Skyrim - A Vampire & his Walrus "Viking Commentary"

[glkgamerlol]

I RAPED YOUR WALRUS!!!!

[TubbyGizmo0505]

my nipples hunger for blood... # dead

[LarsHeyton]

It seems like you've talked to Walrus more than once about Yerking off in public.

[dimbosiyy]

you fight like posey)

[Epic7310]

Did you use the master resurrection spell for the walrus? Dead thrall is the name of it. I want to know if I should get my conjuration to 100 for a walrus or not.

[Lindqvistgamer]

Haha, there is a walrus head in falion's house

[mfewbeast]

i laughed so loud i got in trouble but it was worth it LMFAO

[J88Wolf]

How is the walrus not turning into ashes? I hope it's not a mod. :/

[J88Wolf]

I subbing, you are funny as hell! xD

[ASHD78]

i love this guy 3>

[weezer4evah]

you should get a follower and give them an execution hood. i forget where you can get them but they make people look hilarious

[RJwilliams666]

"yerkin off in public"

holy shit

[10wcrete]

im moving to sweeden

[deadcalled]

I already knew that spot with the dragon and the priest. Lmao ! You made my day.

[lokihammer2]

robbaz"my nipples are hungry for blood hahaha" rly????

[Multi18only]

Swedish people are f*cking hilarious

Hmm....is this racism in a kind way?

[KnockdownMoth3]

2:30 was a nasty hit

[hateallybad]

Fuck yea walrus :P

[LOLWUTROX]

I was watching this video and then I saw Krosis and I was like.. Don't I have Krosis?

OHYAH!

[Arredracus]

What gloves are you wearing? 

[chauosignmf]

Whats the spell that he used to revive your walrus in the beginning

[TheElricKNIGHT]

@chauosignmf raise zombie, i think

[chauosignmf]

@TheElricKNIGHT I thought it says for 60 seconds and u cant hold it in ur hand, its a power

[TheElricKNIGHT]

@chauosignmf you hold it in your hand, and plus when his walrus died it turned to ash, and that is what happens when a something that was revived with raise zombie dies. he might have used a mod to make it last longer than 60 seconds or maybe theres a stronger power out there. i guess we wont know unless he tells us

[Craziguy33]

Have you got no shame?

-_O

[coti9898]

Your animal is a pervert

Your animal is a pervert

[kingratliff129]

BUT THEIRS ONE THEY FEAR AND THEIR COMES IS ROBAKIIN NIPPLEBORN

[TheGreatCapra]

My Vallruss!

[TheEdgehead01]

how do you keep the walrus from turning to ash

[SuperFapable]

why do you use the word nipples

[jajajjajajjajjaja17]

@SuperFapable u dare question the king?

[Pyro147741]

Too bad @ 7:00 he has no clue that krosis is right by that word wall.

[ShadowMuFiN]

MY NIPPLES HUNGER FOR BLOOD

[jamstermman12]

yoiur eating his nuts whata shame

[smileywars11]

i so knew he was going to get killed by krosis

[shinobix0234]

THE WALRUS IS IN VALHALA NOW

[theINFECTED15]

trying to summon a living dragon nice.

[barrazaalfredo98]

2:27 "You got knocked the Fuck Out!!!!!!" lol

[Koby711]

Really in public we talked about this get down in the water thats perverted ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL LMFAO

[gameaddict124]

MY NIPPELS ARE HUNGREY FOR BLOOD XD

[TheJabmon]

And you're eating his ass! Do you got no shame? I dont think you do.. fucking walrus

[THEgreeniceT]

-3 FÖRiHELVETE

[THEgreeniceT]

Åh jävlar, de e ju jörgen för fan!

hahaha love u robbaz -3

[deafosho]

lmfaoooo

[flyingsquirrel157]

You and pewdiepie should meet

[ThisSilentG]

@flyingsquirrel157 when polar opposites collide.

[SkyFuzionzHD]

how you get a pet walrus?

[ThisSilentG]

@SkyFuzionzHD how are you so stupid?

[TheRaleyman]

i havent laughed this hard in so long lol.

"oh no hes cooling down my nipples.."

[daldorian]

you want to eat his ass? oh now look your ashamed

[daldorian]

yerkin off in public! we talked about this!

[N4GH7YB34Rs]

your weakness are purple nurples

[gruntipoo]

rofl xD

you are awesome dude

[PushingDownDaisys]

Looking up his ass? Cmon! ohh...your even ashamed of it...lol.

[xSargeFeredx]

Better than Tejbz.

[piggy6724]

where are you in skyrim in 4.10?

[RoseDarling448]

Hahahaha a Capri sun

[thegubbe123]

åh jävlar det är jörgen för fan xD

[frenchtoaster1000]

4:38 OH SHIT HE'S COOLING DOWN MY NIPPLES

lost it.

[narutofan321211]

... Krosis was the first Dragon Priest i killed... he was easy even at lv 20

[pandapaws297x]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

[iDrewwwwwwwwww]

How did he the walrus? dead thrall doesnt work

[PAVANVKATT]

@iDrewwwwwwwwww It's a mod :P

[SmallLittleKILLA]

badass walrus

[rutgercap]

how does he keep his walrus for so long? lol

[gabthegoon]

@rutgercap 100 conjuration you get a permanent raise dead

[MrKhalsaman]

how do you get a walrus companion.

[timmyisthefly]

@MrKhalsaman kill a walrus then revive him, hell die within 2 mins tho so u may have to use a mod 

[L3GEND2k10]

R.I.P

[Johnnycakeism]

super tits everywhere

[TheScaleFish]

"YERKING OFF IN PUBLIC!"

[MrNarf14]

is this a mod or do you just have to upgrade your conjuration spell?

[Alster12345678]

only you would have a walrus companion

[MAGiiCTOMAHAWKz]

YOUR AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kontonavnet]

Im gonna beat the shit out of this dragon!! ima use mah fists!

[Mozezrox]

Aj onli gått wan hiling pått!

[huddoking]

the horkers eyes look like i will get ALL the nipples and wont share

[MrDragonTracer]

Jörgen för faan!

[Lykrim]

"do you want to eat he aass, han on you can eat it if you want to" LOL

[molagballer]

what armor do you have

[D7Industries]

the whole time i was wondering isnt krosis at shearpoint?

[spatan1191]

I don't know whats funnier u or Justin Beibers last album.Haha

[yovillescutie99]

Where do you get the spell do make him your minion....

[TaiyouRyu]

Rofl as soon as I saw he was at shearpoint I was like "Oh fuck and he doesn't know the dragon priest is there does he? Oh shit this is going to be good." Then after the dragon was dead.... god I laughed my ass off.

[TheGivdul98]

Jörgen för faan

[TheMrbadhatter]

well your walrus didnt give a shit until he became a pile of crap lol

[gabthegoon]

I had the same reaction as you when 7:10 I had the fucking dragon priest coming out of his tomb

[MeAndHomies]

@xFiveFingerDeathx I totally agree

[andygoldhero]

0:00 I regret entering your house...

[NumberOneRandomAzn]

Lmao jerking off in public

[xFiveFingerDeathx]

I've never laughed so hard in my life.

[DarKairiFan]

Can someone say tourrettes???

[Skaterman913011]

You killed a BLOOD dragon with your bear hands...i have so muc to learn my sir.

[ZOMBIEHAVIC]

Lol, he got lucky. First time I faught Crosis I had to fight the dragon as well. :p

[DatCookeh]

Why do you get so many special attacks? :L

[yovillescutie99]

What spell did you use on the walrus?

[geico64]

"yerking off in PUBLIC"

[URvenomDeath]

you are the first one that i saw to take down a dragon with no weapons!!

[CoceCan]

what is that spell called

[TheSterrett]

6:55 WAIT, YOU FORGOT ABOUT KRO-

[forgereporter]

i love your army of children

[RouserTheRebel]

@MusikalJoker

That was harsh. Frankly, I'm not jealous of basementdwellers.

[MusikalJoker]

@RouserTheRebel

Sorry, I think my friend hacked my YouTube account... Again -_-

I'm sorry for the comment and will be taking it down.

Either way though, keep your thoughts to yourself, unless they're good thoughts ;)

A good example of that would be what my friend left you.

[SgtGonji]

His walros was jurgen off in public?

[marekiller8]

A smile came on my face when he said he'd never been to Shearpoint before. Fuck Blood Dragons, Krosis up in this bitch.

[MilktheStrange]

Damn dragon taking out your walrus! For shame dragon -=L

[wallymoviemaker]

Facking Genius XD

[Blahblahfhas]

Fucking hilarious

[Domo230]

Fucking love swedish people.

[dryeyedcrab]

VOS RO DAH the riseng dead

[Lucasmol095]

make a tribute to the walrus

[Danimalx3]

mead is a mixture of honey and water. the more you know

[C3NT124LxT1M3]

Like If Falion is white in your game :D

[sgtarmy10]

Have u meet my horker he's black and I gave him a stormcloak to eat in my house I put olfrics head on my bookshelf

[callegnaget]

stackars jörgen ;D

[p00pyjoe]

most badass walrus in all of Sweden!

[TheKesopower]

Jörgen din jävel xD ! <3 älskar dig vad är modet till valrossen ? ;D

[NewmanNugget]

im sorry but i cant stop laghing

[RouserTheRebel]

Fucking obnoxious swedes.

[Limedable]

@RouserTheRebel His commentary isn't serious, you realise?

[RouserTheRebel]

@Limedable

Yeah no shit. But it's not even remotely funny.

Only an immature twats would think that this is a good comedian. I'm Norwegian by the way, not that it would make any difference, but it's just embarrassing each time he mentions "valhalla" or "viking" or something relevant to what he "THINKS" is Swedish culture. It isn't. His country is founded on Volvo and IKEA. just fucking embarrassing.

[vivalacaleb13]

@RouserTheRebel well im american and i think his vikind... or should i say"twat" nipples are FUCKING RICHEOUS!!!!

[WhoElseButKris]

@RouserTheRebel You are an angry person. I will pray for you.

[Iammyself920]

@RouserTheRebel lol, did ur mom not give you enough attention when you were in your late teens to now?

[RouserTheRebel]

@Iammyself920 Nice argument fucko

[CarBinze]

@RouserTheRebel Shut up you are the a

[NuggahSean7]

@RouserTheRebel hes not obnoxious hes hilarious and in his own home

[Statusinator]

He has quite a strong right hand if you know what I mean.

[stevensonbak]

"I am going to spank the shit out of your ass!"

[OuranNekoChy]

Walrus doesn't give a shit.

[PrittyAmazingPoTaTo]

YOU ARE KING OF NNNIIIPPPIIILLLSSS LOL

[sallyrunsfast]

DEN! TAL! APPOINTMENT!

[Obsidian667]

i have to pause the video numerous times to laugh. SO FRIKIN FUNNY XD

[Qiwiza]

Neej, gimme Jörgen dammit!

[FinaleFrontier]

HEY ROBBAZ GOTO SOVENGUARD ITS BASED AFTER VALHALLA

[KOCPY]

My nipples HUNGER for BLOOD! LMAO.

[vanhalenIOU1]

do you have no shame?! lmao

[MrCallum104]

that was fucking BADASS PUNCH THAT DRAGONS FACE!!

[MEGAMFSTUDIOS1000]

3:09 "Å jävlar det är Jörgen för fan" lmao

[AxzenStarcraft]

@MEGAMFSTUDIOS1000 what does that mean?

[MEGAMFSTUDIOS1000]

@AxzenStarcraft it means "oh fuck its Jorgen" in swedish

Heja sverige!!! XD

[magnawolf171]

0:04 vampireism!



[xXSQPRXx]

robbaz,i think you and psychicpebbles would get along nicely

[ominiticgaming]

*punches woman in the face* "...hohoho!  I love this game!"

Pretty much my reaction. XD

[yoboy96969]

R.I.P walrus

[EndermenLord]

I wonder how he manages to live, punching a dragon like that.

[SuperTristensmith]

pause it in between 1:30 and 1:31 there is the walruses dad lol

[12345wery]

HOW DOES HE HAVE A PET WALRUS

[rubberchickenzilla]

@12345wery he killed it and used a necromancy spell to bring it back to life.

[Fryiffy]

come on hurry my nipples hunger for blood

[AskFlutterguy]

Super tits everywhere

[ibeDust]

"CAPREY SUN" LOL!!!

[Mrbrownstoney]

SUPER TITS EVERYWHERE

[Mrbrownstoney]

SUPER TITS EVERYWHERE

[Octagonapus97]

Don't rape my Valrus vhile he's yerking off in public.

[Bobbyboy532]

@vevoplzsuckmyballs it costs 504 magicka... shit

[Vevoplzsuckmyballs]

@Bobbyboy532 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[BoZiE60lol]

badass horker lol..

[Bobbyboy532]

@vevoplzsuckmyballs dead thrall is also recommended for the ebony blade quest thing and u need 90 conjuration then go to phinis gestor in the college of winterhold in the hall of countenance at least past 11AM(right side of college courtyard) then do the sidequest then hell give u dead thrall available to buy and u buy it for alot of money(im to lazy to do this quest soon) and it probably cost 300 magicka if its that reknowned.

[Whazzupie]

I was in that area at 4:10 I looked behind me for the yerking off walrus >.>

[snipes081]

Anyone else notice Robbaz can pronounce his "ja" sound?

[roknroll94]

Stink-eye walrus 2:58

[Vevoplzsuckmyballs]

how do you get the walrus to stay alive for so long? i just have the regular raise zombie spell is there and other spell that lets it stay alive longer?

[Lokiallen12345]

@Vevoplzsuckmyballs Well, the conjuration spell "Dead Thrall" allows you to revive something for an unlimited time. However, Robbaz uses a mod instead so the walrus never truly dies and can constantly be revived.

[Vevoplzsuckmyballs]

@Lokiallen12345 where can i get the death thrall tome? and how much magicka does it cost to use the spell?

[razrv3lc]

wal a rus!

[deceivingmage]

Advice, don't drink anything while watching this video, ~ Personal experience

[FL4SHxViiEL1T3]

How u get walrusssss

[garru556]

i haz a walrus tooo

[MrYomammaz]

so in sweden people fight dragons with their nipples and their bare hands?

[TheLMango]

@MrYomammaz yes we do

[Robbazking72]

yerking off in public u fucking perverted walrus LOLOLOL

[Bobbyboy532]

werewolf is better questline and easier and more dramatic

[Pwnar36]

yeah krosis...good old memories kicked my nipples very often