AVOID THIS PIECE OF SHIT AT ALL COSTS. it's not 'retro' or 'fun' it's just dogshit. I loved the original Hatchet - more so for it's potential than the end-result. Sadly, this movie obliterated all benefit of doubt - adam green is a H-A-C-K. Special FX are terrible in this movie whereas they were great in the first. Acting is even more atrocious (danielle harris is not a lead actress) in this film - at least Joel Moore was semi-believable in the first. Hatchet 2 just sucks.
@SLAUGHTERFILM - contextually people will understand. duh. anyways, hatchet 2 sucks as much as hatchet had potential to be good.
btw, love the way green's marketing people throw around 'iconic' and 'new horror legend' - LAMO! victor crowley is rubber-suited man of my nightmares!!! ROTFLMAO!!! this kid just needs to stop with hatchet altogether.
idk y the fuck adam or whoever recast the marybeth charcater i guess cuz H2 but i dont care cause Danielle harris fuckin hot and im looking forward to HATCHET 2 i think its gonna kickass
I hear in Hatchet 2 will include Danielle Harris and Tom Holland. Also Just heard that they have been picked up by Dark Sky Films in hopes of building a franchise of Victor Crowley movies.
Wow! I didn't realize that John Carl Buechler did the FX for this! That explains why they looked so cool. That guy's good! I remember reading an interview with Kane Hodder before this came out where he was talking about branching out his acting skills. What the hell?! He went back to playing a guy with a mask a la heavy face make-up! Don't get me wrong, he seems like a cool guy from everything I've seen and read, but that killed me. He did have the Jason moves down though. No arguing that.
Yeah, Tom Savini's stuff is always very realistic and the "chop top" as it's called [the womans head getting tore apart] was pretty impressive. Almost looked like something he would have done. What doesn't look like Savini however was all the misty blood spray. So Forest and I were a little confused as to who did all the special effects. John Carl Buechler did a great job.
@SLAUGHTERFILM - LMAO at tom savini being considered realistic or medically accurate. savini is more over-celebrated than any other makeup fx artist alive today. he was okay on a shoestring budget making above marginally average effects, but c'mon now. seriously.
savini was horribly outmoded even back in the day. a classic case of being in the right place at the right time - that's it.
also, he did do the fx for scavolini's nightmare - fuck him for saying he didn't.
you are a god dam gdq moron. the only thing worse than calling people fat on the internet behind your curtain of cowardice, is sitting around LOOKING AT FAT PEOPLE all dam day so you can criticize them. get a job and stop watching these reviews if you don't like them. nice name by the way. pedo.
@gromhellscream108 - *yawn* cease speaking fat, whey-faced insolent. you are a nobody. i fucked your mom. your real mom, i mean. she's a toothless whore who gives a HELLUVA gummer. bullseye!
bullshit!!!!!!!
eodeh2005 1 year ago
@eodeh2005 Who Who?
SLAUGHTERFILM 1 year ago
Jason vs. Victor!
DanDudeDomination 1 year ago
u guys need to get some stinkies on your pinkies and live a little. nerds.
ROMANporno69 1 year ago
you guys need to learn how to finger girls
ROMANporno69 1 year ago
AVOID THIS PIECE OF SHIT AT ALL COSTS. it's not 'retro' or 'fun' it's just dogshit. I loved the original Hatchet - more so for it's potential than the end-result. Sadly, this movie obliterated all benefit of doubt - adam green is a H-A-C-K. Special FX are terrible in this movie whereas they were great in the first. Acting is even more atrocious (danielle harris is not a lead actress) in this film - at least Joel Moore was semi-believable in the first. Hatchet 2 just sucks.
TI WEST IS KING!!!
ROMANporno69 1 year ago
@ROMANporno69 FYI this is a review of Hatchet [the original].
SLAUGHTERFILM 1 year ago
@SLAUGHTERFILM - contextually people will understand. duh. anyways, hatchet 2 sucks as much as hatchet had potential to be good.
btw, love the way green's marketing people throw around 'iconic' and 'new horror legend' - LAMO! victor crowley is rubber-suited man of my nightmares!!! ROTFLMAO!!! this kid just needs to stop with hatchet altogether.
ROMANporno69 1 year ago
This movie is so brutal...
just saw the trailer for Hatchet 2. I think Crowly takes a Belt Sander to someone in it.
johnnyhorror92182 1 year ago
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GREEKGOD20000 1 year ago
This movie is so fucking brutal it's awesome
ninmachine109 1 year ago
idk y the fuck adam or whoever recast the marybeth charcater i guess cuz H2 but i dont care cause Danielle harris fuckin hot and im looking forward to HATCHET 2 i think its gonna kickass
thecoldkillawon 1 year ago
Yeah the ending is awkward. Right in the middle of music too, WTF!?
AZSunDevil77 1 year ago
I hear in Hatchet 2 will include Danielle Harris and Tom Holland. Also Just heard that they have been picked up by Dark Sky Films in hopes of building a franchise of Victor Crowley movies.
slasherfan80x 2 years ago
i always was a little hesitant about this movie, i really need to see it now!
except for the finger guns, damn fuckin' awesome job!:)
MrCarnivour 2 years ago
Damn finger guns.
MalaysianCherry 2 years ago
Yeah, that should be the last of those, I think we got all of the finger guns out.
SLAUGHTERFILM 2 years ago
As always, entertaining discussion guys
HiMyNameWasKeeper 2 years ago
Thank you
SLAUGHTERFILM 2 years ago
Wow! I didn't realize that John Carl Buechler did the FX for this! That explains why they looked so cool. That guy's good! I remember reading an interview with Kane Hodder before this came out where he was talking about branching out his acting skills. What the hell?! He went back to playing a guy with a mask a la heavy face make-up! Don't get me wrong, he seems like a cool guy from everything I've seen and read, but that killed me. He did have the Jason moves down though. No arguing that.
666slink 2 years ago
Yeah, Tom Savini's stuff is always very realistic and the "chop top" as it's called [the womans head getting tore apart] was pretty impressive. Almost looked like something he would have done. What doesn't look like Savini however was all the misty blood spray. So Forest and I were a little confused as to who did all the special effects. John Carl Buechler did a great job.
SLAUGHTERFILM 2 years ago
@SLAUGHTERFILM - LMAO at tom savini being considered realistic or medically accurate. savini is more over-celebrated than any other makeup fx artist alive today. he was okay on a shoestring budget making above marginally average effects, but c'mon now. seriously.
savini was horribly outmoded even back in the day. a classic case of being in the right place at the right time - that's it.
also, he did do the fx for scavolini's nightmare - fuck him for saying he didn't.
ROMANporno69 1 year ago
@ROMANporno69 Gay! - Cory
SLAUGHTERFILM 1 year ago
@SLAUGHTERFILM - Cory! - Gay (now fuck off and get back to your cable access show - lmao)
ROMANporno69 1 year ago
@ROMANporno69
you are a god dam gdq moron. the only thing worse than calling people fat on the internet behind your curtain of cowardice, is sitting around LOOKING AT FAT PEOPLE all dam day so you can criticize them. get a job and stop watching these reviews if you don't like them. nice name by the way. pedo.
gromhellscream108 1 year ago
@gromhellscream108 - *yawn* cease speaking fat, whey-faced insolent. you are a nobody. i fucked your mom. your real mom, i mean. she's a toothless whore who gives a HELLUVA gummer. bullseye!
ROMANporno69 1 year ago
@SLAUGHTERFILM - savini is a hack. no wonder you guys love him.
ROMANporno69 1 year ago