hate the term illigitimate.....NO child is illigitimate... but NO child is illigitimate.... but no child is iligitimate"
do you think they qualify for unemployment? would they get 1/5 of their average pay like I would? Can a 40 yr old white woman with no athletic skills join the NBA? I would love to get 1/5 of THEIR pay. BAHAHAHA
It is funny indeed when taken in the spirit of comedy. However remember the owners locked them out, in this "economic downturn that no one could have ever seen coming" (except my me, my dog and the inverted mop that stands in my broom closet). owners saw a slow year coming for ticket sales and on that figure a formula like
insurance to pay rent-players salaries and bonuses-low box office receipts, let's make sure with no events all of the support staff are also out of work unemployment up..
i feel so sorry for them, like s--- i do, let them suffer(if they know what that means) let them see how the rest of us poor people are trying to make ends meet. I agree with chicagohustler, dont buy the overpriced jersey that would be a start.
Gee, I must have overlooked their stars on the shopping mall's Charity Tree when I was shopping at Wally World the other day. I couldn't stand seeing our NBA teams go without a new pair of kicks for the holidays....and I better get my extra ham over to the food bank so they will have a decent Christmas dinner.
@gfm2011 One reason is the 'white boy' finishes college and ends up owning the team. The black boy, well he goes for the mandatory one year then into the NBA.Gets himself a white girlfriend who will help spend his money, a new Lexus and a 1.5 million condo. Livin' high on the hog till the money goes dry, white girlfriend moves on and he buys a 15 year old Cadillac. That's the truth folks.
GREAT! I am so sick and tired of hearing these overpaid, under educated human beings cry about their money. This game is the worst of all the so called professional sports. These are real dumb people, but because they are 6'10" or so, they can make a ton of money for playing a kids game.In Chicago the season is sold out every year and between the cry baby players and cry baby owner we have to pay $45 a seat in the second balcony.I wish they lived our lives for just one month to see what its like
@chicagohustler100 Sorry, but I don't begrudge the players nor the owners for the money they make or earn. I BLAME THE FAN. It is the fan who is the one who takes their hard earned cash and willingly hands it over at the box office. It is the fan who goes out and takes their hard earned cash and buys the overpriced team jersey. It is the fan who buys the bumper sticker, shirts, hats, posters etc. When will the fans ever wake up and realize these guys don't give a rats ass about you?
Please help the players and their illegit families. According to the book "Rape and Violence in the NBA" only 40 % have criminal records. it has been difficult for them to find part time work during this lock out period. So take your family of 4 to an NBA game for over 600$ and help them out. They are just like you and me and have needs. Help out retired players like Scottie Pippin who reportedly earned a 129 million dollars and has been forced to file bankruptcy.
@TerreHauteDDS That's only because he didn't listen to Michael Jordan and save is money. Fact is, when Jordan and Pippen went out to eat they would have a $200 tab and leave the server ZERO. That's right, nothing, not a dime. They thought that the server was paid a salary and that's enough for them. True story!
are these posts serious???? this is humor / satire, look up the words and try to understand their meaning ... and all you illiterate donks need to get a clue, serious???
Who the f cares what the gun's caliber is ... really??? Is that knowledge all you have?
difrant??? wtf does that spell? aint jus tyrin???? unbelievable, it is no wonder why this country is in the condition it is ...
I thought about giving to the Salvation Army this year but with these NBA players being so hard up I just have to give to where it would do more good!
@kufan101 - Why u think white boys difrant from black folks? black folks aint all racist- even if most players in NBA, be black- jus tyrin to get along
All professional athletes are grossly overpaid and ignorant fans who support them by paying for high priced admission tickets are partly to blame. Many of these ignorant players can't even read or write. Just one of many things that is wrong with America today
@555shortstop Blame the owners of professional sports for the high income. Blame the fans that call the owners cheap, if they don't sign better players. Blame the agents that pray on uneducated players.
it's racist when only half a dozen white americans are able to crack the starting rotation. where is the jessie jackson extolling about the plight of the young white guy who is unable to make it to the big show? nba is not an equal opportunity employer and should be investigated.
The comments show how many idiots don't understand that it was the owners causing the lockout, not the players. Same racist idiots who worship Jim Boeheim and Bob Knight and think college bball is as good as the NBA. Sad crackers.
@rps5000 I'm not sure anyone thinks college basket ball is even close to the NBA in regard to skill level, some are however, under the impression that college players are amateurs and in some way more interesting- a silly notion. still whoever was locked out or on strike- it is still millionaires vs. billionaires so a moot issue for most Americans. As far as race, is it really a factor?
Outstanding, even if I had a job I'd spare some change for those fatherless kids, good Americans as they are. I can though, wish all of them a Merry Christmas.
Complimentary Castration at my house, drop by you pathetic overpaid jerks..limited to the 1st 35,000..only $5,00..have a nice day and shove that basketball up your wazoo.
I will not help muslims reproduce. I am 79 years old and I've been hearing about those poor people all my life. Why do they not have sense enough to help themselves?
When people don't know where there next meal is coming from, do you think they care about sports? Unless your liquid is in precious metals, you are losing wealth continually at approximately 20%/yr if not more. Had you invested $50k in gold in 1990, you would today be able to exchange almost $400,000.00 USD's.
@DeutcherKonnig Tyrones and Shyquishas are getting smarter about investing in gold. Did you ever see mtv cribs episodes? They have gold faucets and gold toilet paper holders. Honestly, they entertain the shit outta me. I wish I could stand to look at them a little more to get some good laughs.
To say any NBA player is underpaid is quite an understatement. Strike? For what? None are worth anything they are paid. In fact, all of professional sports are paid far more than anyone of them are ever worth. Don't care what you think you're worth. To me it's a prove it that you're that valuable. None are.
Great satire! Isn't it incredible how the vast Sheeple of this once formerly great nation continue to lionize these spoiled-rotten multimillionaire basketball jocks. I haven't followed the NBA since Seattle took the championship in the late 70s. Give me the wnba where there's more a sense of respect, responsibility, and humility even though I refuse to worship any sports star -- woman or man!
The primary fault of the wnba is the season timing. Summer is simply a HORRIBLE time to promote and carry on basketball. I'm not too crazy about the wnba, but I would take it any day over the nba, a league in which I and some other common folk have absolutely no interest. Major league baseball is even far more painful to follow than the nba. The nba is full of cocky, elitist, prima donnas. Who on earth would idiolize these people? Not me! No way!
People can knock off kids left and right, and want hand outs, What about people who are married, and our husbands are fighting for our country? We never asked for ask for a hand out, We are to proud:) And besides we wouldn't be able to get it!!!!!!!!! Because we work for a living !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All sports players, team owners, included make too much money and mostpeople (unless they have a great job) are unable to go to the games because of the high prices of everything at the game besides the cost to get there. Drop the player price also NO Player is worth l, 2, or 3 MILLION dollars a year. Player salary is ridiculous!!!!!, They need to get our in the general public and wouk for peanuts $8.00 per hour. My family is on a fixed income, try living on that!
I live in Indiana, and in a county that adjoins Marion County where the Lucas Oil Stadium exists. Because our county connects to Marion County, our taxes were raised to help build a stadium that caters to the wealthy, and a place I will never be able to go because I can't afford a ticket - but yet I helped pay for it!!!!!
Athletes make waaaay toooo much money for playing around, and want more money to boot, while some people can't hardly afford to pay their bills!
Sport Illustrated magazine at the first of the video ask the question, "What's happening and what does it mean for the kid's left behind?" It means the kid's left behind grow up screwed up in the head because they realize momma is a slut whore trying to fuck the big money athletes so they can maybe get lucky with a wedding ring & live on a gravy train, & daddy fucked momma wanting a piece of ass only, & not kid's they don't give a rats ass about. That's what is going on Mr. Sports Illustrated.
Yes, this is the SEASON OF GIVING, so watch this PSA (public service announcement) "Charity Appeal" holiday message for athletes on strike and their kids who will have a "Charlie Brown" type, bare-bones Christmas this year. ;-)
They certainly are (not) the kind of role models & mentors for today's kids to aspire to become.
I agree with gj that is the problem in this country we value the wrong things. I love sports but do I believe they are worth millions. HELL NO!! Hard work is worth millions those who save lives, educate our future, construct our roads, build our homes, cook and serve us food. Entertainers and sports figures do not deserve that kind of money. How many times do we read about there addictions and how they wind up losing it all in there old age. America needs to get there priorities straight.
@GuinnessU2Woman Unfortunately for our nation, your view is representative of a minority of people. People vote with their pocketbooks, and their votes are lining the pockets of professional athletes and team owners.
Shame on some of these sports players. They set a terrible example for our young people. Shame on the owners for not having strick rules of conduct for all the players. Fines don't matter with the money they get.....throw them off the team!
It's not right that you pay them big money and keep them despite their bad morals just so you can WIN!
@kschaffer2 Shame on the largest criminal organization in the U.S. Law Enforcement also. Millions of poor people are in prison the first or second time they are caught with drugs. The rich and famous are awarded fines and or drug counseling by the worm in the ground scum of the earth judges no matter how many times they are busted.
Hey NBA Players! We got NFL, We got college Football, We got college Basketball, We got Hockey ------ So NBA, you can kiss my ass! We really don't give a shit about you!
Oh please, give me a break!!!! If the illiterates had half a brain cell, instead of blowing their money on women,drugs, booze, cars, fancy clothes and multi-million houses, they might not be in "dire straights."
Oh, and as for the fucker in the video with the sign with the 11 kids, fuck him too. You fuck and make that damn many babies, feed them yourself you moron.
Yall just now realize what most athletes are about these days? Fucking took you long enough. They're useless, overpaid, whiny sacks of shit. I say fire them all and cap their salaries to a few hundred thousand a year and give it a few years and watch sports get back into sports and not just some fucking money whores arguing about if they're gonna make 50 or 100 million. Fuck'em all!
Like I'm so over basket ball after this....It's turned into a bunch of street thugs and gangsters that can't even speak proper English after scholarships at major colleges.
Another reason I dont give a shit about the nba. They are worried about making money???????? How about those of us struggling to make ends meet with an education? Delonte West cant event spell education. (Or is it edumacashun?)
@spectraview1 we wouldn't want the poor depemdents getting the wrong guns though! .357 ammo would be too expensive and they'd only be able to afford a few rounds! You can't win a gang war, or take down an armed convenience store attendant with just one round! Particularly, if you haven't been able to practice at the range beforehand, because you only have those precious few rounds. ;-P
Oh! But we can fund the range sessions and WE will buy the ammo too, right? Now I see how it works. Silly
I was so moved listening to this. Whatta ya say guys? Let's all do our part for all the laid off NBA Players and all their illegitimate kids. After all they do have to eat, don't they?
That is not a "Glock 9"! Don't try to be all hip and gankstah, if you don't know what you're talking about. The picture is of a Glock 31, which is a .357 calibre pistol. He probably wanted to refer to the Glock 17, which is a 9mm calibre pistol, and probably Glock's most popular gun.
@ckeilah Who cares if it's a Glock 31 or a Glock 9. What is important is the love that you have for all "the impoverished laid off NBA Players". That is what counts. Oh please consider Delante West and all the wonderful children.
I find it interesting that people would feel that speaking the truth is racist. Am sure the bleding heart liberals would prefer that we don't rock their charitable giving boat by calling attention to the wrongs in society.
mcgintytom 2 months ago
Bahahahahahaha
LKMurdy 2 months ago
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multijd 2 months ago
Word to yo baby mamma$. $ad but true
zombiehellcat67 2 months ago
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What a bunch of rascist crap
white8shiva 2 months ago
@white8shiva Yes, because a person of color says and does something stupid, pointing it out is racist. Got it. Thanks for clearing that up..
Haardyvark 2 months ago
thats a friggen riot!
slohnd42 2 months ago
Love it! The truth hurts....I hope.
epolenep1 2 months ago 2
Firearmsdefense, where do you think the corporate sponsors get all that money? Do you think they grow it on trees? It is the fans' fault, because the fans are the same dumbasses that buy all the "cellies", fast-food, and other crap they see during the commercials while watching these gangbangers ball.
TigerJon02 2 months ago 2
when you're born dumb, you're gonna die dumb...
beloved1ification 2 months ago
I wouldn't say the fans are responsible at all. After all how many tickets, jerseys, bumper stickers and all the rest would it take to make up these obscene saleries. You see my point? It couldn't be done by "THE FANS."
So who is responsible for this joke. It's the corporate sponsers. They are the only ones who have the money possible to make this sort of greed possible.
In any event it sure isn't me. I don't care. No basketball. GREAT!! I'd love it.
firearmsdefense 2 months ago
13 dependents? Stick it up your butt. I know this was a joke but the truth is you should not have more than one, two tops if you can't pay for the hospital bill when you had them.
BE RESPONSIBLE, DON'T PRO-CREATE. GET FIXED!!!
Charold 2 months ago
That's so cold......but true.
9Cbreeze 2 months ago
Obumbles should GIVE !!
notpcone 2 months ago
@Shawn81377
Voted for BHO, didn't cha?
(sorry for the bad grammer)
dougdenter 2 months ago
Use the tax money you Take out of my check against my free Will.......FTW
tripledracingteam 3 months ago
Thugs in shorts, sad...
BittersweetManor 3 months ago
It really is unfortunate that those used to raking in millions have to suffer such hardship anytime, let alone during the holiday season. This is harsh punishment for simply being a little greedy. I hope you all find it in your heart to give these people what they truly deserve. ┌∩┐
ArJuna22 3 months ago
Every one of these guys that skips a child support payment should be forced into a ménage à trios with Hilliary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi. That'd put a pretty major dent in the procreatin' department. Hard to make babies when the old johnson has acquired a permanent fear of the outdoors.
luv2ski80007 3 months ago
@luv2ski80007 Nice post, except most thugs that will read, simply don't know who Pelosi and probably Hillary are!
Maybe Oprah and Rosie, might have had a bigger affect, Still a nice post.
and remember,, if you voted for obummer to prove your not a racist, vote him out to prove your not an idiot!
dougdenter 2 months ago 2
@dougdenter Maybe using proper grammer and sentence structure will help you prove to people that you are not an idiot. Doubtful.
Shawn81377 2 months ago
NOW THAT"S FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
evianalmighty 3 months ago
ITS BAD FOR ALL THE CHILDREN, BUT THE PLAYER'S SHOULD STOP MAKING BABIES! THEY ARE STUCK ON STUPID!
grampa194235 3 months ago 3
@grampa194235: Stupid people shouldn't breed :)
withavengeance381 3 months ago 7
Not to worry. You all elected ob to give you money, and he'll get around to it eventually. I'll more than likely be Chinese Yuan (6.364 to 1USD today. It was 7.834 to 1USD when YOU put him in office).
pd39aol 3 months ago 2
Oh, boo hoo!!
apiratelooksatlife 3 months ago
thank gawd they get to go back to work. I had no idea the poor bastiges had it so bad. and, 8-9 months from now, a lot more dependents will be popping out ... the horror ...
jimi2142 3 months ago
Depemdents! Lolz
burkdiesel 3 months ago 2
time to ignore all further comments you talk ridiculous all further comments will be deleted I have lost too much time.
brianradomski 3 months ago
thats a .357 sig caliber glock pictured
jojo200517 3 months ago
Fuck all the wealthy and famous. They don't give a god damn shit about you or me anytime of year. Take all these assholes running this country into the ground and put them in a vat of boiling oil...................Greg Doran
magicmojoman 3 months ago
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@magicmojoman
You are stupid.
tfiesel61 3 months ago
call me dip shit?? you posted the word illigitimate you take what you sew dip shit! ya gotta be a dip shit to think you recognise one too! if you understand that
brianradomski 3 months ago
@brianradomski Sew or sow? It does make a difference, especially when your calling anyone a dipshit......
bagobuilder 3 months ago
I hate hate hate hate hate the term illigitimate for a child! NO child is illigitimate, a child may not have been concieved by married parents but NO child is illigitimate. I might not spell perfectly but no child is iligitimate
brianradomski 3 months ago
@brianradomski It's just a legal term DIPSHIT. Take your wrath out on the men that do this. Or the women that don't take birth control pills. A society with no morals any more.
THEMOJOMANsince1959 3 months ago
@brianradomski ranted: "I hate hate hate hate hate the term illigitimate.....NO child is illigitimate... but NO child is illigitimate.... but no child is iligitimate"
You're illegitimate, right? I know I'm right....
Nimadan 3 months ago
HITS THE NAIL RIGHT ON THEIR NAPPY HEADS !!!
turbotubesteak 3 months ago
do you think they qualify for unemployment? would they get 1/5 of their average pay like I would? Can a 40 yr old white woman with no athletic skills join the NBA? I would love to get 1/5 of THEIR pay. BAHAHAHA
dakingskween 3 months ago
It is funny indeed when taken in the spirit of comedy. However remember the owners locked them out, in this "economic downturn that no one could have ever seen coming" (except my me, my dog and the inverted mop that stands in my broom closet). owners saw a slow year coming for ticket sales and on that figure a formula like
insurance to pay rent-players salaries and bonuses-low box office receipts, let's make sure with no events all of the support staff are also out of work unemployment up..
nickispissed1 3 months ago
(Sniff!) Now where did I leave my wallet?
Phoglight 3 months ago
Da Poor babies.....I'm going to puke now....
jlstazz 3 months ago
i feel so sorry for them, like s--- i do, let them suffer(if they know what that means) let them see how the rest of us poor people are trying to make ends meet. I agree with chicagohustler, dont buy the overpriced jersey that would be a start.
kykahl 3 months ago 2
Please end the strike, I need to put the hubcaps back on the car.
LYCRC1 3 months ago 2
Gee, I must have overlooked their stars on the shopping mall's Charity Tree when I was shopping at Wally World the other day. I couldn't stand seeing our NBA teams go without a new pair of kicks for the holidays....and I better get my extra ham over to the food bank so they will have a decent Christmas dinner.
grannygoodstuff 3 months ago
@gfm2011 One reason is the 'white boy' finishes college and ends up owning the team. The black boy, well he goes for the mandatory one year then into the NBA.Gets himself a white girlfriend who will help spend his money, a new Lexus and a 1.5 million condo. Livin' high on the hog till the money goes dry, white girlfriend moves on and he buys a 15 year old Cadillac. That's the truth folks.
chicagohustler100 3 months ago 2
GREAT! I am so sick and tired of hearing these overpaid, under educated human beings cry about their money. This game is the worst of all the so called professional sports. These are real dumb people, but because they are 6'10" or so, they can make a ton of money for playing a kids game.In Chicago the season is sold out every year and between the cry baby players and cry baby owner we have to pay $45 a seat in the second balcony.I wish they lived our lives for just one month to see what its like
chicagohustler100 3 months ago 2
@chicagohustler100 Sorry, but I don't begrudge the players nor the owners for the money they make or earn. I BLAME THE FAN. It is the fan who is the one who takes their hard earned cash and willingly hands it over at the box office. It is the fan who goes out and takes their hard earned cash and buys the overpriced team jersey. It is the fan who buys the bumper sticker, shirts, hats, posters etc. When will the fans ever wake up and realize these guys don't give a rats ass about you?
JPN611 3 months ago 20
Please help the players and their illegit families. According to the book "Rape and Violence in the NBA" only 40 % have criminal records. it has been difficult for them to find part time work during this lock out period. So take your family of 4 to an NBA game for over 600$ and help them out. They are just like you and me and have needs. Help out retired players like Scottie Pippin who reportedly earned a 129 million dollars and has been forced to file bankruptcy.
TerreHauteDDS 3 months ago 3
@TerreHauteDDS That's only because he didn't listen to Michael Jordan and save is money. Fact is, when Jordan and Pippen went out to eat they would have a $200 tab and leave the server ZERO. That's right, nothing, not a dime. They thought that the server was paid a salary and that's enough for them. True story!
chicagohustler100 3 months ago
@chicagohustler100 what cheap bastards
kykahl 3 months ago
are these posts serious???? this is humor / satire, look up the words and try to understand their meaning ... and all you illiterate donks need to get a clue, serious???
Who the f cares what the gun's caliber is ... really??? Is that knowledge all you have?
difrant??? wtf does that spell? aint jus tyrin???? unbelievable, it is no wonder why this country is in the condition it is ...
Wake up!!!!!
al8apex 3 months ago 2
Racist? It's called comedy ! If your that easily offended, Then you shouldn't go on the Internet ! Bringing up race! Shows your true ignorance!!!!!
Rivfore 3 months ago
@Rivfore Racist????....naaahhhh..truth hurts though!!!!
JPN611 3 months ago 3
I thought about giving to the Salvation Army this year but with these NBA players being so hard up I just have to give to where it would do more good!
MrCowboyJesus 3 months ago
Can someone explain why they think this is racist? I don't think this is racist. Please be intelligible.
tjack4111 3 months ago 2
Now that's funny right there......I don't care who you are!
GutpileCharlie 3 months ago
Truly one of the funniest spoofs ever. Kudos to the director. Brilliant!
vanillazer0 3 months ago
One NBA Player I knew thought that stores ought to just settle for his autograph on the bad checks he wrote them......
DeputyChester 3 months ago
Excellent.
wsoxman 3 months ago
great
erindav1 3 months ago
I LOVE IT!!!!!!! FUNNY AS HELL.
billyrose47 3 months ago
racist much?
kufan101 3 months ago
@kufan101 - Why u think white boys difrant from black folks? black folks aint all racist- even if most players in NBA, be black- jus tyrin to get along
Garman1919 3 months ago
@kufan101 projecting much?
LeroyUglyMonkey 3 months ago
Where's my checkbook?!
justentime77 3 months ago 2
All professional athletes are grossly overpaid and ignorant fans who support them by paying for high priced admission tickets are partly to blame. Many of these ignorant players can't even read or write. Just one of many things that is wrong with America today
555shortstop 3 months ago
@555shortstop Blame the owners of professional sports for the high income. Blame the fans that call the owners cheap, if they don't sign better players. Blame the agents that pray on uneducated players.
wsoxman 3 months ago
it's racist when only half a dozen white americans are able to crack the starting rotation. where is the jessie jackson extolling about the plight of the young white guy who is unable to make it to the big show? nba is not an equal opportunity employer and should be investigated.
99bfar 3 months ago 3
@99bfar you must be really stupid.
pluto2179 3 months ago
Thats a 357 sig not a 9mm
ODannyBoy55 3 months ago
@ODannyBoy55 This is true
Yourmatha 3 months ago
@ODannyBoy55
it is a glock not a sig, but not a 9mm
rcebulis 3 months ago
@rcebulis
357sig is a caliber not a pistol. The Glock 31 is chambered in 357sig
spamb0t 3 months ago
@spamb0t Who the f**k cares? It's about the kids, not about handgun knowledge.
moreaboutthat 3 months ago
@spamb0t WTF CARES ? ? ? ?
phase901 3 months ago
Don't worry. They'll just FIX twice as many games as they do in a normal regular season to bridge the gap of lost income.
chaboyle 3 months ago
Yeah, yeah, yell racism - how stupid.
TheCalfred7 3 months ago
Thinly veiled racism.
TjtheTrapper 3 months ago
@TjtheTrapper amen, we need a lot more of that
LeroyUglyMonkey 3 months ago
The comments show how many idiots don't understand that it was the owners causing the lockout, not the players. Same racist idiots who worship Jim Boeheim and Bob Knight and think college bball is as good as the NBA. Sad crackers.
rps5000 3 months ago
@rps5000 Sad Niggarz...
hotspur666 3 months ago
@rps5000 I'm not sure anyone thinks college basket ball is even close to the NBA in regard to skill level, some are however, under the impression that college players are amateurs and in some way more interesting- a silly notion. still whoever was locked out or on strike- it is still millionaires vs. billionaires so a moot issue for most Americans. As far as race, is it really a factor?
verbenco 3 months ago
Outstanding, even if I had a job I'd spare some change for those fatherless kids, good Americans as they are. I can though, wish all of them a Merry Christmas.
bearoutofthewoods 3 months ago
Complimentary Castration at my house, drop by you pathetic overpaid jerks..limited to the 1st 35,000..only $5,00..have a nice day and shove that basketball up your wazoo.
rickinnev 3 months ago 25
Same goes for owners.
djsirj 3 months ago
NBA players are like the Federal Government..... they both can't balance their checkbooks!
kapflow 3 months ago 18
@kapflow
I will not help muslims reproduce. I am 79 years old and I've been hearing about those poor people all my life. Why do they not have sense enough to help themselves?
ahall1950 3 months ago
Hate everything about the NBA....nuthin' but thugs yo!!!
Vonbruno63 3 months ago
That was the best slam dunk I have ever seen.
stevesmitty79 3 months ago
When people don't know where there next meal is coming from, do you think they care about sports? Unless your liquid is in precious metals, you are losing wealth continually at approximately 20%/yr if not more. Had you invested $50k in gold in 1990, you would today be able to exchange almost $400,000.00 USD's.
DeutcherKonnig 3 months ago
@DeutcherKonnig Tyrones and Shyquishas are getting smarter about investing in gold. Did you ever see mtv cribs episodes? They have gold faucets and gold toilet paper holders. Honestly, they entertain the shit outta me. I wish I could stand to look at them a little more to get some good laughs.
LeroyUglyMonkey 3 months ago
To say any NBA player is underpaid is quite an understatement. Strike? For what? None are worth anything they are paid. In fact, all of professional sports are paid far more than anyone of them are ever worth. Don't care what you think you're worth. To me it's a prove it that you're that valuable. None are.
MrHoofard 3 months ago
your KIDS are YOUR responsibility.
teach them to slamdunk and shut the fuck up.
h2oeh 3 months ago
Love the NBA! Can't wait
dbld5 3 months ago
Great satire! Isn't it incredible how the vast Sheeple of this once formerly great nation continue to lionize these spoiled-rotten multimillionaire basketball jocks. I haven't followed the NBA since Seattle took the championship in the late 70s. Give me the wnba where there's more a sense of respect, responsibility, and humility even though I refuse to worship any sports star -- woman or man!
PoliticalAnimal1959 3 months ago 3
@PoliticalAnimal1959 who would ever willingly watch the WNBA?
rumpleforskin92 3 months ago
@rumpleforskin92
The primary fault of the wnba is the season timing. Summer is simply a HORRIBLE time to promote and carry on basketball. I'm not too crazy about the wnba, but I would take it any day over the nba, a league in which I and some other common folk have absolutely no interest. Major league baseball is even far more painful to follow than the nba. The nba is full of cocky, elitist, prima donnas. Who on earth would idiolize these people? Not me! No way!
PoliticalAnimal1959 3 months ago 2
that wasn't funny
drucon007 3 months ago
WWTF?
SparkyPaulsStuff 3 months ago
Dass raciss LOL
arseeus 3 months ago
I don care non!!
TheRKcarl 3 months ago
FUCK THE NBA !!
notpcone 3 months ago
Maybe Obumbles should GIVE.....
notpcone 3 months ago
the 52 dislikes are obviously NBA players. hell they got all the time in the world right now. lol
southernrain55 3 months ago
funny as shit...sad, but true.....
bullishxlizard 3 months ago
Hey coolgranny!?! Go soapbox somewhere else. This is so hilarious.
flippitywhip 3 months ago
overpaid jerks, give me high school and college hoops.
McWilliamsD 3 months ago
People can knock off kids left and right, and want hand outs, What about people who are married, and our husbands are fighting for our country? We never asked for ask for a hand out, We are to proud:) And besides we wouldn't be able to get it!!!!!!!!! Because we work for a living !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
coolgranny09 3 months ago
How do you dislike this video? 49 people didn't get it.
Danklin24 3 months ago
@MissMarissaJoy you didn't get the sarcasm of this did you?
Danklin24 3 months ago
A mined iz a terruhhhbull thang to waist.
XQzix 3 months ago
Thanks for the correction on the glock. We must make them knowledgeable.
nikkilazan 3 months ago
That was a Glock in .357 Sig BTW...not 9mm.
MegaBeerwolf 3 months ago
Love Ya Bob Frantz!!!
-Jim in Eastlake
MegaBeerwolf 3 months ago
Cry me a river.....Just another bunch of overpaid, spoiled brats who can't keep it in their pants. Not gonna find any sympathy here.....
MissMarissaJoy 3 months ago
I'd love to contribute, but my condoms are already full.
tonyfrom45 3 months ago
@tonyfrom45 You give semen to men?
JuniperSprouts 3 months ago
All sports players, team owners, included make too much money and mostpeople (unless they have a great job) are unable to go to the games because of the high prices of everything at the game besides the cost to get there. Drop the player price also NO Player is worth l, 2, or 3 MILLION dollars a year. Player salary is ridiculous!!!!!, They need to get our in the general public and wouk for peanuts $8.00 per hour. My family is on a fixed income, try living on that!
shortshot1933 3 months ago
If you're a professional NBA player, you're already making too much money. STFU.
SmittenKitty13 3 months ago
ROFL. Great!
TheSodagrrl 3 months ago
What's the NBA?
mike46278 3 months ago 3
This IS a spoof, right?.....who in their right mind would take a story about poor basketball players or their illegitimate kids seriously???
queennyoka 3 months ago
@queennyoka its called satire...
GtrDudeL 3 months ago
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M4GW 3 months ago
Shazmowanda!
Dutronium 3 months ago
Thats a Glock 31 in 357SIG...not a gangsta nine!
RudyDep 3 months ago
my sentiments exactly!
thumpdad 3 months ago
the gun was out of place
SCOTTDOW3 3 months ago
I live in Indiana, and in a county that adjoins Marion County where the Lucas Oil Stadium exists. Because our county connects to Marion County, our taxes were raised to help build a stadium that caters to the wealthy, and a place I will never be able to go because I can't afford a ticket - but yet I helped pay for it!!!!!
Athletes make waaaay toooo much money for playing around, and want more money to boot, while some people can't hardly afford to pay their bills!
1980WEBO 3 months ago 2
It'll get fans back to watching college basketball again.
jjsoccer1010 3 months ago
Is this a joke??? It sure sounds like one. Ridiculous!!
pssrn42 3 months ago
@pssrn42 Its called SATIRE. yikes
jbrandsd 3 months ago
@jbrandsd
I got that.
pssrn42 3 months ago
Sport Illustrated magazine at the first of the video ask the question, "What's happening and what does it mean for the kid's left behind?" It means the kid's left behind grow up screwed up in the head because they realize momma is a slut whore trying to fuck the big money athletes so they can maybe get lucky with a wedding ring & live on a gravy train, & daddy fucked momma wanting a piece of ass only, & not kid's they don't give a rats ass about. That's what is going on Mr. Sports Illustrated.
skjoyner 3 months ago
Yes, this is the SEASON OF GIVING, so watch this PSA (public service announcement) "Charity Appeal" holiday message for athletes on strike and their kids who will have a "Charlie Brown" type, bare-bones Christmas this year. ;-)
They certainly are (not) the kind of role models & mentors for today's kids to aspire to become.
lindalucys2004 3 months ago
I agree with gj that is the problem in this country we value the wrong things. I love sports but do I believe they are worth millions. HELL NO!! Hard work is worth millions those who save lives, educate our future, construct our roads, build our homes, cook and serve us food. Entertainers and sports figures do not deserve that kind of money. How many times do we read about there addictions and how they wind up losing it all in there old age. America needs to get there priorities straight.
GuinnessU2Woman 3 months ago
@GuinnessU2Woman Unfortunately for our nation, your view is representative of a minority of people. People vote with their pocketbooks, and their votes are lining the pockets of professional athletes and team owners.
thumpdad 3 months ago
i cant believe how stupid some of your comments are.
omgjontravolta 3 months ago
Drug testing would get rid of half of the NBA players. Its racist not to test them and then to test all the other professional players.
Scrambler85 3 months ago
Racist assholes.
Babykay1985 3 months ago
Shame on some of these sports players. They set a terrible example for our young people. Shame on the owners for not having strick rules of conduct for all the players. Fines don't matter with the money they get.....throw them off the team!
It's not right that you pay them big money and keep them despite their bad morals just so you can WIN!
kschaffer2 3 months ago
@kschaffer2 Shame on the largest criminal organization in the U.S. Law Enforcement also. Millions of poor people are in prison the first or second time they are caught with drugs. The rich and famous are awarded fines and or drug counseling by the worm in the ground scum of the earth judges no matter how many times they are busted.
skjoyner 3 months ago
Fantastic!!!
suezenefg 3 months ago 8
I hulped by not voting for the present incumbents.
tzadik19 3 months ago 2
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They can kiss my white ass.
ydms14 3 months ago
THEIR IS 365 DAYS A YEAR. DID THEY WORK THE PAST 60 YRS????? NO MORE HAND OUTS.
MR62JERRY 3 months ago 2
Hey NBA Players! We got NFL, We got college Football, We got college Basketball, We got Hockey ------ So NBA, you can kiss my ass! We really don't give a shit about you!
Skibum19461 3 months ago 31
Oh please, give me a break!!!! If the illiterates had half a brain cell, instead of blowing their money on women,drugs, booze, cars, fancy clothes and multi-million houses, they might not be in "dire straights."
colraez 3 months ago 3
This was amazing
tacosforfreedom 3 months ago
Oh, and as for the fucker in the video with the sign with the 11 kids, fuck him too. You fuck and make that damn many babies, feed them yourself you moron.
TotalDesignZ 3 months ago 2
Yall just now realize what most athletes are about these days? Fucking took you long enough. They're useless, overpaid, whiny sacks of shit. I say fire them all and cap their salaries to a few hundred thousand a year and give it a few years and watch sports get back into sports and not just some fucking money whores arguing about if they're gonna make 50 or 100 million. Fuck'em all!
TotalDesignZ 3 months ago 4
Depemdents.
cockyhemi 3 months ago
Like I'm so over basket ball after this....It's turned into a bunch of street thugs and gangsters that can't even speak proper English after scholarships at major colleges.
MeteorMega 3 months ago
Another reason I dont give a shit about the nba. They are worried about making money???????? How about those of us struggling to make ends meet with an education? Delonte West cant event spell education. (Or is it edumacashun?)
pbowers06 3 months ago 2
Help illigitimate kids by donating to the abortion funds of Planned Parenthood. Specifically tell them you want to help a black yoot.
xSTARR999 3 months ago 2
deeply moving, like my bowels
poenadare 3 months ago 2
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@poenadare posted:
"deeply moving, like my bowels"
LOL I'm going to use that
Nimadan 3 months ago 2
@spectraview1 we wouldn't want the poor depemdents getting the wrong guns though! .357 ammo would be too expensive and they'd only be able to afford a few rounds! You can't win a gang war, or take down an armed convenience store attendant with just one round! Particularly, if you haven't been able to practice at the range beforehand, because you only have those precious few rounds. ;-P
Oh! But we can fund the range sessions and WE will buy the ammo too, right? Now I see how it works. Silly
ckeilah 3 months ago
Organized sports is like organized religion....totally off reality.'
fragilehabitat 3 months ago
I was so moved listening to this. Whatta ya say guys? Let's all do our part for all the laid off NBA Players and all their illegitimate kids. After all they do have to eat, don't they?
SpectraView1 3 months ago
The Hell with the pro money gobblers, lets watch high school and college basketball...DRN.
goopinhimer1 3 months ago
That is not a "Glock 9"! Don't try to be all hip and gankstah, if you don't know what you're talking about. The picture is of a Glock 31, which is a .357 calibre pistol. He probably wanted to refer to the Glock 17, which is a 9mm calibre pistol, and probably Glock's most popular gun.
ckeilah 3 months ago
@ckeilah Who cares if it's a Glock 31 or a Glock 9. What is important is the love that you have for all "the impoverished laid off NBA Players". That is what counts. Oh please consider Delante West and all the wonderful children.
Please.
LOL
SpectraView1 3 months ago
Very good and sadly true..
desoto1961 3 months ago 2
I Know It's A Spoof, But All Too True!!!!!
dajacober 3 months ago
When is our country going to get wise about our "Government sponsored breeding program"?
CalIdagirl 3 months ago
what a bunch of bigots
vallire1 3 months ago
@vallire1 Bigots? I didn't see or hear race used in this video. Facts? Plenty of facts. that people like you can't defend.
wsoxman 3 months ago
I wish I had seen this last week, but it's still hysterical
croutonthegreat 3 months ago