Club Penguin Fortune Teller Game-Response 10

[TheSuperPuzzle]

Me:Did you do my mom last night?

Tazboi:Go ask your mom

Me:Mom

Mom:Hold on a second...NO!Honey, we went over this.

Me:So you didn't do him last night

Mom:No I'm doing him tonight

-Tazboi walks out from master bedroom-

Tazboi:Are we doing this or what?Oh hi,I told ya she'd answer

[kekai890]

Me:Do you want pie

Taz:go ask your mom

Me:why dont you like pie?

[hellomoo123]

Me do you know how to dance the Je Eye Jo??? DE DE DA DA DE DO DO( singing loudly)

Him GO ASK YOUR MOM!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

(snore)mom

[snowpengproductions]

I have to ask my mom if i will ever meet Bruno Mars? -,0

[bloom2331]

Me:Should i go ask my mom something?

Taz:Go ask your mom.

Me:ok.... :/

True story XD

[MrTattooguy13]

me: will i jump in a unicorns belly while flying of buttercup hill saying happy xmas?

taz: go ask ur mom

me: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

mom: what!

me:will i jump in a unicorns belly while flying of buttercup hill saying happy xmas?

mom: no IM A YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: SCREAMZ!

[Cinbellle]

me: will i get an A on my test tomorrow?

taz: ask ur mom

when my mom comes home imma ask her XD

[ThisIsMeCutieLauren]

Me: Can I have pie?

Taz: Ask ur mom.

Me: MOOOOOMMMMMYYYYY!

My mom: Yes dear?

Me: Can I have pie?

My mom: :l

5 hours later of my mom still going :l

My mom: I GOTS ME A BELL! *Waves bell*

Me: :O!

[bilaiscool]

Me: can I have some money?

Taz: Ask ur mum

Me: MOOOOOOOOOOOM

Mum: yes?

Me: can I have some money?

Mum: No, go get a job!

Me: D;

[kylegrant911]

WTF ARE YALL SAY *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* MUHAHAHAAAHAH!!!!!

[MoonFive6]

Me:Do You watch tv?

taz:Go Ask your mom

Me:MOOOOOOOOOOM

Mom:Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

Me:Do You Watch Tv?

[Quakers9745]

Me: Well taz we meet again...

Taz:Go ask your mom

Me:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

mom:Yes darling?

Me: So taz we meet again...

[InfernoDragonite]

Me:Will I have pizza today?

Taz: go ask your mom

Me: : O TAZ IS THE SUPREME GOD!

Mom:honey can i just don't scream i was making pizza

[MrTattooguy13]

me:do u play imvu

taz: go ask ur mom

me:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­M

mom: WHAT?!?!?

me: do u play imvu

mom: no honey, just no

[Mirju132]

Me: Am I a humen?

Taz: Go ask your Mom

Me:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOM!

Mom: WHAT?!

Me: Am I a humen?

mom: No.

Me: :O!

[baddragon360]

me:why u ugly?

taz:go ask ur mom.

me:hey mom why u ugly?

mom:GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!

[LegoKing345]

me:do i get chocolate even though i stole fizzy lifting drinks?

taz:go ask you mom

me:MOOOOOOOOOOM

mom:what?

me:do i get chocolate even though i stole fizzy lifting drinks?

mom:WRONG SIR! WRONG! YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

[Candyrox5000]

me: Why are you so fat and have a unibrow?

Taz: go ask your mom!

me: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

mom: what?? im watching family guy!

me: Why are you so fat and have a unibrow

mom: thinks, i wish i had no kids

[grace2568]

Me:Do you want to have a gurlfriend in highschool?

Taz:Go ask your mom

Me:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!­!!!!!!!

Mom:WHHAT I'M WATCHING GLEE?!!?

Me:Do you want to have a gurlfriend in highgschool?

Mom: .....Okay.First of all!I'm not in highschool anymore!And senond,shut up and do your homework!

[labellasarita11]

Me: can i have a dog

taz: go ask your mom

Me MOM!

mom WHAT

me can I have a dog

mom I thought I was getting one to u at chirstmas

me : I FORGOT

[ARandomcheesyguy]

Me: Where's the newest pin on CP?

Taz: Go ask your mom

Me: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?

Mom: What??

Me: Where's the newest pin on CP?

Mom: How would I know so clear off and do yer homework!!

Cmon y can't u answer tht??

[plaviubica1]

LOL!

I asked is my mum ugly?

and taz said go ask your mum :D

[Clawdeen1234Wolf]

me:will i die taz:go ask your mom me:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OM mom:what me:will i die mom:=_=

[TheRawrDragon]

Me: Do you hate yourself?

Taz: Go ask your mom

Me: Mom!

Mom: Yes?

Me: Do you hate yourself?

[lpspurplepanda9]

me: why are you fat??

taz: go ask your mom.

me: mom!!

mom: what

me: why are you fat??

mom: your grounded!

me: aww! wait to go taz!! >:(

XD

[thiendjphamkien]

Me: Are u stupid?

Taz: Go ask your mom

Me: MOM!!!!

Mom: yeah?

Me: Are u stupid?

Mom: *explode*

LOL!!!!!!!

[LilThriller101]

Me: Will Unicorns Jump Over Rainbows While Pooing Butterfly Icecream Poo That Flies Away to Butterdrop mountins while Im takin a bath A Lemonade Pee?

Taz:Go Ask Your Mom!

Me:Me: Will Unicorns Jump Over Rainbows While Pooing Butterfly Icecream Poo That Flies Away to Butterdrop mountins while Im takin a bath A Lemonade Pee?

Mom: Ok, What Drugs Are You Takin?

[Frost145CP]

I asked if my website would be successful xD

[thebackuganguy22]

Me:Am i good at spelling?

Taz:Go ask your mom

Me:MOM

mom:WHAT!!!!!

Me:Do I spell good?

mom:Of course u smell good :)

me:...

[LotzoHugs]

Me: Does my crush like me more than Grace?

Taz: Go ask your mom

Me: SINCE WHEN DO PEOPLE SHARE INFO LIKE THIS; GOSH D;

[mazphamqld1]

Me: am i dumb?

taz: Go ask your Mom

Me: MOM!

mom: what

me: am i dumb?

mom: yes yes of coarse makin youtube video!!!!!

[TheJellypop4]

Me: Dude Am I Going Crazy:?

Taz: Go Ask Your Mom

Me: MOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Mom: What!?

Me: Am I Going Crazy???

Mom : Yes Brooke Yes You Are

Me: :O :(

[coolguy2829]

:/

[chipy953]

it would be funny if it actually spoke the words out loud with volume and all:

real taz: dang it where did that cat go now? (trip) (hits mouse)

pc taz: Go ASK UR MOM!

real taz: ????.....?????. :?/

[zacharybaringer]

Me:Did you have sex my mom?

Taz:Go ask your mom

Me:Mom Mom Mom

Mom:Yes

Me:Did you have sex with taz

Mom:Yes

Me:...

[BananasRock4evrtosk8]

I asked should i eat pie and it said go ask your mom

[rainbow9173cpgirl]

Me: Are you such a fatty?

taz: go ask your mom

Me: *in loud voice* MMMMOOOMMM!!!!!!

mom: what what? you dont need to shout sweetie

Me: Are you such a fatty?

Mom: OK THATS IT YOUNG LADY YOUR GROUNDED!!! >:O

Me: sheesh! :P

[nevaldry111]

ME:am im the coolest non member

WHAT THE?

[sophie190famous]

WTF?

[Ryanminiplanetlover]

hahahh i said would you like to do me ask your mom rolf!

[supernattyg1]

Me: Yes or no

Taz: Go ask your mum

[HardingHog123]

Me: Do you suck at making videos?

Taz: Go Ask your mom

[CpNessRandom]

but i dont want to ask my mom shes angry

[TheBurpingchicken]

Me:Is 2012 Real?

Taz:Go Ask Your Mom!

[dbziscoolcp]

me: do you sleep naked?

taz: go ask your mom.

me: mom do you sleep naked

mom: wtf?

[Mscpgurl68]

Me:Will Josiah ever fall in love with me?

Taz:GO ASK YOUR MOM.

Me:MOMMY,WILL JOSIAH EVER FALL IN LOVE WITH ME???

Mom:Stop watching Taz's vids sweetie.BUT OF COURSE HE WOULD!! HES RICH HES JEWISH HES AWESOME HES CUTE HES HOT!! Well god night sweetie

[chloeaparks]

me:will i get alot of gobucks on goanimate

taz:go ask ur mom

me:mom!

mom:yes

will i get alot of gobucks on go animate!

mom:........

[TheBamCP]

Me: Is My sister playing with her balls?

Taz: Go Ask your mom

[legorocks143]

Me. Will I ever get married.

Taz. Ask your mom.

ROFL

[peeweegray1]

i dont have a mom :( only a dad.... MOM IS DEAD SO SHUT UP ( crys )

[kibi999]

Me;Are You a Shithead?

Taz:go ask ur mom

me:MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

mUM:WAT

Me:r u a shithead

[Wet6CP]

Me: Dude, this is driving me nuts!

Taz: Go ask your Mom

Me: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Mom: What?

Me: Dude, this is driving me nuts

xD

[memebutler]

Me: Do you hate me?

Taz; Go ask your mom.

MOM!!!

Mom: WHAT.

Me: Do you hate me?

[XXMusicForYouXX]

me: Can I be your friend?

taz: Go ask your mom

me: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

mom: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT??

me: Can I be your friend?

[ToonLinkfan65]

Me:Taz,Can You eat 1000 pies a day?

Taz:Go ask your mom!

Me:Mom!

Mom:Yes Dear?

Me:Can Taz eat 1000 pies a day?

Mom:whos Taz?

[CIubPenguinNewsExtra]

But My Mom isn't home right now

[TheBillyfan2]

Me: are you awesome?

taz: GO ASK YOUR MOM!

Me: MOM!

Mom: what is it?

Me: is taz awesome?

comment on what yo u want my mom to do/say xD

[lolkid669]

Me: Is this fortune teller real?

Taz: Go ask you're mom

[grace2568]

me:do u drool over ke$ha?

taz:go ask ur mom

me:MOMA

moma:WHAT DO YALL WANT?

me:does this stipid penguin drool over ke$sha?

moma:well of course evry1 stupid drools over ke$ha DUH

[Purple543211]

me: is my mom a pineapple?

taz: go ask your mom

me: mom mom MOOOOOM

mom: WHAT???

me:are you a pineapple?

[megs4000]

Me:Will I ever be famous?

Taz:Go ask your mom!

Me:MOM MOM MOM MOM

Mom:WHAT?!?!

Me:Will I ever be famous?

[starrystar44100]

me : Are you justin beibier in high definition?

you : go ask your mom!

me : MOMMMM!

Mom : what?

Me : are you justin beiber in high definition?

[ToonLinkfan65]

Me:do u hate life?

Taz:go ask ur mom

Me:MOM!!!

[RainbowRocks100]

Me: What did the old CP look like?

Taz: Go ask your mom

Me: How would my mom know? She's a GORILLA(JK)!

[cdudeiscool]

I can't ask my mom if I'll get 5,000,000 subscribers tommarow. most mom's don't even know about youtube!

[cphomevideos122]

5 year old: will i merry you? taz: go ask your mom 5 year old: she said YES!!!!! yay lol

[starfirefan1999]

(4 year old watching this and know about porn XD)

4 yr old: will have a porn vid?

taz: go ask ur mom

4 yr old: MOOOOM!!!!!!

MOM:WHAT

4 yr old: will i have a porn vid?

mom:0.0 *thinks* he needs a better dad

[andythelegopenguin]

me: do you like cheese?

taz: go ask your mom

me: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

mom: WHAT!?!?!?!

me: do you like cheese?

[annette72004]

me: will i live in a box?

taz: go ask ur mom

[shanemario75]

ive been watching my vidieos for 7 years

[NATZIZOMBIESROCK]

Me: will Morgin the orabrush toung his weekly web cam youtube sub me?

Taz: ask ur mum

MOM!

Mom:Yes?

Will morgin the orabrush toung his weekly *takes breath* webcam youtube sub to me?

[geo13006]

Me: Am I famous?

Taz: Go ask your mom

Me: Mom mom!

Mom: Yeah?

Me: Am I famous?

[jay14787]

me: am i gonna pee in my bed tomorrow?

taz go as your mom me: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mom: SHUT UP!!!!!

[william78920]

she dosnen't know how im gonna meet you

[zacharybaringer]

are you gay hey mom is taz gay whos taz!?!a guy on cp how am i going to know if taz is gay!?! can you tellme something bout him hev wears a diaper thaen ya hes gay

[CpBroadcastLover]

Me: Will i be famous?

Taz: Go ask your mom!

Me: Mom, Will i be famous?

Mom: GO ASK YOUR FATHER I'M PAYING THE BILLS!!

Me: Dad, Will i be famous?

Dad:No, Now go to your room and read those law books i got you for christmas.

Me:Awww :((

[X23mark]

Me:Can I Have 1 Million Dollars?

Flame:Go Ask Your Mom!

Me:Mom Can I Have A Million Dollars?

Mom:No I Have No Money!

Me:Aww :(

[chubbysnowbals]

me= can i have pie

taz= go ask you mom!

me= MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­M!

mom= WHAT!

me= can i have pie?

[katiewolf1100]

me: why do u eat stupidity? taz: go ask ur mom me: MOM y do u eat stupidity? mom: u callin me stuuuuupppiiiidddd! me: *whispers* tee hee mom: IM GANNA GET U me: NOT THE TOILET!!! mom: yes the toilet me: blub blub blub blub mom: Mwa hahaha me: x__x

[Twinkol08]

Me: Do bewbs taste nice?

Taz:Go ask your mum

Me: Mum do bewbs taste nice..?

Mum: Oh shit your getting hyper again

[MrSpeeddemon1976]

Is CP getting stupider by the minute???

YOu: go ask ur mom

Me: MOM MOm mom!!!

WHAT?

Isnt cp stupid?

MOM: yup

[LavaLoom]

Me: Am I gay?

Fortune Teller: Go ask your mom!

[TheDuckaneer]

me: why do u love ur unibrow?

taz: go ask ur mom

[LAFFBBHQ]

I asked do I like puffles and u say go ask ur mom?

[WaddleTVProductions]

@LAFFBBHQ LOL

[zacharybaringer]

why do you have a diaper on

hey mom

[violetrockstar260]

me : can i have pie?taz: go ask yo mom

[21CENA21]

me: will i get a xbox 360

 taz:go ask your mom

[flowergirlsrock1999]

me: r u ever gonna find a date

taz:go ask ur mom

me: she dosnt even know u!

taz:wll thats too bad!

me:did u just talk to me?!

taz: thats right i did!

[TheCatsablanca]

me: r u dead?

taz: go ask ur mom

me: mom?

mom: what dear?

me: r u dead?

[HelloKiti7]

me:do you eat pie all the time

taz:go ask your mom

me:mom does taz eat pie all day

mom:ho is taz

me:so thats you answer

mom:umm.....ok yes it is

me:LOL

[alex22263]

Me: am i stupid?

Taz: Go ask youre mom

Me:mom am i stupid

Mom; no

Me yayyyy

[FishyPantz]

Me: Are you a gay hole?

Taz: Go ask your mom

Me: Mom mom mom mom

Mom: WHAT IS IT!?

Me: Are you a gay hole?

[Khaneja168]

@FishyPantz

LOL

[CPTVE]

Me: do you drink the toilet water?

Taz: go ask your mom XD

[GypsyIcegirl777]

Me: Will i get a boyfriend on icp?

Taz: Go ask your mom...

Me: I CANT SHE'LL KILL MEH!!

[TheEdu1338]

Me: can u smell my feet? Taz: go ask your mom

[15linkinparkdude]

Me: Can you kill me?

Taz: Go ask your mom

LOL

[thecandell1]

me:are you having sex with my mom?

taz:go ask your mom

me:O-O

[violetrockstar260]

i said :will you marry pie? him "go ask ur mom

[44448a]

am i good looking?

[Jordanime01]

me: will you ever hav sex with me

Taz: go ask your mum!

ME: OMG U SICK BASTARD!!!

[4everselenandemi011]

O i asked

Me:Do u like hershey sunday pie

Taz: GO ASK UR MOM

Me:aw dang

[4everselenandemi011]

I forget what i asked

[CandyFairyy]

Me; do you think im boring

old man; Go ask your mom

[MsPichuTheOverlord]

MsPichu: Is my brother a crackhead(lol ran out of ideas)?

Taz: Go ask your mom.

MsPichu: Why?

Taz: CUZ I SAID SO!

[Bearry321]

Me:Will i ever get a job?

taz:go ask your mom

Me:MOM!!!!

Mom: what?

Me: will i ever get a job

Mom:i should i know

[william78920]

Me: Are you a loyer?

Taz: Go ask your mum

Me: You should know!!!!!!!

[22Titus22]

I WILL CAN EVER DONE AN WTF BOOM?

[AnaSprinkles13]

q: do u like life?

a: go ask your mom.

O_O

[skelton1000cp]

me: Will my mom die? Taz: Go ask your mom Me: Mom!!! Mom: what??? me: Will you die soon??? Mom:IDK DUH

[reddragon12345678910]

me.do you like to have sex with lady gaga?

you:go ask your mom.

me.ok!

me.mom do you like to have sex with lady gaga?

mom.yes

[thecpsimo88]

me:can i get a transam

you:go ask your mum

me:muuuuuum can i have a transam

mum:when your older maybe sweetie.......

me:ohhhhhh no fare!!!!!

[GypsyIcegirl777]

ME: WILL I EVER MEET BIEBER

taz: go as ur mom

:me i cant she will kill meh!!

[xbballxmusicx8]

me: are doing your mom?

Taz: goask your mom..

o_0

[TeamToothless1]

Me: I like oancakes and pancakes like you. Wouldn't you throw yourself off a building and eat your own poo?

Taz: Yes

M:XD XD XD XD

[BannanadogProduction]

Me:R u gay

Taz : Go ask ur mom!

Me:Shell think im crazy!

[2000fromcpicecicle]

alright Who farted??? go ask ur mom..... she said my dad XD

[2000fromcpicecicle]

alright Who farted??? go ask ur mom..... she said my dad XD

[ineedjesus1]

Me: Will I meet you on cp?

Taz: go ask your mom

*clicks another one*

Me: Will I meet you on cp?

Taz: Haha yes

ME: Why didnt you tell me that in the first place.

 *clicks another one*

Taz: Yup

Me: That makes no sence!!!

[SuperDevilsdelight]

Me: Can I have a ostrich?

Taz: Ask your mom

Me: Shes gonna say no what do I do?

*clicks another response*

Me:So what do I do?

Taz: Why would I know? im not psychic

Me:..... :|...

[DogdogdogdogCP]

Me: Can I Have A Dog?

Taz: GO Ask Ur Mom

Me: Um Okay??

Me: MOOOOOM!

Mom: *grr* What?

Me: CAN I HAVE A PUPPY?

Mom: Um We Already Have One

Me: Oh......I Thought He Was Dead

THE END

[yuiritsumiomugiazusa]

i said will be friends again with my ex-friends he said go ask yo mom

[MiMi86771]

OH MY GOD THIS REALLY READ MY MIND!

Me: Will my mom let me use hypercam in a few minutes:

Taz: Yes

*clicks next reaponse*

Me: Are you sure she'll say yes?

Taz: GO ASK YOUR MOM!!

Taz:

[whereisantonioDOTcom]

me: can i kiss you? taz: go ask your mum me: mom mom mom mum: WHAT!? me: can i kiss taz? mum: yes *kisses taz* me: will you marry me taz? taz: go ask your mum me: mom mom mom mum: WHAT!? me: can i marry taz? mum: yes

[liongirl167]

me: im bord wat do i do

taz: go ask ur mom

me: mom y r u on the phone and can i do wat ever i want

mom:no not even in ur dreams

Me: :O

[Kristy1463]

ME: DO YOU LIKE MY MOM

TAZ: go ask your mom

Me: HOW THE HECK DOES SHE KNOW SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW YOU!

[2000fromcpicecicle]

@Kristy1463 XD XD XD XD XD

[Minygirlminy]

Me:Can I Meet You On CP?

Taz:Go Ask Your Mom!

Me: Mom! Mom!

Mom:WHAT!

Me:CAN I MEET TAZBOI ON CP?

Mom:GO ASK HIM!

Me: I DID!

[SuperPain666]

me: are you stupid

taz:go ask your mom

me: okey :P

[violetrockstar260]

Me: Will I Ever be in a earthquake TAZ: GO ASK YO MOM me: she said no

[violetrockstar260]

back there i asked if hes a fag and he said 'go ask your mom"

[TheCocogirl2]

me:Am i sexy?

taz:go ask your mom

me:mom mom mom!!

Mom:What

me:am i sexy?

mom:why ?

me:taz told we to ask you  xD

[bunnylover2000]

Me: am i gonna fall asleep?

taz: Go ask ur mom

aw comon i dont wanna wake her up

[randompeople3216]

me:am I ugly?

taz:go ask ur mom

me:mom am I ugly

mom:why would u ask such a silly question

me: well am I ugly

mom:no

[SuperBayleaf]

me;are yo sure im adopted

taz; go ask you mom

me: mom am i adopted

mom i think its time you know son

me: shit

[147DoggyMr]

@SuperBayleaf ROFL fuckin hillarious joke man

[Kristy1463]

Me: do you have a life

Taz: Go ask your mom

Me: MY MOM WOULD THINK YOU A CREEPER WHICH YOU ARE

[Kristy1463]

Me: Does my parents love me like crazy??

Taz: Go ask your mom.

me: Mom do you love me?

Mom: yes

Me:Dad do you love me?

Dad:No im kidding of course i love you <-------- Evil that away

[Paulinad25]

ME:umm lets ehh IS MY MUM GONNA BE A ROCK STAR!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ME GONNA BE RICH

Tazboi:GO ASK YOUR Mum

Me:ok

Mum:I might be someone might offer me it

ME:CWOOL

[TheShockMythGamer]

Your too good to be there right?

Go ask your mom.

Huh? My mom don't even know you!

[ClubPenguin855]

me: do you like pie?

taz: go ask your mom.

i ask my mom....

Mom: well its ok

[LegoKing345]

me:am i a boy?

u:GO ASK UR MOM

me:well that would b kinda awkward

[YouDontDeserveItVids]

Woolt0901: Am I Famous?

Tazboi: Go ask your mom

Woolt0901: Okay?

A WHILE LATER

Woolt0901: Hey Paradox333!

Paradox333 (woolt's bro): What, bud? Did Tazboi answer your question?

Woolt0901: Go ask your mom

[rednaxelI]

am i going to lose my tooth tomrow

go ask your mum 

[garrettjohn2]

Me: Will You Kiss My Sister

Taz: Go Ask You Mom

Me:Okay

[ZombieCow13]

Club Penguin is gay and a waste of time for young people. Get out and play sports or something don't waste time on gay virtual games especially one like Club Penguin!!!!!

[LegoKing345]

@ZombieCow13 it dosent matter really.

when ur a kid and all ur homework is done then you have LOTS of free time

but now were turning into a worser world for kids since i feel like the only person in my ENTIRE SCHOOL who dosen't play a sport after school

[ImproperMe]

Me: Are you flirting with my Dad?

Taz: Go ask your Mom!

Me: Mom is Taz flirting with Dad?

Mom: I think so, he's flirting with Grandpa as well sweetie.

Me: Tell him to flirt with me!

Mom: Go ask his mom!

[BLTLipgloss1998]

me- do you like my makeup?

- go ask your mom

me: mom do you like my makeup?

mom: its kind of dark.

[thecpsimo88]

me: have you ever kissed a girl

you:go ask your mom

btw how would my mom know?

[LegoKing345]

me:should justin bieber quit?

u:go ask ur mom!

[SuperBayleaf]

me well i have a life

taz go ask your mom

me mom well i have a life

mom yes

[1998alisa]

Me:Can i get a million dollars?

Taz:Go ask your mom

Me:That's a bit too much for a simple allowance, now is it?

[THERANDOMNESS84]

Me: can i kill you ??

Taz : go ask your mom

Me: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

MOM: WHATTTTTTTTTTTT!

Me: WOAH nevermind

[Orangegirl3451]

Me: Can my sister plz turn down the volume

Taz: Go ask your mom

TY that was awesome! lol

[clubpenguinhacklolz]

ME: will i get free membership?

ANS:go ask your mama

DANG! my mom wont let me have that at all!

[MegaTheSurfer]

me: is Charlee the unicorn gay or is he just always down?

Taz: go ask your mothor

me: MOM!

Mom: what is it -mom walks over-

me: is Charlee the unicorn gay or is he just down all the time?

Mom: who the hell is Charlee the Unciorn and dont say gay

me: Charlee is a unicorn and his name is Charlee and mom you suck

yeaaaaa i got grounded for that lol

[BennyVenditti]

LOL

Q:Am i gonna get robbed

A:Go ask your mom

[LegoKing345]

me:do u like pie cuz of its taste?

3 sec later

she's right here but i wont ask her cuz she dont no much about u

[xkoolxkoolx]

Me: Am i the most famouse person in the world?

Tazboi: Go Ask Your Mom

Mom: sure whatever

Lol

[Debraellen04]

me:do you like pie?

you:Go ask your mom

me:mom does tazboi like pie?

mom:WHAT!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO TAZBOI IS!!!!!

me:hes a person on club penguin!!

mom:WELL I STILL DONT KNOW IF HE LIKES PIE!!!!!

[gerardo427]

@Debraellen04 xD!!

[supersonic7799]

Me: Am I A Girl? Taz: Go Ask Your Mom Me: Am I A Girl? Mom: Why Are You Even Asking That?

[userofthemon]

Me: Am I gay?

Taz: Go ask your mom.

Me: Mom, am I gay?

Mom: Yeah, its a gene from your dad. That's why I left him. XD

[winxclub4me]

is my dad the worst dad in the world?

go ask your mom

why would i do that!she married him she will say he is best dad duh!

[kfg70]

i said do you still play club penguin my mom wont know that and club penguin did not exist when my mom was a child XD

[flippo304]

Me:Will I poo in the next 20 seconds?

Taz:Go ask ur mom

Me:Will I poo in the next 20 seconds?

Mom:What do u meen?

Me:Tell me

Mom:No!

Me:AWWW WHY THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME!?

[clubpenguinmovieable]

me: am i ugly?

Taz: go ask your mom

me: mum am i ugly?

Mom: dam hell yes your ugly remember yestarday you made a car crash cause of your uglyiness man that old lady went to the hospital for LIFE! lol