Honorific guest, while meeting the fire alarm, please not to multiply by to use the elevator. .... Imagines scene: **Fire alarm rings** people start multiplying.... -.- what are we cells? o.O
In 2002, Kingsoft tended to translate GAN1 and GAN4 as "fuck" because they use the same simplified sign and GAN4 can mean "to ruin" or "to be a disaster for." The problem is that GAN1 can mean "to do" or "to dry" or can be used as an adjective to mean "dried."
Consequently if you typed into the software, "What do you want to do?" in Simplified Chinese, you'd get back "What do you want to fuck?" (Kingsoft 2002)
"Loose Dried Fruit" becomes "Spread to fuck the fruit" etc
That's exactly what I said, the only reason that they use simplified words is because the people who don't aren't as educated in literature are basically illiterate, so they need easier words for those who can't read and write to be able to read the laws and stuff.
That's exactly what I said, the only reason that they use simplified words is because the people who aren't as educated in literature are basically illiterate, so they need easier words for those who can't read and write to be able to read the laws and stuff.
@superdaveXtreme yeah it's cause of the character 干, i forgot exactly why 干is connected to fuck, but i guess if anything they should stop using google translate...
@superdaveXtreme The word that consistently translates to f*** means "dry" (among other things, but most commonly "dry"). So "F*** the fruit" is the (incorrect) translation for "dried fruit," etc. All these signs were written by people using the same bad translator!
@superdaveXtreme The word that consistently translates to f*** means "dry" (among other things, but most commonly "dry"). So "F*** the fruit" is the (incorrect) translation for "dried fruit," etc. All these signs were written by people using the same bad translator!
haha in Chinese "dried" and "fuck" are the same word they must have picked it up right from a dictionary. The good thing is if a foreiner tries to offend them they wont know whatz going on
someone used translatting tools did that....I think foreigners got more confused about that..it's better now, but also there are lots of those kind of jokes.....stupid funny, i cannot stop laughing...^^
干=dry=fuck=do,Many chinese translate Chinese to English by translation webside,So if they want translate the word干果（Dried fruit）but the machine give the word "fuck fruit" back.
in chinese 干 have two means one is dry,the other is fuck. they misunderstand the english fuck also have two means. one is fuck the other is dry. haha so funny.
yo u fuckin chinese wit ur half open eyes thats widescrren. everyone hates u guys can u just die wit ur fuckin flat face and black hair. one year 5 chinese ppl come to my school and next thing i know i have strep. your always spreading fucking disease first sars than strep u fucks im soo happy we bombed u chinese or japanese or korean because you all look alike, or just all u go on an island and die with eachother lik japan and stranngle eachother with your small as penis,fuck you leave america
Guys! Please do not make a hash judgment on Mr. SCHemeboi. Actually, he has a friendly version and is a responsible viewer too. The video clip is in my favorites. Called Azul (cd version) Spanish - author johnclarkemusic. This was what he had quoted:
SCHemeboi: October 3rd, 2008 at 20:08 hours. (1 month ago) keep up the good keep up the good work young man practice makes perfecto.
So--, Mr. SCHemeboi/Youngman. Does this friendly comment make you feel better or guiltier?
I am here to get an english education regarding "Civil Responsibilities". I only said someone had posted some rude comments 3 to 4 moths ago. I am not after that individual. Dont get me wrong. Coz ---- I am a friendly Chinese too ------! I have forgiven that individual ever since you guys have forgiven him.
Thank you for allowing us to post our comments. We are not against the video clip. We are only here to voice out to the viewers that Racism hurts. If you scroll down those comments posted by someone, about 3 to 4 months ago in this vid. You will figure them out by yourself.
Our next generations should not be born to hate and racist to each other. Be proud of your nation. Please post your comments with reponsiblity.
There's a big problem here. ur a disgraceful filipino. Coz. u insulted ur own FRIENDLY FILIPINOs by pretending yourself as from PARAGUAY. Thus poor people of PARAGUAY become D victims of being swear at!
It's in my playlist "EL CUERPO DEL DESEO SPECIAL"-author inciperla. Pls. refer to those comments quoted between Dear abhie, Dear jophel and no dear to u. IT was four months ago.
Can u tell US how much do we know u? And What english educational level are WE, compare to u, sir?
@ SCHemeboi, U R a cruel filipino coz u quoted to ur own friendly Filipinos 4 months ago as followed:"then why do you watch our seryes eh? you always liked our attitude eh? stupid asianos!! always goes for sea food jaja!! eat your rice chinks!! "
We do have a problem as we watch the Latino vid. coz we respect the friendly Latino nationals. We ASIANO respect everyone's culture. Didn't your higher education teaches u about "RESPECT OTHER RACES"?
I do have a problem too. Why were all those swearings comments against the innocent and friendly Paraguay nationals been deleted? You used to display those hatred comments like trophies in ur show case.
U R a well educated but CRUEL human being coz u make other people hate the friendly Paraguay nationals.
Please correct my english language. Coz. I only speak and write Chinese. Thank you very much! Sir!. Btw. Do u think WE know who u r with our tracking technology?
So-----------. Is this what you call "Get some education" ? Is this the education that you are passing to your children? It this the RACISM education that you are teaching your children?
Look at u! Wow! How civilized ur with ur higher education than us!
The world is already in racial tension. Why are are u so cruel to sabotage the peace effort done by the real civilized human being? "youtube" is a place for us to enjoy. youtube is not a place for promoting "Hates" crimes. Why don't u just admit ur wrong doing? I'm sure the peaceful people will forgive your rudeness -------. Sir.
Please remember. Racism - It only take one word to hurt someone. And it takes a real human being to care of me and heal my wounds with his tender and loving words.
Ikaw Pilipina kaibigan, huwag mong insultuhin and kaibigan kung Incheck/Pilipina.
I'm also a CHINESE! I don't speak N write good english. Can some civilized people help me to translate the following sentences to proper english? Please!
I don't want to die to loose my nation's pride. Those soles on my feet shall never land on someone's face. I know how to spell/pronounce and understand the word CHINESE right. It does'nt make sense to insult other nationals. For real man like U N me. It takes a real human being to care of me and heal my wounds with his tender N loving words.
Dear author, Just look at it the other way round. When those foreigners in China are learning to speak and write in Chinese. The Chinese will not make fun of them. In fact, the Chinese would be willingly to correct those foreigners' mistake in a polite way. That is, without hurting those foreigners feelings.
Dear author, Chinese language is the official language in China. Learn to speak and write English is just the courtesy way of the Chinese to express their respect to foreigners in China. And the Chinese government has the determination to make every Chinese citizen to speak and write good English. Of course, it will take a while before this will happen. Nowadays, there are lots of Chinese who can speak better English than me.
If you happen to visit the neighbouring countries of China including Russia. You will find that they are so proud of their own mother langauges that they don't even bother to post any English signs on. Chinese are friendly people. They were not given the opportunity to speak English in the pass. They'll overcome this language obstacle oneday. I have to admit that I speak and write bad English. Should I attend English as second langauge lessons from you? What is your opinion? Sir.
me think this right language. me use reader imagination to fill gap. this spread information faster. we dont understad one another anyway. this just as good. no one agree. but me. you all loser.
the character 干 (gan) literally means "do" in chinese which also means "fuck" ... so when you do the direct translation, you get wacky results!!! hahah
for example is someone says very nice music in dutch it would be very tasty music translated in english so in every language it changes in english a bit differently.
i dont care if that is your language get your people some education... this is the new world... do something for your race... so they wont end up in shame....
Education is one thing, learning English as the Imperial language is another. In the new world, as you put, North Americans and British would be wise to learn Chinese if they want to do something for their race, because China will lead the world, and also because it owns most of the (extremely high) American debt. One day they will laugh with the mistakes that North Americans and British will do when translating into Chinese. Don't you think so?
@Filipino boy! Next time just declare(De-Clearance your name) as from Philippines. All the time those people had been swearing at the innocent and friendly Paraguay nationals.
Hoy ,ikaw pilipina kaibigan, huwag mong insultuhin and kaibigan kung incheck.
We have the technology to track you down. Understand. mga pare ang sarap talaga ng red horse beer no? heheheh idol ko si pepe!! rock n' roll legend!! pinoy ang ganda na . ...
I'm a CHINESE!!!!!! I don't speak N write good english! I need some education from Ur filipino school.
Could U please help me to translate this
" U R a racist filipino! Ur filipino education does not teach you about respect other nationals. Ur personallity is poor. U got no other friends. U R a disgrace to Ur filipino community!"
Into proper english langauge. Please--------!Sir! I beg U-------! Please --------! In this video clip. I'm anxious to learn from U.
Thank u for ur email as followed:hey!! whats Ur problem???
ok... what do U want?? do U really think U know me?
ha? U dont...
My problem is I don't have enought English education like u.I don't know who ur. I want u to explain to the viewers: Why did u quoted in the vid."MARIMAR"-Author Moymoypalaboy as followed : ajajajaja these monkeys r fools.. keep it up shit heads! u guys are better than those two chinese fuckers!!! ajajajaja ^ ^ .
It's even funnier to native chinese speaker like myself, I guess most of them could be true. what they've done is they look up the chinese-english dictionary and find out the equivalent english word for a single chinese character, then translate in an absolute literially way. eg. 干果区，干means dry or to fuck, or many thing else, 果means fruit， 区means area, so they interprated it as "fuck the fruit area", but ya kno it is supposed to mean " dry fruit selling section"
"fuck" and "dry" could be translated to a same Chinese Character "干"，but with different meaning,that means,"干" has many meanings in different situations,someone mistakenly thought "fuck"="dry".
dude the pictures were good but it was really gail how you put the pictures of those people and how you were repeating the text .. that just really made it gay
if it wasnt for those pictures of those people the vid would be good .. but you failed it.
I almost died, I had to stop the video to prevent my death from laughter..... It was such torture... I mean... "Fuck the fruit area..." Wtf ROFLMAO omg rololololololol
The Chinese WORD FOR "DRY" TRANSLATES TO FUCK in ENGLISH. FUCK FRUIT = DRY FRUIT.
It is true. All of it. I'm in Guangzhou China. I see funny signs all the time. At Pizza Hut, they have a nice sign. made of metal and very big. They wanted to say. ESOTIC PIZZA FROM AROUND THE WORLD. But They have EROTIC Pizza FROM AROUND THE WORLD. In Sunyanli. There is a huge African population. To get Black people to come in to eat at one place the SIGN READS DARKY Restaurant. it's non stop laughs here.
They are definitely manipulated and exaggerated photos, probably by Photoshop, typically for the word "Fuck". There are Billions Chinese-English dictionaries. These are just some jokes to make fun of the others. If you travel around China, you may find some funny translations, but I don't think you'll find "Fuck" on the menu.
and to top it off with a dumb brazillian at the top of the dumbass cake:0 jajaja i r brazil i r no english i r fail maths and i r copy chinese boy to pass maths now jajaja^^
This is either edited or there are some dumb ppl in this world (which i wouldnt doubht) man Faggot as a resturant shop name? LMAO! just imagine their menu...
mostly because some of the Chinese didn't really care about the proper way of English translating they hired some bad English Chinese to do the translating.
haha would be funny if the chinese printed all their signs wrong on purpose, just to se all stupid tourists be confused. I think it´s exactly like that.
sorry for double post.. cant edit post in youtube.. the previous post was directed at marianke69.. that idiot who thinks chinese are stupid when almost everything he uses are "made in china".. lol
"干" (gan) means fuck in chinese.. however.. in the food context. it means "dry".. therefore its not "fuck the fruit area".. its "dried fruit area" lol
you think you're cool thinking that chinese are stupid?? get all chinese to spit in your country and it'll sink.. lol..
大白痴.. bet you do not know what it means.. unless you're chinese.. and if you are chinese.. you're insulting yourself.. scram and stop corrupting youtube..
very very funny, but the music...
yoshidakaren 2 months ago
Honorific guest, while meeting the fire alarm, please not to multiply by to use the elevator. .... Imagines scene: **Fire alarm rings** people start multiplying.... -.- what are we cells? o.O
sing5sing 7 months ago
Racist Park isnt funny
P4r4k 9 months ago
fetal heart custody OMFG LMAO
P4r4k 9 months ago
The parts with confused people are fucking fruit.
arghydoodles 10 months ago
its good, its funny...change the damm music to this, its annoying.
vinod2681 1 year ago
In 2002, Kingsoft tended to translate GAN1 and GAN4 as "fuck" because they use the same simplified sign and GAN4 can mean "to ruin" or "to be a disaster for." The problem is that GAN1 can mean "to do" or "to dry" or can be used as an adjective to mean "dried."
Consequently if you typed into the software, "What do you want to do?" in Simplified Chinese, you'd get back "What do you want to fuck?" (Kingsoft 2002)
"Loose Dried Fruit" becomes "Spread to fuck the fruit" etc
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@laaybaybee
That's exactly what I said, the only reason that they use simplified words is because the people who don't aren't as educated in literature are basically illiterate, so they need easier words for those who can't read and write to be able to read the laws and stuff.
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@laaybaybee
That's exactly what I said, the only reason that they use simplified words is because the people who aren't as educated in literature are basically illiterate, so they need easier words for those who can't read and write to be able to read the laws and stuff.
k1a2t1i6e 1 year ago
@k1a2t1i6e LOL.
laaybaybee 1 year ago
@ 1:20 IS JAPANESE TOO! D<
laaybaybee 1 year ago
WTF!!??!?!? For the restrooms @ 0:13 that's JAPANESE NOT CHINESE!!!!!!!
laaybaybee 1 year ago
misunderstanding "fuck" and "dried" is the problem of simplified Chinese. In traditional Chinese, they are two different words.
By the way, Promised Land in a brown sign, it's the name of a theme park.
jcw0218 1 year ago
@jcw0218 yeaa, Simplified screwed up the system :$ and it's so hard to read, and looks unpleasant.
laaybaybee 1 year ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! THIS IS SO FUNNY IF THIS IS ONE OF YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGES LOL OMFG HILARIOUS XD
THAT IS WHY YOU DON"T USE simplified words, cause fuck and dry are two separate words if you don't use simplified words!!! GO TAIWAN <3 <3
k1a2t1i6e 1 year ago
@k1a2t1i6e Taiwan Chinese oral and written are way better, because it's more clear in speaking, and they use traditional Chinese writing.
laaybaybee 1 year ago
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k1a2t1i6e 1 year ago
omgggg ive laught sooooooooooo much
metalikilla 2 years ago
mispellled Pubic Toilet its Public Toilet
asimolive 2 years ago
ROFL "promise land" xD
7FridayGirl109 2 years ago
LOL "Full bottom massage" I will ove it ^^
kenlvk 2 years ago
Their "Fu*k" in the video suppose to be "dry" or "fried"
kenlvk 2 years ago
racist park. lol.
NYGirl21296 2 years ago
Does anyone know why the word fuck consistently seems to be coming up in the translation?
superdaveXtreme 2 years ago 4
The word 干 has multiple meanings. It can mean "dry", "do", "fuck", etc.
eunicep79 2 years ago
That's Bonza, thanks!
superdaveXtreme 2 years ago
@eunicep79 That's great, but then what do they think fuck means?
Lithium102 1 year ago
@superdaveXtreme yeah it's cause of the character 干, i forgot exactly why 干is connected to fuck, but i guess if anything they should stop using google translate...
LJonesy2 1 year ago
@superdaveXtreme The word that consistently translates to f*** means "dry" (among other things, but most commonly "dry"). So "F*** the fruit" is the (incorrect) translation for "dried fruit," etc. All these signs were written by people using the same bad translator!
toidhh22 11 months ago
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@superdaveXtreme The word that consistently translates to f*** means "dry" (among other things, but most commonly "dry"). So "F*** the fruit" is the (incorrect) translation for "dried fruit," etc. All these signs were written by people using the same bad translator!
toidhh22 11 months ago
0:11 is Japanese
0:26 is Russian, Korean & Japanese
and lastly 1:19 is also Japanese
OMG its sooo funny!!! XD
yaoiFreak19th 2 years ago 4
they are such angry people... FUCK THE FRUIT AREA! :D
shemalegazebo 2 years ago 2
I notice a couple were Korean and Japanese. I think 'Shrimp fucks cabbage' takes the win tho xD
daizinuse 2 years ago
Epic Win
gamerXgamer 2 years ago
DUDE!!
those 'homo' sausage r god dam nice ;P
im srs.
no joke :D dead good cant wait till next time i get my hands on them ^w^
SillyMooSam 2 years ago
fuck the fruit area rofl!
pontiacfirebird1997 2 years ago
Cunt Examination lmao
pontiacfirebird1997 2 years ago
The promised land sign was brown, meaning that it was probly like a theme park or something
caketoysissocool 2 years ago
LoL.
Cimegs5088 2 years ago
LOL
lynheal88 2 years ago
cunt examination LOL
porndevil369 2 years ago
haha in Chinese "dried" and "fuck" are the same word they must have picked it up right from a dictionary. The good thing is if a foreiner tries to offend them they wont know whatz going on
briarsuchsuch 2 years ago
erection engineer!!!!XD XD XD yes this is the best
are they real? :(
katehoney90 2 years ago
i am so sorry and sad about those...
linmingac 3 years ago
FUCK THE CERTAIN PRICE OF GOODS!!!
bedfall 3 years ago
The 4th one is Japanese~~LOL
Jeffwang33 3 years ago
someone used translatting tools did that....I think foreigners got more confused about that..it's better now, but also there are lots of those kind of jokes.....stupid funny, i cannot stop laughing...^^
shaya001 3 years ago
and they say the US has the highest number of rapes...
Ficalos 3 years ago
fuck me right in the ass
7419635841635 3 years ago
OKAY!!!
MoogatoMac 3 years ago 2
hahahaha lmfao ho entrance
gussy1d5 3 years ago
erection engineer!!!!XD XD XD
brucedickension 3 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!hahaha!
hakenz08 3 years ago
spread to fuck the fruit? o.O
mrteyssere 3 years ago
The expressions ruined it asshole!
gpunkboy 3 years ago
干=dry=fuck=do,Many chinese translate Chinese to English by translation webside,So if they want translate the word干果（Dried fruit）but the machine give the word "fuck fruit" back.
YueboJiang1984 3 years ago
lmao o_o
cc91801 3 years ago
wt the FUXK?? LMAO
sukiwooty 3 years ago
Some of those are Janpanese words,not Chinese
devil740 3 years ago
Shrimps fucks cabbage..
ywh72mn 3 years ago
fuck me this si the most annoting music i have ever hear
rjsmith91 3 years ago
some of those were in Japanese...
denikaos 3 years ago
cunt observation lol
NutSupreme 3 years ago 2
It doesn't matter what language or country they're from...they still need to write proper English. =P
Komaoala 3 years ago
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somethings are not Chinese but Japanese!
jessicachhk 3 years ago
somethings are not chinese but JAPANESE!
jessicachhk 3 years ago 2
in chinese 干 have two means one is dry,the other is fuck. they misunderstand the english fuck also have two means. one is fuck the other is dry. haha so funny.
sunnybone0629 3 years ago
how come all the chinese sentences that have the word 干 in it turn out to be fuck?
Shuji213 3 years ago
哈哈哈，fuck to adjust，无语了...
hnyylilu 3 years ago
讚～～
darednot 3 years ago
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yo u fuckin chinese wit ur half open eyes thats widescrren. everyone hates u guys can u just die wit ur fuckin flat face and black hair. one year 5 chinese ppl come to my school and next thing i know i have strep. your always spreading fucking disease first sars than strep u fucks im soo happy we bombed u chinese or japanese or korean because you all look alike, or just all u go on an island and die with eachother lik japan and stranngle eachother with your small as penis,fuck you leave america
movtad69 3 years ago
Well I just agree with one sentence --''F*** the certain price of goods''... prices of goods just keep on going up! Aiiikkksss... LOL LOL LOL
arwenlcw 3 years ago
只要有干的地方就会有fuck
CHNOnyon 3 years ago
HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA :) WOW those translations are unbelievable! :) It's hard to believe it's true :)
arronaxtrance 3 years ago
sometimes they mistaken japanese for chinese....im not saying about this vid=)
GenghiSDadDy78 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! very nice..
chungzheng 3 years ago
dump ass. there are a couple Japanese signs.
Hartmann1984 3 years ago
not all of them is Chinese. some of the signs are Japanese made
whetherfield 3 years ago
Guys! Please do not make a hash judgment on Mr. SCHemeboi. Actually, he has a friendly version and is a responsible viewer too. The video clip is in my favorites. Called Azul (cd version) Spanish - author johnclarkemusic. This was what he had quoted:
SCHemeboi: October 3rd, 2008 at 20:08 hours. (1 month ago) keep up the good keep up the good work young man practice makes perfecto.
So--, Mr. SCHemeboi/Youngman. Does this friendly comment make you feel better or guiltier?
bapaszchow 3 years ago
Dear bapaszchow,
I am here to get an english education regarding "Civil Responsibilities". I only said someone had posted some rude comments 3 to 4 moths ago. I am not after that individual. Dont get me wrong. Coz ---- I am a friendly Chinese too ------! I have forgiven that individual ever since you guys have forgiven him.
Thanks
icbeic 3 years ago
Dear bapaszchow,
We are friendly Chinese. We are all children of the mother earth. We posted our comments responsibly. We don't create racial tension.
Regards
teng9682 3 years ago
Dear author,
Thank you for allowing us to post our comments. We are not against the video clip. We are only here to voice out to the viewers that Racism hurts. If you scroll down those comments posted by someone, about 3 to 4 months ago in this vid. You will figure them out by yourself.
Our next generations should not be born to hate and racist to each other. Be proud of your nation. Please post your comments with reponsiblity.
regards
icbeic 3 years ago
Dear SCHemeboi,
There's a big problem here. ur a disgraceful filipino. Coz. u insulted ur own FRIENDLY FILIPINOs by pretending yourself as from PARAGUAY. Thus poor people of PARAGUAY become D victims of being swear at!
It's in my playlist "EL CUERPO DEL DESEO SPECIAL"-author inciperla. Pls. refer to those comments quoted between Dear abhie, Dear jophel and no dear to u. IT was four months ago.
Can u tell US how much do we know u? And What english educational level are WE, compare to u, sir?
icbeic 3 years ago
@ SCHemeboi, U R a cruel filipino coz u quoted to ur own friendly Filipinos 4 months ago as followed:"then why do you watch our seryes eh? you always liked our attitude eh? stupid asianos!! always goes for sea food jaja!! eat your rice chinks!! "
We do have a problem as we watch the Latino vid. coz we respect the friendly Latino nationals. We ASIANO respect everyone's culture. Didn't your higher education teaches u about "RESPECT OTHER RACES"?
What do u think of our tracking technology?
Bapahantuhamsappis 3 years ago
Dear SCHemeboi, Sir,
I do have a problem too. Why were all those swearings comments against the innocent and friendly Paraguay nationals been deleted? You used to display those hatred comments like trophies in ur show case.
U R a well educated but CRUEL human being coz u make other people hate the friendly Paraguay nationals.
Please correct my english language. Coz. I only speak and write Chinese. Thank you very much! Sir!. Btw. Do u think WE know who u r with our tracking technology?
teng9682 3 years ago
wow this fucking chinks are really affected.... whatta losers...
SCHemeboi 3 years ago
Dear SCHemeboi,
So-----------. Is this what you call "Get some education" ? Is this the education that you are passing to your children? It this the RACISM education that you are teaching your children?
Please answer our questions. Sir!
teng9682 3 years ago
ajajajajajaja ^ ^
this fools cant take a bit joke
SCHemeboi 3 years ago
Dear SCHemeboi,
Look at u! Wow! How civilized ur with ur higher education than us!
The world is already in racial tension. Why are are u so cruel to sabotage the peace effort done by the real civilized human being? "youtube" is a place for us to enjoy. youtube is not a place for promoting "Hates" crimes. Why don't u just admit ur wrong doing? I'm sure the peaceful people will forgive your rudeness -------. Sir.
Bapahantuhamsappis 3 years ago
hey im so sorry... can you guys forgive me??
SCHemeboi 3 years ago
Dear SCHemeboi, You are a real gentleman. I will accept your apology, provided it's a legitimate one.
regards
Bapahantuhamsappis 3 years ago
thanks bro sorry for the insults.... and if you dont mind... where you guys from?
SCHemeboi 3 years ago
Dear Schemeboi/Sir,
We come from all over the world. I wish I could tell you where my location is. coz. it's against my employer's policy.
I hope you understand my difficulty. Sir.
No hard feeling. Enjoy your youtube again with "Racismfree". Opps. Is this an english word? LoL.
Bapahantuhamsappis 3 years ago
yeh its ok... see ya...
SCHemeboi 3 years ago
Dear SCHemeboi,
Sir,Your sincere apology is accepted.
Please remember. Racism - It only take one word to hurt someone. And it takes a real human being to care of me and heal my wounds with his tender and loving words.
Ikaw Pilipina kaibigan, huwag mong insultuhin and kaibigan kung Incheck/Pilipina.
ajajajajajaja ^ ^
Regards
bapaszchow 3 years ago
YAlah SCHemeboi
I also Chinese but I don't write much Chinese cause I stay in English land. Never Critized someone langauge. Patikim Pukimu.Ikau bisaya?
knncs 3 years ago
I'm also a CHINESE! I don't speak N write good english. Can some civilized people help me to translate the following sentences to proper english? Please!
I don't want to die to loose my nation's pride. Those soles on my feet shall never land on someone's face. I know how to spell/pronounce and understand the word CHINESE right. It does'nt make sense to insult other nationals. For real man like U N me. It takes a real human being to care of me and heal my wounds with his tender N loving words.
icbeic 3 years ago
Dear author, Just look at it the other way round. When those foreigners in China are learning to speak and write in Chinese. The Chinese will not make fun of them. In fact, the Chinese would be willingly to correct those foreigners' mistake in a polite way. That is, without hurting those foreigners feelings.
teng9682 3 years ago
Dear author, Chinese language is the official language in China. Learn to speak and write English is just the courtesy way of the Chinese to express their respect to foreigners in China. And the Chinese government has the determination to make every Chinese citizen to speak and write good English. Of course, it will take a while before this will happen. Nowadays, there are lots of Chinese who can speak better English than me.
Bapahantuhamsappis 3 years ago
Dear author,
If you happen to visit the neighbouring countries of China including Russia. You will find that they are so proud of their own mother langauges that they don't even bother to post any English signs on. Chinese are friendly people. They were not given the opportunity to speak English in the pass. They'll overcome this language obstacle oneday. I have to admit that I speak and write bad English. Should I attend English as second langauge lessons from you? What is your opinion? Sir.
bapaszchow 3 years ago
me think this right language. me use reader imagination to fill gap. this spread information faster. we dont understad one another anyway. this just as good. no one agree. but me. you all loser.
Qwixzambundu 3 years ago
the character 干 (gan) literally means "do" in chinese which also means "fuck" ... so when you do the direct translation, you get wacky results!!! hahah
metallicscorpio1 3 years ago
for example is someone says very nice music in dutch it would be very tasty music translated in english so in every language it changes in english a bit differently.
MALISH1234 3 years ago
笑死 !!
it is so funny !!!!!!
520youTT 3 years ago
we dont need english in china. chinese is the official language.
hottyassex 3 years ago
i dont care if that is your language get your people some education... this is the new world... do something for your race... so they wont end up in shame....
SCHemeboi 3 years ago
Education is one thing, learning English as the Imperial language is another. In the new world, as you put, North Americans and British would be wise to learn Chinese if they want to do something for their race, because China will lead the world, and also because it owns most of the (extremely high) American debt. One day they will laugh with the mistakes that North Americans and British will do when translating into Chinese. Don't you think so?
jesusdmjerez 3 years ago
@Filipino boy! Next time just declare(De-Clearance your name) as from Philippines. All the time those people had been swearing at the innocent and friendly Paraguay nationals.
Hoy ,ikaw pilipina kaibigan, huwag mong insultuhin and kaibigan kung incheck.
We have the technology to track you down. Understand. mga pare ang sarap talaga ng red horse beer no? heheheh idol ko si pepe!! rock n' roll legend!! pinoy ang ganda na . ...
bapaszchow 3 years ago
Hello! Mr. SCHemeboi!
I'm a CHINESE!!!!!! I don't speak N write good english! I need some education from Ur filipino school.
Could U please help me to translate this
" U R a racist filipino! Ur filipino education does not teach you about respect other nationals. Ur personallity is poor. U got no other friends. U R a disgrace to Ur filipino community!"
Into proper english langauge. Please--------!Sir! I beg U-------! Please --------! In this video clip. I'm anxious to learn from U.
bapaszchow 3 years ago
Dear SCHemeboi,
Thank u for ur email as followed:hey!! whats Ur problem???
ok... what do U want?? do U really think U know me?
ha? U dont...
My problem is I don't have enought English education like u.I don't know who ur. I want u to explain to the viewers: Why did u quoted in the vid."MARIMAR"-Author Moymoypalaboy as followed : ajajajaja these monkeys r fools.. keep it up shit heads! u guys are better than those two chinese fuckers!!! ajajajaja ^ ^ .
BTW. It's in my playlist.
bapaszchow 3 years ago
the music is fucking annoying and the stupid huh things need to go but besides that pretty funny
manofthestreet 3 years ago 7
Photoshop?
CuBa1234567 3 years ago
化粧室は後方へ is japanese
wohlsteffan 3 years ago 3
It's even funnier to native chinese speaker like myself, I guess most of them could be true. what they've done is they look up the chinese-english dictionary and find out the equivalent english word for a single chinese character, then translate in an absolute literially way. eg. 干果区，干means dry or to fuck, or many thing else, 果means fruit， 区means area, so they interprated it as "fuck the fruit area", but ya kno it is supposed to mean " dry fruit selling section"
awjinn 3 years ago 12
ur smart
hans239852 3 years ago 3
@awjinn GAN NIN NA. LOL.
abcdjsux 1 year ago
WOW!...LOL
LoveBeinKhmai 3 years ago
There are some Japanese ones, but it's still funny.
disfirer 3 years ago 2
but actually,I didn't see any places use "fuck" as "dry",some might be photoshoped
Flyingdust1031CW 3 years ago
"fuck" and "dry" could be translated to a same Chinese Character "干"，but with different meaning,that means,"干" has many meanings in different situations,someone mistakenly thought "fuck"="dry".
Flyingdust1031CW 3 years ago
you ruined it with the stupid people making puzzled faces
shinobiung 3 years ago
dude the pictures were good but it was really gail how you put the pictures of those people and how you were repeating the text .. that just really made it gay
if it wasnt for those pictures of those people the vid would be good .. but you failed it.
hellangel323 3 years ago 2
lol..i think it's photoshoped
bjzhandui 3 years ago
Please tell me this video is not real.
myaddresse 3 years ago
well myaddresse, i have news for you, it is real
MartinHakusho 3 years ago
I almost died, I had to stop the video to prevent my death from laughter..... It was such torture... I mean... "Fuck the fruit area..." Wtf ROFLMAO omg rololololololol
arcturian627 3 years ago
LOL. LAME
godrockzmyheart 3 years ago
The Chinese WORD FOR "DRY" TRANSLATES TO FUCK in ENGLISH. FUCK FRUIT = DRY FRUIT.
It is true. All of it. I'm in Guangzhou China. I see funny signs all the time. At Pizza Hut, they have a nice sign. made of metal and very big. They wanted to say. ESOTIC PIZZA FROM AROUND THE WORLD. But They have EROTIC Pizza FROM AROUND THE WORLD. In Sunyanli. There is a huge African population. To get Black people to come in to eat at one place the SIGN READS DARKY Restaurant. it's non stop laughs here.
goody2shoes11 3 years ago
i like the getting off sign, i can relate.
ant1ph0n 3 years ago
囧
seinisbelivin 3 years ago
funny
doanvech 3 years ago
They are definitely manipulated and exaggerated photos, probably by Photoshop, typically for the word "Fuck". There are Billions Chinese-English dictionaries. These are just some jokes to make fun of the others. If you travel around China, you may find some funny translations, but I don't think you'll find "Fuck" on the menu.
dolongchunfengzhou 3 years ago
LOL AT HOMOSAUSAGE!
LuigiSkyskip 3 years ago
Cunt examination...
Fuck the fruit area...
i think it's very sexy
hedroppedtheint 3 years ago
One word to one character,they translate in this way.So it lost the meaning of the character.Most of people are not educated.
SCCheung 3 years ago
jajajja ^ ^
you know i didn't know that
this chinks people are so stupid and funny
i thought their only good at noodles and cheap stuffs like those...
too bad few chinks lived here in our place..
jejeje... ^ ^
SCHemeboi 3 years ago
and to top it off with a dumb brazillian at the top of the dumbass cake:0 jajaja i r brazil i r no english i r fail maths and i r copy chinese boy to pass maths now jajaja^^
you fail jajajajejejeajajejajejae
threelivesheist 3 years ago
WTF???
SCHemeboi 3 years ago
quite funny, their army/numbers will kick your stupid ass.
ant1ph0n 3 years ago
what the fuck do you mean eh?
im just sayin that
this chink people are stupid and funny
what is wrong wit that huh?
your getting me wrong doug
dont trip! ill fuck you up!
SCHemeboi 3 years ago
fuckin american...
SCHemeboi 3 years ago
It's not fake, 干=gan0 means to do/ to wash/ to dry, but also means fuck. So that's why they translated it wrong. :D
Fafiefafie 3 years ago
Good God, please learn English ASAP.
Butterflyonocean 3 years ago
HAHHAHHHAHHAHHAA...!!!!...so funny...HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA...!!..this is too funny...
lolipopfrenz 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
itz not alot tht i lough at vidz so nice 1
xXxthtzmexXx 3 years ago
you guys, those are real!!! i lived in China for 6 years and those things were quite common!
XxdrywaterxX 3 years ago
FUCK THIS, seriously, its fake, and the music is incredibl annoying, and those fucking things, "HUH??" SHUT THE FUCK UP
X360Pickle 3 years ago
i bet some r edited
anyway its funny but dont insult China.
Its bad to insult others.
But its still so funny!
Azkazagal 3 years ago
This is either edited or there are some dumb ppl in this world (which i wouldnt doubht) man Faggot as a resturant shop name? LMAO! just imagine their menu...
123BIGO 3 years ago
0:27-there's russian translation-and if u translate it thats wut it means(like litteraly)
egi94 3 years ago
this is sooo fake!! most of them are edited cos its all about sex, fuck, homo, gay
baxmonstertrak 3 years ago
i think they are photoshoped!
narujac 3 years ago
fake
Zsf5988 3 years ago
mostly because some of the Chinese didn't really care about the proper way of English translating they hired some bad English Chinese to do the translating.
bingsvideos2008 3 years ago
fake
Dane393 3 years ago
its not fake
foxz07 3 years ago
F*** the fruit area?
HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO DO THAT?
murdron2feet 3 years ago
hey marinake fuck off bastard ur such a racist
myunt 3 years ago
omg!!! That was sooo funnyy!!!!^o^
tokyo3457 3 years ago
haha would be funny if the chinese printed all their signs wrong on purpose, just to se all stupid tourists be confused. I think it´s exactly like that.
Fur2 3 years ago
sorry for double post.. cant edit post in youtube.. the previous post was directed at marianke69.. that idiot who thinks chinese are stupid when almost everything he uses are "made in china".. lol
xksua 3 years ago
"干" (gan) means fuck in chinese.. however.. in the food context. it means "dry".. therefore its not "fuck the fruit area".. its "dried fruit area" lol
xksua 3 years ago
thanks for the info...i hate ang mohs being inferior asnd ignorant of others
emeraldgal28 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
chinese are stupid aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of them!
marianke69 3 years ago
fuck off.... sun of bitch
weicicao 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
wft do you want?
are you chinese? sorry....but i think so..
marianke69 3 years ago
you think you're cool thinking that chinese are stupid?? get all chinese to spit in your country and it'll sink.. lol..
大白痴.. bet you do not know what it means.. unless you're chinese.. and if you are chinese.. you're insulting yourself.. scram and stop corrupting youtube..
xksua 3 years ago
dont b hatin on chinese dude its just a vid asshole..
myunt 3 years ago
may i ask what are you? and did you go to school ?? i bet you don't be nice to the community. or ask your parent.
beamerboy78 3 years ago
how about u translate something into chinese huh? i bet it sound even funnier, top 10% scientist=60% chinese. and ur stupid enough to say that.
vlnmusic 3 years ago
Huh? Wat has fuck got to do with 干?
slateflash 3 years ago
The sign that said "Faggot" was in Japan. It had Hiragana in the bottom right.
grenokitsune 3 years ago
soooooo if these are real
what does fuck mean in chinese?
NavaroneZomb 3 years ago