Adventures in Retail! The customer is always right...? EPISODE 1

[pogiflinja415]

@grotesqueprince lol that's one of the episodes

[westnyorai]

XD i so hated when that happened in retail.

[WolfSpartan1]

America's debt solution in a nutshell.

[grotesqueprince]

i work at a lingerie and toy store.. someone came to return a 'bondage bedset' , which we do NOT accept returns on. She snapped at me that it was a wedding gift she JUST bought and the wedding was cancelled. The box was torn up, i look at the reciept and it says September 17. Its 9/20/11, so i consider it, then I look at it again and realize it was actually last YEAR, when i call her out and say we have 2 week limit she threw the box, cursed me and said i lost her business. 50 year old woman :/

[ElectroHaiso]

A while ago I used my credit card for the first time (I'm a cash person) and I am not good at signing my name.I swiped the card,and I... well....what happened next depends on who you ask...if you ask me,I will tell you that I did a shitty job of signing my name,but the machine will tell you that I drew rainbows and unicorns tap-dancing on the moon.

[MekotsuKawaii]

Retail and customer service is the same thing >_>

[ShiroToshi]

The customer is most definitely always right...... That phrase should be followed by "just kidding!"

[APudgyPidgey]

I once had a girl try that with me and when I worked in the snack shop. When I didn't take it she tried to go over to the check lanes and pull it off, I don't know if she was stupid or what...I have a magic thing....called a phone....and my station looks directly at the check lanes.

[necrochick3]

-_- and this is why I quit working retail

[nocturnalsamurai1000]

this is why i dont ask for id loool

[wtrad]

wow... story of my life

[scapeg0at4]

Seamus need to see this, he'll absolutely love this LOL

[supertvx]

0:41 to 0:50

tf2 mann co store clients

[ech064]

In reality what would happen is she would complain to customer service, they would get the manager, and he/she would eventually let her use it.

[BlueRoseLeader]

Why people become axe murderers and why the targets typicall are blondes :)

[Rainb0wWarri0r]

wait what the hell, she has a dildo, a buttplug, AND anal beads in her purse? @ 0:52 if you pause it at the right frame?!?

[400lobo]

Monopoly money

[KamikaziNinjaStriker]

*crouches in corner* I hate retail...I hate retail...

[ShePlaysIt]

I FUCKING HATE when customers say "Well you can just talk to them on the phone!" Ugh! No DAMNIT! I need to fucking SEE THEM! and their ID! Talking to them on the phone does NOTHING!

[mario3585thesecond]

My sister does this all the time.

[Danza3443]

lol 0:51 Dildo xD

[Aviarmew]

... I'm glad I don't work in retail.

[xblindside7290]

if everybody in the world worked retail even for one day... there would be less stupid people in the world...

[mecahgeek]

0:50 she throws out a dildo, a but plug, and anal beads o_0

[TheRareCode]

Dildo, Anal beads? What a freak!

[DarthZovan]

i would pay in gum

[KamikazeIsaaku]

@DarthZovan Nobody ever pays me in gum :C

[BaalsJurisdiction]

''You don't get it it's MY money''

said the spoiled 7 yo girl to a working man...

[MrLEEMS]

I'm Canadian, I have no choice other than monopoly money.

[MMODreams]

I've never had... THAT happen, but people seem to think it's perfectly natural and normal to just accept other people's cards, or even just the card number itself. I feel for you.

[scapeg0at4]

lol the book she had in her bag was twilight.....

[Cecilie013]

I have worked in a mall... Ever since then, I appreciate and smile at every person behind a counter or cashregister. Your work suck ass, but it can be wonderfull if people are polite and follow the fucking rules! Spread the love in malls and shops everywhere!

[AlowTheGreatPumpkin]

What's the music at 1:03 from? I swear i heard it in an episode of Ren and Stimpy before..

[seanobi777]

@AlowTheGreatPumpkin i have heard that music too from 1:03... It is in Ren and Stimpy I just dont know what the music is called, or I would tell you. I remember watching Ren and Stimpy when I was like 7 or 8, and even back then they had to cut out some stuff just for it to show on television. And since it was a cartoon, it would be aired on things like TnT Toons and Cartoon Network, etc etc... Man, I miss the GOOD cartoons. :(

[Th3UprightMan]

This is why I don't want to ( and educated myself towards not having to ) work in anything that involves dealing with the general public even without having experienced it firsthand. If I had to I'd probably be in jail by now on multiple counts of second degree murder.

[DemonKaiser93]

EPIC POKER FACE!!!

[TheFlailingWolf]

Pretty much every day of my life for 5 years. >.>

[TheRoshi77]

I work retail too and this is exactly what happens down to the last letter. Even the phone part. People don't understand how untrusting of a world we live in. THE CUSTOMER IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF IF YOU THINK THAT!!!! Awesome video showing the struggle retail keep them coming egoraptor you rule.

[tf2fan006]

i would've punched the bitch

[peaceprincess17]

Rofl at the fact that her pig tail was a cell phone xD

[QueenNyx]

That's as bad as when the customer tries to hand me a $100 bill when they only owe $5 and there are signs everywhere that we don't take anything over $20. When I whip out the smallest change I have to give them they suddenly "remember" they have the exact amount in their pocket.

[somberlight]

@QueenNyx hmmh. thanks. its actually a good trick, i might try that.

[jrjuggalo159]

People that act like that customer,should be punched repeatedly in the face with a lawn mower. 

[EtherealOhitoyoshi]

funny... I've never done this, still I GET IT... its HER money she doesn't want to spend, her mom probably doesn't care/doesnt notice... just take her damned card!. I would and then add some extra tip in it for myself lol.

[bluesplus1]

@EtherealOhitoyoshi

Life doesn't work that way...identity theft issues aside, for all we know, she stole her mom's card. It'd be irresponsible if he took it. That dumb bitch should pay for her shit anyway. If she's that reluctant to spend it, that just means whatever she was buying wasn't all that good in the first place. >_>

[somberlight]

@EtherealOhitoyoshi you need to actually know stuff if you're going to make claims like that. if your house goes by the book, you're accountable with however much you earn. house would take the net sum of the purchase from your pay. if the fraudulent purchase was made with full knowledge from you, you're sacked. this has only one (1) exception.

[YakumoChenergy]

And that's when i killed her Officer

[RGavin11]

@YakumoChenergy Well , I'm glad to say we're going to award you with this medal for Extraordinary Community Service ! Congratulations !

[ninetailedfox79]

@YakumoChenergy officer: oh, then fuck it, you're free to go.

[clawthewolf92]

I give up on humanity :feelsbadman:

[becaro0nie]

As someone who works in retail... all I can say is, customers are the worst type of people, in the world.

[FluffyToasty]

I hope i never work in retail again, customers are just clueless half the time, once someone tried to return some plants that they planted 5 months ago!!, they dug them up! who does that? who!?!



[phinny5608]

@FluffyToasty Wow...  Forgive my asking but did they end up getting their money back anyway?

[FluffyToasty]

@phinny5608 I told them no, but they called for a manager and he gave them half thier money back :/

[phinny5608]

@FluffyToasty That's exactly what I thought.

[TheRedwolf11]

@FluffyToasty I know what you mean, sometimes I feel like I'm the only customer with even HALF a brain!I'm stuck behind people like that in line CONSTANTLY!Sometimes stuck behind MULTIPLE ones...That's why I make other people do my shopping now :D

[sammetju08]

@FluffyToasty A dog...

[PrismCasillica]

I live in a state where identity theft and stolen cards are the norm. People would yell at me daily for asking for their id if the card said check for id. Once a cop was in my store and he told a screaming person ("dont you know who I am?!")to gtfo.

[duckingforcover09]

You need i.d to pay by card? Or is that a Yank thing?

[PrismCasillica]

@duckingforcover09 Lots of smaller stores dont have the debt pin machine so we can just swipe debt cards like credit cards. But stolen cards and identities is rampant so if we're nice we'll ask for id so we dont have to deal with banks demanding their money back.

[HAZFRAME]

This comment section is like one big circle jerk, it's like I'm on reddit...or the twilight zone.

[LastMonsivaiS09]

awsome viedo

[SOOMincorporated]

That blonde is such a fag handle.

[DeathDakid926]

she threw out anal-beeds, a vibrator,and a but plug of her bag

[AziroFusima]

Add these to the shorts. 1. When customers decide at the register they don't want an item. 2. When a customer starts you ringing them up and they want to grab '1 last thing' and they're gone like 20 minutes. 3. When they come through your line and don't speak a lick of english and get mad at you cause you don't speak their language.........yeah if you can't tell I'm a cashier >.>'

[LordvGum]

0:51 ....wut....

[drago433]

if i was the retailer, at the time she told him she had cash, i would honestly just jump out a slit her throat.

[Akirathedon92]

Oh. my. glob

[Raveheart90]

Oh god I never want to be a cash register guy.

Because then I'd act the same way I do on the internet.

[MsC0C0YA]

anal bead, butt plug, vibrator, and a twilight book? one can only guess where that's going.

[Finaldream21]

lmao hilarious. I've worked in retail for 3 years and it feels like an eternity! I developed a twitch because of some of the customers I've dealt with hahaXD "30 minutes later..." "He won't take it! He won't take it!"

[SapphireShapeShifter]

lsp?

[Alantosai]

Am I the only one who watched the faces that his lip piercing made as he talked?

[Hakusgirl1]

lol, was her cell phone her hair? XD and she had a twilight book in her purse.lmao

[JezFTW]

lumpy space princess? is that you?

[WoWrofllolz]

ERROR 404 COMMENTS... Oh wait

[tjl1297]

shotherinthefacewithanailgun

[Myouchan88]

This makes me laugh because this used to happen to me all the time lol Some people have no concept of what fraud is xD

[AKITOSOHMA69]

PUNCH HER in the face...there is no judge in the world that will convict you.....*EVIL LAUGH*

[TripleStarHunter]

@cbcbarzarz doesnt really fucking matter. Just enjoy the vid.

[MistralDevile]

I had the same thing happen to me so I empathize with you.

I had a gentleman one time throw a fit when we asked to see his idea and was giving us a hard time for our companies policy. He finally showed us his I.D after very verbally stating "Well since your seeing my driver's licenses do you need to know the last time I had sex or took a dump just to make sure it's really me?"

[0chibijulie0]

you know adults do this too with their elderly parents credit cards and stilllllll get poed. i guess its all the same until some gets their card stolen. then and Only then will it matter.

[kmax410]

Based on a sad but true story. This is awesome, man! And....I pity you.

Oh, and here's your Submarine.

[zimmy91]

Welcome to the world of dealing with my sister....

every

single

day.

[imtheblueguy]

This is exactly the kinda shit that happens in retail lol.

[kval88]

"ohhh you had cash the ENTIRE time .... " "CHAAA !! YOU DONT GET IT ... THATS MY MONEY !!! "

[joshuasiu98]

Lol™

[omegakratos123]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[Mach14speed]

0:52 Dildos, beads, buttplugs and Twilight. What do they all have in common? they either belong to an ass or a pussy.

[ninetailedfox79]

when ever i said that when i worked at retail, they'd always be happy... then again i worked at hallmark and they were mostly old people or women who were really busy.

[heathermason76]

three words to describe my life. EVERY FUCKIN DAY

[JusushiKun]

"That's like, my money."

*Facepalm*

[TomDarkwulf87]

Fucking favorited. I work in retail and it's amazing that I'm part of the same species as some of these people.

[slash8915]

@TomDarkwulf87

It sucks, huh? Try being a manager in retail... It's SO much worse... 0_0

[TomDarkwulf87]

@slash8915 LOL. I am a manager. I know how you feel.

[Kerf87]

@TomDarkwulf87 I wouldnt agree with "amazing".. But yeah.. Agreed. :P

I feel for ya. As we say in sweden; "Styrke kram!"

[BadMadChicken]

@Kerf87 ...Tats totally not what we say in Sweden... maybe if you live in the mountains...

or in Norway.

[Kerf87]

@BadMadChicken I do that every other day. When i wake up, when i go drinking with the buddies, when i get robbed on the way home. Yeah, if there is a situation, there is a Styrke Kram (TM)!

[bloomy2293]

I work at Target. I fucking love these so much :'D

[dacarfreak2000]

@bloomy2293 Really? I used to work at Walmart, Man I fucking hate stupid whores.

[bloomy2293]

@dacarfreak2000 Yeah, and the sad thing is that this happens on a day to day basis too >.> With crap even more annoying than this xD

[SerenityM16]

Happened to you sometimes?

[MikeToonist]

'____'

[glenbratke]

LOL shoutouts to twilight, just saw the title of the book she threw

[GodSince1994]

I know that feel. I know that feel all too well.

[TheDuckmage]

i would pay in monopoly cash

[1ch190]

@TheDuckmage Cash value of $400,000 to a cent.

[StudioVibe]

I had to do this at the post office. My mom was too lazy to go and I told her we had to have an id...i felt so bad for the cashier....

[TrashednScatteredD]

I just about lost it when she said "Well that's my money".

I can relate. I once had a girlfriend.

[existtraiesc]

am i dreaming? i never thought i would see some1 sharing my point of view about feminists like these.

[Vonii27]

xDDDDDDDDDDDD



[theabridgekid]

READ THE DESCRIPTION HE MISSPELLED "UNDERMINE" AS "UNDER MIND" LOL

[osnad]

@theabridgekid "He" misspelled??

[TheCrypterMan]

I would've felt the same way at the end :\ then she'd be dead :)

[arkireW]

Finally, a show for me :3

[113mac113]

did egorapter voice the girl?

[Holfus]

@113mac113 TOMAMOTOTOTOTO-voiced the girl

[113mac113]

@Holfus oh beacuse people say Egorapter voiced it for Episode 2 and 3.

[Holfus]

@113mac113 Im 1000% positive :) Egoraptor is acting for the redhead bitch and also the redhead in ep 3, Tomamotos insanely great voice acting CANT be mistaken

[FreakExceptionale]

Lol LSP in human form. Fucking brilliant.

[TheMarc1k1]

ah ha...

The sad thing is I can see lots of people doing that.

[Fistbeardthepirate]

wait why is he happy when he calls to tell the story then?

[mentalwriter]

Trust me, don't try finding where the argument started in the comments, it's stupid.

[mBrooks95]

its always some stupid bitch. But i suppose its the stupid bitches who make hassle

[HellomynameisN]

You don't get it... Thats my money UH

[kcikdubb]

0:35 LOL

[samtal1991]

lol twilight book 0:53

[Chainsawyou]

Ripping background sounds from Ren and stimpy? Jw, not trying to be a nitpicker

[meeperfish]

@Chainsawyou Whats wrong with paying homage to one of the BEST cartoons ever? Their sound effects and music are now free of copyright.

[Chainsawyou]

@meeperfish Well..Fuck. i didnt say anything was wrong with it, i just wanted to know if what i was hearing was that. shit man.

[meeperfish]

@Chainsawyou Sorry dude :) My bad.

[zeroslashj]

@Chainsawyou Public domain.

[Nickythepickle]

Don't look now; there's a fight in credit card policy under my comment. -_-

[KingCrimeTime]

@Nickythepickle make it stop! :(

[PachucoDesigns]

The customer is always right. Until they're wrong. Which is often.

[Masuo15]

@PachucoDesigns The customer is often wrong, should be the policy.

[DDrake961]

Thumbs Up for the sex toys.

[omgtkseth]

My story. I have never had a job, heh, so its a customer story. When I was cute and perfect (a kid) I watched my uncle play resident evil (rip coolest uncle ever), so I make my parents get me Resident Evil 0. I play it and notice some things: its not the same Resident Evil and its controllers and puzzles are too hard. I go to walmart and ask if I can exchange the game for another one. The lady explains the policy, I go back to my home and give it a second try. My favorite Resident Evil so far.

[omgtkseth]

Well, I went through all the comments and read all the stories... Coool...

[omgtkseth]

Ooh, I went up until the first comment and read all stories. Cool...

[gregaman]

the thing i hate more is when the customer goes and says i can get this cheaper somewhere else , im like wtf i just tell them then go over there and stop wasting my time ........

[tropicsgoddess]

Reminds me of the stints I had in retail. All the jerks that would bitch at me for enforcing policy on the fitting rooms. The ones that used to irritate the hell out of me when I did back up cashier duty were the ones that would ask me to scan and price check a ton of items and then then have me void them. GRR!!!

[knuclear2010]

I never have these problems, but my supervisor does, sadly.

Guy: "I want this for free!"

Me: "Sorry I wish we could make it free but we can't"

Supervisor: "It's not free you have to pay, it says here here here a bazillion times"

Manager: "Okay it's free"

5 customers later

Dude: "Can i have this f'free?"

Me: "Okay sure"

Supes: "Okay sure"

Manager: "You assholes we have rules arghghgh i hate you you NEVER follow da roolz jgkgf"

[omgtkseth]

@knuclear2010 What was for free?

[knuclear2010]

@omgtkseth Well, did you know if you pay for a hotel in las vegas, you have to pay for the gym too? That is if you want to use it of course.

[deraJ156]

One time when I was working in BK's drive through some guy pulled up and ordered a McChicken. I asked him to repeat himself. He did. I asked him again. He did again, in an annoyed tone. By the fourth time he realized where he was. I laughed.

[bebeo4]

0:52 Anal beads, Vibrator, and butt plug. LOL

[AutumnCrusader]

Working in a bookshop

The name of the shop is "[Name] Books"

Books are lined up on every wall, including behind my cashier desk

There is nothing but books and a few CDs/DVDs

Man walks in, looks around the shop in depth and walks over to me

"Do you sell sleeping bags?"

[phinny5608]

0:51, I just noticed the things she threw out of her purse. lol!

[Llaveroja27]

@phinny5608

mardi gras beads,

an over-sized lipstick,

and a worn out jumbo chess piece.

I bet she likes to put random stuff up her ass.

[phinny5608]

@Llaveroja27 Most women do keep jumbo chess pieces in their purse, for obvious reasons. I was just remarking on how cliche she is.

[phinny5608]

@Llaveroja27 Most women do keep jumbo chess pieces in their purse, for obvious reasons. I was just remarking on how cliché she is.

[posthumanfetus]

I could watch a thousand of these.

[NiGHTSChao689]

Worked in retail for 4.5 years.. I can't tell you how many times this happened..

[superyoshiblast]

@meeperfish i don't understand? what does she mean by ''she wont take it'' referring to her mom or the cashier?

[Hirotamoy]

@superyoshiblast i think shes referring to herself like 'i want take this' being made into 'she (referring to herself) wont talk this (referring to the treatment)'

[javico1127]

>=3

[s0nnyburnett]

She carries a buttplug, anal beads and a dildo in her purse? I wouldn't take any of her shit either.

[princesscarlos]

@s0nnyburnett and the worst part, a copy of twilight

[YuckyAppleTree]

I was a cashier for 5 years.... man this brings back memories...

[SharkyLV]

Whose voice is that violet haired girl in the beginning?

[GeorgeTom9]

I used to work in a laundry and my boos fired me infront of a costumer 'cause I told her I was sick of washing her son's clothes (and underwear)... F*cking b*itch, then I took her to trial 'cause she paid me under the table... Yeah, karma exists ;)

[DJrinzler1]

I want at least one of the characters in any of the videos to have gauges

[DJrinzler1]

I used to work in best buy and when customers wanted returns and they didn't have their receipts with them, I'd explain that I can't help them. They start at me blankly and cursed,whine, and sometime resorted to bribe me in order to return their purchases. :3 that's when I quit. :)

[McBooBlitzman]

Reminds me of Lumpy Space Princess. XD

[Katzykeens]

You know, all these people are gonna laugh and wonder how people can be so stupid, but you know AT LEAST 2 of the thousands of people who will watch and laugh, will have been guilty of being this fucking dumb xDD

[TheRamosOnline]

I live near an airport and all the places I've worked have had people like this and worse.

If you'd like me to tell you one of the tales I have then drop me a message. :P I'd be more than happy to let you use them as ideas for more of these.

[kapassikey]

i really respect these videos ^_^