#1 - Why Vlogs Suck

[MightyMacNZ]

Like if you said "View a Vlog" lol

[MrAwesomesauce101]

I saw a kid when I went to go up to my Spanish class on the 2nd floor vloging with his iPhone and I laughed in the background. When it comes to vlogs if the don't concern me or if the person doesn't have anything interesting to say I don't give a flying fuck.

[TantiBoy]

Ray William Johnson makes me cut myself.

[thetwinkleturnip]

your ironic vlog hate doesn't change the fact that you're as much a dipshit at the rest of all other vloggers.

[artistcjalos]

All my vlogging I do sucks. Eh, I edit beginning titles and shit on vlog, but cutting out words, naw. I am WAY too lazy for that and don't give a shit about my speaking problems on my one take. My vlogs are boring, but eh, I don't give a fuck. I just have to ramble my gums out sometimes.

[CostyBabyXD]

The amount of views you have does not show how great you are!!!!

[carapar114]

this is some sort of joke right, i'm about to start a vlog. among the haters, there are people who like vlogs.

[TabMcgee]

Just subscribed! :)

[amylacks]

you remind me of lee evans, but you're hotter (:

[TheStaffo92]

your a fucking legend, just for you im gna kick my dog in the cunt, well im not cus she's a good pup, but i will punch some soppy facebook lovin cunt for ya

[TheStaffo92]

your a fucking legend, just for you im gna kick my dog in the cunt

[gamingfreak1]

lol sooooo funny but i disagree, EventStatus does in one take-whole videos....

[ThisIsParaDice]

So, i've been off watching Youtube vids for quite awhile now.

But then i seen you moved to this Channel from SkinnyClown and man you made the right choice, i'ma watch the rest of the vids now but this one was hilarious.

Excellent Job, My Cockslapping Amigo.

[murphy795]

ITZ FOOK

[Tazmainiac9]

your american accent is pretty legit dawg. lulz hilarious vid

[Sephlolege]

Absolutely hilarious:D I look forward to seeing more videos :)

[Jknessmic]

FOOK

[Technobanana]

Your fucking dead, just walked into my brothers room and he was dead, and this was on his screen so I watched it... you sick bastard!

[JOOOHHHNNNN]

Dude you need to make more videos your fucking hilarious :)

[zazanatar135]

well maybe you could try and keep nicer about it ?

because you're obviously going to keep on about it so yeah. think about it.

or at least no names.

[zazanatar135]

fuckk that. danisnotonfire, meekakitty, amazingphil seem like real sweeties and i think you shouldnt name names. not only that but leaving comments on their pages about how they suck is totally wrong, bitch.

[LaytonTaylorJunior]

@zazanatar135 ... i'd like to say i care, but really don't. Those people are dangerously false. Like them if you feel you should, but i'll tell them they fucking suck to there faces if i could ... this isn't a vlog about the wonders of the human soul. I'm just saying it as it is ... thanks for the feedback :D

[dino88cro]

@LaytonTaylorJunior mate fucking tell them like it is, keep being fucking honest and tell 'em wankers what its about, keep the videos going, thanks, bye

[LaytonTaylorJunior]

Everyone, for a PERFECT example of everything i talk about in this video, click on the video response thingy called "My neckkkk" below ... seriously, my god.

[littlemonster333]

@LaytonTaylorJunior wow... I only made it through 35 seconds of that... It's just so completely fake. Thanks for the compliment on my page by the way, I like vlogs to be a nice, relaxing experience for my viewers (sometimes) I like them to make a cup of tea and just watch, without being annoyed by cut aways, screaming and general annoyingness!! Good video, keep it up. Anyone who slags of AmazingPhil is good in my books ;)

[LaytonTaylorJunior]

@littlemonster333 nice ... nice ...

[FlabbaGab12]

@LaytonTaylorJunior I FUCKING LOVE YOU!! I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT OTHERS SAY!! YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST CUNT!!!!

[SteveDutzy]

hahaha, very nice. That was really well done.

[jin37uk]

lol well said, a lot of this crap annoys me too! :D

[violenthues]

But Jerry's final thought is the most inspiring thing I've heard this week!

[MissLydiamck]

this is the seventh time I have attempted to watch this as the internet hates me... but shit a chicken it is definatly worth it. HILARUOUUUUS!

[Digiimandan]

Every reason i should hate RWJ all in 1 vlog.

[psoninja]

Fucking amazing all it need is some dubstep in here somewhere and your golden.

[darkice1123]

SaladUK sent me <3

[MissStefana]

<.< pure lies :p i know u love them vlogs :D

[DonkymanCominAtYa]

i always thoght u was a black guy

[therobster512]

dude whos colleycole?

[WhiteBeats1]

"They have a little fit, fuck it see you next week." haha

[ParkourKings]

YOU ARE HILARIOUS AHAA

[wileX22]

..I WANT MORE..this is epic :D..

[leester901]

WOW, keep these up DJ Cockslap. 

[jdog634]

That was fucking perfect! you summed up every single vlog out there man, and kept it hilarious.... Amazing 'Vlog' man.

[SaladUK]

This was pretty damn funny, keep at it ;)

[Bootstrap193]

@SaladUK hi salad :)

[ThaHumanWaste]

this is probly the shittest of videos ive ever seen... ever.. ever

god i feel sick xx

[Tezzaw]

Matt...i want your babies! :D <3 SUBCRIBED!!!!

[ElPorge]

I made a mess now :/

nice one batman xx

[TheFuzzee1]

that was actually rather amusing.... well done :)

[GreenEyedChaos]

Shit... that was actually very good, who knew?

[DunWannaTellMyName]

i do agree d hand thing they do at d end is FRICKING annoying

[chronicbob]

Fuck i hate Vlogs! have a thumbs up  >:)

[iTsFaTe101]

Fucking amazing.