Newt Gingrich to America: Let's Start A Moon Colony!

[DrSwirl]

i wanna live on the moon

[THEEVILBURNS]

He doesn't care about the moon. He just wants to make sure we don't turnover space to china and russia. He wants to switch funding to the private industry developing the tech. That is reallistic. The private folks, need to put satelites up for communication etc. They should develop the rockets too.

[UltraMitt]

Watch out or else he will attack you from his base on the Moon.

[ahmed1717]

The whole fucking country is in debt, people are without jobs and this nigga is talking about living on the moon. WTF is the matter with this moron?! Why don't you spend that money on your people for once. Good lord man, what has this world come to?!

PS. Why does the US think it has claim to the moon over everyone else?

[pilotofwar]

Do any of you know a thing about the moon? Yes I support Ron Paul, and yes Newt wants to start moon bases for the wrong reasons. However do some research on Helium 3 and Thorium, both are clean sources of fuel, both can be found on the Moon and Helium 3 can't be found in useable amounts here on Earth, but millions of tons of it can be found on the Moon. Imagine if everyone on Earth could have clean energy for free, if we made the Moon base for the right reason it would be worth it!

[MrJay1784]

their both fucking crazy

[Dakukobura]

Millions without jobs, state of the country in shambles

"Let's spend tax money to put people on a rock spinning round our planet."

[CordovaMage]

@Dakukobura And how is this any different from "stimulus"?

[gregmonts]

Ron Paul 2012!!!!

[Scallopshell98]

The United States of Space!

[MasproducedMutts]

Is weed legal on the moon?

[TheCaptainSlappy]

@MasproducedMutts Exactly HOW would you "hit a Moon Bong" in gravity that low? The Columbians won't ever go and establish their trade...the difficulty of snorting coke would be legendary. It's not like you could drop a crack-rock and pick it right back up. A couple shots of Nyquil all around, on the Moon House!

[MasproducedMutts]

@TheCaptainSlappy A moon vape. Cosmic brownies....

[gregmonts]

@MasproducedMutts They say aint no gravity on the moon. That mean you can get high and never come down...

[MasproducedMutts]

@gregmonts That would be phenomenal.

[yurianne07]

this guy is running to be president of WHAT???

[TheCaptainSlappy]

@yurianne07 Uranus. The biggest moon there is.

[yurianne07]

@TheCaptainSlappy well i hope newton loves uranus too. maybe he can kiss it too... ;)

[isupplyu]

You fucking fuck nut.. the moon does not and will not ever belong to a single country on Earth.

[MarxistJediist]

Newt Gingrich...literally promising the moon.

[godfreewoman]

Did the word "KOOKAMUFFIN" enter anyone's mind while they were watching the video?

[d3fjef]

And yet DC cant get statehood...you rat bastard Newt

[TheCaptainSlappy]

@d3fjef Yes...but D.C. is a MARTIAN Colony...not a Moon base. It's in the new "Google Earth" "Terms of Service" somewhere, I heard.

[RBkidd510]

Reasons to cut taxes which most Republicans support: Less government spending means more private spending and a stronger and freer economy

Reasons for New Gingrich to using federal resources to build a moon state: nigga moon states be bad ass shit, its like a state, but on the damn moon

[iRad11]

lol

[milenyj666]

Oh well, so finally U.S.A. owns the moon. Since When ?

[LatumWay]

Can... can a country own the moon?!!!

[d3fjef]

@LatumWay Well I'm almost ashamed to say it but the Anglo-Saxon philosophy for the entirity of recorded history is..."If you don't have a flag in it yet its mine...so kindly fuck off...and have a small pox blanket while you're at it."

[TheCaptainSlappy]

@d3fjef HA! Score 9,000 Moon Casino Credits for you. Redeemable at your Jack in the Moon Box.

[ManosOceano]

Good People: The once Great USA is in civil war.

[garrethdavis]

and they call Ron Paul crazy?

[TheCaptainSlappy]

See...NASA and Newt never really think this stuff through. Think of the Moon Wallstreet "Protests" up there...we are talking Meat Popsicle Robot Androids, Mutant Moon-Cats with LAZORS, Moon Lander jackings...and seriously, WHO is going to bail out the "Moon Banks"?

Where is the Moon Army going to be when the Moon Commies "socialize" all of it, and make it a "Moon Banana Republic"?

[gnarCR]

since when did America own the moon?

[TheCaptainSlappy]

@gnarCR Legal Answer- "Because we said so...that's why. See? It's right here, on this piece of paper."

[SergeantTitus]

America is great.

[randomdude499]

but we must worry about illegal aliens sneaking across the moon base border.

[pluto4847]

@randomdude499

LOL, what illegal aliens? From where? The Mexican space program? Lol

[AceofDlamonds]

@pluto4847

LOL!

[TheCaptainSlappy]

@pluto4847 Don't laugh...the Cubans will paddle a VW Bug or a Deep Freeze with no door all the way up there if they thought they could. I can just imagine the millions of Wal-Mart plastic sacks, cardboard boxes and garbage bags going into thousands of "Space Worthy Air-Craft" they will be attempting to launch.

[yurianne07]

@TheCaptainSlappy if mexicans can fit 10 ppl in a chevy, then they can fit 100's on a rocket...

[TheCaptainSlappy]

Let's see...Moon Wal-Mart. Check. Moon Unemployment Office. Check. Moon Hookers. Check...wait a minute...where is the Moon Congress and Moon Garbage Men? Dammit...call the Moon President and tell him we are short Moon Workers. Ain't the Chinese our friends now? Good...we can hire them on as scab labor, since Moon Corporations pissed off all the Americans and they won't do it because they are Moon Union. No...don't give them Jetpacks...the Chinese are wily, they will make a run for it.

[801D012]

It's been almost 50 years and I still don't have my Jetson's car.

[dadoody]

WE MUST HAVE A MOON BASE! And begin building the great moon wall to keep out all the illegals.

[ColonelChamberlain]

well looks like im voting for gingrich then.

[chatowngeek]

we will send newt and few women to moon so that he can have s?? uninterrupted

[GDWS81]

Are you kidding me?! The moon? I have an idea, let's send Newt to the moon by himself tomorrow. He can consider it a state and consider himself the governor.

[burn253]

what a shame ,folks actually applauded... its 2012 people, think....

[RidiculouslyLuis]

I have no problems with this idea.

[georgemullens]

Yeah right. as if that's gonna happen!

[gotitans999]

who names their kid Newt?

[rexravus]

@gotitans999

Newt is a nickname. His first name is Newton.

[engineer84]

lol xD

borrowing money from China?

[CRAPCANNONS]

Who are the people applauding this twaddle?

[yurianne07]

@CRAPCANNONS Floridians.. Typical.

[mystro810]

is he really talking about the moon?! its not 1962 anymore Newt!... If he wins the nomination you can say hello to 4 more years of Obama... Ron Paul 2012!!!

[g0tcadaver]

@mystro810

Space is necessary to our survival. This isn't sci-fi or a thing of the past. It's the future. We have the choice to grow or die. Earth is literally a temporary place. We have all our eggs in one basket right now and that is a terrible reality.

[rogan71]

@g0tcadaver - Why don't we just adapt to the Earth? What we gotta find another world to fuck up? We haven't found ANY inhabitable planets, and if there are any they are billions of miles away...If this is our best hope, then extinction might be preferable.

[mystro810]

@g0tcadaver I agree but the Moon is not a frontier. I am for space exploration. We should begin to embark on long term space projects with sustainable spaceships that do not have to return to the earth . That would be exciting!... Ron Paul 2012!!!

[rogan71]

@mystro810 - If America wasn't a retarded Christian backwater of ignorance and fear - then Ron Paul would win hands down...Unfortunately it is...Most Americans are too stupid to even comprehend the truth, and willingly hand their democracy over to thieves and liars...

[scienceatheism]

LOL. Oh god he is sooo fucking stupid. 

[thepetitlulu]

Do we have the choice? Or is he just gonna spend all our money on stupid shit? The Moon? WTF what about american people who are hungry, Yes HUNGRY! What about wounded Veterans leaving in the streets? What about people of all ages dying from curable deseases? It must be nice to leave on Gingrish Planet!

Come on America, plz don't elect him he is the perfect combination of Obama and Bush, like he was engineered by the military complex, to achieve ultimate Dictator, his is getting embarassing now

[doit420sdf]

While people starve to death.. and Newt would be wearing a top hat to boot.

[gotitans999]

Signs the world is officially kidding you...

[EVRYMANaKING]

House foreclosed on ? Homeless in America ? Free trip to the moon !!

[iTellYouNoLie]

lol

how you paying for that?

[Madfoot713]

@iTellYouNoLie Tax and spend?