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  • Andy, I love to here you say fuck and cock and you turn me on, you make me hard! Can I have a date?

  • GCE: Giant cock epidemic!

  • press 5 repeatedly for andy's epic stutter

  • @ajayi360 Loool I did it, its kiaren btw

  • your fkcn hilarious!!

  • Nice to know your girlfriend accepts you watching porn. Mine would beat me.

  • You are too much lol

  • Well..Actually people CAN go to space..

  • you're the youtuber I know, who curses the most..

  • Press 5 repeatedly....

  • Hey Andy, use Adblock Plus from Firefox. No ads period. not even Youtube pre-video ads.

  • dont get rage about cock size

  • proer tip - adblock plus

  • protip-fullscreen

  • Andy, you bought it and it didn't work for ya, eh? so sorry to hear it, but u don't have to rage all over youtube xD

  • i love those ads...

  • Andy, you are the only youtuber who can literally make me fall out of my chair laughing with every single video

  • yes you can but don't ever pay for it. go to thunder'splace for same info for free. it can be done but dont believe outragious claims. a gain of 2 ins in length and 1 inch in girth is possible but it takes a lot of work, commitment and consistency and may take up to 2 years.

  • getting better man. Quality videos

  • "wow, you should be black" LOOOL

  • Dude. Mimosa is 80% orange juice, 20% vodka.

  • @shellysanders1985 thats not a mimosa, thats a screwdriver. a mimosa is champagne and orange juice

  • lol love it ! no homo. lol

  • theres actually a surgery to grow ur dick by three inches,but if u get it u cant have sex for eight months

  • do you remember driscoradio?

  • I LOVE YOU ANDYYY

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  • change chairs lol, good stuff

  • Andy (: you are cute!

  • im a little upset that it took a week for this to show in my subscription box. awesome as always andy.. oh, and im happy to know that you're pleased with your dick size! that just makes my day.

  • One of the only people that can make me laugh hard on youtube. Keep it up bro

  • Cock size wouldn't make or break the deal for me though I prefer small to average cocks, mine's average. =;P

  • O_O

  • you obviously bought some and it didnt work, so this is your rage video.

  • @RawrSolo

    lol. XD

  • Japanese guy has always had a tiny cock, and now he's like,

    "GODZILLA!"

    Andy, I have never laughed as much as I did during then. I love you, man.

  • you were high while making that video, weren't you ? :P nice vid!

  • This guy is to funny

  • LMFAO your ron jeremy description had me on the floor! Hahahhahaahhahaah

  • hmm.... 3- 7 inches?? you would be doubling ur dick size if u grew 7 inches........ but the problem with that is, you would get 7 inches longer... but who said anything about wider??... #GiantPencilPenis

  • lulz...

  • haha 2:30

  • ANDY, YOUR AN INSPIRATION MAN! I LOVE YOU!!! 

  • yeah and girls are still fucking his old fat ass. lucky son of a bitch!

  • "Cunts being ripped around the world. Giant cock epidemic!" hahahahahahahaha

  • I laugh out loud every time I watch your vids & sorry but you're hot, hehe.

  • hey. smaller dicks are easier to suck!

  • @NeexFox true... but where's the turn on??

  • I know exactly about these ads you speak of :S.

  • You must have been on xhamster.

  • I don't think girls should be complaining about dick size, because that's just fucking rude. (I'm a girl) x)

  • Funniest one yet. haha

  • LMAO! even my Girlfriend fell down her chair XD!

  • as a girl i never understood why most guys want a huge dick. some myth about satisfying girls more. as long as it's average sized. if your with a guy with a bigger one sometimes it's like enough is enough. it can hurt. i don't need that shit. as long as it's not like a 3 incher. haha.

  • Did you buy some of those pills and now you're all dissapointed?

  • Coming from a girl, size dosnt matter, its all in how you use it. xD hey btw, I probably should of said something earlier but did your ever send off the shirts from the rant contest you had a while ago? :)

  • you deserve more views. No one on you tube can make me laugh like you

  • lol i almost fell for this once (when i was like 15)

  • GODZILLA! XD

  • Oh my fucking god Andy, that was hilarious! Great stuff man.

  • great video

  • True that!

  • Love how I found this through Ellen...

  • "WoW u should be black!" haahahahha

  • Or u can buy that shit that makes women wanna fuck u lmfao

  • if she says "your cock is too small", you should say "no, your pussy is too big" and she'll stfu.

  • I was in a pit of sorrow, i until i watched this. It made me feel so much better, your videos always do :)

  • jelqing and pumping ;)

  • Fuckin' Awesome !! Cool cock talk !! :)))

  • Man: Bigger is better.

  • how high were you when you made this? (seriously)

  • I litteraly laughed myself to death when you yelled "Tighter, Tighter... Ohh your cunt is so loose"

  • lol the podcasts are awesome man

  • godzillaaaaaaaaaaaaaa , love u man :)

  • @TheHarout818 thank you so much. This is what I do :D

  • Drinking game. Eveytime you say 'Cock', take a shot.

  • that was fucking awesome lol

  • Im 100% sure this guy has 5 thousand friends. I mean who wouldnt like to chill with this guy?! HES AWESOME <3 love you andi keep em comming broski

    -anto.

  • GODZILLA!!!! xD

  • Your so funny! hahahahahah btw I like your shirt bro lol where did you get it?!

  • @NewYork646NY I bought it at square one HandM

  • goos shit i always look forward to seeing these in my sub box lol

  • @MrSames660 trying to get more on the go

  • @Andywarski hey man, i just went to check out a porn vid with ron jeremy playing in it and i just wanted to say that his dick really isnt big at all dude...

    

  • nice

  • @KSPEC7OR sweet

  • listenign to your podcast!!

  • @VintageSteampunk what do you think>???

  • @Andywarski Definatly entertaining!! You are like Oprah only a guy! lol

  • its not the size of the wand its the magician behind it c; you make me giggle, i love how you go from being all yelling and stuff to all chill c: and your stuttering is so cute x

  • @MsBlondie90210 aww thanks ;)

  • I got a call about two weeks ago on my celly from a woman trying to sell me enzyte she was going on and on about penises and erections all i could do was laugh my head off while she pitched me. I asked her if anyone ever jerked off while she talked... there was a pause and i said cause i am and she hung up...... fuckin a Andy good to see another video, keeps my days brighter!!!

  • @caboosemacs LMFAO haahhaa. Id have so much fun with that

  • Lol had the same thought the other day, nice video bro hahah :D

  • @MrBigboy135 yeah so weird

  • Amen

  • @Shakaloha93 lol my video was a prayer. thanks for watching

  • d!ck pumps work though (but srsl do you want to go through that?)

  • @YOURsexDOCTOR NOPE

  • I've never worried about my size I think I'm fine. Personally I don't understand why guys worry so much to satisfy a girl, obviously you want to make it nice for her as well but you're just 50% of the sex most guys think it's their job to do everything and fuck the way she likes it in order to make her happy. Sure do that but not to the point where it makes you uncomfortable and in turn not enjoying yourself, you already worked hard enough to get her into bed now enjoy yourself.

  • @TokerMate yeah but im sure you can see why guys would be self conscious about it.

  • @Andywarski It's cool that you respond to comments, I can see and I understand I just hoped that maybe if some really self conscious guy read that maybe it would help him out or something to know that it is not all on his shoulders like a lot of guys think.

    Anyway thanks for the videos mate, always nice to see a new one from you.

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  • my dick has this weird shape when it's hard, it's bent like a banana (thats because i started getting hard ons really young like since i remember myself. I am still a virgin but my knowledge makes me think that this shape would do miracles in doggystyle ?

  • @x19Julius92x YES, that shape is actually a very good shape. It bends back and hits the gspot allowing for more orgasms.

  • @Andywarski and by bends back you mean it will stimulate the upper part of vagina when you do it in doggystyle ? cuz mine is bent downwards :/

  • 666 views xD

  • Fuck this is some funny ass shit. Great stuff Andy!

  • 666 views O.o

  • @alexB5115 yeah that freaked me out yesterday

  • PEACE

  • "Tighter! Tighter!" Laughed out loud in starbucks... xD

  • @deathunlimited454 lmao nice

  • lololololololol

  • whaha go toss off on the mirror you utter wanker

  • Grow your dick 3 inches in 3 days!

  • @MakeIttRainn haha sounds like bullshit eh

  • andy, your fuckin hilarious dude!

  • @BIKEriderX50 thank you so much!

  • Hey Andy your always funny as hell!!

    Don't ever change buddy ';-}

    Peace

  • @marty1160 oh I wont and thank you

  • Terrorists can walk trough walls.

  • @LuiselPat uh oh, that explains a lot

  • Good shit broh!

  • @latino13x3 thanks dude

  • I watched the show "Strange Sex" on TLC once and they had the man with the largest penis ever. It was 13.5 inches. As a girl that would make me run away in terror!!!

  • @msdan38 WOAH thats freaky

  • yo andy your videos kick fucking ass bro

  • @slipknotmaggotful thanks so much, comments like these keep me going

  • @Andywarski no problem bro, and keep going don't stop

  • if the man dont know how to work it whats the point in size.

  • @DontBurnTheBacon10 I suppose it would help make up for the fact he doesn't know "how to work it" lol.

  • @DontBurnTheBacon10 that true

  • nice shirt andy

  • @MrExtremepaintballr why thank you :)

  • LMAO! But well said Andy, scam alert right there.

  • @tazdeville55 helping the people of youtube since 2008

  • Oh Andy I fcking love you for these rants... make my day EVERY FCKING TIME!

  • @7upalike shwwwwet, im happy you enjoyed

  • As long as you don't have a microdick, you're good to go.

    Besides, those 8+ inch dicks can really hurt, ya know.

  • @1125899906842624 lol I can only imagine

  • You are so Fing funny man, keep on making videos!

  • @chaucerthegreat Oh I will :D

  • You made me laugh for at least 4 minutes straight!

  • @FeudalMoon wow, nice, im glad I have the ability to do that

  • One of your best videos in awhile!! Faved :)

  • @ericsoccer1rs sweeet

  • The smaller the dick the better. >w>

  • @MoonWitchRuuRuu I guess soooo....

  • you're hot.....oh and fuckin hilarious

  • @OneDegreeX Nice ;) thanks

  • Such a funny guy lol

  • @SteadyAimer haha thanks :$ Im glad you think so

  • I like your shirt, Andy. 

  • @oxforddictonary wow a lot of people really like my shirt, thanks. Trying to look sexy for you people

  • I subscribed after watching this video :)

  • @maileen420 Nice! Welcome, buckle up

  • Fuckin' andy you funny as hell

  • @will9630 haha thanks :$

  • @Andywarski ohh shit u replied lol keep up the good work

  • This just made me bust up! That was awesome xD

  • @BrendaBip Im glad I can make you busy up laughing :D

  • You are one of the only people that can make me genuinely laugh. <3

  • @Lazermatt Thats really nice, thanks

  • You are seriously the most funny person on youtube

  • @ThePiranhaHead thanks so much!

  • giant fucking cock porn star sweaty balding fat fucking man tit ron jeremy

  • @hunnikay that's going to be in a quote book in the future

  • i touch my self a least 3 times a week. it feels so good

  • @fdjones1 niccce

  • i can care less about cock size

  • This is the funniest shit i have seen on YouTube in months! Thanks Andy

  • @stavs29 I try my best, I'm glad you liked