ACE v Khan S1 (P3/3): Reach v Stork! Winners League

[ajdoyen1]

'uh oh...UH OHH... PREEMPTIVE STORM. OHHHH REACH OHH REACH...look at him...'

[Louis43thebeastmast]

stork: dino :80% girl:10 %, man :10%

bisu girl:100%

reach man:100%

[UltimaWeaponVIII]

Flying Biceps ftw!!!

[fang4643]

dare i say that cholera's reach games are so biased that they are more like stand up comedies than commentaries?

but that's what makes them extremely entertaining though

[Mizzkyttie]

I like Biased commentary...

Watch a Red Sox vs. Yankees game on a major network... boring.

Watch it on NESN (New England Sports Network... thus heavily Red Sox biased)... much more entertaining experience...

Then, if you can listen to a local radio station play by play it, it's even better!

MANTOSS RULES!

[xTnT87]

What a man commentary geeez

[tcaflint]

Ahman to that

[happyhopper]

I love how January is dragged into it. No one is safe from REACH!!! Guard your daughters and wives!!!

[5hip00pi]

"He was expanding at that other weird expansion"

Lol, to hyped to check which expansion it was^^

One of your best commentaries man

[trelokamenos]

or even a manrab...

no seriously this is one of the best commentaries on starcraft I've ever watched and the first one I watched twice:D

[trelokamenos]

You must  construct additional PIMPlons

[KaLNFoRc3R]

pure MAN-win

its amazing how they both had almost exactly the same armies but one came on top :)

[DaR3b3L]

äfter reach sleept with januray" -lmao, awesome commentrary

[matthewface]

lol. manstorm

[JoanOfArc121]

"Nope, nope, nevermind. It dies."

[lacisk8er]

"Stork kills his reaver, but Reach is now pissed" LOL

[godishman]

this is my fav sc video

so fing epic

[reneg86]

flying biceps to the face of stork mwahaha :D

Great commantary once again cholera

[NeanderingWaffle]

lol "man lot killing girly probes" that was fuckin priceless haha. simply wonderful. you make me laugh dude. peace

[slacker133]

very manly commentary

[theegg89]

keep up these co"man"tary, they're awesome! simply the best.

[twinesper]

Best commentary ever =)

[Flarez94]

OH REACH OH REACH LOL!

comantary hahaha...

This Man stuff is getting too obsessive

please try to calm down

[nilka83]

Well Cholera what to say. I loved this commentary. I mean chuck norris served evereyone a roundhouse kick to the face, then Mantoss Reached for his head ;) Love your gayness you and Reach would be the cutest couple ever XD. What would you say if he stepped on your doorstep and asked for your hand in marriage. Tell us all just so we know for sure ;)

[Krytha]

I lol'd

[YonekXYZ]

Manstorms...

[soulhunger1]

I'll have to admit, I was rooting for Stork. I guess I just did not realize the true manliness of Reach.

[manuelschindler]

the "man" jokes are getting boring cholera....

[r3z3nd3]

Man, the manliness of Reach is just... too manly...

CoMANtary = ROTFLOL

[r3z3nd3]

the face of stork is ... like we say in brazil "impagável" (unaffordable / unpayable)

even Rreach didn't believe he had won! hahah! and great commentary!

[doomofkvicksud]

I'm guessing on that you mean priceless, and yes i can't believe that Reach just did that. Also, com"man"tary's and manstorms lol :)

[h7dra]

lol half the units you talk about you add "man" in front. Besides that fantstic commentary as usual

[guimontag]

lol this commentary is so over the top

[dutxxx]

cholera..u almost got a orgasm everytime u make a commentary on reach

[vava85]

MANTOSS!

[Michael2708]

Flying biceps :P

[fiendin281]

*manly grunt*mmm...manly!

[SynisterDrake]

flying bicep slap to the face lol

[NoWaiBoss]

Turok, haha. Exciting commentary and well played by both of them.

Good stuff.

[email11168421]

OMG AWSOME!!!!!

[goa103]

GG, specially the DTvDT. Any idea why the match was splitted into 3 parts ?

[chipsfingers]

GOOOOOOOO MANTOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

I just love choleras comments on reach games

[SupaPoopaScoopa]

Ye that was seriously entertaining...I'm not even a SC player and I'm subscribe. How crazys is that.

[PeiD0nG]

did he do this live?

[Herms123]

this commentary was as funny as klazart's commentary on frozean vs reach

[frydooo]

omg omg i must see that! where and how do i find that game?

thanks

[Iaaanxd]

yaaay mantoss

[chihuadog]

i would say january didn't look surprised. she looked like she was getting hot for the mantoss after that performance.

[frydooo]

lol

[Doomshroom1]

wow, frankie needs to grow a pair. I'm not surprised that he's an insecure narcissist.

I bet his unsubscribe hurt you deeply, didn't it cholera... lol

[Frankii3]

why dont u just suck choleras dick??

since u love him so godamn much

anndd aww is somone jelous that the girls like frankiie :)

/ end thread

[utubeaddict12334]

wow, so happy for cholera!!

[mudskipper1234]

great stuff.

[Hish001]

HELL YAH epic commentary :)

[froztbite1337]

EPICAL!

[Frankii3]

wow cholera like STFU

I cant watc ur shit anymore cus ur so godamn bius.

wow wayy to talk shit about my fav play stork . idiot. / unsubscrib.

[naranja18she]

lol i'm stork's fan, but i wasn't offended, u need to learn to take jokes as jokes

[richardsjobergmjaoo]

lol manscarab

[seimen2]

just awesome, thx a lot. the manscarab part was epic

[PwnNubtarzz]

Can you and the other sc commentators make a rule that only you are aloud to commentate reach games? I haven't laughed so hard in a while

[reticentbassist]

TUROK THE DINOSAUR HUNTER

that was so epic!

[TRYCLOPS1]

Girlie probes!!!!! LOL

[RaiKageRyu]

Reach + Cholera = Sooo many LOLs

[trigunxvash10]

OMG heck yea....also, RISE + Cholera = LOLs too.....both those commentators are effing awesome

[sliverstorm]

One more vote for the awesomeness of Turok. Fantastically exciting commentary.

[Potrice69]

REACH = TUROK DINOSAUR HUNTER

Nice one Cholera lol!

[Robotman42]

Protoss units don't have testosterone!

[3h8b8f1s]

but mantoss units do

[Robotman42]

Dang you got me there

[archonxiao]

com'MAN'tary! lol

[uf4ggo]

i love how cholera makes all sorts of jokes about people wearing dresses when he jerks off at night to posters of reach

[Dijjyn]

you sir win the internet.

[gregormech]

bisu isn't a girl, he's a woman. lol!

[natewei]

looks like stork finally cleared up his acne!

[MistahDoran]

Brollic

[ZkilfinG2]

Epic enthusiasm! And a great game as well.

[kingj521]

Anyone know a site were i can download this game?

[0rkrist]

RIght after the GG when tey show Reach's face he looks like he can't believe he won at the first moment  xD

Well done Cholera, as all your ComMantaries so far. Keep it up!

[zeejustin6]

the amount of enthusiasm you brought to this game was incredible

[ceridan01]

turok the dinosaur hunter, man thats naustalgic.

I remember when turok came back to life he'd say, "I am TUROK!" lol

[njvyt]

MANLY

[MitaniSC]

Since they last slept together...... xD we are going to see small reach duplicate kids arownd him :D

[Samamurai]

Since they last slept together??? Cholera you're strange but always on point.

[Jarndk]

As always cholera leaves me smiling after a Reach commentary, it's so funny to hear the crap he let's out about Reach =)

[alegnalekrem]

I love the shrieking during the battles. It sounds like Cholera is going to swoon. This is really a mancrush.

[lottobarn]

i'm confused, what was the fact of the matter?

[Yuicy]

These Reach commentaries are always so hilarious, but you have to be careful not to overdo it and keep your eye on the game (like you have done so far). That was awesome game. I'm glad that Reach isn't out of the game and still kicks ass like he has in the past. gg

[Tillysouth]

Great game.

Storks forge was up earlier, how come he didnt have the +1 earlier ?

[Arckitekt]

velly good chee cheeee

[sc2gg4ever]

just ... hilarious, but i think 4 reach games in a row and cholera needs some injections ;)

[mrgeorgian]

Thanks Cholera! Brilliant coMANtary!

[BruinMD]

That was the manliest commentary ever! Oh, and did you see that Reach's manlots had +2 balls?

[empirerakeback]

Reach: "You won't like me when I'm angry..." [serves up facefull of man]

[Bexamous]

LOOL That was the awesomest commentary ever.

[mechwarrior13]

MAN what a game!!!

[iox42]

Hahahahahaha this was awesome, I am so with you, most exciting game EVER :D

[SiouxTube]

Here's hoping Reach can capitalize on this win and get his 1v1 skills sharp again.

Thanks Cholera(its weird being up to date.)

[adamisuber]

REACH IS PISSED OFF!

[Rulerfenrir]

when reach is pissed, he gets +15 zealot blades

[ibanez555]

Haha, knew this would be epic !

Cheers and keep it up ^^

[fortunecookiepalace]

stork just got served a faceful of man

[letyourheartbeat]

haha, you're officially my fav sc commentator

tx

[Sotanath86]

Mantoss ftw!

[MrAndersonmm]

Lay off Cholera's mancrush, it's all good.

[tejntanga]

Out-MAN-ed indeed!

[TwiSm69]

Cholera have u experienced Mantoss' manliness firsthand?

[hmnai]

LOL TUROK

[BruceYammosk]

The Mantoss has returned!

Will he also start destroying everyone in 2009?

You can bet your minerals on it!

[craftofpoop]

ROFL extra testosterone

[jordansharma]

I think Cholera has said "man" at least 300 times in this series. Great job by Reach!

[horlickiki]

*****spoilers below*****

OUTMANNED BY THE MANTOSS!!

pretty much sumarizes it up

[stevz0r]

oh god cholera, you are so creepy but funny as hell

[megadethqc]

To all people complaining about Cholera being biased ALOT toward Reach, well deal with it, its Cholera, we all know that every game he commentates with Reach in will be the epitome of biased-ness and manlyness.

[silentstealth07]

I can see why some would find this commentary annoying.. but I loved it! Hilarious stuff!

[xigosutoxic]

i like your commentaries but when u commentate on any game with Reach it is the most biased shit ever. every little thing he does you make a big deal of it and it's so annoying.

[megadethqc]

Cholera has a mancrush. Deal with it.

[Mustango5]

that is because Reach is AWESOME and every little thing he does IS a big deal. Nothing more to say really.

Got your back Cholera

[xsagradoxcorazonx]

I actually wanted Reach to win this, but the commentary makes it SO ANNOYING. It was funny the first few times, but its gotten so old already.

[deviltai]

dont watch it then. its a pretty big deal for many. its like lebron james serving in the army and come back to play basketball. thats why people are so excited about it

[xsagradoxcorazonx]

its not like hes been making the jokes just after he joined the army, its ALWAYS been like this. IT IS SO OLD and not funny anymore. I'm obviously not the only one that is bothered by this. And again, I actually really like Reach...the commentaries just get really annoying sometimes.

[INS1cells]

like WTF with the "man" in everything.....

[dmoney747]

incredible commentary. you have reached the status of Mantator!!!!

GG

[clo5ure]

critical man-concentration achieved

[ijuka]

Amazing commentary, especially the part where the 2 reavers got killed by one scarab.

Stork played like shit, though. He's really falling into a deep slump... Which I couldn't be happier about.

[TRYCLOPS1]

That was a man scarab!!! This makes Cholera's theory true; Reach's zealots can kill 4 zealots. Reach's reaver killed 2... LOL

[Zarathustra314]

That was fking brilliant!

I was laughing out loud half the game, and I now completely agree, Reach is indeed... The ManToss!

[BenHileday]

Lol Turok.

[dragonkillaga]

lol january slept w/ the mantoss

[Elsydeonz]

manscarabs lol

[vahnsin]

ROFL, this is brilliant work Cholera, perhaps your best yet.

[RealmEternal]

gg.. but Bisu > Reach

[imESAM]

Wow....reach...jesus....wow.

[polywoly15]

i jizzed in my pants

[lazomaniac]

lol "TUROK" lol

[clizzaster]

I think this was the most entertaining commentary I've ever heard. Mediocre game, wicked fun commentary.

[Jubinell]

omg stop harassing january! she's nice...

[dungheap123]

Reach's keyboard has pubes.

[CHumga]

wow Stork is really slipping off his game, losing to Reach...that's inexcusable.

[T3rraBahamut]

Reach will beat everyone in 2009, okay

[transmorgraphier]

awesome game. wonderful unbiased commentary as always Cholera. haha gg

[grindingitup]

LOL cholera i love how u called GG wen reach had lesser men, ther was no way u knew he was gnna pull out those manstorms to take the lead , haha u got manfaith

[OMFGHIPPO]

wow he just totaly MANhandled stork

well good job reach hope u can show your MANlyness to the rest of samsung

[Tsunamityphoon]

lol bisu is the girl !! haha

[daveatmizzou]

dude, a man-commentator would follow such a game with whiskey

[fatshadow92]

y is stork called dinotoss?

[Sonix21]

when he was rising he devoured his opponents like a hungry dinosaur

[idiallin]

gayyy

[xsagradoxcorazonx]

he was caught wearing a dinosaur suit. (i'm not kidding, this is actually what happened)

[fatshadow92]

thats freakin amazing

[laguuni]

manjoke mine is depleted

[xodarapi]

Cholera had to change his pants after this game, too.

[Bozalii]

Already saw the game, but with choleras commentary added to it it's well worth it to watch the game again :D. Thanks Cholera

[k6112975]

this video is so funny~cholera~kk

[KiNPiN1835]

ROFL @ TUROK THE DINOSAUR TOSS!!!!

[Hir0Protaganist]

nice comMANtary!

[delirium1326]

I knew Cholera had to commentate this game!

Well done man. Epic commentary! :D

[kpg51876]

spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler!

I think i just heard the english version of the Reaver reaver reaver video. I'm also glad that reach MANaged to win.

[neutronflare47]

MANTOSS!

[lazaruslol]

Fuck that was intense :D

[SCWarkos]

LOL

Cholera calm down!

I like it!

[hyhhy]

Cholera's thing for Reach was always pretty funny IMO, but apparently it's like over 9000 times funnier when Reach actually decides to live up to Cholera's expectations. Nice.

[kmomang]

i lol'd so hard @ the Turok comment.

[naturalkinds]

Awesome PvP.

[skatekoh]

hehehehe... they pack their own keyboards. what nerds :)

[jjay75]

how's that nerdy? is it wrong for athletes to bring their own shoes?

[skatekoh]

shit, its a joke

[thundasc]

that last battle was won by reach SOLELY because he took out the templar of storks right before it, reach's remaining units would have died to the 2 storms it had

that snipe was a pimpest play!

[deadceyx]

so much man lol

[LittleCD]

comebak with reach

[gamegenie11]

wicked commentary

reach with the flying bicep attacks ftw

[xchanstar]

if anyone commentates even a tenth as well as cholera does for sc2gg idol then that contestant deserves to win

[faltec]

And i guess that Reach joined the army since women weren't manly enough for him :confused:

[liandzbergis]

fuck yeah! reach must have been super pissed to win that battle.